Meaningful relationships only, no one nighters (sorry ladies ;P). WILL SHAVE IF MUTUAL!

Pics at < http://www.httpcity.com/evilmonkey/pics/ >

cuz I'm there.

haha j/k

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aventari
"A witty saying proves nothing." --Voltaire

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People ask me to fix their computer. I do in 5 seconds.
They say "You think your good don't you".
I say "I know I'm good". People always ask stupid questions.

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Originally posted by Evil_Monkey:
I AM 17. I AM a computer nerd. And I DO look like I'm 14. And that IS a curse.

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It's cool bro. When you get into your twenties you'll be a hottie. When I was 17 I looked like I was thirteen. Now I'm 26 and get this- all the dudes who were the hotties in high school are already going bald and getting grey hair and getting fat and wondering where their good looks went. Most of them are either married or about to be married and their relationships SUCK.

I, on the other hand, have hot girlies crawling all over me. Mid-twentysomething girlies are far superior to teenage girlies; they've lost most of their weird hangups and stupid behavior and are far more enjoyable to get it on with. And they've finally figured out that nice guys rule and assholes suck. So I get tons o' appreciation.

Oh yeah, I also got to screw a married chick... well, they were separated and dating other people, but there was something very rewarding about doing some asshole's WIFE, esp. since was 24 and in her prime

In other words there IS a promised land!!! Hallelujiah!

sorry to break your hearts guys, but becoming a 20something doesn't turn a chick into a total slut... most of us have standards that go at least a little beyond thinking they deserve props for 'screwing a married chick'.

oh yeah, and any dude who advertises his conquests on a bb doesn't qualify as 'nice guy'material.

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kuru
'if your children ever found out how lame you are, they'd kill you in your sleep.' -frank zappa

This message has been edited by kuru on September 27, 2000 at 11:06 AM

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Originally posted by damien_s_lucifer:
And they've finally figured out that nice guys rule and assholes suck. So I get tons o' appreciation.

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This is information that I was not privy to until now... I didn't think they ever lost that fetish. Thank goodness I stuck to the nice guy routine instead of turning into a buttmunch.

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Originally posted by kuru:
the problem with being a 20something chick is guys like damien_s_lucifer and their 'i wanna bang you' attitudes.

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er, the problem with being a 20something GUY is that certain 20something GIRLS assume that because you're trying to give a cool guy like Evil_Monkey some hope, you must have an "i wanna bang you" attitude.

Give me a break. I was a total computer geek once and the chicks that would stoop to talk to me would end up saying "you're like a brother to me." Now a lot of girls want me, for the same reasons that they used to think of me as "a brother." That doesn't mean they're sluts, or that I have an "I wanna bang you" attitude. It means I'm a nice guy who's reasonably good looking, and for once I get to have some choice in the women I date.

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sorry to break your hearts guys, but becoming a 20something doesn't turn a chick into a total slut... most of us have standards that go at least a little beyond thinking they deserve props for 'screwing a married chick'.

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duh. As if I'd ever tell some chick I was interested in that I screwed a married chick. I didn't even know she was still married until we'd been dating a couple months. When she told me I was stoked because I'd watched all these assholes treat their women like shit, and I always secretly wondered if I had to be an asshole if I wanted to be with a woman. Well, that time, Nice Guy got his revenge!

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Oh yeah, and any dude who advertises his conquests on a bb doesn't qualify as 'nice guy'material.

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Um, ONE LITTLE STORY doesn't mean I'm advertising my conquests.

Okay. Men. Watch out for women like Kuru. When you figure out that you ARE a cool guy, and in fact far cooler than most men because you don't measure your worth by how many chicks you've banged, you'll gain confidence. Women like Kuru will call you things like "POMPOUS" and "ARROGANT" etc. and place you in the same class as the guys you hate because they think that Nice Guy = guy who doesn't think for himself. They'll look down their nose at any chick you date & think "that girl must have no self-respect." Etc.

Ignore them.

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Okay. Men. Watch out for women like Kuru. When you figure out that you ARE a cool guy, and in fact far cooler than most men because you don't measure your worth by how many chicks you've banged, you'll gain confidence. Women like Kuru will call you things like "POMPOUS" and "ARROGANT" etc. and place you in the same class as the guys you hate because they think that Nice Guy = guy who doesn't think for himself. They'll look down their nose at any chick you date & think "that girl must have no self-respect." Etc.

