When God was deciding which traits to give adam and eve he asked them both which of you wants to pee standing up. Adam raised his hand. Eve looked depressed and God said Dont worry Eve women get to have multiple orgasms.

I told you it was bad- dont blame me you read it!

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<<Insert profound thought here>>

Actually I wouldn't personally recommend doing what PG did, because it's a little unhealthy. Also- try holding yourself off for a week or so... or more!

But please understand that I was using that as a bogus call front (hence "oh forget it then...") to get though and ask Adam how I can licence my CD without going through his crappy agent. My point is... it doesn't work.

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Have a nice day, because monkeys don't.
-< PersonGuy >

are multiple orgasms a myth and has any detnetters ever had them and what are they like. obviously this is more of a female question but i have heard that guys can get them too with the old trick of "holding it in"

(and there'll be no kuru bashing by jim if she wants to answer thankyou!)

In my opinion, this would only be good for the minute man. Reasons:

• This first orgasm isn't very good, plus no goo to spread all over your woman.
  
• The second orgasm takes awhile to build up, and it's not as intense as the first, and plus only a LITTLE goo oozes out (doesn't even really shoot)

If you can get your woman off before cumming, it's best to just go with the 'default' orgasm.

If a normal single orgasm rates on a scale of 1-10 (10 being best) a 10. Then if you try and do the multiples deal you get 2 orgasms rating a 4 each... So although you do get off twice, the combined orgasms don't equal that which you could have had.

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jim
Beauty is in the eye of the Beer Holder
< Brews and Cues >

This message has been edited by jim on May 01, 2001 at 12:51 PM

chicks technically can do this until they are physically exhausted. there's no real numerical limit to how many times a girl can get off. personally, for me, after 5 or 6, there's a feeling that any more will cause instant death.

i've found that for me, the best way to 'em is oral or a hand job, where the guy just keeps on going with what he's doing after the first orgasm. sometimes, just straight intercourse will do it, but it usually takes stimulation of the clit too.

hope that answers some of your questions.

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kuru
'dancing is the vertical expression of horizontal desire.'
-robert frost

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"There is no hell, just France." - Frank Zappa

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Have a nice day, because monkeys don't.
-< PersonGuy >

kuru- we should try and make the newbie women feel welcome (seeing as their aren't many of us around)

In addition, DKB said that it was more of a female question anyway- I think she was just trying to be helpful.

I don't know anything about multiple orgasms cause I don't think Ive ever had more than one (but one is usually enough) so this topic is not one of my strong suits.

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<<Insert profound thought here>>

someone shows up here and immediately declares their knowledge superior and in their FIRST POST condescends to play 'teacher' to all us kids? no fucking way. that's rude.

reiterate: i will not kiss ass and excuse egocentric and condescending behavior just because "detnet needs more chicks." yeah. we do need more chicks. but not that kind.

btw, i checked out her website. MrsRobinson looks like her only purpose on the internet is to find guys to fuck.

we also don't need 34 year old women who are only online to pick up 18 year old or younger guys to have sex with. that's *BAD* juju.

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kuru
'dancing is the vertical expression of horizontal desire.'
-robert frost

This message has been edited by kuru on May 04, 2001 at 01:23 PM

You are wrong because her post was very much on topic.

quote:

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Originally posted by Blowgoats:
I dunno. It was really hard to get my last gf to cum. But don't get me wrong. It's not that I'm bad. I'm not sure what it was but it was difficult to make her cum. Any reasons why?

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You are right because this chick is a nasty scabby whore and I hope she never comes back.

But if she's looking for young guys to paw over her, she's certainly come to the right place.

kuru -> opens mouth, inserts foot.

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jim
Beauty is in the eye of the Beer Holder
< Brews and Cues >

This message has been edited by jim on May 04, 2001 at 01:40 PM

she's off base in almost *everything* she said, especially the shit about how a guy's technique doesn't matter at all.

if a guy's a bad lay, then he is, and no amount of fantasy will do anything other than help you pass the time till he's finished.

personguy had the best response about that, and it's that with chicks a lot of it is mental. BUT a lot of it also has to do with the fact that chicks need to learn their own bodies and how they like being touched. mentality can keep a chick from orgasming if they're afraid to let go... but it's not like some zen art to sit around and think yourself into wet panties.

getting over insecurity is important, but what "mrs robinsion" said can actually make things *WORSE* for a chick. because if the guy is really, really horrible in the sack and wouldn't know how to get a chick off if she had instructions tattooed on her stomach, a chick who follows the advice on that post will only blame herself for "her" failure. it'll chip away at whatever self esteem she had, and make it *harder* for her to get off later.

the last thing a chick who has difficulty in orgasming needs is a ton of pressure on HER shoulders about how no matter what, it's always HER fault/problem. good sex, and the satisfaction of both partners is the responsibility of BOTH partners. not as mrs. robinson suggests all for the girl to deal with.

