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Topic: ANTI-WOOD TO THE RESCUE!!
started by: PersonGuy

Posted by PersonGuy on May 01 2001,02:39

You been in one of those situations...
...someone barges into your room...
...dancing close with a hot Christian chick...
...being poked in the nuts by a doctor...
...wearing joggers with no notebook to cover-up...
...need to escape from a skanky chick...

ANTI-WOOD TO THE RESCUE!!

My ANTI-WOOD is to imagine a fat guy leaning over onto a table and desparately eating a HUGE plate of spinich with a fork.

Anyway, what's YOUR ANTI-WOOD?

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Posted by SiLVeR54 on May 01 2001,02:48

well, PG, my ANTI-wood is pretty simple:

i think about either a fat guy in a speedo,
or i think about this REALLY ugly chick on my skool.. ([msg to solid] MANUELA! YUCK![/msg to solid])

yea, that works well..

silver

Posted by Observer on May 01 2001,03:11

I recommend the latest new birth-control method for men. It's a relatively simple device; a man puts it in his shoe, and it makes him limp.

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Posted by SLATE on May 01 2001,03:42

haha observer, funny..

Well, i personally think of some old, large lady just chomping down on piles of chicken....

Posted by Frosty on May 01 2001,03:55

quote:
Originally posted by SiLVeR54:
well, PG, my ANTI-wood is pretty simple:
i think about either a fat guy in a speedo,
or i think about this REALLY ugly chick on my skool.. ([msg to solid] MANUELA! YUCK![/msg to solid])
yea, that works well..
silver

Be careful, if you ever turn gay, that won't work anymore.

Posted by CatKnight on May 01 2001,03:59

well you may think i'm disturbed, but i either think of various seens from event horizon or (more recently) of that girl that had a seizure...unfortunately the large numbers of hot chicks sunbathing everywhere on campus was too much for me no matter what i did! well i dont have to worry about that anymore cuz i'm back at crappy home again.

Posted by Blain on May 01 2001,04:01

Duct tape

Posted by DuSTman on May 01 2001,04:19

quote:
Originally posted by PersonGuy:
Anyway, what's YOUR ANTI-WOOD?

My grandmother.

Posted by j0eSmith on May 01 2001,04:36

My A-W: Some disgusting rancid meat, maggot filled pie. Sometimes it takes the will of the ninja to keep that damn thing at bay.

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Posted by aventari on May 01 2001,04:58

quote:
Originally posted by Blain:
Duct tape

lol! Thats a bit hard to apply discretely though!

Posted by kixzor2 on May 01 2001,08:07

I have in the past wanted to coverup unwanted attention to my *cough* nipples.
Sounds odd, but when your young and very shy, and in a PE class full of horny 15yr old guys, a poor girl gets desperate.

I only wish I'd knowen that I wasn't alone, good old Engrish.com has FemaleWood (is that right?) covered.
< NippleLess >

Posted by Dark Knight Bob on May 01 2001,13:02

dont think antiwood cos then it starts to occupy your mind when you think about sex and it eventually becomes realted to the sexual desires it so your anti wood starts to turn you on and then you just end up being in worse trouble than you originally set out for!!!!!

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Posted by solid on May 01 2001,13:03

I don't really care. Let the world see my boner.

I wear briefs, A-W number one.
I wear jeans that AREN'T baggy, A-W number two.

Posted by Chrissy on May 01 2001,13:08

kix- I know how you feel- my friends still come out to play- and whats worse is EVERYONE notices!!
At least for guys you can shift or something and its not as noticable but for women this isnt an option! Women have to cover themselves up for the most part so that others dont notice. Oh to be a woman! the trials the tribulation!

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Posted by PersonGuy on May 01 2001,14:04

quote:
Originally posted by kixzor2:
I have in the past wanted to coverup unwanted attention to my *cough* nipples.

I never even thought of that before! Talk about changing my perspective!

Anyway, the only time I notticed a chicks nipples is when she's wearing on of those "liquid metal" shirts (they were popular a few years ago). I think you're probably just a little over self consious in the horny state.

Hehehe... funny link.

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Posted by Sithiee on May 01 2001,16:59

i dont need an antiwood. i just readjust as necessary....so what? is someone gonna go "haha you have wood?" no, cause then they will have to admit they were looking at yer crotch. most people dont want to do that.

Posted by askheaves on May 01 2001,17:35

My old A-W was NASCAR. I'd picture the front left bumper cam, and going around a track over and over again.

