Forum: Sex
Topic: ok then girls whats your perfect guy?
started by: Lordbrandon

Posted by Lordbrandon on Sep. 25 2000,16:13
go to it!
Posted by kuru on Sep. 25 2000,18:01
smart, funny, unafraid to show his true feelings (even in public).....and will love me for my mind, my heart, my sense of humor and my sexy bod.

he has to be able to accept unconditional love, and try to realize that he deserves it...

and he's gotta be sexually expressive, or my libido would cause me to explode.

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kuru
'if your children ever found out how lame you are, they'd kill you in your sleep.' -frank zappa


Posted by Kari p00h on Sep. 25 2000,18:07
A great guy is someone that will always be there for you no matter what.. he is sensitive.. and know just how to make you happy.. He knows how to make you laugh.. and he always knows how to make the best of things no matter how shitty he feels.. and no matter how far away or anything.. he still loves you.

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Kari p00h
*GF of Caseman984*


Posted by nautilus on Sep. 25 2000,19:19
Hey kuru, you forgot one;

The perfect guy must have an appreciation for and knowledge of how to handle big boobies.


Posted by Evil_Monkey on Sep. 25 2000,19:35
with the mouth and some sucking action, right nautilus?
Posted by kuru on Sep. 27 2000,15:00
there's slightly more to playing with boobs than sucking on the nipple like you expect your dinner to come out of it.

silly boys.

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kuru
'if your children ever found out how lame you are, they'd kill you in your sleep.' -frank zappa


Posted by caseman984 on Sep. 27 2000,21:35
quote:
Originally posted by kuru:
there's slightly more to playing with boobs than sucking on the nipple like you expect your dinner to come out of it.

silly boys.



lesse.. squuezing, nibbleing, pinching, pulling, blowing on, kissing... yes I'd say alot more

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Posted by kuru on Sep. 27 2000,22:35
now you're talkin. and if your girl's into it, there's always the (pardon my french) boobie-fuck.

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kuru
'if your children ever found out how lame you are, they'd kill you in your sleep.' -frank zappa


Posted by whiskey@throttle on Sep. 28 2000,04:07
quote:
Originally posted by kuru:
if your girl's into it, there's always the (pardon my french) boobie-fuck.


Wanna go have dinner sometime?

This message has been edited by whiskey@throttle on September 27, 2000 at 11:08 PM


Posted by kuru on Sep. 28 2000,11:45
it's gonna be a hellaciously long drive for you to come pick me up

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kuru
'if your children ever found out how lame you are, they'd kill you in your sleep.' -frank zappa


Posted by Bozeman on Sep. 28 2000,13:25
He'd be there. Don't doubt a horny guy with a mission, we get the job done...usually...
Posted by incubus on Sep. 28 2000,13:55
quote:
Originally posted by kuru:
now you're talkin. and if your girl's into it, there's always the (pardon my french) boobie-fuck.


Amen to that.
Praise Kuru! lol

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As I chase the leaves like the words I never find ...


Posted by kuru on Sep. 28 2000,15:27
boze: horny guys if nothing else are determined....

yet another reason i love men so much.

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kuru
'if your children ever found out how lame you are, they'd kill you in your sleep.' -frank zappa


Posted by Greasemonk on Sep. 28 2000,16:06
Does having 7"+ length and 3" girth qualify as a perfect guy?
Posted by kuru on Sep. 28 2000,22:28
personguy: if you meant me by your last post... there's been nothing in the past like abuse or rape or anything that caused me to be as sexual as i am. not that i sleep around either. i'm extremely picky about that, and it's why the list of guys who i've actually had sex with is as short as it is. when i said that i love men, i meant i love everything about them. i love talking to them, hanging out with them, going to movies, etc... with them.

i'm sorry if you got the impression that i was like 'whoa, dudes, i just wanna fuck 'em all' cause that's not even close to what i'm really like.

yeah, i'm hyper sexual when i'm in a monogamous relationship with a guy... and only with THAT guy.

truth is, when i hear stuff like 'i could have a 1 nighter with you' it's an instant turn OFF. i made that mistake exactly twice, and i can't see it happening again.

no offense, but i could never have anything to do with a guy who'd want nothing more than one fuck with me. i'm worth more than that. a lot more.

i said this to a friend of mine once, and it still holds true... i know what people assume about me because of my attitudes and the easy way i talk about sex, and i pity them that they are unable or unwilling to ever look deeper.