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kuru
'dancing is the vertical expression of horizontal desire.'
-robert frost

Personally I didn't find anything offensive about MrsRobinsons post, and if you did then you're taking this stuff waay too seriously.

she's made one post.. One single post and some people have already decided she's a "nasty scabby whore"? That's just rude.

and WTF does her website have to do with anything?

i don't agree with jim very often.. but he's right about the whore part.

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kuru
'dancing is the vertical expression of horizontal desire.'
-robert frost

quote:

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Originally posted by kuru:
actually jim, none of her "advice" would really help Blowgoats at all.

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jim
Beauty is in the eye of the Beer Holder
< Brews and Cues >

quote:

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Originally posted by kuru:
...but he's right about the whore part.

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And the nasty part!

Scabby is debatable, but I'm not willing to find out.

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jim
Beauty is in the eye of the Beer Holder
< Brews and Cues >

I'm not intending to start an argument, but i think we're entirely too unforgiving to newbies here..

quote:

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How old are you?
I'm 33, will be 34 in a couple of weeks.
What is your marital status?
This is complicated. I don't live a 'normal' lifestyle. I am in a committed relationship, but I am polyamorous (literally: many loves). I am only happy when I have more than one person to love. Yes, my primary relationship is not only aware that I am poly, but he usually meets my lovers, it's normal within our lifestyle. Unlike monogamists, poly's have no need to cheat in order to enjoy love and sex with more than one person.
What are you looking for?
A delightful young man or more to fall in love with for a while. Nothing committed or permanent, but very caring and loving while it lasts. No regrets when it ends. And when it's finished, another to take his place.

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Nasty Whore, probably scabby... end of story.

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jim
Beauty is in the eye of the Beer Holder
< Brews and Cues >

I mean really, a person joins this online forum, posts a lengthy argument on the right way for an orgasm and lists as her homepage a place where she talks about enjoying sex with 18-year-olds the most?

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When 1337 hax0rs start impaling each other with swords and typing code with a hook on one hand, then they can modify the term "pirate."

she showed up on a forum where she knows no one, and none of us know her. her first post was about *the* (as if there is only one) right way for females to go about having orgasms, and lists a webpage in her profile in which she advertises for sex with minors, while she's already in a 'committed' relationship.

i realize it's only my opinion, but to me, committed means you're NOT FUCKING AROUND.

she deliberately came to a place in which there are many YOUNG (read: 18 and under) males.

i sincerely DOUBT she's here for any positive reason.

as for her post, it may have been "on topic" but the "info" in it is not in the least bit constructive, and for some chicks who are having difficulty orgasming or having multiple orgasms, could be destructive.

in short, mrs. robinson should go back to the damn rehab center and leave the rest of us alone.

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kuru
'dancing is the vertical expression of horizontal desire.'
-robert frost

but it does seem that to me that we arn't exactly the most welcoming bunch when it comes to new people..

I DOUBT IT.

maybe we aren't being very welcoming... but i guess *that* depends on the quality of the newbie.

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kuru
'dancing is the vertical expression of horizontal desire.'
-robert frost

As he scans the room he sees trampled party hats and an empty punch bowl. Colorful paper cups lay like dead soldiers in a trash can mass grave. Static sputters on the TV, left on channel 4, and twisted NES controller cords are strunge across the floor.

"CRAP! I missed the party!" he shouts in discust as he leaves the room. "Oh well, I'm sure kuru and jim had enough cake for three..."

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Have a nice day, because monkeys don't.
-< PersonGuy >

"People in glass houses shouldn't throw stones" or if you prefer

"Judge not least ye be judged"

I could fucking careless what this woman does in her spare time - if she felt that her post was relevant then it probably was (I think staying on topic is a challenge for most of us to be honest- you don't get a 17 page thread on just pictures you know what I mean?)So I say stop monitoring what people say just because you dont like the fucking lifestyle she lives---that goes for everyone

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<<Insert profound thought here>>

Half of you cheer me on when I rant on things I don't like about kuru. MrsSkank is going to be no different. She fucking disgusts me, and by fucking god I'm going to have my say!!!

