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Topic: I'm going to do "IT"!
started by: PersonGuy

Posted by PersonGuy on May 29 2001,01:27

Anywaze... I thought instead of just telling you what "IT" is, you could have all the fun of guessing. I'll just give a hint every day till someone figures "IT" out.

Hint #1: Notice the forum that this thread is in.

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Posted by DeadAnztac on May 29 2001,02:20

Your going to fuck a dead mallard?

Posted by Vigilante on May 29 2001,02:24

Oh, I don't think it's dead.

Posted by The_Stomper on May 29 2001,02:38

As long as "it"'s not posing nude and posting the pic here, I'm eagerly awaiting the arrival of "it".

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Posted by DeadAnztac on May 29 2001,03:22

What if it is reeming you up the ass with a rusty stop sign? Is that something your eagerly awaiting?

Posted by Dark Knight Bob on May 29 2001,13:08

please dont say your gonna fuck that bird to death that has been bugging you

Posted by jim on May 29 2001,13:15

My guess is *fapping*

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Posted by L33T_h4x0r_d00d on May 29 2001,14:46

Shoving a dead cat up your ass? No wait thats syf0n.

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Posted by Dysorderia on May 29 2001,20:15

Doing the horizontal mambo with a hollow cucumber?

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Posted by Rhydant on May 29 2001,22:23

you know what, i dont have a good idea what 'it' is.
but im not gonna say the obvious.
PG, do not, i repeat, DO NOT take pictures of what ever 'it' is. unless its some nekkid chick, and your penis is NOWHERE in the picture.

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Posted by PersonGuy on May 29 2001,23:46

ROFL! You're all WAY OFF!!

Hint #2: It will take at least a month to set-up before I can do "IT".

Posted by j0eSmith on May 29 2001,23:47

Throw a giant orgy?

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Posted by PersonGuy on May 30 2001,00:01

quote:
Originally posted by melk0r:
post a pic of your three nipples?

Oh and FYI it's FOUR (4) nipples.

Posted by L33T_h4x0r_d00d on May 30 2001,00:29

quote:
Originally posted by PersonGuy:
ROFL! You're all WAY OFF!!
Hint #2: It will take at least a month to set-up before I can do "IT".

Your gonna balance a peep on your erect penis... ha ha ha ha jeeppeep.jpg

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Radio Dj: so now that your not on saturday night live what are you gonna do?

Jim Bruer: I dont know.. fight mexicans or something.

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Posted by Rhydant on May 30 2001,02:10

quote:
Originally posted by PersonGuy:
Hint #2: It will take at least a month to set-up before I can do "IT".

oh no.... PersonGuy's gonna have his first period...
....
HAHAHAHAHAHAAA!

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Posted by Unexplained on May 30 2001,05:12

Information Technology...yeah...

did that like 5 years ago...you suck

Posted by LiNeY on May 30 2001,05:14

no question: you're gonna have nudie pics taken for the next issue of "playgirl"!

Posted by melk0r on May 30 2001,05:37

post a pic of your three nipples?

Posted by CatKnight on May 30 2001,11:30

i'm scared

Posted by Greasemonk on May 30 2001,11:35

quote:
Originally posted by PersonGuy:
ROFL! You're all WAY OFF!!
Hint #2: It will take at least a month to set-up before I can do "IT".

You are going to film Gangbang Girl #29 and try to get one of the detnet ch1cks to be one of the starlets?

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Posted by L33T_h4x0r_d00d on May 30 2001,12:44

Your going to have sex with a porsche..no wait. Dammit thats syf0n too.

I know. Your going to boil potatos and rent a tennis ball launcher. Then your going to shoot the potatos at your ass.

Your going to rent a shoddy made catamaran and paddle your way to indonesia. Then on goat back your going to travel to catmandu where you sell yourself on the street as a monkey tamer. Then take the money and make some trapped monkey wine which you sell to the upperclass as chatau 37. The money you make you use for the rickshaw to take you to guam where you deflower women for money and live like a king....

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Radio Dj: so now that your not on saturday night live what are you gonna do?

Jim Bruer: I dont know.. fight mexicans or something.

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Posted by Vulu on May 30 2001,13:14

You're going to stick that fucking bird up your ass?

