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Topic: Swollow!
started by: Purple Dog Food

Posted by Purple Dog Food on May 20 2001,10:01

Why dont any women i know do that?

Posted by Wolfguard on May 20 2001,10:08

oh, they do it.

just not for you.

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Posted by Observer on May 20 2001,11:20

And it's "swallow," not "swollow."

Besides, how old are you anyway? Age has a lot to do with that sort of thing.

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Posted by PersonGuy on May 20 2001,13:53

Personally I don't care if they SWALLOW as long as they DON'T STOP! Yes, they'll probably have to get some in there mouth... but they can spit it out later, I don't CARE what they do with it! Just don't stop! How whould you chicks it if right when your were about to orgasm we jumped up and hid in the corner!

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Posted by L33T_h4x0r_d00d on May 20 2001,13:55

quote:
Originally posted by PersonGuy:
Personally I don't care if they SWALLOW as long as they DON'T STOP!

You have hands dont you. Just hold the head there and eventually they will have to swallow.

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Posted by solid on May 20 2001,14:09

Maybe they just don't like the taste.

Posted by Greasemonk on May 20 2001,14:13

I know a few women who do swallow. They believe in finishing the job they have started. Ive also seen a few pr0n movies where women swallow up to 6 loads at once! When Im giving a woman oral I dont mind swallowing all of her stuff, so she shouldnt mind swallowing my stuffz!

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Posted by Dark Knight Bob on May 20 2001,20:59

quote:
Originally posted by PersonGuy:
Personally I don't care if they SWALLOW as long as they DON'T STOP! Yes, they'll probably have to get some in there mouth... but they can spit it out later, I don't CARE what they do with it! Just don't stop! How whould you chicks it if right when your were about to orgasm we jumped up and hid in the corner!

erm personguy have you like pasted that from another of your posts? i distincntly rememeber you saying that but ending it with behind the sofa instead of the corner

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Posted by Dark Knight Bob on May 20 2001,22:27

oh and also on top of holding her head there you might wanna try holding her nose cos that way the only way shes gonna be able to breath is if she swallows what evers in her mouth

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Posted by Observer on May 21 2001,01:07

< Here > is PG's post in that other thread concerning cum-swallowing.

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This message has been edited by Observer on May 21, 2001 at 08:09 PM

Posted by PersonGuy on May 21 2001,03:53

Hehe... guess my view hasn't changed much since September.

Posted by Chrissy on May 21 2001,05:17

Want a woman's opinion?
Of course you do.

It's DISGUSTING to swallow for one thing. I don't see you boys jumping at the chance to swallow your own cum- maybe the day you all do that is the day some of us girls start...

Look if Im gonna go down on a guy chances are Im not going to let him cum in my mouth- not even if I spit. The taste is just not good---thats not to say that I wont give a decent blow job--

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Posted by Wolfguard on May 21 2001,12:44

Just put some superglue around the base of your dick before she starts. Only problem is on monday morning you have a chick swinging from your dick at work...

I miss the Dice Man...

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Posted by Dark Knight Bob on May 21 2001,13:41

will it'll get you some respect from the other lads i guess

Posted by kuru on May 22 2001,18:58

it's really not that bad.

pretty much, just warm and salty. depending on what the guy eats and his body chemistry, the taste does change slightly, but all in all, there are worse things in the world that can go down the throat.

hog's head cheese, chicken brains, and blood soup to name a few.

me, i figure, i might as well finish the job. guys have, without complaint, gone down and tasted whatever it is *i* taste like, so there's no reason i can't taste theirs. i just usually try to make sure they squirt past the taste buds, and swallow quick.

the only thing that prevents swallowing is if i don't know the guy well enough to be sure i'm not gonna catch somethin funky... and in those cases, i doubt his dick would be in my mouth anyway.

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Posted by pengu1nn on May 22 2001,19:14

quote:
Originally posted by Wolfguard:
I miss the Dice Man...

i had a cd of his greatest hits? but i lost it damnit.

hickory dickory dock, some bitch was suckin my cock

i forgot the rest

This message has been edited by pengu1nn on May 23, 2001 at 02:18 PM

Posted by Blowgoats on May 23 2001,11:19

The clock struck 2
I dropped my goo
And threw the bitch off the next block

And....
Little Miss Muffet sat down on her tuffet
was eating her curds and whey
along came a spider and sat down beside her and said"
"HEY! WHAT'S IN THE BOWL, BITCH!!"