If she'd like to come back and have her say, so fucking be it.

That's the way it has, and always will be.

Read about people judging syf0n... Read about me judging kuru... Read about everyone judging me...

Fuck this bitch... I don't give a shit about her child molesting ass...

Honestly I don't give a shit what most of you think. Guess what? That's my opinion... And fuck anyone who says I can't have it.

Before you go saying that we all judged MrsSkank, you better take a looooooooooong look at some of your posts... Because we all know that when push comes to shove, jim fucking comes out swingin'

Now I must go pass out........

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jim
Beauty is in the eye of the Beer Holder
< Brews and Cues >

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<<Insert profound thought here>>

*everybody* makes a first impression. she made hers, and it's a horrible one. i refuse to defend her just because she's a chick and there should be some "good ol' girl" network or sisterhood or any bullshit bogus thing like that.

she came off like a trashy whore, who's probably having sex with minors. not only is that disgusting, it's ILLEGAL. we do NOT need that kind of shit here.

if she wants to explain why she's got a website that screams 'i fuck children' and she shows up here (where there are a lot of guys under 18) and makes ONLY one post about "the right way to orgasm," fine. but until then, my first impression stands.

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kuru
'dancing is the vertical expression of horizontal desire.'
-robert frost

What do you call those women who sell their bodies on street corners? prostitute

Someone who has no job and pan handles on the street? bum

Someone who has a boyfriend, is 34 years old, and advertising to fuck 18 year old boys? A Nasty, Skanky, Scabby, WHORE!

The prosecution rests...

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jim
Beauty is in the eye of the Beer Holder
< Brews and Cues >

This message has been edited by jim on May 04, 2001 at 09:22 PM

So, we develop skills in the performance art known as the female orgasm. I was an Oscar winner, I figured out how to fake the internal muscle contractions, too.

It takes a few years for a woman to free her mind from this sort of conditioning and some women never do. Usually 30 is when things really start to improve, and she's able to achieve orgasm without endless oral stimulation or the crutch of a vibrator.

I've learned a few things on the way from conditioned sexual dysfunction to screaming multiple orgasms.

Ladies,

• An orgasm is not something your partner gives to you, technique doesn't matter. It's something that you give to yourself.
  
• If your head is in the right space, you'll have an orgasm, otherwise, you won't. That's called 'being in the mood'.
  
• You can control your reaction to physical stimulation and keep from reacting at all. That's called 'not being in the mood'.
  
• You can change not being to being by thinking yourself into it.
  
• If your lover turns your mind on, it doesn't matter that he's not particularly adept at the technique of lovemaking.
  
• Fantasizing during sex is what helps you be in the mood.
  
• It is possible to have multiple orgasms without physical stimulation at all, or just from kissing. it's not easy, but you can train your mind and the body will follow.
  
• Find out what turns you on about a man and insist on those qualities in your partners. Do not accept imitations or second best.
  
• Kegel exercises keep you a very tight fit, do them religiously.
  

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To deny our own impulses is to deny that which makes us human.

i mean, thanks dr. ruth for your expert fucking advice (ha ha, i made a pun), but really, since there are mostly males on this forum, you probably missed the mark.

that's ok. give it some time, you'll learn to fit in. as for all the stuff about how it's all due to some sort of conditioning that every chick receives as a kid.... enter the children of the 80s, and girls who grew up watching madonna masturbate on stage.

also, as someone who's just making a first post, you're off to a lot assuming that you need to give the chicks of detnet a how-to guide, assuming that your experience is all the world. and please, keep your internal muscle contractions to yourself.

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kuru
'dancing is the vertical expression of horizontal desire.'
-robert frost

Firstly, we are not generally unfriendly with newbies. We treat people in response to how they have behaved. I remember a recent thread in this forum where uber god Personguy got flamed by some people, and the perpetual kuru vs. jim fight. On the other hand, a lot of newbies do not get flamed but are just accepted as who they are (I can speak for myself - I am a newbie and everyone's been friendly with me so far, but probably that's gonna change after this post...).

Secondly, we surely all agree that people should not be judged upon the first impression they make. But in the case of MrsRobinson, the impression she made, consisting of her post, her webpage and her FAQ, is clearly an impression she WANTED to make as she decided to present herself like this. So, I think she shouldn't wonder if we judge her considering the image she conveys of herself, as long as she doesn't make any other impression.