Posted by Unexplained on May 30 2001,14:23

He might be touching his own ass...

Posted by Dark Knight Bob on May 30 2001,14:29

not masterbate for a month? then have a 5 second spank fest?

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Posted by L33T_h4x0r_d00d on May 30 2001,16:33

quote:
Originally posted by Dark Knight Bob:
not masterbate for a month? then have a 5 second spank fest?

Jesus he could drown himself.

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Radio Dj: so now that your not on saturday night live what are you gonna do?

Jim Bruer: I dont know.. fight mexicans or something.

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Posted by PersonGuy on May 31 2001,02:15

quote:
Originally posted by Unexplained:
He might be touching his own ass...

You've inspired me to < explain this point >.

quote:
Originally posted by L33T_h4x0r_d00d:
I know. Your going to boil potatos and rent a tennis ball launcher. Then your going to shoot the potatos at your ass.

Hehehe, Jerky Boys.

Ok, after this one the hints will be more specific.

Hint #3: "IT" isn't going to be very entertaining to you. I might be able to write a short story about it, but in itself it isn't anything particularly exciting. (that's why I've MADE it fun )

Posted by aletros on May 31 2001,10:25

Gotta be a prostate check. "Short Story" can be a nice childrens book with Henry the Happy Prostate, and Sam the Sad Prostate. I can see it on the Oprah booklist now...

Posted by Dark Knight Bob on May 31 2001,11:58

ahh he ripped off computer boy...

DON'T THINK I DIDNT NOTICE BOY!!!!

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Posted by L33T_h4x0r_d00d on May 31 2001,13:01

Your going to hang christmas ornaments in that little hole in the end of your dick?

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Radio Dj: so now that your not on saturday night live what are you gonna do?

Jim Bruer: I dont know.. fight mexicans or something.

FUHAOHB2IPDEFCIPUDQNFQFYLOEGOGB

Posted by PersonGuy on May 31 2001,13:47

quote:
Originally posted by Dark Knight Bob:
ahh he ripped off computer boy...

DUH! You're SUPPOSED to make the connection. That IS the (inside) joke!

Posted by PersonGuy on Jun. 01 2001,02:53

(HUGE) Hint #4: "IT" will involve the medical community.

This message has been edited by PersonGuy on June 01, 2001 at 09:55 PM

Posted by j0eSmith on Jun. 01 2001,02:57

Are you having something insterted into your penis?

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Posted by L33T_h4x0r_d00d on Jun. 01 2001,14:07

quote:
Originally posted by PersonGuy:
(HUGE) Hint #4: "IT" will involve the medical community.

Your gonna make your "outie" an "innie" and then become a street whore to pay for your "operation".

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Radio Dj: so now that your not on saturday night live what are you gonna do?

Jim Bruer: I dont know.. fight mexicans or something.

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Posted by melk0r on Jun. 01 2001,15:35

graduate? do you even go to college?

Posted by Dark Knight Bob on Jun. 01 2001,19:04

dude! you gonna get circumcised?

and btw dont care if it IS an inside joke

rule 1 of computer boy: you do not rip off computer boy's jokes

rule 2 of computer boy: you do NOT rip off computer boy's jokes

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Posted by Sithiee on Jun. 01 2001,19:59

PG is writing a book like "black like me" except its gonna be called "hot chick like me"

Posted by askheaves on Jun. 02 2001,01:22

quote:
Originally posted by Dark Knight Bob:
dude! you gonna get circumcised?

That's my vote.

Posted by mqa on Jun. 02 2001,03:25

hes gonna get that abnormal testical of his removed.

Posted by SLATE on Jun. 02 2001,04:58

quote:
Originally posted by mqa:
hes gonna get that abnormal testical of his removed.

ahh
good call
I'd definately agree its something to do with his wierd nut...

Posted by SLATE on Jun. 02 2001,04:59

Now that i think about it.. he's not getting it removed.. but its being fixed... Am i right?!?!?!
Do i win the prize?!?

Posted by PersonGuy on Jun. 02 2001,13:29

quote:
Originally posted by Dark Knight Bob:
rule 1 of computer boy: you do not rip off computer boy's jokes

Ok, ok... When I look back at it, I with the line had been, "You have to type back, 'Computer Boy'!"