I think I have a new one today. We have a new guy at work, an older gentleman, and I think he'll suffice. He's bigger, has a gray scraggly beard, and he's missing teeth. The kicker: today, I was watching him talk, and I noticed he has a damn loose tooth in the front top. IT WAS MOVING AROUND AS HE TALKED!!!! Dear god. Imma puke now.

Posted by solid on May 01 2001,19:26

why ... uber god status for pg? .. waaaat wat wat?

Posted by ic0n0 on May 01 2001,19:29

Ironically I have anti-wood on all the time thanks mtn. dew and weed.

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Posted by kuru on May 01 2001,19:42

i've noticed that guys seem really concerned about getting wood in public... but it seems like, unless you're wearing *really* thin (like, silk) pants, it's not all that easy for people to tell.

so how come all the concern?

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'dancing is the vertical expression of horizontal desire.'
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Posted by askheaves on May 01 2001,20:00

It's easy to tell on me.

Almost a curse, but I'll take the bad with the good on this one.

Posted by kuru on May 01 2001,20:17

ok, i guess some guys it's easier to tell than others.

though most of the time, i'm not paying attention. i don't think the general public goes around lookin at guys crotches to see if they're hard or not.

Posted by DuSTman on May 01 2001,21:20

Probably not a good idea for society to get too uptight about this sort of thing.

I hear it's considered sinful in japan to have visibly erect nipples, and so products to make that less apparent sell better there.

Perhaps if stores were to start offering an erection discount it would liberalise peoples opinion.

"Hello, I'd like some AA batteries please"
"that'll be Ł2.95"
"I have an erection, do you do discounts for that?"
*looks down* "You do indeed. It's a whopper, isn't it sir."
"it surely is"
"Well then, that'll be Ł2.20"
"ok, thank you very much..

Lets make it happen, ladies and gentlemen.

Posted by askheaves on May 01 2001,22:18

That already works in the other direction.

"Oh, I see you have erect nipples. Please take anything in the store that you want... take your time picking it out "

Posted by CatKnight on May 01 2001,23:09

having erections in public is embarresing as hell. you know its bad when walkin down the sidewalk you see a lot of girls (and a few guys too, even scarrier) look down then look up and either give you a disgusted grimace or a weird sly smile.

oh and i can understand how girls feel the same way about their nipples. like when it's cold out, and if they are wearing something thin, and their nipples are poking through, i can always tell they are nervous because they are trying to cover them up with a shirt or something.

Posted by Chrissy on May 02 2001,01:21

"I love being a girl...."
Nipplitis! It sucks in the winter time when you are really cold and they come out to visit-

Guys tend to talk to my breast enough as it is (hi, my eyes are up here-thanks) so this nipplitis stuff sucks!
Guys have it much easier- you can always think of something else to get it to go down or go to the bathroom or something-shift your undies- girls have few if any resources for this kind of thing.

And in Japan there is hardly any religion so I doubt anyone finds it sinful!

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Posted by PersonGuy on May 02 2001,01:53

quote:
Originally posted by Chrissy:
And in Japan there is hardly any religion so I doubt anyone finds it sinful!

WHOA! I'm not going to claim I even know then name of the major religion over there, but BELIVE me (I had a Japanese forien exhange teacher live with me for a few months), they're MORE religious than the people in America! Religion and tradition presisis in almost everything they do from eating, to dressing, to talking... so don't throw out such careless statements!

quote:
Originally posted by kuru:
so how come all the concern?

Personally unless I'm wearing some sort of pajama bottoms (joggers, polar fleech, or flannel) it IS hard for anyone else to notice. But I have a DIFFERENT problem. My _L_E_N_G_T_H_ actually causes it to get caught in the leg of my pants and it hurts! They can eaisly notice me drooling, limping, and clawing at my crotch! It's just REALLY incovinient...

quote:
Originally posted by kuru:
why ... uber god status for pg? .. waaaat wat wat?

YESH! I BE DA UBER! cr0 wants me to keep the next "LooGie" outta here, so now I can lock threads.

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Posted by Chrissy on May 02 2001,10:57

PG-
My roommate last semester was a Japanese exchange student- she had NO IDEA what religion was about and she told me that most people in Japan don't practice any kind of religion that most of them are atheists. Thats where I got my information from just so that you know!

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Posted by kixzor2 on May 02 2001,11:42

Edit- I'm a dumbass attention grabber.

This message has been edited by kixzor2 on May 04, 2001 at 04:34 AM

Posted by PersonGuy on May 02 2001,13:12

quote:
Originally posted by Chrissy:
PG-
My roommate last semester was a Japanese exchange student-

Very weird... must be from different islands.

