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Topic: sexy guys
started by: LiNeY

Posted by LiNeY on May 26 2001,06:36

Alright, now we've got a thread with pin-up girls. Same rights for all! We detnet girls could need some fun, too...

So, does anyone have pics of sexy guys?
Guidelines are:

no nudity or hardcore - I'm not at work but constantly running the risk of my family coming in here... besides it's more fun to have something left to imagine

only really hot and cute guys

preferrably in boxers or swimshorts

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Posted by DuSTman on May 26 2001,07:29

Posted by aletros on May 26 2001,07:39

Gee, too bad for you ladies that my scanner is broken...yeah...that's it.

Posted by MattimeoZ80 on May 26 2001,15:51

sorry, the temptation was just too much

Posted by SLATE on May 26 2001,16:58

hmm
i wonder...
should i take of pic of myself in a semi-erotic stance??
bleh.. i don't think so...
reasons:
1. im not sexy
2. im about 120lbs and 5'6 (super thin)
3. its gross

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Posted by LiNeY on May 26 2001,18:40

hey that's a cool idea... take a pic of yourself SLATE! Can't be worse than the rest posted here...

Posted by MattimeoZ80 on May 26 2001,21:02

fine, i shoulda posted one awhile ago on one of the pic threads, but heres me.

it wasn't my camera... someone doesn't know how to set the datestamp right. sigh.

This message has been edited by MattimeoZ80 on May 27, 2001 at 04:03 PM

Posted by Spydir on May 26 2001,23:55

you both look high as fuck...

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Posted by melk0r on May 27 2001,01:09

how in the hell do people "look" high? i mean i never have seen it, people always say "oh he looks high" or something to that effect, but goddamit, i just dont see it. is there really anything there? or is he just smiling..

Posted by MattimeoZ80 on May 27 2001,01:30

heheh, high on homework thats what.

Posted by Spydir on May 27 2001,01:38

if you ever see someone high, while not being high yourself, you'll get it.

it's mostly in the eyes, and the goofy smile.

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Posted by MattimeoZ80 on May 27 2001,02:46

well i can assure you we weren't high... maybe lack of sleep. the camera kinda sucked, and thats not the fotoshoppe touched up version i did. kinda caught off guard there too

oh well.

Posted by SLATE on May 27 2001,04:19

she looks kinda cute, matt :P

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Posted by SLATE on May 27 2001,04:21

quote:
Originally posted by LiNeY:
hey that's a cool idea... take a pic of yourself SLATE! Can't be worse than the rest posted here...

im 17 though.. isnt that illegal or something?
:P

Posted by Blowgoats on May 27 2001,05:12

Wow. This is really going somewhere. Nice pic. *shudders from disgust*

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Posted by Vigilante on May 27 2001,05:16

Posted by spicegoddess on May 27 2001,06:09

don't have pics on this computer, but searching any of the following guys would provide satisfying results =)
tyson beckford
antonio sabato jr
marcus schenkenberg
marc vanderloo
shemar moore
michael bergin
beiron andersson
alex lundqvist
i can keep going but i think this is good enough for now

Posted by masher on May 27 2001,12:22

I'll have to take your word for it spice

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Posted by PersonGuy on May 27 2001,13:45

Just did a search for "beiron andersson" and found < this >. Have fun ladies...

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Posted by Rhydant on May 27 2001,15:58

no, no, no. MattimeoZ80 and that chick (damn, she's h0t!) are doped up on acid.

and you need to learn how to comb/brush your fuckin hair. looks like you just got off a roller coaster.

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Posted by Vulu on May 27 2001,16:45

Oh christ - THAT was gross...

I hope this doesn't turn into another "Post Your Picture" form...

Just oblige the women...

This message has been edited by Vulu on May 28, 2001 at 11:46 AM

Posted by Vulu on May 27 2001,20:33

quote:
Originally posted by Rhydant:
that chick (damn, she's h0t

Me thinx j00 are the one on acid...

Posted by MattimeoZ80 on May 27 2001,22:55

no j00 are

Posted by MattimeoZ80 on May 28 2001,05:01

quote:
Originally posted by Rhydant:
no, no, no. MattimeoZ80 and that chick (damn, she's h0t!) are doped up on acid.
and you need to learn how to comb/brush your fuckin hair. looks like you just got off a roller coaster.

nonono, it looked like something died in my hair. and see, i don't keep a comb on me... my hair was fine to start out, its just earlier there were some hands in it that didn't belong to me. yeah well, you get the picture i'm still trying to figure out why someone that h0t would go for me... oh well, better stop questioning and just enjoy it

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Posted by LiNeY on May 28 2001,12:24

PersonGuy... that thread... oh... my... God!!!