Thirdly, about MrsRobinson herself. I consider myself a liberal person and I do not mind how people lead their lives, who they sleep with, what they write in their webpage and what advice they like to give - as long as their behaviour does not constitute a hurt or danger to others. If MrsRobinson wants to join out forum: welcome! But she should accord to our rules - and we, and this means mostly the guys under 18, should ask ourselves what her purpose in joining here and advertising herself like this is.

Fourthly, about her advice. I am only a bit older than half her age, and I admit that I sure lack experience and might even need advice. But even with my limited knowledge, I dare say that a good deal of what she said is either wrong or only true for a very limited number of women on this planet. If she is one of them - lucky her, but she shouldn't generalize and give advice to other girls who are not like her, as that advice won't help them but only make them confused and give them an inferiority complex.

And last, about her webpage. I don't mind what is written in there, and the FAQ speaks for itself. And so does that pic of her legs... which btw I'd take out - there's lots of YOUNGER women with PRETTIER legs.

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I can resist everything except Temptation. - Oscar Wilde

quote:

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Originally posted by LiNeY:
I am a newbie and everyone's been friendly with me so far

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Ahhh... we love yah, LiNeY!

(/me hits on a chick)
But I like REALLY like fire_502! She rules! kuru CLAIMS that she's not girly, but I didn't even KNOW that fire was a chick for a LOOOOOOONG time!

Hehe, seriously though, whenever I read one ever her posts she always seems to be my type!
(/me makes kissy faces at fire)

Ok, ok, SERIOUSLY though... I think we'd make a good couple, fire! Waddayasay!?

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Have a nice day, because monkeys don't.
-< PersonGuy >

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When 1337 hax0rs start impaling each other with swords and typing code with a hook on one hand, then they can modify the term "pirate."

she deliberately puts herself forward as a nearly middle aged woman who screws around with, and screws, kids. i'm a fairly live and let live person, until someone takes advantage of a kid. i want none of my own, but it still disgusts me to see anyone take advantage of them.

this has all been hashed over before, so now i'm done repeating myself. but as for this, i doubt that your defense of the skank has as much to do with her as it does with me.

i notice you're not railing jim about this at all.

and no, i don't think i'm being the forum nazi, nor do i think someone has to be the 'protector' of all the younger guys here. if that was the case, i'd have flat out asked cr0bar to remove her. i'm sure they're intelligent enough to see her ruse coming a mile away. the guys here are a hell of a lot smarter than one cheap little internet whore.

the detnet guys are perfectly capable of taking care of themselves. just don't think that means i won't call a whore a whore.

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kuru
'dancing is the vertical expression of horizontal desire.'
-robert frost

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<<Insert profound thought here>>

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<<Insert profound thought here>>

i just find it pretty interesting that she's practically a pedophile, and being defended. if she were a guy, looking for underage girls, i doubt *anybody* would be defending her.

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kuru
'dancing is the vertical expression of horizontal desire.'
-robert frost

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"Me fail English? That's unpossible!"
- Ralph Whigham

quote:

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Originally posted by kuru:
she can express anything she wants to, but don't expect that i'll keep my responses to myself.

i just find it pretty interesting that she's practically a pedophile, and being defended. if she were a guy, looking for underage girls, i doubt *anybody* would be defending her.

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Telnet - Reach out and finger someone

so either get used to hearing it, or take your own advice and don't read it.

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kuru
'dancing is the vertical expression of horizontal desire.'
-robert frost

quote:

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Originally posted by kuru:
dysorderia, this chick is trash and trouble. there's no reason for me to *not* say so.

so either get used to hearing it, or take your own advice and don't read it.

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She does say this:

quote:

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What is your marital status?

This is complicated. I don't live a 'normal' lifestyle. I am in a committed relationship, but I am polyamorous (literally: many loves). I am only happy when I have more than one person to love. Yes, my primary relationship is not only aware that I am poly, but he usually meets my lovers, it's normal within our lifestyle. Unlike monogamists, poly's have no need to cheat in order to enjoy love and sex with more than one person

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quote:

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Can I meet you for casual sex?

No, you can't. I don't do casual sex. I have to protect the health of all of my partners, and I do that by being very selective about who those partners are. And by practicing safer sex.

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Rock.
Kuru.
Hard Place.

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Telnet - Reach out and finger someone

This message has been edited by Dysorderia on May 06, 2001 at 07:18 PM

What a new concept.

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jim
Beauty is in the eye of the Beer Holder
< Brews and Cues >

if i gave you a dollar, would you buy a clue?