Alough... she might have interpreted 'religion' as a guy with a microphone, southern accent, and a bad comb-over grabbing peoples heads and saying, "BE HEALED!"

I guess Japan would have more a 'spiritual' environment with the nightly offerings, HUGE spirtual garden areas, and rituals that intigrate into basic daily ruitines. They don't have all the money plate and scripture BS.

I'm betting on a misscommunication.

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This message has been edited by PersonGuy on May 03, 2001 at 08:14 AM

Posted by Vulu on May 02 2001,13:15

quote:
Originally posted by Sithiee:
i just readjust as necessary....

Yup, I find that to be the best solution - thinking of fat ladies and what not just doesn't get rid of it quickly enough, so readjust, and wait for it to go away; or let my girlfriend take care of it! :P

Posted by solid on May 02 2001,20:23

quote:
Originally posted by Chrissy:
Guys have it much easier- you can always think of something else to get it to go down or go to the bathroom or something-shift your undies- girls have few if any resources for this kind of thing.

Actually, once I get an erection it doesn't come off. Not untill I'm completely off the subject, so I pay attentioon to other things.

As for the nipples, wearing something thicker or going to the bathroom.. besides what's so bad about erect nipples.. I don't find them either offensive or .. that other thing.. the one that is perved and good.

Posted by TallAssAzn on May 03 2001,01:41

quote:
Originally posted by PersonGuy:
Anyway, what's YOUR ANTI-WOOD?

I don't have one. I just find somewhere to sit down and point the thing down the leg of my pants. I mean, it'll go away by itself eventually... Hopefully. Makes it hard to walk straight.

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Posted by j0eSmith on May 03 2001,02:35

You've obviously never gotten a physical by a female doctor. Nowhere to hide it then.

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Posted by solid on May 03 2001,03:44

In those kind of situations, make a joke and be proud of your erection.

Posted by PersonGuy on May 08 2001,02:00

quote:
Originally posted by PersonGuy:
My _L_E_N_G_T_H_ actually causes it to get caught in the leg of my pants and it hurts! They can eaisly notice me drooling, limping, and clawing at my crotch!

I asked solid if he'd make a comic of this for me... < hehehe >

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Posted by Trog on May 09 2001,08:44

Yeah, Hiding it is all very well and good and everything, but how about having to piss with it?

The flying superman position is just *not* it...

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Posted by Vulu on May 09 2001,14:02

If you CAN piss with a boner - than you're special...I can't do it. I didn't think any guy can - isn't the tube that let's urine flow closed off to allow your jizz to go through?

Posted by PersonGuy on May 09 2001,14:55

I can usually do it if I have to, but it's not very easy...

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Posted by Sithiee on May 09 2001,16:42

i can do it, but i have to bend it down (which hurts) so i dont piss on the seat....i usually just wait a few minutes for it to subside. the only real problem is that morning wood and the morning piss are often coenciding.

Posted by smartsnake on May 09 2001,21:08

um fat guy in speedo or fat guy in spandex

Posted by TallAssAzn on May 09 2001,21:09

quote:
Originally posted by j0eSmith:
You've obviously never gotten a physical by a female doctor. Nowhere to hide it then.

Actually, I have. I was trying to count ceiling tiles. Small room, and she took a long time. Ran out of tiles.

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Posted by solid on May 19 2001,15:18

I can urinate when I have a boner. Rather easily too!

There was this radio talk show 'bout sex and this girl called up about how her guy gave her oral when she was sleeping and she was trying to return the favour, she was just wondering if he'll urinate or something in the middle of the night, and the host said that most men can't urinate with an erection, and then like she got 5 calls from all these guys stating that they could do it.

Edit:
Oops.. sorry for reviving half dead thread.

This message has been edited by solid on May 20, 2001 at 03:07 PM

Posted by damien_s_lucifer on May 19 2001,20:34

well, since solid revived it...

the worst part about unwanted boners is the pain, not the embarassment. Most people can't tell... but when your cock is 75 degrees off upright and is trying to get nice & stiff... ::shudder::

as for erect nipples... you know, ladies, that is NOTHING to be embarassed about!!! Any dude that talks to your boobs more than your eyes ain't worth your TIME... but for us nice guys, who DO usually respect women, seeing erect nipples can make our day & don't you wanna make the nice guys happy???

Posted by The_Stomper on May 19 2001,21:14

quote:
Originally posted by Sithiee:
i can do it, but i have to bend it down (which hurts) so i dont piss on the seat....i usually just wait a few minutes for it to subside. the only real problem is that morning wood and the morning piss are often coenciding.