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kuru
'if your children ever found out how lame you are, they'd kill you in your sleep.' -frank zappa


Posted by Kari p00h on Sep. 29 2000,00:31
*claps*

Couldnt have been said better Kuru
I respect you alot. Im glad you have the courage to take up for yourself. something I dont possess.

This message has been edited by Kari p00h on September 28, 2000 at 07:32 PM


Posted by kuru on Sep. 29 2000,00:59
kari, sometimes it ain't courage so much as flat out stubbornness. then again, someone like me ends up getting assumptions made about her all the time, it's a never ending thing. my attitude causes incorrect assumptions which causes me to snap back.

i try not to be a complete bitch about it, though sometimes that's rough.

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kuru
'if your children ever found out how lame you are, they'd kill you in your sleep.' -frank zappa


Posted by reman on Sep. 29 2000,02:06
kuru,

it's interesting, one of my friends has a similar attitude towards sex as you, open, liberal, open to discussion and experimentation. But (and it's a fairly major but) he does not have the strictures that you place on partners that he does. he is just as happy to have a casual fling, as he is to have a long happy relationship with only one person. also he cares less about the person's attributes than you do, he doesnt need someone to intelligently converse with him, he doesnt need them to appreciate him for who he is...blah blah...

hmmm let me guess your star sign...my guess is you're a cancer...hmm i may be talking out of my ass...oh well

regards, reman

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Posted by brodie on Sep. 29 2000,02:07
quote:
Originally posted by kuru:
he has to be able to accept unconditional love, and try to realize that he deserves it...

this may be a little off topic, but why do you think *some* guys do this? i can't seem to, and my gf hates it... i have no idea why i can't...

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brodie

Now every face, it looks familiar...
then every face would melt away until now...
everyone, do you know, I know your deception?
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Posted by kuru on Sep. 29 2000,02:23
reman: i'm not a cancer. i'm also not opposed to casual flings, but i rarely find it possible to spend enough time around someone i can't talk to that i can sleep with him. my 'casual flings' are usually with someone who's already a friend.... a sort of 'friends with benefits' type of deal.

brodie: accepting unconditional love is hard, i have a difficult time accepting it myself. i think what helps me is that i've learned that it's not up to me. if someone wants to love me completely and unconditionally, there's not a damn thing i can do about it. love is something that people give because they want to, it's a gift that i try to accept graciously. i have a VERY hard time believing that i deserve unconditional love, but i try. i don't expect any guy to ever understand why i love him no matter what, why i want no terms, no conditions, and i don't even ask that he love me back before i give my own love to him.

my heart is not a rational thing, it chooses, without the involvement of my brain, who it loves and how. by 'accept and try to understand that he deserves it' all i mean is that i hope he'll know that i give my love freely, because it makes me happy, because my heart believes he deserves it, and i ask nothing in return.

i just want him to know that he doesn't have to believe he deserves it, that to me, it's enough that i believe he does.

i hope that made sense.

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kuru
'if your children ever found out how lame you are, they'd kill you in your sleep.' -frank zappa


Posted by PersonGuy on Sep. 29 2000,02:53
Well, cool. BUT YOU'RE ALWAYS SO DEFENSIVE!! GAWD! Anyway, I never said that I would have a 1 nighter with ANYONE... my point was just that there's no way I'd feel safe commiting to anything with you.

That doesn't mean that being a (choosy) sexual person is a bad thing, it just tends to make me want to turn and run at times...

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< http://www.personguy.com >


Posted by brodie on Sep. 29 2000,03:05
kuru: thanks much... i'll try to keep that in mind next time those three magical words come outta my gf's mouth.

ps: sorry so sappy....

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brodie

Now every face, it looks familiar...
then every face would melt away until now...
everyone, do you know, I know your deception?
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Posted by kuru on Sep. 29 2000,03:12
personguy: um... dude....it wasn't an advertisement.

calm down and stuff, i didn't mean that i was lookin for a guy HERE that fits those qualifications.

brodie: i hope that helped... not all chicks are lookin for the same thing.... but me, i say 'i love you' because i want to and because i mean it. it doesn't require an 'i love you too'.... at least, i don't.

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kuru
'if your children ever found out how lame you are, they'd kill you in your sleep.' -frank zappa


Posted by PersonGuy on Sep. 29 2000,05:30
LOL, you've been (so many times) proof of how a sexy girl is automatically seen as a perfect person by men. And I'm pretty sure that no guy ever would be unsatisifed in a relationship with you, even if you were stupid, or a psycho bitch from hell. No offence though.

