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Topic: Just for fun...
started by: PersonGuy

Posted by PersonGuy on Jun. 11 2001,01:15

If you were the opposite sex... what would you want your name to be?

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Posted by j0eSmith on Jun. 11 2001,01:29

I'm not touching this with a 50' pole.

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Posted by The_Stomper on Jun. 11 2001,01:48

I'm not touching this with my 50' pole.

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Posted by MattimeoZ80 on Jun. 11 2001,02:02

If you were a girl you wouldn't have a 50' pole...

then again if you were a guy you probably wouldn't either...

Posted by Sithiee on Jun. 11 2001,07:49

candice. definitly candice. no, i have no fucking clue why.

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Posted by blanalex on Jun. 11 2001,09:42

If it is only translating my name to the female gender, that would be Alexandra. However, if i got to choose a different one, I have no idea of what it would be.

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Posted by L33T_h4x0r_d00d on Jun. 11 2001,10:30

It would be EAGLE. Then Id marry personguy and we'd get us a car dealership. It would be called Jeep Eagle's Jeep Eagle.

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Posted by Observer on Jun. 11 2001,11:29

I think an even better question would be, "What would your name be if you had been born the opposite sex?"

Many parents, if they don't want to know the sex of the child until it is born, choose a boy name and a girl name for the baby. For instance, had I been born a girl, my name would have been Karen.

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Posted by LiNeY on Jun. 11 2001,11:47

If I had been born as a boy, my name would have been "Friedrich Leopold". This is one of the reasons why I am glad to be a girl...

If I were a man, what would I like to be named... "John", or "Bryan".

Posted by PersonGuy on Jun. 11 2001,13:15

quote:
Originally posted by Observer:
I think an even better question would be, "What would your name be if you had been born the opposite sex?"

Yes... that question is MUCH better! Forgive me... I had been up 30 hours when I wrote that!

Actually, my mom says that since she named me Jeep BEFORE I was born, it didn't really matter what gender I was (but she DID hope for a boy). However, for a small period of time she considered the name, 'Blailock'. Weird...

Posted by Spydir on Jun. 11 2001,15:17

Well... I'm John J. Powers X (X as in tenth), and my older sibling is a girl, so if I was born a girl my dad would probably still name me John J. just to continue the tradition...

but my mom said if I was born a girl they were gonna name me Bethany Hope. The Hope part sounds cool, I think that'd be a really pretty name for a girl.

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Posted by ic0n0 on Jun. 11 2001,15:37

Well my real name is Max Power so no need to change my name here.

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Posted by jiggyfresh on Jun. 11 2001,16:14

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Posted by masher on Jun. 16 2001,07:40

If i was a girl, I would have been named Belinda.

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Posted by porn_dealer on Jun. 17 2001,02:25

Nina, definitely...I love that name. Don't ask.

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Posted by kixzor2 on Jun. 18 2001,11:16

If I had been born a boy, I would be called Micheal. And if I majicly got turned into a guy overnight, I call myself Jason, cause everyone I know called Jason are pretty cool.

Posted by incubus on Jun. 18 2001,21:32

Excellent idea. Michael is a great name.

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Posted by TallAssAzn on Jun. 19 2001,00:05

quote:
Originally posted by porn_dealer:
Nina, definitely...I love that name. Don't ask.

Nina, eh?

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Posted by cr0bar on Jun. 22 2001,14:12

quote:
Originally posted by kixzor2:
If I had been born a boy, I would be called Micheal. And if I majicly got turned into a guy overnight, I call myself Jason, cause everyone I know called Jason are pretty cool.

That just happens to be my name. Oh, and if I was a girl, I'd name myself Trixie....why? Because you can bet a girl named Trixie has all the fun!

Posted by nautilus on Jun. 22 2001,14:55

If I had been a boy, my parents were going to name me Robert. I'm glad I'm not though, cuz then my cousin and I would have both been Robert Churay. Grandma had a hard enough time remembering everyone's names with each of them being different; I'd hate to think of how confused she would have been with two of the same.

I'm also glad that they chose Elizabeth for my girl name instead of Roberta. Every Roberta I've known has been obnoxious as hell, I can't stand any of them.

Posted by psychopharmacologist on Jun. 22 2001,17:40

I would be born on the "other side"
my name would be Hetwig.
I would have a botched sex change.
I would start a Glam Rock band and call it The Angry Inch. We would be Hetwig and the Angry Inch. And I would recall my days as a small boy in Eastern Germany.
I would compare gender to the Berlin wall.
God, that movie was awsome!

Posted by Chrissy on Jun. 22 2001,19:51

Well I wasnt even supposed to be born so my parents came up with a name for me when I popped out. I have a twin sister and my mother didnt know she was having twins so--there is that story. They would have named my sister Christopher-hence me named Christine.

