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Topic: Whats the most embarrasing thing you've said during or building up to
started by: Dark Knight Bob

Posted by Dark Knight Bob on Oct. 25 2000,18:08

I haven't got any though i'm still a damn virgin,

(bollox why won't people sleep with me i always take my clothes off in front of them why don't they?)

i just wondering

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"there'll be time for explanations later... and hopefully some sex" - Ace Rimmer

Posted by askheaves on Oct. 25 2000,22:07

I've gotten close to calling out the wrong name.. That's never a good idea.

"One time I called this girl mom." - Randall

Posted by Lordbrandon on Oct. 26 2000,06:00

Oh Yuck, you were so used to calling out your moms name during sex you said it to another girl???

Posted by Wolfguard on Oct. 27 2000,13:17

i have called out the wrong name but was able ablate her anger when i pointed out that bob was her husbands name and not mine.

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Nuke em' till they glow and shoot em’ in the dark and let the computer sort em' out.
Then wait for a mutation…

Posted by Wolfguard on Oct. 27 2000,13:20

The funnist thing i ever did was stop to check for a pulse. When she asked what i was doing i told her. Needless to say she got pissed and tried to buck me off. all i could say was "There you go honey, now your moving".

The look on her face was clasic. I got laughing so hard i fell of the bed.

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Nuke em' till they glow and shoot em’ in the dark and let the computer sort em' out.
Then wait for a mutation…

Posted by incubus on Nov. 02 2000,13:58

That's called the "buckaroo technique". Take her from behind, grab her hair, then whisper some other girls name in her ear, and see how long you can stay on. lol

The funniest quote in a film regarding this and I cant remember it all correctly was in Trainspotting where Renton orgasms and says "I haven't felt that good since Archie Gemmell scored against Holland in 1972"

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-- incubus
As I chase the leaves like the words I never find ...