HAHA! Nobody wins yet!

Hint #5: I'll have to go under the knife.

Posted by jim on Jun. 02 2001,13:37

Vasectomy?
Sex Change?
Booby implants?

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Posted by PersonGuy on Jun. 02 2001,14:37

quote:
Originally posted by jim:
Vasectomy?

<the "let's get ready to rumble" guy>
AND JIM IIIIIIIIIIIIS THE WINNERRRRRRRR!!!
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Posted by DuSTman on Jun. 02 2001,14:41

Look PG, I know how tempting it can be, but isn't this a bit of an extreme length to go to to get someone else to shave your balls?

Posted by PersonGuy on Jun. 02 2001,14:54

LMOA!

Good one!

Posted by Sithiee on Jun. 02 2001,16:02

WHY?????

Posted by Dark Knight Bob on Jun. 02 2001,19:42

erm see if you can get a small tap fitted that way you can control whether you get the gurl pregnant or not and you dont have to suffer the disadvantage of being permanently unable to have kids. WHY!?!?!?! its like non reversible that operation exceot for a few etreme cases.

Posted by SLATE on Jun. 02 2001,23:53

quote:
Originally posted by Dark Knight Bob:
erm see if you can get a small tap fitted that way you can control whether you get the gurl pregnant or not and you dont have to suffer the disadvantage of being permanently unable to have kids. WHY!?!?!?! its like non reversible that operation exceot for a few etreme cases.

haha... Lets see, hunny. Do you want to get pregnant? No! Then turn the valve to the left.. All the way now, we don't want leakage! Ahh good..

Posted by PersonGuy on Jun. 03 2001,00:49

quote:
Originally posted by Sithiee:
WHY?????

quote:
Originally posted by j0eSmith:
Good lord.. why? why?!

quote:
Originally posted by Dark Knight Bob:
WHY!?!?!?!

I DON'T WANT KIDS!!!

quote:
Originally posted by j0eSmith:
Thats for like old married couples and stuff..

Actually... it's for people WHO DON'T WANT KIDS!!!

quote:
Originally posted by Dark Knight Bob:
...suffer the disadvantage of being permanently unable to have kids.

Why is that a disadvantage? How will I suffer?

Posted by DeadAnztac on Jun. 03 2001,01:15

You may want to change your mind later in life... I'de hate to see you make an ireversible descision based on your mindset a small percentage (hopefully) of the way through your life..

Posted by jim on Jun. 03 2001,01:31

You can have them un-done. Matter of fact, it's easier to undo the man than it is to undo the woman...

I agree with his decision, yet I'm still not letting anyone cut my nuts... EVER... I'll use condoms from now until eternity...

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Posted by PersonGuy on Jun. 03 2001,01:43

quote:
Originally posted by DeadAnztac:
You may want to change your mind later in life...

If I change my mind I can adopt. There's plenty of children out there already born (or just waiting to pop-out)!

It's kind of selfish to:
a) populate the crouded earth even more
b) hold my DNA as supperior over anyone elses

Think about it... if it's all about loving a child, why should it matter who's it biologically is?

And if I end up with a wife who REALLY MUST HAVE her OWN (for reasons I can't even BEGIN to understand ) I suppose she can drop by the local sperm bank.

quote:
Originally posted by jim:
I'll use condoms

I STILL plan on using them because of STDs.

Posted by j0eSmith on Jun. 03 2001,05:05

Good lord.. why? why?!

Thats for like old married couples and stuff.. *holds nuts and limps away*

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When my flying days are over, and my death has come to pass
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Posted by Trog on Jun. 03 2001,07:33

Heya,

I read a while ago about a technique where instead of cutting anything, they inserted a small plastic blockage into the testicles to prevent sperm ejaculation.

If you decided to reverse the procedure, it's easily removable..

Have you looked at slightly less permanent solutions? It's quite possible that you will meet a girl who *does* want to have *your* kids...

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Posted by DuSTman on Jun. 03 2001,07:39

I for one applaud you for being this responsible.

My bollocks are kinda wincing now, though.