Everyone (but me of course) has a family name. My brother is the second of his name (Robert-named after my father of course) my cousin is the third of his name (Ralph- named after my uncle and my Grandfather) my other cousin is the second of her name (Rosemary- named after my Grandmother)My sister is the second of her name (Natalie-named after my great Grandmother but my grandmother and mother have it as their middle names) so I am the strange one. Typical.

Anyway I assume they would have named my sister Christopher if she had a been a boy but I have no idea what they would have called me if we were both boys. If I had to pick a name of the opposite sex for some reason...hypothetically speaking it would be-- Terry- short of Terrence..

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Posted by PersonGuy on Jun. 23 2001,00:28

She didn't know? VWAT!?!? Didn't she get an ultra-sound!?

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Posted by Chrissy on Jun. 23 2001,03:50

Well of course she did. However it was 1978 so the technology wasn't all that great. I believe one of us was hiding behind the other and the heartbeats were in sync. My poor parents got such a shock when they realized it. Not that they were in anyway unhappy- just shocked. These days that would never happen because the Technology is much much better. But in the 70s they were still working out some of the kinks in it so---shit like that happened.

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Posted by demonk on Aug. 02 2001,13:21

I never posted to this, so I thought I might as well.

My parents told me that they had originally planned on calling me April if I was a girl. The weird thing is, I was born in April! Kinda weird. But I think April for a girl's name is nice. Almost makes me wish I was born a girl... almost.

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Posted by Nikita on Aug. 02 2001,13:42

Hm if I were a guy ... I agree ... either Jason or Michael. For my name, the spanish side of my family was rooting for Michaela/Mikayla or Elena ... but I like the name Sierra ... bleh I'll just legally change my name to my porn name ... Joie Arroyo ... oh baby!

Posted by MattimeoZ80 on Aug. 02 2001,14:27

sierra eh. "if i was a software company, i'd want my name to be sierra." wait, too late.

Posted by Dark-Angel99 on Aug. 02 2001,14:27

I think if I would want to be named Jake... It just sounds so manly to me for some reason!

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Posted by YouGunnaStopMe? on Aug. 02 2001,15:00

quote:
Originally posted by Nikita:
bleh I'll just legally change my name to my porn name ... Joie Arroyo ...

Wasn't Arroyo the name of a town in fallout 2?

As for the chick name thing... probably Jade.
Taranis as my middle name. Jade Taranis. Or Taranis Jade.
Needless to say you would be mocked for an unusual name... but I love it.

I believe Taranis is the goddess of lightning and thunder? something like that.

As for my current name, Luke, I'm happy with it. It's a name I can call myself and see myself as. I hear a lot of people say they don't like their names, but I like mine.

God damn that all sounded sad.
I'll end here.

P.S. "This is rifle. There are many like it, but this one is mine."
That's how i feel about my name

Edit: Spelling and the bold.

This message has been edited by YouGunnaStopMe? on August 03, 2001 at 10:02 AM

Posted by Nikita on Aug. 02 2001,15:42

hey, my chinese name translated is Jade

yea yea, I know, Sierra's that funky company ...

As for the Fallout2 Arroyo thing - I have no idea :P

Posted by solid on Aug. 02 2001,22:54

Yea, Arroyo is the name of that village.

Posted by L33T_h4x0r_d00d on Aug. 09 2001,10:55

quote:
Originally posted by YouGunnaStopMe?:
As for my current name, Luke

Luke, I am your father!

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Posted by incubus on Aug. 09 2001,12:39

<darth> I know what you're going to get for christmas.

*light sabers clash*

<luke> You are not my father"

*scrapy light-saber sound*

<darth> I know what you're going to get for christmas.

*bits of masonry fall down a bottomless pit*

<luke> You will never defeat my friends!

*kaboom*

<darth, moving forward> I know what you're going to get for christmas.

*luke screams in anguish*

<luke> why? because you're my ... FATHER?

<darth> NO. IT IS BECAUSE I HAVE FELT YOUR PRESENT.

muahahahahahhaah </bad joke>

Posted by Dark-Angel99 on Aug. 09 2001,17:49

quote:
Originally posted by solid:
Yea, Arroyo is the name of that village.

Solid is right, I love that game. Hey do you guys have Fallout Tactics?

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Posted by Beldurin on Aug. 10 2001,03:23

Ack.

I think I was going to Sarah Jane had I been a girl.

As for getting made fun of for an unusual name, I would rather have an unusual name that a common one. I grew up w/too many Brians and Jasons. I would want to have something cool and unique like Isis Rae.

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quote:
Originally posted by Dark-Angel99:
How come {name removed} doesn't like you? I find you really funny :D

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