For the love of god, stop! Attempting to piss with wood is bad enough - but bending it down is REALLY bad! It stretches the muscles & tendons that pull it up - and if one of those quits on you, you're going to notice a drop in your "angle" - eventually you won't go up at all, just out!

Just wait it out... besides, like has been said before, if anyone says anything, they've been looking at your equipment.

That's today's medical lesson - BE NICE TO YOUR PENIS!

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Posted by Blowgoats on May 20 2001,04:21

quote:
Originally posted by PersonGuy:
Anyway, what's YOUR ANTI-WOOD?

...I have to.....
Your mom.

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Posted by L33T_h4x0r_d00d on May 20 2001,16:07

quote:
Originally posted by DuSTman:
My grandmother.

Your grandmother is my AW too.

quote:
Originally posted by PersonGuy:
But I have a DIFFERENT problem. My _L_E_N_G_T_H_ actually causes it to get caught in the leg of my pants and it hurts!

I have a similar problem.... but mine gets stuck in the top of my shoe...

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Posted by MattimeoZ80 on May 20 2001,23:16

hahaha, i'm just lmao at the cartoon! roflmao, ahahahah! thats great!

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Posted by The_Stomper on May 23 2001,00:46

My AW:

Speedos - on senior citizens.

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Posted by nautilus on May 27 2001,09:43

quote:
Originally posted by Chrissy:
"I love being a girl...."
Nipplitis! It sucks in the winter time when you are really cold and they come out to visit-
Guys tend to talk to my breast enough as it is (hi, my eyes are up here-thanks) so this nipplitis stuff sucks!

I totally agree! What is it that's so difficult about remembering to look at a girl's FACE and not her chest when talking to her?? (Oh wait, it's the overwhelming boobiness, nevermind.)

But anyway, nipplitis definitely sucks. The worst is going to parties in the winter. You're wearing a cute little shirt cuz it'll be hot in the party, and you don't want to drag a jacket with you so there is major pinging going on by the time you get there. Then every guy in the party has to "accidentally" brush up against you, making the problem even worse.

The only cure I've found? Warm myself up by getting drunk. But then I run into that drunken horniness problem, so even that doesn't always work. At least if that's the case I don't care so much about having nips anymore!

Posted by smartsnake on May 27 2001,12:14

my aw is the sexy guys thread

Posted by PersonGuy on May 27 2001,13:25

quote:
Then every guy in the party has to "accidentally" brush up against you, making the problem even worse.

HEY! First of all... welcome back! Second of all, guys don't really notice erect nipples more than normal, and I seriously seriously am SURE of that! What I mean is, erect nipples won't suddenly catch our attention (however, if we were ALREADY looking at your nipple we could tell that they're erect and would be drawn to stair. Third... GUYS CAN'T HELP looking at your boobs. SORRY! It's biology and it's not OUR fault. Finally... VERY VERY few guys will 'accidently' try to touch your boobs! Even at a party! You're being oversensative.

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This message has been edited by PersonGuy on May 28, 2001 at 08:08 PM

Posted by nautilus on May 28 2001,00:51

HEY! Thanks

I know guys don't notice erect nipples more, but when they take their initial notice of the boobies, the erect nipples are (in my experiences) included in the assessment. But don't worry, by this age I've pretty well learned that with a chest like mine I can't hold it against a guy for looking. I mean damn, if I were a guy I'd be checking me out too.

And maybe all guys don't do so, but I have in the past had guys walk past me in a very crowded room and intentionally brush my chest with an arm or such. It's usually pretty obvious when I look at them and they're looking back to see if they got a rise out of me.

Posted by Sithiee on May 28 2001,08:37

i used to have a friend who at the hfstival would grope as many girls as he could. like when they were crowd surfing, hed jump and cop a feel. i told him he was sick, and then he says "well if they didnt want it, they wouldnt go crowdsurfing, youre the only one who doesnt think that" and then we overheard some guys commenting on what a pervert my friend was, and i laughed at him, but he kept doing it anyway.

Posted by PersonGuy on May 28 2001,13:41

quote:
Originally posted by spicegoddess:
in my case it's guys grabbing my ass. it's ridiculous

ABSOLUTELY! I would NEVER reach out and grab a random ass! That's just wrong! However, for the guys who DO do this, there is a reason... The theory is this is a direct rout into the intentions of the opposite sex. Meaning if you pinch 15 asses and get smacked 14 times... The ONE chick who is weird enough to positively respond is the slutty one that we ALL want to bang!