Posted by L33T_h4x0r_d00d on Jun. 03 2001,10:37

quote:
Originally posted by PersonGuy:
I STILL plan on using them(condoms) because of STDs.

Dude seriously, the best form of birth control.... is a fake name.

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Posted by Spydir on Jun. 03 2001,20:06

I don't know a lot about this procedure, but if does what I think (stop sperm stuff), wouldn't that kinna make masturbation a little harder?...

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Posted by Dark Knight Bob on Jun. 03 2001,20:51

i've always wondered. if you cut the tube doesnt the sperm still get produced and ejected, and if so where does it go? does it like fill up the inside of your scrotum with dead searm? i've always wondered this

Posted by DuSTman on Jun. 03 2001,21:19

Well there's quite a lot of sperm that gets re-absorbed.. it doesn't all have to be ejected..

Vasectomies are generally these days heat-sealing of the particular tubes near where they come out of the testes.

There's still the prostate to produce fluid (actually procuces most of the fluid anyway)

This message has been edited by DuSTman on June 04, 2001 at 04:21 PM

Posted by PersonGuy on Jun. 04 2001,04:22

quote:
Originally posted by Trog:
Have you looked at slightly less permanent solutions? It's quite possible that you will meet a girl who *does* want to have *your* kids...

No. I have my mind set on this and I won't change it (even though a vasectemy IS reversable in most cases). Why would a girl have to have MY kids? WHY DOES THAT EVEN MATTER?

quote:
Originally posted by beuges:
i may be wrong, but isn't a condom a much simpler solution?

Yes, but not nearly as effective. In fact... let me be perfecly honest with what lead me to this decision.

In last month's PlayBoy in the forum section you might have noticed an article called, "Who Owns Your Sperm?" (if anyone has a copy of this article PLEASE scan it for me). Basically after sighting several cases that have set precidents, there have been ACTUAL court rulings on ALL of the following things.

1) If you have sex with a woman and the condum breaks or she has lied about using birth control, the man is finacially responsible for the child.

2) If you non-annonomously donate sperm to a woman and you both sign a legal contract that garauntees that the man will not be finacially responsible for the child, he STILL will be. This is because child support if for the child, and the mother CAN NOT sign away the rights of the child EVER.

3) If you have protected sex, and later without the mans knowlege a woman impregnates herself with the contents of the condum, the man is finacially responsible for the child.

4) If you have oral sex, and later without the mans knowlege a woman impregnates herself with the contents of her mouth, the man is finacially responsible for the child.

5) If a woman (who the man has never even MET) impregnates herself with a tissue (or whatever) left over from a man's masturbation, the man is finacially responsible for the child.

AND MOST SHOCKING...

6) If a man is passed out (COMPLETELY UNCOSIOUS) for alchohol (or whatever) and a woman has has sex with him it IS NOT consider rape! IN FACT! HE IS FINANCIALLY RESPONSIBLE FOR THE CHILD!!!!

This isn't just story telling... these are things that actually have and DO happen! Therefore, short of inserting a beer tap into my nuts, nobody is EVER going to get their freaky little hands on my sperm! PERIOD!

This is something I've actually been consider for quite a while because of my oppinions on adoption and selfish distructive human replication. But that was article was the final nail in my sperm coffin.

Anywaze... I really don't know alot about the procedure or the effects, but I DO know that it has NO effect on libto or ejaculation or seminal fluid (other than the 0 sperm count). Where do the sperm go? I assume they flee and colonize scrotums where the grass is greener...

This message has been edited by PersonGuy on June 04, 2001 at 11:30 PM

Posted by beuges on Jun. 04 2001,05:04

quote:
Originally posted by PersonGuy:
I DONT WANT KIDS!!!

i may be wrong, but isn't a condom a much simpler solution?

This message has been edited by beuges on June 04, 2001 at 12:08 PM

Posted by Observer on Jun. 04 2001,11:12

That reminded me of a similar article I read in their Forums about statutory rape cases and how, whether the male is the minor or the girl is the minor, the male still is financially responsible if a child is born from it.

Quite a fucked up system of double-standards we live in, isn't it?