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kuru
'dancing is the vertical expression of horizontal desire.'
-robert frost

quote:

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Crazy Gameshow Guy in Robocop

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Id buy that for a dollar!!!!

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All that I know there was no God for me
Force that shatters all, absence of mortality

This message has been edited by Greasemonk on May 07, 2001 at 04:35 AM

>>whore (hôr, hr)
>>n.

>>A prostitute.
>>A person considered sexually promiscuous.
>>A person considered as having compromised principles for personal gain.

Last time I checked, a whore was PAID for sex.

But of course, the Detnetters are *special* so they redefined "whore" to this definition:
A newbie who happens to have matured out of their teens, and therefore is a total Lam0r in every respect including sexual experience.

Here are my two cents on this little situation:

You all look totally pathetic for flaming a newbie out of existance when she decided to post her opinion on this topic, which happens to be named "multiple orgasms"

Sidenote: there is no mention of the word "male" in the topic title

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Telnet - Reach out and finger someone

Hrm, yep Dysorderia fits all of those

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When my flying days are over, and my death has come to pass
I hope they bury me upside down, so the whole damn world can kiss my ass

1. an offensive term for a woman thought by others to be sexually promiscuous
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Is that better?

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jim
Beauty is in the eye of the Beer Holder
< Brews and Cues >

I think you are trying to get some from here... Yeah, that's it... Dysorderia wants to get some of that disease spreading whore pussy...

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jim
Beauty is in the eye of the Beer Holder
< Brews and Cues >

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When my flying days are over, and my death has come to pass
I hope they bury me upside down, so the whole damn world can kiss my ass

quote:

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Originally posted by Greasemonk:
Id buy that for a dollar!!!!

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Actually, that's what the host of Smash TV says when you enter Mutoid Man's room.

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"The only thread about ME likened me to poo shaped mummy."
"Have a nice day, because monkeys don't."
-< PersonGuy >

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When 1337 hax0rs start impaling each other with swords and typing code with a hook on one hand, then they can modify the term "pirate."

no wonder he's so quick to defend her.

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kuru
'dancing is the vertical expression of horizontal desire.'
-robert frost

quote:

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Originally posted by PersonGuy:
Smash TV

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BIG money
BIG prizes
I LOVE IT!

Also:
BIG whore
BIG slut
GET BACK TO JAIL!

first off mrs robinson fuck off! i hate agony aunt type people like how some people hate clowns you just bug me. dont care if your a newbie or whatever i aint gonna miss you if you dont come back.

COULD this topic have got ANYMORE off topic as usual!

well i didnt bother readin most of the second page cos it seems that even though i distinctly wrote that this shouldnt end up turning into another kuru slagging match.... oh look it did. you can disagree with eachother but jim why the fuck do you always have to insult her EVEN when you're agreeing with her its not like we DONT know you hate her.

you know what fuck all of you i've had enough of what most of this site has turned into a pile of fucking crap where everyone takes everything WAAAY too seriously ... just bollox to the lot of ya!

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Homer as Krusty episode:

lil kid: STOP IT STOP IT he's already dead!

This message has been edited by Dark Knight Bob on May 08, 2001 at 03:48 PM

quote:

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Originally posted by Dark Knight Bob:
well i didnt bother readin most of the second page cos it seems that even though i distinctly wrote that this shouldnt end up turning into another kuru slagging match.... oh look it did. you can disagree with eachother but jim why the fuck do you always have to insult her EVEN when you're agreeing with her its not like we DONT know you hate her.

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What the fuck are you talking about? I didn't say anything to kuru....

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jim
Beauty is in the eye of the Beer Holder
< Brews and Cues >

quote:

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Originally posted by askheaves:
BIG money
BIG prizes
I LOVE IT!

Also:
BIG whore
BIG slut
GET BACK TO JAIL!

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Yikes chill out with the jail part, next we will see pics of a Rebel flag and guys dressed up as ghosts with pointy hats.

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All that I know there was no God for me
Force that shatters all, absence of mortality

i agree with him in his opinion of the skanky child molester.

that's pretty much all.

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kuru
'dancing is the vertical expression of horizontal desire.'
-robert frost

Its true then
Skanks bring people together.

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<<Insert profound thought here>>

This thread just simply proves that I don't seek out reasons to down kuru. If I disagree, or feel she (or anyone for that matter) is out of line, I just don't hesitate to point it out.

I'm sure she'll piss me off again sometime in the future. Hopefully no time soon.

