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Topic: I pick on em... but I can't blame em...
started by: PersonGuy

Posted by PersonGuy on May 17 2001,14:11

Anyone who's known me for a while knows how I pick on chicks for being attention whores and slutty (and illogical... but that's a DIFFERENT topic all together

). Well I gave it some thought the other day, and I've decided that I don't blame them. The truth is... I only rant because I'M JEALIOUS!!

If I was a chick I'd be a TOTAL SLUT! I'd bang everything that moves... drive topless... and be a big time gold-digger! If I had the power I would ABSOLUTELY ABUSE IT!!

So anyway, from this point forward, I'm not longer going to rant about chicks for THAT particular reason. I WILL however rant about women who DENY that they have this power and women who DENY that they use it.

No point...

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This message has been edited by PersonGuy on May 18, 2001 at 09:12 AM

Posted by CatKnight on May 17 2001,16:31

of course. all guys are whores. if you were a guy that got turned into a chick you would be a total slut. if you were a chick and you got turned into a guy however, you'd be gay

Posted by Greasemonk on May 17 2001,16:35

quote:
Originally posted by CatKnight:
of course. all guys are whores. if you were a guy that got turned into a chick you would be a total slut. if you were a chick and you got turned into a guy however, you'd be gay

Thats why im a male lesbian, I only like chics!

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Posted by Observer on May 17 2001,18:21

You've never heard or read much on transgendered people?

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Posted by CatKnight on May 17 2001,18:38

i have and i think it's rediculous

Posted by demonk on May 17 2001,22:37

All I can say is, unless you've lived inside a person's head for good amount of time, you can't judge them for having those kinds of feelings and/or thoughts. It is not something that someone can "relate to" unless they are also transgender/homosexual/etc. Being straight we just can't see it.

Posted by CatKnight on May 18 2001,05:01

oh have you heard about these fucking idiots who claim that they should have been born the opposite sex, so even if they are a guy that fucks other guys they consider themself heterosexual? total bullshit.

Posted by Dark Knight Bob on May 18 2001,21:08

i can still bitch slap them cant i?

Posted by Nene on May 18 2001,21:37

No! Be kind to your fellow man. Woman. er...yeah.

actually, i'm not sure what to make of it all...my theory is whatever floats your boat.

Then there's my friend Robert...well..um...Kaitlin...gah.

That's what he/she feels is going to make her life better. if it does, i'm all for it.

I guess as a female with no masculinity issues, I can accept homosexuals, lesbians, transsexuals, and cross-dressers.

Guys can accept lesbians.
I'm seeing a pattern here.

Posted by TallAssAzn on May 19 2001,00:23

quote:
Originally posted by Nene:
I guess as a female with no masculinity issues, I can accept homosexuals, lesbians, transsexuals, and cross-dressers.
Guys can accept lesbians.
I'm seeing a pattern here.

Lesbians are a-okay all around!

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Posted by solid on May 19 2001,01:11

Well it's rather obvious.. for a few reasons: (which are even more obvious)

1. Turn on
2. They ain't gay men.
3. Gay men sometimes offend the straight man's mojo.

Posted by Frosty on May 19 2001,19:23

I should also point out that man on man requires penetration. Ewwwwwwwwww.

Posted by demonk on May 19 2001,21:29

It doesn't have to. They could do the same acts that lesbians do. You know, a little touching, a little sucking, you get the idea.

Posted by Silence on May 20 2001,06:19

Right....all you guys out there who believe you are turned on by lesbians, put you hand up!!!!

Now think about this, lesbians like other women, they aren't turned on by men, so what, the mother of fuck, is the big deal???

They're not a turn on for me, now two women in bed with me is a turn on!! Cos then they want me just me!! (This is sounding very chauvinist, but what the hey)

Food for thought...

Posted by PersonGuy on May 20 2001,13:28

Totally agree man! I've never been hot for the lesbos...

Posted by Greasemonk on May 20 2001,14:17

quote:
Originally posted by Silence:
Right....all you guys out there who believe you are turned on by lesbians, put you hand up!!!!
Now think about this, lesbians like other women, they aren't turned on by men, so what, the mother of fuck, is the big deal???
They're not a turn on for me, now two women in bed with me is a turn on!! Cos then they want me just me!! (This is sounding very chauvinist, but what the hey)
Food for thought...

Sorry to break this to you but about 90\% of lesbians are bisexual, unless they are full on hairy-armpit butch dikes that dispise men. Dont you ever watch or listen to the Howard Stern Radio Show???

Posted by Greasemonk on May 20 2001,14:17

quote:
Originally posted by Silence:
Right....all you guys out there who believe you are turned on by lesbians, put you hand up!!!!
Now think about this, lesbians like other women, they aren't turned on by men, so what, the mother of fuck, is the big deal???
They're not a turn on for me, now two women in bed with me is a turn on!! Cos then they want me just me!! (This is sounding very chauvinist, but what the hey)
Food for thought...

Sorry to break this to you but about 90\% of lesbians are bisexual, unless they are full on hairy-armpit butch dikes that dispise men. Dont you ever watch or listen to the Howard Stern Radio Show???

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