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Posted by L33T_h4x0r_d00d on Jun. 04 2001,14:30

Ok all that said and done(about the man being responsible for impregnating the woman regardless of the situation) you have it backwards. You dont cut yourself..you cut them. If some chick decides to have sex with me while im drunk, im gonna be pissed. First i didnt get to enjoy it, second I had no control over it. Sorry she just fucked the wrong d00d...now shes gotta die.

*Warning* Do not take this post seriously. Any and all attempts to take the said post seriously will be met with laughter and/or finger pointing.

*Peligro* Comi mis mierta y muerte su molestada de puercos. Su madre es una hamstera y su padre ole de elderberries. Pone sus dudo en un enchufa y pone su pene en la madre de syf0n.

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This message has been edited by L33T_h4x0r_d00d on June 05, 2001 at 09:31 AM

Posted by Dysorderia on Jun. 04 2001,21:46

quote:
Originally posted by L33T_h4x0r_d00d:

*Peligro* Comi mis mierta y muerte su molestada de puercos. Su madre es una hamstera y su padre ole de elderberries. Pone sus dudo en un enchufa y pone su pene en la madre de syf0n.

*Danger* Comi my mierta and death bothered his of pigs. Her mother is a hamstera and its father ole of elderberries. She puts his I doubt in she connects and she puts his penis in the mother of syf0n.

WTF?????

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Posted by miNus on Jun. 04 2001,23:09

Haha, NEVER expect a good translation from one of those online translation pages. They suck. If someone misspells a word or it doesn't know a word it gets all messed up. Plus sometimes there are small nuances that get lost in any translation. I know the middle part was from Holy Grail. "Your mother is a hamster and your father smells of elderberries.

Posted by MattimeoZ80 on Jun. 04 2001,23:47

dude leave your frickin balls alone, they work for a reason. hey, i'm sure (i can't remember for the life of me) the guy with 1 and a half would gladly trade.

Posted by CatKnight on Jun. 05 2001,00:40

i thought a vasectomy was where they tie off your vas defranz?

anyway, can you imagine this conversation?

PERSONGUY: lets have sex!
GIRLIE: okay! got a condom?
PERSONGUY: i don't need a condom, i had a vasectomy!
GIRLIE: yeah fucking right! put that rubber on!
PERSONGUY: no, im serious! i really did!
GIRLIE: if you really did, you're gross and i don't wanna have sex with you!
PERSONGUY:

Posted by PersonGuy on Jun. 05 2001,02:07

quote:
Originally posted by CatKnight:
i thought a vasectomy was where they tie off your vas defranz?
anyway, can you imagine this conversation?
PERSONGUY: lets have sex!
GIRLIE: okay! got a condom?
PERSONGUY: i don't need a condom, i had a vasectomy!
GIRLIE: yeah fucking right! put that rubber on!
PERSONGUY: no, im serious! i really did!
GIRLIE: if you really did, you're gross and i don't wanna have sex with you!
PERSONGUY:

"Tieing the toobs" is just a figure of speech (althought the MIGHT have actually done something like that in the old days). It's basically just sealed-off by cutting or burning it.

And I have a friend with a vasectemy. He says the convo usually goes more like:

GUY: I have a vasectemy!
GIRLIE: okay! let's have sex!
GUY: hold-on while I put on the condom...
GIRLIE: why do you need a condom?
GUY: STDs! I'm putting that rubber on!
GIRLIE: yeah fucking right! I want to FEEL you!
GUY: (after getting crabs)

Posted by Rhydant on Jun. 05 2001,02:22

i need to watch that damn computer boy movie again. i dont get where he ripped that from!

but you guys are TOTALLY missing something here. Do we really want a couple of little PersonGuys running around? the world could turn to chaos.

<Agent> Morpheus, i got your egg mcmuffin...
heh, classic

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Posted by ASCIIMan on Jun. 05 2001,03:45

I thought they have/are going to come out with male birth control pills soon. Basically they make sperm count == 0.

Posted by L33T_h4x0r_d00d on Jun. 05 2001,10:44

quote:
Originally posted by L33T_h4x0r_d00d:

*Peligro* Comi mis mierta y muerte su molestada de puercos. Su madre es una hamstera y su padre ole de elderberries. Pone sus dudo en un enchufa y pone su pene en la madre de syf0n.

