What's your sign? Hope it's not psychotic.

That's quite a healthy set of toes you've got there, lady.

My arm, your soul and a whole lotta spanking.

Would you like to dance, or should I go do myself?

Do you have a sister who isn't so so fucking hairy on the backside?

One hour with me, doll face, and you'll become a horny adolescent.

I'll think about you when I bone-release my nuts tonight.

Oh, wait, that worked once...

You just need to be spanked.

Wait, that worked too...

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Nuke em' till they glow and shoot em’ in the dark and let the computer sort em' out.
Then wait for a mutation…

YOU: "It's 'yeild', right?"
HER: "What?"
YOU: "I was trying to guess your sign."

"I've just gotten a government grant for a 4 hour expedition to find your G-spot."

For more, check < www.textfiles.com. >

I lost my phone number, can I have yours?

If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

'W0w, baby, if I was at the Bareky right now, all I'd buy is your hot ass pie.'

'do you have a mirron in your pocket? i can see myself in your pants.'

'your dress would mwatch nice with my bed spread.'

'are you tired? youve been running through my mind all day.'

ive got more, but my hands hurt

lol, no pun intended

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'hi, wanna fuck?' works if we ask it, and 'get the hell away from me or i'll call the cops' works if dudes get annoying.

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kuru
'if your children ever found out how lame you are, they'd kill you in your sleep.' -frank zappa

lick your finger, touch her shirt then yours. "Whaddya say we go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes?"

i saw this one in american wearwolf in paris.
works every time;

sniff the girls butt then she will say "American?" then you guys will get it on

"do you want the dick?"

"Wanna get a pizza and fuck?" wait until she starts to respond and then cut her off with "whats the matter, you dont like pizza?

Nice shoes... wanna fuck?

Casey Dolan (Very, Very nice south african model) contributed this one as the best she'd ever heard...

Guy walks up to her, places his hands either side of his equipment in a "Here it is" pose, and then asks: "Is it going to suck itself?"

She refused to tell whether the guy got lucky.

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Vi Forever! (or at least till you figure out how to quit..

Can I smell your feet? No? Must be your pussy?

My mate wants to know if you think I'm cute.

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Do you like Metal? Electronic? Ambient? I do all of them, and more :)
< http://www.mp3.com/fatbitch >

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<P:\>erson\Guy.exe -PersonGuy *pERSONgUY.cfg
< http://www.personguy.com >

Mooooooooo

I have been watching you for 3 years and finaly have the nerve to talk to you.

Hi, im your next fulltime stalker.

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Nuke em' till they glow and shoot em’ in the dark and let the computer sort em' out.
Then wait for a mutation…

quote:

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Originally posted by kuru:
i like bein a chick...pickup lines become totally unnecessary..

'hi, wanna fuck?' works if we ask it, and 'get the hell away from me or i'll call the cops' works if dudes get annoying.

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If the world were perfect would we be happy?

"If your left leg was Christmas, and your right leg was New Year's, can I come up between the holidays?"

"That dress would look awfully nice on my bedroom floor"

"Wanna fuck like bunnies?"

"This is your lucky day, because I just happen to be single."

"I'd look good on you."

"I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good."

"Nice tits. Mind if I feel them?"

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"You got so much of this fuzzy math, I'm beginning to believe not only you invented the internet, you invented the calculator too." George W. Bush to Al Gore, Presidential Debate, 2000

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