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LOL! Hey, kuru isn't so bad. She picks on me all the time. I don't care. I think it's funny.

Just let go man!

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jim
Beauty is in the eye of the Beer Holder
< Brews and Cues >

i don't now and probably never will consider you a 'nice guy' due to most of your posts all over this bb. it's either 'drugs are cool' or 'i banged a married chick' and very little that has shown any sort of depth. as for what women like kuru consider pompous, statements like "I, on the other hand, have hot girlies crawling all over me", "Oh yeah, I also got to screw a married chick... " and "there was something very rewarding about doing some asshole's WIFE, esp. since was 24 and in her prime" don't do a damned thing to make you look like a nice guy.

go ahead and pick apart my posts damien, but a 'nice guy' ISN'T the kind of guy who sits around on a bb patting himself on the back for how he can bag chicks, and your post DOES say that.

whether you meant it that way or not, that's what you said. you didn't mention that you had a relationship with a really cool 24 y/o woman.. you said you banged some guy's wife. see the difference there?

the truth is, women like kuru want a genuinely nice guy...not some two-faced asshole who thinks that being a good guy means acting like one only when he's in front of a girl he's tryin to hook up with.

"duh. As if I'd ever tell some chick I was interested in that I screwed a married chick" an actual nice guy, damien, wouldn't have bragged about it anywhere, not just kept it to himself in front of a chick whose pants he was tryin to get into.

nice guys, the kind chicks like me still hope are out there, want meaningful relationships, intelligent conversations, and won't turn around and refer to us behind our backs with a phrase so respectful and endearing as "some asshole's WIFE."

shit like that is what makes us ever less trusting when we do meet a real nice guy... because there are so damn many good actors out there. luckily women can usually tell the difference, and guys like evil_monkey look really damn good to us.

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kuru
'if your children ever found out how lame you are, they'd kill you in your sleep.' -frank zappa

Seriously! I haven't had sex with a whore! So know need to bash Jim.

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jim
Beauty is in the eye of the Beer Holder
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kuru
'if your children ever found out how lame you are, they'd kill you in your sleep.' -frank zappa

And the 24 y/o who was some dude's WIFE was cool at first, but in the end she turned out to be a real bitch. So I don't feel the need to lie and say "really cool 24 y/o" when I don't think she's cool.

Drugs DO rule. I meant what I said.

And consider the possibility that I was trying to give evil_monkey some hope. My writing reflected that.

And somehow I think you have a very different notion of "maturity" than I do.

reminds me a lot of the guy at the bar who calls the girl who won't go home with him a 'dyke.' if she wants something different than you, insult her. mature move there.

you've figured me all kinds of wrong, damien. especially since you have to label me domineering and shallow simply for disagreeing with you. yeah, we do have different definitions of maturity... but that's the only thing you got right. i don't want a pussy-whipped slave, no matter how much you try to paint it that way.

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kuru
'if your children ever found out how lame you are, they'd kill you in your sleep.' -frank zappa

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Originally posted by kuru:
damien, you don't know the first thing about what i want.

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And you don't know the first thing about me either, and you are busy speculating on whether or not I am a "nice guy."

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reminds me a lot of the guy at the bar who calls the girl who won't go home with him a 'dyke.' if she wants something different than you, insult her. mature move there.

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That guy is an idiot, but he sure as hell ain't me. I'm the guy who grins when that motherfucker gets the slap he so richly deserves. Quite frankly us "nice guys" let the assholes have far too much power because we don't speak up when we should.

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you've figured me all kinds of wrong, damien. especially since you have to label me domineering and shallow simply for disagreeing with you.

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er, reading back thru my posts I don't see where I used either of those labels. I also don't see where I made any comment on what I thought your maturity level was, or whether or not you act differently around some guy you want to bang you, or anything like that.

I did use you as an example of something that evil_monkey should look out for. There are plenty of women out there who will try and tell him he's an asshole if he ever dares to stick up for himself, or relishes the good things in life. Maybe in real life you're different than the way you come of in your posts, but quite frankly you are AWFULLY critical.

