Topic: Chicks on the rag are INSANE!!
started by: PersonGuy
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"The only thread about ME likened me to poo shaped mummy."
"Have a nice day, because monkeys don't."
-< PersonGuy >
a couple advil usually takes care of stuff just fine.
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kuru
'dancing is the vertical expression of horizontal desire.'
-robert frost
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<<Insert profound thought here>>
Stupid being female. (grumble)
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"The problem with reality is the lack of background music."
http://home.earthlink.net/~boneshsd/nita/
this isn't pain we're talking about here, we're talking about the emotional side of having ur 'monthly visit' (haha, sorry 'bout that one). This drug helps take the edge of the bitchiness in women during their periods. So pop an couple advils, and some of these anti-PMDD pills, and your back to normal!
(just decided to put my 2 cents in.. which because of the low Canadian dollar is actually only worth Ũ.0124 )
silver
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kuru
'dancing is the vertical expression of horizontal desire.'
-robert frost
quote:I think I remember why I don't talk much... Just might be that time of the month again, and I could end up going home with a slight limp and a ringing in my ears...
Originally posted by kuru:
that whole crying/biting people's heads off/being completely wacked out stuff.
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...and don't touch ( .)( .)
thats all I have to say
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<<Insert profound thought here>>
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Wine me, dine me, 1000101 me
Erm, what I mean is, lets hear the details!
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When my flying days are over, and my death has come to pass
I hope they bury me upside down, so the whole damn world can kiss my ass
BLAH! nice Lady Doctor said "there's no fucken way you should go through this ever again - here have some Ponstan"
Works wonders. The same drug is given to ppl in severe truama (cut off limbs etc..) I think it's called Ponstel in the US.
today I just got some REALLY INSANE cramps today right near my groin, but I mean I'm a guy right? BUT DAMN THAT STUNG! So anyhow I stayed home for the last 2 periods of school and my friends accompanied me "cuz I was in pain" (which was their excuse for skipping).
So can someone here tell me what it feels like to have those menstruation cramps?
For reassurance- I'm a guy.
Appendicitus
Gas
I'm out of ideas.
So, did it go away? And if so, after how long?
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When 1337 hax0rs start impaling each other with swords and typing code with a hook on one hand, then they can modify the term "pirate."
uh no you dont
I know for me its the worst feeling the entire universe- its kept me home every month one day since I was 17 :|
It feels like someone is ripping out your insides with a rusty knife and then shoving them back in you all mangled up. If you are really lucky they make you so sick you throw up 
and cant move.
Its not fun and Im sure your little *groin pull* is NOTHING compared to the once a month agony I and many other women go through--
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<<Insert profound thought here>>
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Originally posted by Chrissy:
It feels like someone is ripping out your insides with a rusty knife and then shoving them back in you all mangled up.
Do you chicks come with some sort of universal instruction booklet? I SWEAR my X said that EXACT same thing TO THE WORD!
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"The only thread about ME likened me to poo shaped mummy."
"Have a nice day, because monkeys don't."
-< PersonGuy >
at most, i get some mild cramps. i take a couple advil, it's all good again. i dunno about this rusty knife stuff.
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kuru
'dancing is the vertical expression of horizontal desire.'
-robert frost
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Originally posted by solid:
So can someone here tell me what it feels like to have those menstruation cramps?
It feels like... your guts are turned around inside you. You can't think straight. You just wanna lie down and sleep, but you can't sleep because of the pain. If you have to write an exam - forget it. If you wanna do sports - forget it. If you wanna have sex - no you don't, you don't even wanna think of that.
To use a metaphor someone once told me: it feels like Dante's Hell, all 9 circles of hell one after the other. I read that Hell thingie in order to see if it was true - it was, word by word. It feels like Hell. Hell while you're alive.
I told my mother straight that I wanted to take the pill as that's supposed to kill the pain. She opposed the idea, and actually it would be pretty useless as I don't have a b/f... I got some really strong anti-cramp stuff (without hormones) and it works rather fine.
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Originally posted by kixzor2:
here have some Ponstan
Hmm.. That shit must have been invented by a guy.. The guy originally thought the following:
"Hmm.. I'm a perverted old doctor man and i like little girls.. I want to ask them if they want poontang, without being so blunt... Hmm" (lightbulb) "AhHA! I'll call my medicine Ponstan.. Ahahahahahahaha! Ahahahaha! That turns on my old shrivelled penis!" (5 days later) "Hey little girl, want some Ponstan? It helps with your female pains" (laughs to himself)
little girl: "Ok, old perverted doctor man! Give me some ponstan!"
That is how we got poontang.. Err I mean ponstan.
Trust me, thats 100\% grade a TRbullshitUTH
edit: 5 days later part of story
This message has been edited by SLATE on May 09, 2001 at 03:28 PM
or probably the other way around, the legend must have built up around the montly ordeal.
Makes sense though.
For me it feels like somebody has reached inside of me and is alternately punching my uterus or trying to pull it out. The waves of pain are SO bad that i've actually passed out. It SUCKS. I call in sick to work and take three advil every four hours until they leave.
As far as treatment: I've seen two doctors. The first one said 'take some aspirin' The second one came up with the bright idea of putting me on the pill even though I told him no female in my family has been able to take it.
Three weeks. I had gained a bra cup size, My breasts felt like they had been used as punching bags, I gained 10lbs, I cried at the drop of a hat, I cramped all the way through it, I was an evil witch (I yelled at everybody). My boyfriend was ready to move out. After three weeks of that, I took them all and threw them away. Cramps or no cramps.
Just an FYI fellow women, sometimes serious cramps can be an indicator of endometriosis. That's a scarring of sorts of your uterus and associated internal equipment. I'm going to see a third quack and get myself checked for it. A lot of women have it and dont know it. You can get it young.
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I dont know how it feels to get kicked in the nuts but if the pain makes you want to throw up and not move then I would say its pretty close to how cramps feel.
Im like anti pills in general (I dont take them unless I really have to) so I dont even take asprin- so basically I suffer for two days with cramps
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<<Insert profound thought here>>
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Originally posted by psychopharmacologist:
sometimes its actualy kind of fun.
*What?????*
T
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sometimes its actualy kind of fun.
Yes, at times, I compare the "fun" factor to putting grapefruits in my ass.
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Now I *know* the second is no fun, and the first seems to range from "No Big Deal" to "Excuse me while I pass out". so... What in the hell could possibly be fun??
Unless, of course, you're one of those sadomasochistic types, in which case I suppose I can understand it....
T
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everything above
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-- incubus
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there's a drug here that's marketed for the same thing. I think it's called "Sarafem" or something lame like that... anyway, it's just fluoxetine HCl, aka Prozac.
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Originally posted by damien_s_lucifer:
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