Forum: Sex
Topic: The PAIN!!!
started by: caseman984
Posted by caseman984 on Sep. 24 2000,22:02
Ay yo, I got a little problem..well it's not really mine but my GFs, whenever she has sex, she says it hurts like a bitch...of course shes had sex a total of 3 times.. anyone have any advice on helping that out, so I can get down and dirty? ;-)much thnx ~Caseman ------------------
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Posted by floyd on Sep. 24 2000,22:03
Goddamn, dude! Double up on the foreplay! Like, eat her out 'til the cows come home, use your fingers, whatever. You won't regret it, considering she'll just be a little easier ridin', if ya catch my drift.
Posted by Bozeman on Sep. 24 2000,22:23
What kind of pain is it? Stretching? Burn due to friction? (i.e. no lubricant) You will probably recieve bettter advice if you specify how things are going wrong.
Posted by caseman984 on Sep. 24 2000,22:26
alrighty.. just a sec.. lemme get my girlie, hehe  ------------------
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Posted by Kari p00h on Sep. 24 2000,22:27
The pain is Stretching.. I guess.. it hurts like a bitch.. And I cried afterwords so.. it wasnt a very pleasant experience.------------------
Kari p00h
*GF of Caseman984*
Posted by floyd on Sep. 24 2000,23:57
See my post above for the solution. 
Posted by Evil_Monkey on Sep. 25 2000,01:48
You must be hung like a donkey. Either that or your girlfriend is tighter then a squirrels ass.(I just had to make those comparisons  )
Posted by PersonGuy on Sep. 25 2000,04:44
Sorry, caseman, but I don't think I can help...------------------
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Posted by caseman984 on Sep. 25 2000,09:06
quote:
Originally posted by Evil_Monkey:
You must be hung like a donkey. Either that or your girlfriend is tighter then a squirrels ass.(I just had to make those comparisons )
first one ------------------
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Posted by Evil_Monkey on Sep. 25 2000,12:16
teeheehee... I'm hung like a small dog.
Posted by Wolfguard on Sep. 25 2000,14:12
im hung like a baby.
9 lbs, 21"
Sorry, had to go there. ------------------
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Posted by Lordbrandon on Sep. 25 2000,17:44
relax and start out slow then youll eventualy get used to it
Posted by damien_s_lucifer on Sep. 25 2000,21:30
okay, let's get clinical... the holy hole is not just a tube o' skin. There's muscles around that thing, and those are stretching out and being used in ways they never have before. The key is LOTS of foreplay, and we're not talking a few minutes and then hop in & do the deed... you'll have to pretty much just stick to fingers & not "do it" for awhile (like every day for a couple weeks). She can stretch herself out if she ain't lucky enough to have you around all the time. That will stretch out the muscles and get her comfortable enough to be able to relax them so when your big ol' horsey dick goes in, they don't feel like they're being ripped in half... hope this helps.
Posted by kuru on Sep. 26 2000,05:18
do more foreplay. lots more. use your fingers. a lot. and fer gods sake make sure she's totally ready before you shove it in. make her cum once or twice before you get down to intercourse... orgasms loosen things up. ------------------
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Posted by [SBD]Ogre on Oct. 01 2000,22:38
Orgasms l00b things up a bit too.
Posted by Rhydant on Oct. 02 2000,12:50
*blink*uh... did i have something to say on this thread? i guess not. oh yeah. now i rememeber! caseman- yer not married, why the hell are you having sex? Abstinence is the way to go! mnwahhaha, just kidding. well, if al that foreplay doesnt help, maybe she should join a yoga class to get more... flexable ------------------
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