Then again, if you weren't I wouldn't have anyone to argue with. Arguing kicks ass. So I guess I like you. Sort of.

are you looking for someone to love on this BB? If not, then who gives a shit what people say...take a chill pill.

regards, reman

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People ask me to fix their computer. I do in 5 seconds.
They say "You think your good don't you".
I say "I know I'm good". People always ask stupid questions.

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Originally posted by Evil_Monkey:
I'm just lonely and tired of it.

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evil_monkey, being loney sucks. I feel for you, bro. BUT- and this is VERY VERY IMPORTANT- don't let being lonely rule your life. It's very easy to get trapped into a bad relationship that you're afraid to leave because you're afraid of being lonely. Being single is FAR superior to being in a relationship with someone who spends a good deal of their time pointing out all your flaws and saying "if you loved me, you'd (insert ridiculous demand here.)"

You seem like a genuinely good guy, so you probably won't always going to see how downright mean some women are because you're going to be looking for the good things in them. There are good things in everyone, but in some people the bad far outweighs the good.

This is the voice of experience talking... no, Kuru, I ain't talking about you.

as far as things go, damien, i don't know you any better than you know me. and i wouldn't have taken so much issue with you if it hadn't been for bein told what i want.

i'm not lookin for love here... i'm not lookin for love at all. it's been my experience that love finds you when the time is right.

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kuru
'if your children ever found out how lame you are, they'd kill you in your sleep.' -frank zappa

dude, and that looking younger than you are is a pain in the ass until you start actually getting older and then it becomes a compliment.

i think maybe it's all that emphasis on being youthful that now any time i get carded it's like an ego boost.

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kuru
'if your children ever found out how lame you are, they'd kill you in your sleep.' -frank zappa

Shit, I'm 21...I tell ya, after turning 21, everything sucks. All the benefits of growing up are lost, and now I'm starting to feel old. When I go to Vegas, I actually hope I get carded...it makes me feel cool again.

i'm 22

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kuru
'if your children ever found out how lame you are, they'd kill you in your sleep.' -frank zappa

And yes kuru, there was a thread like this.

I love being 25, especially with the insurance break I got!!!

I remember turning 21 and hoping to be carded, but that passes real damn quick!!

Matter of fact, I usually WON'T hang out with people under 21 just becuase it's such a hassle.

"Let's go to Fast Freddy's..... oh wait, you can't get in... Well let's go to... no wait, you can't go there either.... Well I guess we could alway go see an R rated movie....???"

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jim
Beauty is in the eye of the Beer Holder
< Brews and Cues >

for a while i was like 'fuck, i gotta dig out my license again'... now i'm like 'really? i look that young? thanks!'

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kuru
'if your children ever found out how lame you are, they'd kill you in your sleep.' -frank zappa

Eh people?
???

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-- incubus
As I chase the leaves like the words I never find ...

I've been able to buy lottery tickets for 4 years now, but I don't think I've bought one yet... go figure.

I've been able to buy beer for over a year now, and I have almost every day... go figure.

i had the good fortune of living in a college town, with many male college aged bouncers who accepted a nice set of boobs as a valid ID.

now, i try to look younger than i am..... tryin to slow down that aging process. then again, i guess you're only ever as old as you feel.

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kuru
'if your children ever found out how lame you are, they'd kill you in your sleep.' -frank zappa

And it's called: Yen - "Stop it you Horny Monkey Bastard" It'll be posted on my mp3.com site (http://www.mp3.com/yen) as soon as possible. It's just a little experiment thing.

heh oh well, just trying to get back on topic.

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I love Kari p00h! :)

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Originally posted by kuru:

i had the good fortune of living in a college town, with many male college aged bouncers who accepted a nice set of boobs as a valid ID.

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i live in a college town too, but i don't think (i hope not anyway) my boobs will get me by the bouncers.

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then again, i guess you're only ever as old as you feel.

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if that were only true for intelligence

virgin computer nerd, seeking 31337 gurlie for lovin. Enjoys computers, sex

Virgin? Ejnoys sex? That's like saying "I love space travel"!!! ;-)

Ogre

as far as the double standard not existing anymore.. it still does. evidence? it's in several of the threads on this forum.

welcome aboard.

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kuru
'if your children ever found out how lame you are, they'd kill you in your sleep.' -frank zappa