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Topic: Sex dreams.
started by: Rhydant

Posted by Rhydant on Oct. 09 2000,20:38

I know all of you people have had them. any interesting ones? i had one on sunday, it was damned cool. ok, here it goes:
first, i feel asleep

then:

i find myself sitting in my mom's boyfriends house all by myself. next thing i know someone knocks at the door, and its one of my mom's friends and his really hot daughter. they said they were lookiung for something or whatever and the dad leaves and the girl stays. then somehow we end up on the bed watching a movie. she pus her head on my chest and starts rubbing my leg with her hand. next thing i know she starts kissing me and before you know it were both nekkid and having sex.

it was great. i just wish it could really happen

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Posted by askheaves on Oct. 09 2000,20:48

I have quite a few sex dreams, but for some reason, they never make it to completion. It's like, even in my dreams, the woman/women reject(s) me... ah well.

Posted by pengu1nn on Oct. 10 2000,12:25

i always wake up just before we start to have sex

Posted by fatbitch on Oct. 10 2000,14:05

I have plenty of sex-oriented dreams, but i have NEVER had a wet dream. as fun as this might be i would hate to have to do clean up in my boxers

are many people as fortunate as me? i only know of one of my friends that is similar. its like, heaps of ppl have pissing dreams and wake up to find that they have wet themselves, i used to get this until i was like 4 years old but now if im really busting i have a pissing dream then wake up and do it in the proper place

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This message has been edited by fatbitch on October 10, 2000 at 09:06 AM

Posted by dido on Oct. 10 2000,15:23

i never have sex dreams about real people. they always involve some character like the tv superman (dean cain) or some movie star (brad pitt anyone?). and more often then not i wake up all hot and horny before completion. i wonder why that happends? any suggestions?

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Posted by pengu1nn on Oct. 10 2000,16:28

find someone other than brad pitt, as he obviously can't finish the job?

Posted by dido on Oct. 10 2000,16:45

but i don't tend to dream about real people. just movie stars or characters. but when i wake up all hot and horny i'm able to roll over and attack my husband so i end up sated in the end anyway.

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Posted by floyd on Oct. 10 2000,23:00

I never have sex dreams I can remember. I probably bate too much.

Posted by Rol3x on Oct. 11 2000,01:31

i am totally waiting to hear what kuru has to say on this topic.

Posted by kuru on Oct. 11 2000,02:22

yeah, i have sex dreams. not every night, that i remember, and i rarely remember all of the details. sometimes they're about guys i know, sometimes not. sometimes pretty normal (on a beach, in a jacuzzi, etc) and sometimes pretty weird (in the middle of a busy freeway at night).

they don't follow any kinda pattern, and i don't think i get any physical pleasure out of it in my sleep. i usually remember that i had a sex dream which sometimes leads to a morning clit flicking.

i have them more often when i'm sleeping with someone than when i'm sleeping solo, and when i wake up just after/during a sex dream, i just grab the guy and rock his world.

how's that rol3x?

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Posted by Rhydant on Oct. 11 2000,03:38

* Rhydant makes note to self... must get jaccuji, satin sheets, scented candles of bacholer pad...

erm, uh. yeah. Rol3x, i think we got our wishes, althought i would prefer a little more... detail

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Posted by directhex on Oct. 11 2000,05:53

dreams? why bother? the real thing is MUCH more fun.

--directhex

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Posted by kuru on Oct. 12 2000,02:40

well i did have this one sex dream where i was naked on a big pile of fur coats with two really good looking and well built guys who understood what i meant when i talked about gigabit ethernet and 10 base fx networks while they were licking me and calling me their 'geek goddess.'

then of course things got even more gymnastic, but the fur coats kept sliding around so that made it hard to get any leverage and i woke up before things really got anywhere.....

enough detail?

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kuru
'sex is one of the most beautiful and natural things that money can buy' - steve martin

Posted by Rhydant on Oct. 12 2000,02:48

No, kuru, and i KNOW your still on the forum. you posted that 5 minutes ago.

any lesbian encounters?

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Ice age coming Ice age coming
Throw it into the fire Throw it into the fire
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Posted by kuru on Oct. 12 2000,15:02

once, but it involved a chick wearing a strap on who was forced by a guy with a big whip to give me pleasure whenever i demanded it and not let her boobies touch me.

half way through the dream i she disappeared and was replaced by heath ledger.

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'sex is one of the most beautiful and natural things that money can buy' - steve martin

Posted by rise888 on Oct. 13 2000,07:06

i always cum too soon in my wet dreams. its like, "its in, YES! awww..."

Posted by fatbitch on Oct. 15 2000,08:16

hahah thats some funny shit dude, well done

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Posted by Evil_Monkey on Oct. 19 2000,23:54

I never have sex dreams and celebrities. Just girls I know, really. And in every dream I'm hella suave, and gentle, and caring. But hell, I'm a geek. I would if I could, but I can't, so I shant.

Posted by LANThrax on Nov. 04 2000,23:33

My dreams always end upon insertion...

Posted by DuSTman on Nov. 05 2000,00:52

Err, only one that I can remember:

Dream starts, then for some fucking reason I'm in the loo in an aircraft. For an even wierder reason that aircraft loo has that glass you can only see through one way.

I basically sit there wacking off, leering at the queue of attractive, barely dressed ladies.

Hmmn. It was most odd. I am an outsider, even in my dreams.

Posted by Joe-ph33r on Nov. 09 2000,16:41

I had one where i had sex with this girl in a ghost train.