Topic: Its kinda like an ongoing story, but...err...different
started by: porn_dealer
1) Post a verse following these rules:
a. it has to rhyme...mostly
b. it has to be sexu-mal or something like that
...i have too much free time.
Todays song is "Ganesh, the Hindu god".
Oh yeah, you have to start each verse out with "Ganesh!" as shown below in the example
Ill get the ball rolling with a few verses:
"Ganesh! He likes to beat his meat!
And when he does! He always gets cum all over his feet!
Hes one part elephant and one gay!
But that aint relevant cause he'll stick you anyway!
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Ganesh! He rides a red motorbike!
So he can get groped! By old bikers named Mike!
Hes souped up his Harley so it goes real fast,
When he puts the pedal to the metal the seat goes up his ass!"
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no need viagra, he'll turn his wang into stone.
His pimp stick looks like Merlins wand,
likes to cure his herpes with gold bond.
He shaves with style but not with class...
He yanks his down his spiffy trowsers,
And makes his bitch do it. YOWSERS!
he does it well, like an old, hindu god!
he goes in the corner and he masturbates away,
but it hurts him cause his dick is made of clay!
When he ran out of tissues,
And he ran out of cloth...
He heard some footsteps down the hall,
And a knock on the door...
He tried to wipe his wang on the carpeted floor!
The door was halfway open!
He was runnin' out of choices,
So he started to yell
In the loudest of voices:
"Get the fuck out, mum!
I'm trying to come!
Have some respect for your son!
I'm almost done!"
His mom ran in and tore off her pants...
Then she started to scream
And she started to rant:
I know you're not bent--
Your pants are a tent!
So let me slob on your knob
Like the corn on the cob
We had for dinner last night--
DAMN I'm tight!
Ride me right!
All night!
Low ride me!
Satisfy me!
Just shut up, stop talkin smack--
Stick your dick between by ass crack!
Shove it in!
Don't worry 'bout sin!
We ain't Christian:
We's Indian!!!!!
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syf0n
resident genius
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[This message has been edited by syf0n (edited September 13, 2000).]
...and he'll suck your nips, until one of them leaks!
According to him Vishnu is the best,
but he doesn't know that he has manley PMS!
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Ganesh! He'll stick you with a broom!
When you drop the soap, in the shower room!
He'll squeez your cheeks until their red,
then he'll turn you over and give you head!
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Ganesh, it's men he likes to molest!
And when you're locked in his bedroom, you're screwed like the rest!
He'll rape you in the ass with a rubber canoe,
then he'll seal your cheeks together with a tube of super glue!
and then he'll use, his ass as a clamp
he'll squeeze you until you turna crimson red,
until you say you'll sleep with him in bed!
He'll spank you like a whore,
He'll blow you like a whistle!
Ganesh! He clicks on banner ads
for slutty teenage boys and girls who fuck their dads!
humps the ass while drinking beer
likes to watch you in the shower,
soon his pants conceal a tower
when it's unleashed you'd better run
or Ganesh wants to have some fun.
Some say Ganesh was abused
other's say he is confused
either way I gotta say
I'd rather that he stay away.
Or find some interest in his wife
so I can get on with my life.
Ganesh!,, he'll cum in you mouth, and in your eye
He'll use four hands to grab your hips,
whips out his wang and in your butt it dips,
with his trunk he gives you reach around,
your face in a pillow your shoulders on the ground.
Ganesh Ganesh lonely Ganesh
he has less real friends than ugly john tesh
woe is the life of this hindu god,
he acts real smooth but its only a fruad
listlessly he wanders from day to day
only stopping a moulment for a roll in the hay
He wonders: am i straight or am i gay,
why does life have to be this way.
sleeping around from june till may
he knows not weather to go or weather to stay:
"so confusing is this stressful life,
so full of torment, conflict and strife.
I wonder if i should end it all
rotting my liver with alchohol"
"what's it all mean! this hot mindless lovin'?
I'll end it all now with my head in an oven!"
"How long can I wait for true love to arive
nobody cares weather im dead or alive!"
Then just then, right out of the sky
Something brought wood to his pants and a tear to his eye,
he felt as if he could start to fly!
he'd had two rails of crank but it was'nt the high.
He thanked the heavens and the stars above
at last oh Joy He's found his true love!
He knew he'd be cummin from floor to celin'
gallons of streamin' HOT hindu semen.
hed rightiously fill their tour bus with steam!
IT WAS THE ROMANIAN WOMENS OLYMPIC GYMNASTIC TEAM!!!!!
With his cock in your mouth and a hand down your pants!
Ganesh, Ganesh, the hindu god,
Ganesh, Ganesh, he's "permi-hawd"
Ganesh, Ganesh, he's cute as a kitten,
He blows like Bush and screws like that Clinton!
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"It's not peer pressure, its just your turn." - Unknown
oh damn, what a fraud!
he steals your money, he steals your food
hes big and fat and really rude
he doesnt care what he does
as long as it has some fuzz
he'll fuck anything under the sun
thats right, even lordbranDON
Ganesh, Ganesh, hes our man
he can fly, just like Pan!
he is oogly, yeah its true
his grip is tight, hes penis is blue!
mwahahahahaaa
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UT 0wnz j00 all!
Devour your libido and rape jesus.
theese posts are flowin like crabs offa ho
oh is that the most? Well my heven no!
to some other posters will that credit go
kuru sithee hellraiser, you know their names
posting like madmen, their keyboards in flames
(ok now the rest is a eminem style rap)
post to fourty threads in 3 seconds, dont evean faze em
wile the rest of us sitin here grazen on raisens
readin about the sex habbits of crazy ass asians
look at me, listen, im tellin you its amazin
when do they find time to go to hard ocp
call their friends, take a shower and watch tv like me
do they go out, drive around in cars, go to bars, take trips to mars?
do they find time to lie on their backs to take a look at the stars?
or do they stay home, stay here, and keep their pee in jars.
he'll pull on your pubes and lick on your flesh
he'll plug up your butt when he starts in a rutt
smack on your ass like a old dirty slut
ganesh!
also, it looks like the rapping has stopped anyways. or rhyming, whatever it is, or was.
quote:
Originally posted by Lordbrandon:
you just wish you could rap like me : P
I stand by my aforementioned contention.
Besides, you're the one that posted a completely off-topic rap as if you hadn't read any of the previous posts. Did you, or do you just sort of lunge aimlessly at your computer through the haze of your blurry vision until you manage to get a posting form on the BBS?
And, Cr0, hehe, your just so cool.
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