Topic: innocent neighbor = not so innocent
started by: CatKnight
edit:excuse bad writing, /me is drunk.
This message has been edited by CatKnight on June 16, 2001 at 10:34 PM
(p.s im drunk)
lol..?
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Originally posted by CatKnight:
aww man i missed one of jiggyfresh's insightful insights :D
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Get some ass.
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Surprisingly, happy endings have come for me by finding out someone smoked weed as well!
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"I am not a Marxist." -- Karl Marx
"Weed is my anti-drug"
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Originally posted by Spydir:
I'm not gonna waste a good amount of money for a 3 hour high, when I can waste a few dollars on a ..
ok just point me in the direction of the weed that causes this three hour high, and i'll gladly become an avid customer. 
actually i dont believe i've ever BOUGHT weed.. i've definitely gotten some from my friends who are nice and generous though, because most of them dont like smoking alone. or, they know if they have it, they'll smoke it, so they pawn it off on me.
it IS nice when you have the willpower not to spend money on it and just use whenever the opportunity arises. 
(or in my case when you're dirt poor )
First, you buy an ounce. It's an initial invnestment. Don't complain.
Second, make a lot of friends with that ounce. Try to make it last. Match bowls whenever possible (one for me, one for you).
Third, when you run out, hope you made enough friends who have weed more often than you do to keep you in a state of perpetual high. Or at least as often as you feel like.
Fourth, remember, always buy or at least pitch in every so often, just so you're not a total mooch.
Or just become a stoner in general. You always end up meeting SOOOOOO many people when you take up that habit. Worked for me.
Oh, and go get some ass, I agree.
[edit - stupid mistake]
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Fnord.
This message has been edited by Casper on June 24, 2001 at 02:27 PM
getting high isnt as great as i thought it would be. 2 weeks ago i went with my older sister and a bunch of her friends to see the re-release of Monty Python and the Holy Grail. there were 7 of us in an SUV, and i swear, they smoked 18 joints in an hour. i didnt take any hits, but then again i didnt have to. the windows were rolled up and i just took it all in.
then we go to LA and i threw up on the side of the road. but at least the movie was better.
... A WITCH!!!
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I may be paranoid, but not an Andriod.
Before you decide that getting high isn't all that great, you should smoke a few more times, and actually take hits. Perhaps what you didn't enjoy was the lack of oxygen =). I'm not trying to sell anyone anything, just speaking from experience. You don't get a real feel for a high until you've done it a few times, and off a few different kinds of weed. Plus, if you're with a bunch of other people in a car, you might not notice the subtler aspects of the high, as you would if you were in you room listening to music or something.
whats wrong with being drunk?
you ask a glass of water.
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Originally posted by cr0bar:
You can't really get high from second-hand smoke. See, the idea with smoking something is that the chemical is absorbed into your bloodstream through your lungs. When you exhale, there isn't a real significant amount of THC to be taken up by anyone else around you.Before you decide that getting high isn't all that great, you should smoke a few more times, and actually take hits. Perhaps what you didn't enjoy was the lack of oxygen =). I'm not trying to sell anyone anything, just speaking from experience. You don't get a real feel for a high until you've done it a few times, and off a few different kinds of weed. Plus, if you're with a bunch of other people in a car, you might not notice the subtler aspects of the high, as you would if you were in you room listening to music or something.
Listen to the man. He knows what he's talking about.
That's not to say though that smoking someone's car out isn't fun as hell. Especially when all your friends are too stoned to realize you've taken 15 hits so far and haven't passed the pipe.
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Originally posted by CatKnight:
getting high is unpleasantly like being drunk.whats wrong with being drunk?
you ask a glass of water.
What does this mean? I've personally never been drunk, but if getting high gave you a headache, chances are you were smoking too many stems, man
I find that while alcohol makes me drowsy, distracted, and sometimes less restrained, getting high is almost a more meditative experience. Alcohol certainly doesn't increase my appreciation of music or food, and doesn't help me think in different ways about things. It doesn't change my perception of time, and I've never gotten any auditory hallucinations off of it.
Of course, maybe that's just because some people throw shit into their bodies just "to get fucked up", and if that's all you want out of a high, then you'll only notice things which could be described as unpleasant to someone who would just as soon be sober.
I've read it numerous times. I don't recall that specific joke though.
I've never bought as well. I'm one of the biggest scavangers around. I usually supply the beer, entertainment, and place to hang out, so i get away with it.
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Originally posted by cr0bar:
As in "Guide to the Galaxy?"I've read it numerous times. I don't recall that specific joke though.
Jumping through hyperspace is like being drunk
What's wrong with being drunk.
ever ask a glass of water?
Its from dents first hyperspace jump on the vogon ship.
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Hotboxing = sealing off a small room and burning large quantities of weed with no primary inhaler
Second-hand = getting stoned off of several people smoking in a small room
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Originally posted by Rhydant:
getting high isnt as great as i thought it would be. 2 weeks ago i went with my older sister and a bunch of her friends to see the re-release of Monty Python and the Holy Grail. there were 7 of us in an SUV, and i swear, they smoked 18 joints in an hour. i didnt take any hits, but then again i didnt have to. the windows were rolled up and i just took it all in.then we go to LA and i threw up on the side of the road. but at least the movie was better.
thats your problem right there. you were with your sister and her friends. woulda been lots more fun if it was your friends.
you should keep a window open alittle when your fogging out a car, oxygen is good
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Originally posted by PersonGuy:
Heh... I'm the other way around. I've always said, "No," and it took me alot of soul searching to say, "Yes," the first time!
wow...that's actually EXACTLY, to the T how I decided to say "yes" as well. I still don't do it often anyway (even though it's SOOOO readily available to me at ALL times). I just like remaining in a reasonably controlled state of mind most of the time (yeah...I'm a control freak) and hate having my throat and sinuses fucked with. I like breathing. But weed is still nice if it's nugs...nothing else does anything for me but knock me out so I'm an rare but expensive smoker. ^shrug^
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Originally posted by RenegadeSnark:
Listen to the man. He knows what he's talking about.That's not to say though that smoking someone's car out isn't fun as hell. Especially when all your friends are too stoned to realize you've taken 15 hits so far and haven't passed the pipe.
Indeed! The 15 hits - no passing the pipe is called a Bogart. Bad unless everyone's already STONED. Then it doesn't matter anymore...it just becomes amusing at that point.
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This message has been edited by PersonGuy on July 21, 2001 at 05:55 AM
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Originally posted by pengu1nn:
you should keep a window open alittle when your fogging out a car, oxygen is good
I'd agree.
Bend me over and make me squeal if I'm wrong about my facts, but isn't one of the effects of the THC dilation of the blood vessels? Hence the red eyes and the ability of the bloodstream to carry more O2.
I remember one of the school stoners getting drafted into the school athletics meet. They made him run the 800m and he fucked the school record sideways by sprinting twice around the track at a 100m pace. He wasn't even panting when he stopped.
He was asking if anyone had a Mars bar when he crossed the line. I think that's how they tricked him to run - they promised him munchies.