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I can resist everything except Temptation. - Oscar Wilde

Posted by spicegoddess on May 28 2001,17:38

Dean Cain...yum!!! can't believe i overlooked that hottie. so i guess this is a "thanks PG for the link to those nice pics!!"

Posted by kuru on May 28 2001,19:59

my eyes.. ... my eyes.. my god i'm blind....

what the hell was that thing in the underwear?????

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'dancing is the vertical expression of horizontal desire.'
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Posted by TallAssAzn on May 29 2001,00:14

MZ80, you are aware that the autodate on that pic says '87, right?

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Posted by Sithiee on May 29 2001,01:51

quote:
Originally posted by MattimeoZ80:
it wasn't my camera... someone doesn't know how to set the datestamp right. sigh.

Posted by MattimeoZ80 on May 29 2001,02:34

yeah, it was alyssas camera... taa, you might wanna show her how to set it

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ICEGAMING.COM

Posted by Rhydant on May 29 2001,22:26

< oooooh, looky! >
@\%#@$\%#$\%^\%&
you need a password. damn man, why cant you share?

but uhm.... she is pretty cute. no doubt about that.

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Posted by MattimeoZ80 on May 30 2001,00:06

i'll tell you why, cause all i got is crap in there

i need a digi cam... thats the only recent pic i have.

ok, well fine, its not crap, but when you're 12 you look a lot different than when you're 15.

This message has been edited by MattimeoZ80 on May 30, 2001 at 07:09 PM

Posted by incubus on Jun. 02 2001,12:34

there ... you get to spank over ben affleck and bruce willis ... and i get liv tyler ... <homer>ugohohgougougoghoghoghhhhh</homer>

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Posted by SLATE on Jun. 02 2001,17:05

quote:
Originally posted by MattimeoZ80:
i'll tell you why, cause all i got is crap in there i need a digi cam... thats the only recent pic i have.
ok, well fine, its not crap, but when you're 12 you look a lot different than when you're 15.

hahaha
you spank to a 12 year old
hahaha
pedophile...
hahah
err..
/me spanks to a 12 year old...
errmm
/me looks both ways..
/me runs like a monkey

...
...
...
...

/me is back
Ok, i just kid you! I don't look at 12 year old.. I look at 16-18... errm i mean 18+ sir.. and i'm 17.. erm i mean, uhh 18 officer.. I'll shut up now

Posted by MattimeoZ80 on Jun. 02 2001,22:06

quote:
Originally posted by SLATE:
hahaha
you spank to a 12 year old
hahaha
pedophile...

uhhh, i haven't looked at those in awhile. if anyone wants to send me a digicam I'll be more than obliged to take some current ones.

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Posted by SLATE on Jun. 02 2001,23:49

quote:
Originally posted by MattimeoZ80:
uhhh, i haven't looked at those in awhile. if anyone wants to send me a digicam I'll be more than obliged to take some current ones.

i was just playin

Posted by TallAssAzn on Jun. 03 2001,01:24

quote:
Originally posted by MattimeoZ80:
yeah, it was alyssas camera... taa, you might wanna show her how to set it

That wouldn't be such a bad idea... If I hadn't been dumped twice and given the "It's not you, it's me," line and, "Let's just be friends," at the same time.

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Posted by porn_dealer on Jun. 09 2001,13:32

Hes in jackass school...or what i call jackass school...where you do 9-12th grade in one year, and goto college when you are 15/16. Again, jackass school.

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Posted by MattimeoZ80 on Jun. 09 2001,13:40

the downside is there aren't many good looking girls until you get to the college level. i guess i just got lucky.

Posted by maximus on Jun. 09 2001,17:34

mattimeo, nice grrl. are you in a classroom or something? i see desks, but there's a couch...?

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Posted by SaxMaster on Jun. 13 2001,02:47

Here's my dead-sexy self :-D

BTW, the car is a BMW Z8 I work at the dealership. I drive a Saab 9000 Aero tho, which is also quite nice

Posted by Sithiee on Jun. 13 2001,07:55

i hate you you lucky bitch. could you like steal the z8 and give it to me? thatd be cool. i envy you 10 times as much as that fucker in the mcdonalds commercial with the green eyes envies the creep with the food.