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jim
Beauty is in the eye of the Beer Holder
< Brews and Cues >

i still think peace is possible.

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kuru
'dancing is the vertical expression of horizontal desire.'
-robert frost

quote:

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Originally posted by kuru:
*shrug*

i still think peace is possible.

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Jim, Kuru.. Not to play mediator or anything.. ok, fine, i wanna play mediator... Why not just be critical to her, but not harsh? Don't say her opinions are wrong, cause they aren't.. they are opinions... Same for you kuru.. I try not to pay attention to the fighting you two do, but its all over and with all due respect, its kinda childish at times...

Good luck to the both of you

SLATE

<< INSERT REAL TOPIC HERE >>

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"A woman is always buying something" - Ovid (43? B.C. - 18 A.D.)

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None of my fucking base are belong to you.

quote:

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Originally posted by kuru:
for once actually, jim didn't say anything to me or anything about me...

i agree with him in his opinion...

that's pretty much all.

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You know how long it takes me to get the fires going again when you guys make it freeze over down here! Its like a 2 day job!

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Fucknuggets flamed while you wait.< TeamWolfguard.com >
< Robot Conflict >

Something about pigs flying off the farms.

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jim
Beauty is in the eye of the Beer Holder
< Brews and Cues >

[lock stock]chill winston[/lock stock]

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Homer as Krusty episode:

lil kid: STOP IT STOP IT he's already dead!

tut tut.

--directhex

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The master has no need for money. And yet he sits and counts it. As a meditation.
-The Book of Cataclysm

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I swear to god the combined IQ of these forums (not including the ladies) must be less than the cost of a used 85 honda civic with severe rear damage...
-- Kamilion

quote:

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Originally posted by Observer:
Ah, Smash TV! TWO JOYSTICKS RULE!

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TOTAL CARNAGE 0wnz j00.

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Radio Dj: so now that your not on saturday night live what are you gonna do?

Jim Bruer: I dont know.. fight mexicans or something.

FUHAOHB2IPDEFCIPUDQNFQFYLOEGOGB

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"OH GGOD!!! NOT THE HYLIGHTER AGAIN!!! GO AWAY YOU LITTLE PEANUT HEDGEHOG!!!"
"The only thread about ME likened me to poo shaped mummy."
"Have a nice day, because monkeys don't."
-< PersonGuy >

quote:

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Originally posted by Chrissy:
Ive never had more than one orgasm in any given sexual encounter (poor me) however women do have less recovery time then men do so we are up and ready to go a few minutes after. I tend to like to sleep after so- I dont really count for most women. My ex bf could do multiple orgasms and I saw this kid cum about 5 times in like an hour period (that was even when we were having sex not just fooling around) so it is possible for men to have them (I still dont know how he did it)I was always the one who wanted to go to bed and have something to eat while he was the one who wanted more sex and to cuddle after (bleh)(figure that one out)
It reminds me of this bad joke though

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WOW!!! Chrissy...you are THE first chick that I have come across who is the same way I am. I don't want to cuddle, or talk, or anything but sleep after a good romp and like you, occasionally eat (but eating is my favorite past time anyway so...). I would love to figure out a way to pull off the multiple orgasm thing as well but I guess I'm just too unmotivated to keep up the "work." oh well...I guess it's my loss huh?

Peace won't exist between Kuru and Jim until they both realize that

a. they're both loudmouths,
and
b. they both need to calm the fuck down.

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Fucknuggets flamed while you wait.< TeamWolfguard.com >
< Robot Conflict >

quote:

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Originally posted by Wolfguard:
And someone needs to wake the fuck up and look at the 2 month old dates on those posts

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hahahaha
Perhaps thats why he's remembering it? Damned dates always get ya!

p.s. w00t 3rd page

quote:

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Originally posted by kuru:
so how does this relate to DARKKNIGHTBOB who is a MALE and just wanted to know what mulitple orgasms are?

i mean, thanks dr. ruth for your expert fucking advice (ha ha, i made a pun), but really, since there are mostly males on this forum, you probably missed the mark.

that's ok. give it some time, you'll learn to fit in. as for all the stuff about how it's all due to some sort of conditioning that every chick receives as a kid.... enter the children of the 80s, and girls who grew up watching madonna masturbate on stage.

also, as someone who's just making a first post, you're off to a lot assuming that you need to give the chicks of detnet a how-to guide, assuming that your experience is all the world. and please, keep your internal muscle contractions to yourself.

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *gasp* HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
I think I just had an orgasm from that power trip!