Translation
*Warning* Eat my shit and die you pig fucker. Your mother is a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. Put your finger in a power outlet and put your penis in syf0ns mother.

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Posted by Rhydant on Jun. 05 2001,13:10

HAHAHAHAHAHAAA! thats great!

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Posted by t|nt|n on Jun. 05 2001,13:26

Damn PersonGuy, How can you bear the thought of some1 messing around in there ????

*shudder*

Posted by MattimeoZ80 on Jun. 05 2001,13:51

you know, as long as its a girl WITHOUT a knife and WITHOUT something to burn with, and shes naked to, its ok if someones messing around in there. well, maybe not in...

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Posted by Chrissy on Jun. 05 2001,21:24

You realize of course that after a while vasectomies are less effective. *wishes she had her human sexuality text book* in the first few years you are all good to go..but after that you still have the chance at getting someone preggo--gotta watch that.

Personally I think this is a bit drastic. For someone your age who has no kids yet. I could see if you were 19 and had 5 kids from 5 different girls why you might want to go this route but--it seems a little too much in my opinion.

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Posted by Vigilante on Jun. 05 2001,21:43

That's a very unfortunate attitude, Chrissy; and one that is, sadly, shared by a lot of the medical community. (there are a number of articles at < http://bitch.shutdown.com > wherein the author is unable to get herself a vasectomy because of that attitude).

I wholeheartedly applaud PersonGuy's efforts above and beyond the call to avoid procreating (and that's not a jab at his genes )

This message has been edited by Vigilante on June 06, 2001 at 04:43 PM

Posted by Observer on Jun. 05 2001,21:57

quote:
Originally posted by Vigilante:
the author is unable to get herself a vasectomy

Did you think about the way you worded that before posting? I hope you realize that a normal, healthy female cannot get a vasectomy for herself unless she possesses Vas Deferens tubes as a part of her anatomy.

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Posted by Vigilante on Jun. 05 2001,23:02

Huh. I know there is a similar procedure for females, though of course it is not biologically identical. The old "tubes tied" thing mentioned and refuted above. I was certain both the male and female procedues had the same name, though. *shrug*

Posted by L33T_h4x0r_d00d on Jun. 06 2001,00:21

quote:
Originally posted by Observer:
Did you think about the way you worded that before posting? I hope you realize that a normal, healthy female cannot get a vasectomy for herself unless she possesses Vas Deferens tubes as a part of her anatomy.

Is that neutered or spayed?

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Jim Bruer: I dont know.. fight mexicans or something.

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Posted by PersonGuy on Jun. 06 2001,01:36

quote:
Originally posted by Chrissy:
Personally I think this is a bit drastic. For someone your age who has no kids yet. I could see if you were 19 and had 5 kids from 5 different girls why you might want to go this route but--it seems a little too much in my opinion.

What's wrong with not wanting ANY kids EVER BEFORE it becomes a problem?

Anyway... nobody's going to be IN my sack for a while, < cause I don't have enough money or time right now >...

This message has been edited by PersonGuy on June 06, 2001 at 08:40 PM

Posted by Spydir on Jun. 06 2001,01:44

I don't see anything wrong with PG getting this... I would never do it though. I atleast have to have one boy, seriously. I'm John J. Powers X, X as in 10th, and if there isn't an 11th I'd be the asshole who didn't keep the tradition. It's hard enough being the asshole who screams "FUCK YOU!!" randomly.

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Posted by L33T_h4x0r_d00d on Jun. 06 2001,05:07

Im sorry the only person allowed down there is my significant other. Anyone else gets the

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Posted by Dark Knight Bob on Jun. 06 2001,20:43

just a few words of warning no doubt you've planned out how everythings going to work like if you do want kids its goona be reversible and stuff well in my experience everytime i've worked out how somethings gonna work it doesnt and my plan goes tits up. so dont underestimate sod's law

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Posted by rise888 on Jun. 12 2001,00:32

im all for the idea of getting the procedure done, but i think that you should make a sperm deposit first, in case you do end up wanting children in the future.

Posted by PersonGuy on Jun. 12 2001,12:54

You mean freeze them?