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quote:
Originally posted by Dark Knight Bob:
does anyone not notcie that sithee isnt actually talking out of his ass like a lot of people here

Posted by RenegadeSnark on Jun. 13 2001,14:44

< http://boomgames.com/chase/fire.asf >

yeah ladies, now you can watch renegade take his life into his own hands (uh, yeah... haha) in your very own copy of his movie!

hah, i should make a little strip show and upload it. you know, cause everyone loves my sexy bod.

Posted by teknoAge on Jun. 20 2001,20:55

Brandon Boyd -- ooh la la.. My page of sexy guy pics = < http://8op.com/adri/hottie >

This message has been edited by teknoAge on June 21, 2001 at 08:42 PM

Posted by spicegoddess on Jun. 21 2001,03:39

definitely JOSH HARTNETT especially after seeing him in pearl harbor and as trip fontaine in the virgin suicides. baby break me off a piece!!!

Posted by LimeyTheGuy on Aug. 01 2001,19:10

Okay, well I'm not necessarily a sexy guy, but it seems that the chix on detnet wanna see the guys of detnet, so here's me anyway:

(Ok three edits and I'm still such a lam0r that I can figure out how to put those l33t pictures in the post. *damn.)

To see the rest, goto: < http://www.geocities.com/limeytheguy/ >

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This message has been edited by LimeyTheGuy on August 02, 2001 at 02:16 PM

Posted by demonk on Aug. 01 2001,19:14

When I typed in that URL, I screamed, ran into the hallway, into the snack lounge, and have been hidding behind the trash can ever since. Don't scare me like that again!

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Posted by ic0n0 on Aug. 01 2001,19:24

i am so hot look at these rock hard abs!

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This message has been edited by ic0n0 on August 02, 2001 at 02:27 PM

Posted by Rhydant on Aug. 02 2001,04:39

*zing*
where in the HELL did this thread come from?

and what is it with you GOD DAMNED NEWBIES REVIVING OLD THREADS!?

FUCK!

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I may be paranoid, but not an Android.

Posted by demonk on Aug. 02 2001,13:13

Hey, let them revive old threads! Maybe they have something new to contribute. It doesn't seem like the non-n00bies have much to talk about lately anyway.

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Posted by kixzor2 on Aug. 05 2001,12:03

How bout some virtual sexxiness?

< Gray >

That would be the guy from Final Fantasy.

Posted by Rhydant on Aug. 05 2001,16:39

we need some god damned porn!
screw it, i dont care!

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This message has been edited by Rhydant on August 06, 2001 at 11:41 AM

Posted by LiNeY on Aug. 05 2001,16:54

If that's all it takes to make you happy... you're cheap to entertain!!!

Posted by afropik on Aug. 05 2001,18:35

Sexy guys in underwear? What? < http://afropik.0catch.com/dancingf00l.gif >
Dance, white ghandi, dance.

fucking hell, if anyone knows of a good image server that allows free hotlinking, hook a brother up
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quote:
Originally posted by Sithiee:
afro is a good newbie. he adds intelligent comments, and doesnt go flaming people that he shouldnt. well done.

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Posted by Dark-Angel99 on Aug. 05 2001,18:38

Josh Harnett has to be one of the sexiest boys alive!

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Posted by afropik on Aug. 05 2001,18:42

Is it just me or does that guy look like someone beat him with the stupid stick?

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quote:
Originally posted by Sithiee:
afro is a good newbie. he adds intelligent comments, and doesnt go flaming people that he shouldnt. well done.

Posted by LiNeY on Aug. 05 2001,19:53

quote:
Originally posted by afropik:
Is it just me or does that guy look like someone beat him with the stupid stick?

Yes. With the stupid-but-sexy stick. Apparently you have to take one with the other...

This message has been edited by LiNeY on August 06, 2001 at 02:54 PM

Posted by solid on Aug. 05 2001,21:19

quote:
Originally posted by Rhydant:
we need some god damned porn!
screw it, i dont care!
(pic)

You see the blue background, you see the hair, you see the eyes, and you know its aki in the nude. The thing that sucks about it is that it's a natural nude, not erotic. So please keep that out of here!