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Posted by PersonGuy on May 23 2001,14:02

I drew a picture as a kid where the spider says, HEY! WHAT'S IN THE BOWL, BABY?" I'll have to see if I can find that...

Posted by whtdrgn_2 on May 24 2001,10:51

For me I don't really care if the girl swallows or not. Just don't start if you won't finish. It is nice when you get a girl who will swallow... It makes it all the more intense...

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Posted by directhex on Jun. 14 2001,05:27

What YOU need is Semenex! (Patent Pending)

If you don't trust ME, then just listen to UK magazine FHM:

quote:
Have Semen "as delicious as it is nutritious" - FHM Magazine

Not only does it help with you women complaining, but for the gay guys...

quote:
"...I would like to tell you that the fellow I have been with... (has) always had a bleachy bitter taste to him... Well one day not long ago he had a very pleasant taste to him. I mentioned this to him after the fact and it was then that he told me someone gave him some Semenex to try out! Well now... I can't get enough of it! ... THANKS Semenex!"
- Ken (San Jose, CA)

Yes, ladies and gentlemen, Semenex. Availible ONLY from their website at < www.semenex.com >

Thank you and goodnight.

--directhex

p.s. no, I DON'T own any of this shit. i have better things to do than try "miracle cures" for something that has never caused me problems...

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Posted by jptech on Jun. 26 2001,01:53

I gotta agree with Kuru here... I've done it quite a bit, and there's much worse things I could be swallowing...

Course, I know all the other guys here will disagree with me, but what do I care?

Posted by CatKnight on Jun. 26 2001,10:40

*note to self-don't go anywhere near the sex forum while at work. looks like i'll be stuck in my chair for a while...

Posted by PersonGuy on Jun. 27 2001,00:00

You "glued" yourself in with semen????

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Posted by L33T_h4x0r_d00d on Jun. 27 2001,21:58

quote:
Originally posted by jptech:
I gotta agree with Kuru here... I've done it quite a bit, and there's much worse things I could be swallowing...
Course, I know all the other guys here will disagree with me, but what do I care?[/B]

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so you do the swallowing?

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Posted by Spydir on Jun. 27 2001,23:02

in another thread he implied he was a homosexual... there's a lot of 'em around. Gotta be one heck of a self esteem drop to have alternate sexual preferences around these parts, though...

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Posted by jptech on Jul. 05 2001,04:16

Gee, I thought I did quite a bit more than imply... :-)

And naw, not a self-esteem drop... I'm quite used to being totally different than everyone around me.

This message has been edited by jptech on July 05, 2001 at 11:17 PM

Posted by Pickle Therapy Lady on Jul. 14 2001,15:33

Girls who don't swallow or at LEAST let the guy they're giving head blow in their mouthes are crybabies! *edited for the sheer fact that I felt like I was being too much of a bitch*
I bet they only like missionary style too.
Geez, how can you ENJOY sex if you're not willing to get down and dirty with it???

This message has been edited by Pickle Therapy Lady on July 15, 2001 at 12:54 PM

Posted by incubus on Jul. 15 2001,02:29

*claps*
*wolf-whistle*

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Posted by Wolfguard on Jul. 15 2001,09:46

You Rang?

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Posted by CatKnight on Jul. 15 2001,12:51

quote:
Originally posted by PersonGuy:
You "glued" yourself in with semen????

er what i meant was my seating position right infront of a female co-worker would make for an embarresing situation if i were to try to stand up with an erection.

Posted by Rhydant on Jul. 15 2001,13:20

quote:
Originally posted by PersonGuy:
You "glued" yourself in with semen????

AHHAHahahahahahaaa.....hahahaha.a..hehhe... heh.

oh man, thats the funniest thing ive heard in awhile..... ROTFLMAO..... hahhaah...

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Posted by PersonGuy on Jul. 15 2001,13:54

It took 3 weeks for that to sink in? :/
I'm going to be pissed when hot chicks start showing up on my doorstep... I'll be 70 and unable to make wood!

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