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Forum: Sex
Topic: Porn
started by: demonk

Posted by demonk on May 31 2001,19:21

I've got some. I'd be interested in how many others out there have some as well. So, raise your hand if you have some porn.

Posted by kuru on May 31 2001,20:24

*looks at hard drive*
*raises hand*

porn good. metallica bad.

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Posted by LiNeY on May 31 2001,20:31

*looks at hard drive*
*shakes head*
*can't raise hand*

where do you get it, people?

Posted by DuSTman on May 31 2001,20:54

yeah. got some.
*raises hand*

Where do i get it ?

Alt.binaries.erotica.beastiality.hamster.duct-tape

Posted by demonk on May 31 2001,22:22

alt.binaries.erotica.pictures.elderly

Posted by demonk on May 31 2001,22:24

I'm actually surprised kuru. Most women aren't into porn. Good for you for breaking the status quo.

Posted by porn_dealer on Jun. 01 2001,00:46

need i go into my stash...?

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Posted by j0eSmith on Jun. 01 2001,00:53

What do you mean WHERE DO WE GET IT?

good lord, I thought this was common knowledge. Theres a) Leech servers on DalNet
b) < www.thehun.net > c) < www.sublimedirectory.com >
d) < www.stileproject.com > e) Peer-Peer Clients

oh yeah *raises hand*

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Posted by PersonGuy on Jun. 01 2001,03:34

*BOING*
/me's hand... er, uh... yah, HAND pops up! < www.elephantlist.com >

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Posted by Rhydant on Jun. 01 2001,04:03

hrm...
technically, i cant raise my hand. im a minor
but... *wink*
hey j0e, how do you leech off DalNet servers?

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Posted by solid on Jun. 01 2001,04:15

*raises hand*
and whoever wants to crack down on me for being a minor can kiss my ass

my stash totals... about... well okay.. a few hefty games, rgp's, no pics- plenty enough are on the net....
... yea.. about 200 megs worth of.. mostly games.

Posted by L33T_h4x0r_d00d on Jun. 01 2001,14:13

quote:
Originally posted by kuru:
porn good. metallica bad.

FIRE BAD! FIRE BAD!

*looks at hard drive*
*raises both hands, one leg, and neighbors hand*
*/me needs more hands*

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Posted by Dark Knight Bob on Jun. 01 2001,19:08

my pr0n thread got deleted so i dont give a fuck about j00 and j00r pr0n

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Posted by LiNeY on Jun. 01 2001,19:43

quote:
Originally posted by j0eSmith:
What do you mean WHERE DO WE GET IT?
good lord, I thought this was common knowledge.

Not for girls who live in Germany and go to a catholic high school. I admit that I have a serious lack concerning matters of daily life.

Posted by j0eSmith on Jun. 01 2001,21:54

quote:
Originally posted by Rhydant:

hey j0e, how do you leech off DalNet servers?

Easy, log on to DalNet. Search for channels containing 'leech'. Pick one & Join that channel, wait about 10 seconds untill the next Leech FTP or FSERV Ad runs, and follow instructions.

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When my flying days are over, and my death has come to pass
I hope they bury me upside down, so the whole damn world can kiss my ass

Posted by nautilus on Jun. 01 2001,22:26

*checks pants: female*
*looks at hard drive*
*raises hand*

chicks with porn aren't as uncommon as you think, I assure you. what is somewhat uncommon is chicks who admit it.

Posted by L33T_h4x0r_d00d on Jun. 01 2001,23:14

quote:
Originally posted by nautilus:
*checks pants: female*
*looks at hard drive*
*raises hand*

Next time can I check your pants for you? And the question really should be: Is it male or female pr0n?

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Posted by PersonGuy on Jun. 02 2001,14:16

quote:
Originally posted by SLATE:
And wtf is with porn games? I tried them once, they are bad.

< This one > kicks ass! It runs on the old Space/Police/Kings Quest engin!

Posted by kuru on Jun. 02 2001,16:56

hmm.

well it's porn.
it has naked people in it, and they're fucking.

lesbian porn doesn't do anything for me, because there's no dicks.