And you guys think that a near nude male is bad, at lest you didn't have to see a gay orgy from this guys link on irc! God! Some guy almost started vomiting.

Posted by DeadAnztac on Aug. 05 2001,21:25

Adam asked God for a mate, God gave him Eve and said, "I have made her beautiful beyond all bounds so that you can have her, and so you love her"
Adam asked, "but why'd you make her so stupid?"
and God replied, "So she would love you back."

Same thing is true with males too apperently

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Posted by Dark Knight Bob on Aug. 05 2001,22:18

that pictures out of focus btw

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Posted by Nikita on Aug. 06 2001,05:01

Shit, Rhy! How did you get my pic?!

dude and i got smashed for posting the Gray's pic earlier ...

Posted by Rhydant on Aug. 06 2001,05:37

thats because no one likes near-nude males. its just not right.

and no, it doesnt take much to entertain me. but thats the only pic of ANY chick i had up on the site. so there!

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Posted by YouGunnaStopMe? on Aug. 06 2001,13:10

Check out his arms.. he's a freaky mutant.
Makes me think of midgets for some reason.. Must be the big head.

Posted by Nikita on Aug. 06 2001,16:08

only outta focus below the waist - must be to hide the teenie-weenie

He oughta invest in some sunglasses or something ... hm, I don't find him all that attractive ... probably too frat boy looking ...

Posted by Dark-Angel99 on Aug. 06 2001,21:21

Elijah Wood, look at those pretty blue eyes

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This message has been edited by Dark-Angel99 on August 07, 2001 at 05:13 PM

Posted by [liquid] meta on Aug. 07 2001,02:30

i think that's the funniest picture i've ever been in. do i really look like a preacher or something holy?

Posted by Dark-Angel99 on Aug. 07 2001,04:22

INTRODUCING THE NEW POPE!

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This message has been edited by Dark-Angel99 on August 08, 2001 at 01:21 AM

Posted by LiNeY on Aug. 07 2001,18:40

liquid - cool pic

My first impression was that you look sorta like a magician or a wizard or something.

Posted by demonk on Aug. 07 2001,19:19

quote:
Originally posted by Nikita:
Mmm ... Hobbit lovin' ...

That's all I have to say.

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This message has been edited by demonk on August 08, 2001 at 02:20 PM

Posted by [liquid] meta on Aug. 07 2001,22:54

yeah, people said i looked much like a holy man before i put that thing on...and then well... it was fun

Posted by TheTaxMan on Aug. 08 2001,03:49

quote:
Originally posted by Nikita:
Mmm ... Hobbit lovin' ...

ROFL!

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quote:
Originally posted by RenegadeSnark:
If you have a problem with the average IQ around here, don't do things to lower it.

Posted by Nikita on Aug. 08 2001,05:34

quote:
Originally posted by Dark-Angel99:
Elijah Wood, look at those pretty blue eyes

Mmm ... Hobbit lovin' ...

Posted by Rhydant on Aug. 08 2001,12:49

quote:
Originally posted by Dark-Angel99:
Josh Harnett has to be one of the sexiest boys alive!

he looks like hes 12.
wait, are you 12? eh, prolly.

btw, one question about the lord of the rings movie.... is it true that they shot all 3 movies during a 16 month stay down in austrailia? my friend told me that, but im not sure i believe him...

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Posted by Dark-Angel99 on Aug. 09 2001,17:46

quote:
Originally posted by Rhydant:
[QUOTE]Originally posted by Dark-Angel99:
[b]Josh Harnett has to be one of the sexiest boys alive!

he looks like hes 12.
wait, are you 12? eh, prolly.

btw, one question about the lord of the rings movie.... is it true that they shot all 3 movies during a 16 month stay down in austrailia? my friend told me that, but im not sure i believe him...

[/B][/QUOTE]

Ummm no I'm not 12 actually. I'm 20.

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Posted by caseman984 on Aug. 13 2001,02:37

god damn agelfire, i need somewhere to put my frickin pics, guess I'll have to wait till I get home and upgrade to WIN XP RC2 and run a webserver on my PC. Guess you guys will have to wait till then :P
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quote:
Originally posted by Tattered:
Caseman's kewl, he sometimes makes good posts based on small observations.

This message has been edited by caseman984 on August 13, 2001 at 09:40 PM