To tell the truth I'm VERY afraid of you, and could never have anything to do with you (other than a 1 night stand). There's several reasons for that, but mostly it's just speculation of your past that has driven you so hyper sexual. Not to say that there isn't a chance that you could be normal and just super fun for no reason, but I wouldn't take the chance.

Hehe, but don't be pissed, I'm just being honest!

PS: and I don't care if you have the most perfect shlong on Earth, it's never going to make a girl think that YOU'RE perfect.

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This message has been edited by PersonGuy on September 28, 2000 at 12:31 PM


Posted by kuru on Sep. 29 2000,20:53
dude, uh, you're callin me defensive?

what the fuck? i'm kinda confused here since like, i was just describin what i'd want in a guy who i had a relationship with in like, really non-specific terms.. i thought that was the point of this thread... and then i saw your post in which you were hypothesizing about you and me....

none of what i said was directed at anybody on this board.. i dunno why you reacted to it the way you did....but now yer jumpin all over me n sayin that i'm spazzing out?

what the hell? did you totally misinterpret it? i dunno why every post you've made after i said what i like in a guy has contained anything relating to me and you...

'my point was just that there's no way I'd feel safe commiting to anything with you.'

uh??? um??? where did that come from? i'm not defensive, i'm confused. where did i say somethin that led you to believe i was askin for any commitment from anybody on this bb? i was talkin to nobody in particular about stuff i like, and all of a sudden someone starts makin suggestions about 1 night stands and whether or not i was an abused child??

i dunno dude, but it seems to me if anybody misreacted (is that a word?) it was you.

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kuru
'if your children ever found out how lame you are, they'd kill you in your sleep.' -frank zappa

This message has been edited by kuru on September 29, 2000 at 03:55 PM


Posted by six03e on Sep. 29 2000,23:04
I don't think being "sexually expressive" is a problem for most guys. You all with me here?

My fingers were bent on that quotaion.


Posted by PersonGuy on Sep. 30 2000,03:17
/rejoins body in a T1000esqué fasion...

There is just NO WAY... you've GOT to be doing that on perpose!! RIGHT?!? OMG...

Am I crazy, or does anyone else think she draws the most outragious conclusions from comments that don't mean anything!?!

Ok, I'm calming down, but you drive me insane, acting like you don't even do that... sheesh...

and don't forget *whew*

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< http://www.personguy.com >


Posted by PersonGuy on Sep. 30 2000,05:23
YOU'RE SO DEFENSIVE!!!! I'M NOT TRYING TO CRITISIZE YOU!!! ARRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGG...
/shakes violently
/explodes

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<P:\>erson\Guy.exe -PersonGuy *pERSONgUY.cfg
< http://www.personguy.com >


Posted by floyd on Sep. 30 2000,22:16
Personguy, stop being a tard. Ever wonder why she says stuff? Maybe because you're asking for a response. Don't be dumb, and just talk about the damn topic instead of bringing your ongoing retarded Kuru-complex to every thread (no it isn't her fault. ).
Posted by PersonGuy on Oct. 01 2000,00:13
heh... you're right... I do have sort of weird kuru-complex... but SHE started it! It just can't stand getting 5 paragraphs of misdirected crap when I say one sentence with no secret hidden underlying finger pointing meanting that she picks up on for whatever reason... (ok, I'll stop)

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<P:\>erson\Guy.exe -PersonGuy *pERSONgUY.cfg
< http://www.personguy.com >


Posted by Mahdimael on Oct. 05 2000,02:37
quote:
Originally posted by Greasemonk:
Does having 7"+ length and 3" girth qualify as a perfect guy?

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I'll tell you right now that being well-endowed is no boon. My ex-girlfriend wouldn't let me even attempt to go all the way until about a week after we started sleeping together. That, and the problems you have getting up after a class where your mind wanders. Plus it's not like a set of big boobs for girls. There's not usually any visual evidence of size, so it doesn't help get any women.

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I never let my schooling get in the way of my education - Mark Twain


Posted by Mahdimael on Oct. 06 2000,01:54
I wonder how one would steer the conversation that way?

"Why yes, I am concerned about the geopolitical climate in the mideast. Oh, have I mentioned I have an extremely large set of genitals?"

I dunno, I have a feeling that girls view it like finding they get an extra topping on the ice cream cone. Nice, but it still would be okay without it.

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I never let my schooling get in the way of my education - Mark Twain


Posted by askheaves on Oct. 06 2000,03:52
Yeah. There's nothing like their face when they look up in surprise. It never gets old.
Posted by Lordbrandon on Oct. 06 2000,05:26
not uless you tell them.
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