Topic: Wierdest/ Most Inappropriate place you've...
started by: askheaves
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kuru
'sex is one of the most beautiful and natural things that money can buy' - steve martin
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Originally posted by kuru:
on a greyhound bus, in the seat right behind the driver. i'm sure he saw it, but if you were a bus driver in the middle of the night, wouldn't you want some entertainment?
Was it just you? I mean to open this thread up to folks who were with someone, or just by themselves.
Damn... I would love to see that if it was just you 
She gave me a BJ while we were going through a McDonald's drivethru.
Same girl: played with my tally wacker while her dad sat on the end of the bed (we were under the covers.. but still)
I have some others, but they really aren't anywhere out of the ordinary.
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This message has been edited by Alarion on October 10, 2000 at 09:37 AM
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If the world were perfect would we be happy?
I wunder if there were camras. MMMMMMMMm
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I couldn't think of anything so I wrote this.
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kuru
'sex is one of the most beautiful and natural things that money can buy' - steve martin
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kuru
'sex is one of the most beautiful and natural things that money can buy' - steve martin
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How I wish, How I wish you were here.
We're just two lost souls, swimming in a fish bowl, year after year.
Running over the same old ground. What have we found? The same old fears.
...Wish you were here...
--Pink Floyd, "Wish You Were Here"
With a girl, we were in the coat closet of a conference room in our campus center building. There weren't any people nearby, but it was lots of fun knowing that we could get caught, and all.
By myself, hmm... don't think I'm totally sick, please:
my favorite is the drivethrough at Taco Bell. It was dark, I was about 2 cars from ordering, thought that I had a little time, and went at it. That totally ruled.
Other than that, standing at a urinal at work, on a school bus while it was transporting me, while driving to work... I'm sure there are others that I can't think of.
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I'm also a member of the solo charter of the mile high club.
Okie- close encounters just in my dorm room and the roommate not realising we were in there. My ex's ass was hanging off the side of the bed -HOW COULD YOU MISS THAT?'
We wont talk about the places Ive done the solo thing- too many to count and I dont want to embarass myself.
I will tell the story of this kid I knew who had sex in the movie theater that was fully packed- sick kid, he let people watch- they paid 8 bucks to see him bang his girl- I guess they got more then they paid for. I wonder if the movie was any good?
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"The causes we know everything about depend on the causes we know nothing about, which depend on the causes we know absolutely nothing about."- Tom Stoppard
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Originally posted by Chrissy:
Wow!
We wont talk about the places Ive done the solo thing- too many to count and I dont want to embarass myself.
Hey, I've already posted some of my most embarassing... what could be worse? We want to know!
=P
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"The causes we know everything about depend on the causes we know nothing about, which depend on the causes we know absolutely nothing about."- Tom Stoppard
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Originally posted by Chrissy:
I think I would really rather keep that to myself. Who knows I may meet some of you one day walking along the road and then how would I be able to look you in the eye?
i don't think that would be a problem,
if i were to see you walking down the road i don't think i would say "There's the girl that gave herself head on the back of an elephant in the middle of an african safari."
but i know what your saying about not telling (gotta keep the good hiding places to yourself)
30 seconds after we were done my friends girlfriends dad came out of his room to
get something to eat and walked right across the place we were. that's one time when
the will of the Nina would have been a bad thing. My friends have me beat though,
my one friend did his gf on a bart train with some guy sleeping a few seats away. and
my other friends girlfriends parents were constantly home and so she would wear a
skirt an no skivvies and he would unzip his pants and they would fuck with her sitting
on his lap. one time her mom came in and started asking if they wanted dinner, and
she said "mmhmm, sure that'd be great!" wile bouncing up an down on his lap. then
her mom asked him and all he could think of was "my dick is in your daughter!!" I
was also in a spontaneous orgy but i don't think you can call that a weird place
because it was in my room, unless being in close proximity to someone else of the
same sex doing similar things to someone of the opposite sex creates a field that
transforms wherever you are into "a strange place" especially if the two other people
are your best friend an your ex.