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'dancing is the vertical expression of horizontal desire.'
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Posted by SLATE on Jun. 02 2001,17:02

quote:
Originally posted by L33T_h4x0r_d00d:
And the question really should be: Is it male or female pr0n?

Good question... I'm curious to know!

Also, I'm the porn king at my school
hehe

You name it, I probably have it.. I got about 8-9 gigs of this shit scattered all over..

And wtf is with porn games? I tried them once, they are bad.

Posted by Ash on Jun. 02 2001,17:24

I thought free porn was the reason for the internet.. naked pictures of people you'll never meet

I personally find newsgroups good for porn, but I usally only look in nospam anymore.

-Ash
"Good, bad - I'm the one with the gun."

Posted by Dark Knight Bob on Jun. 02 2001,20:59

CS and naked chix at the same time what more could a guy ask for

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Posted by TheGreatFat on Jun. 04 2001,08:40

*looks at HD*
*Raises hand*

ahh I am reminded of some Lans I been to. Some guy walks in, shouts at the top of his voice :I got 20 gig of porn. It's a good day"

Posted by Greasemonk on Jun. 04 2001,12:24

I have yet to download the full video of Gangbang Girl #22. I found it all over Scour but it was only 25\% of the damn movie.

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Posted by jim on Jun. 04 2001,13:04

No porn on my hard drive.

I look at it on-line and then move along. Who wants to view the same ole shit all the time.

However, I do have a few DVD pornos.

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Posted by Greasemonk on Jun. 04 2001,16:40

quote:
Originally posted by jim:
No porn on my hard drive.
I look at it on-line and then move along. Who wants to view the same ole shit all the time.
However, I do have a few DVD pornos.

I have a few DVDs as well, I like the camera angle adjuster. As soon as the little camera appears on the screen you can hit one of the remote buttons and get a different point of view on the screwing.

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Posted by Dark Knight Bob on Jun. 04 2001,18:55

i once saw that vid with that gurl ejaculating 4-5 feet out of her with her vibrater up her. i think that ones has been on my HD the longest before i got bored of it

Posted by DeadAnztac on Jun. 04 2001,19:21

quote:
Originally posted by Dark Knight Bob:
i once saw that vid with that gurl ejaculating 4-5 feet out of her with her vibrater up her. i think that ones has been on my HD the longest before i got bored of it

My GOD MAN!!! that's inhuman!

Posted by Dark Knight Bob on Jun. 04 2001,20:09

actually it isnt it is possible for almost all women to ejaculate. it just takes getting used to the feeling as it is a LOT more overwhelming than a womans usual orgasm and when a womm first comes close to have one they are usually unprepared for the feeling and arent relaxed enough to go all the way but once they've done it a few times it becomes easier to handle and control. apparently its all about keeping constant intense stimulation of the g-spot and getting as much of the womans body relaxed as possible. then after a while she starts acting like a fire hose

Posted by nautilus on Jun. 05 2001,00:59

quote:
Originally posted by L33T_h4x0r_d00d:
Next time can I check your pants for you? And the question really should be: Is it male or female pr0n?

Well, it's pr0n for me, and I'm a female, so in that sense it's female pr0n. The rest I'll leave up to your imagination.

And to answer your question, it all depends on how you want to check.

Posted by L33T_h4x0r_d00d on Jun. 05 2001,10:50

quote:
Originally posted by nautilus:

And to answer your question, it all depends on how you want to check.

After dinner and a movie?

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Jim Bruer: I dont know.. fight mexicans or something.

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Posted by Trog on Jun. 05 2001,11:03

quote:
Originally posted by jim:
No porn on my hard drive.
I look at it on-line and then move along. Who wants to view the same ole shit all the time.

Amen, Brother.. and there's so much of it out there...

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quote:
Originally posted by jim:

However, I do have a few DVD pornos.

Have you ever seen an "Erotic Movie" by the name of Masseuse? At the moment, it has my vote for the *worst* movie I've ever seen... all the acting skills + plot of a porno, all the hardcore value of 2-16 Television...

*sigh*

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This message has been edited by Trog on June 06, 2001 at 06:04 AM