Posted by Observer on May 28 2001,13:56

I suppose that parallels the similar analysis of using "Hey, wanna fuck?" as a pick-up line. The one time that it works out of about 15 or so tries makes it worth the effort.

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Posted by spicegoddess on May 28 2001,17:35

goodness, in my case it's guys grabbing my ass. it's ridiculous, like really what can u get outta reaching out and grabbing a random ass?? i don't get it. i mean it's a totally different story if it's a guy you are with and if it's during some kind of *encounter*. but it sucks when it's some perverted stranger or just a stupid guy who thinks it's a way to pick up and that i'll be turned on by it. i'm so sure, as if i'd give the time of day to a guy who just grabbed my ass.

Posted by kuru on May 28 2001,20:05

unless you're a chick with really great t&a, and then 'hi, wanna fuck?' pretty much works every time.

you'll get maybe that one guy outa 10 who's either faithful, gay, or a certain blonde haired, flannel wearin, heavy-metal guitar player.

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Posted by Observer on May 28 2001,23:54

And for him there would be no words to say. You would have to force him almost all the way.

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Posted by L33T_h4x0r_d00d on May 31 2001,13:10

quote:
Originally posted by PersonGuy:
I would NEVER reach out and grab a random ass!

Hes got his own ass for that.

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Posted by afropik on Jul. 10 2001,03:26

well, I guess this thread is kinda dead, but hey, I've got meaningful shit to add, so here goes nothing...

quote:
i've noticed that guys seem really concerned about getting wood in public... but it seems like, unless you're wearing *really* thin (like, silk) pants, it's not all that easy for people to tell.

I could care less about someone seeing me, but it's the pain of being held at an awkward angle. Usually I just try to shift it so that it's at a less painful angle.

People who try to brush up against women at parties are just sorry. They know they can't do it any other time, so they have to get the "element of suprise" going. Boo on them.

quote:
goodness, in my case it's guys grabbing my ass.

This is even worse. I've got a very close friend who told me about guys grabbing her ass, and I felt like I was gonna explode. I don't see how any guy can think that he is allowed to put his hands anywhere on someone else's body without their consent. Boo on them too.

Sithiee, your friend needs to fucking grow up. It's people like him who give good shows bad reputations. When I crowdsurf, I don't think to myself "WOW I HOPE SOME HOT GIRL GRABS MY ASS!" I do it to have fun. I hope your friend gets fondeled by a large amazon woman against his concent.

This message has been edited by afropik on July 10, 2001 at 10:28 PM

Posted by PersonGuy on Jul. 10 2001,14:28

It's strange you brought this back today, cause I was going to. I wanted to say that I DID notice a chicks errect nipples! I doesn't happen often, but I caught it, and it was a site to behold!

No in defence of men... if I had 3 beers in me (which is about 6 beers for the normal person), I probably would have tackled her right there! My point is that the ass grabbers are mostly at clubs and a little buzzed. They've lost the part of their brain that screens impulses and just go for it.

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Posted by Sithiee on Jul. 10 2001,19:32

afro, my friend never grew up, and were not friends any more (thats a whole different rant), but i agree totally.

id like to state it here and now: afro is a good newbie. he adds intelligent comments, and doesnt go flaming people that he shouldnt. well done.

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quote:
Originally posted by Dark Knight Bob:
does anyone not notcie that sithee isnt actually talking out of his ass like a lot of people here

Posted by incubus on Jul. 10 2001,20:49

Good newbies? Whatever next! Male contraceptives?

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Posted by gambit on Jul. 11 2001,17:09

quote:
Originally posted by Sithiee:
i used to have a friend who at the hfstival would grope as many girls as he could. like when they were crowd surfing, hed jump and cop a feel.what a pervert my friend was, and i laughed at him, but he kept doing it anyway.

People like this are really lame. I just attended a concert filled with these people. They chased girls around screaming 'show your tits' until the they either got thier wish or mauled the girl. How desperate do you have to be to do this? They even went as far as hoisting up random girls so they could grab them as they passed. I felt sorry for these girls. Oh well. Stupid people do stupid things.

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Posted by afropik on Jul. 12 2001,17:47

w00t

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quote:
Originally posted by Sithiee:
afro is a good newbie. he adds intelligent comments, and doesnt go flaming people that he shouldnt. well done.

Posted by Pickle Therapy Lady on Jul. 14 2001,07:53

THO is the acronym I have become accustomed to using to refer to hard nipples. THO = Titty Hard On. And I personally don't have a big problem with having a good case of it so I don't waste my time trying to hide it. It's even more arousing to me to see guys getting the wood that THEY'RE trying to hide as a result of taking a peak at my THO.