Forum: Sex
Topic: Its kinda like an ongoing story, but...err...different
started by: porn_dealer

Posted by porn_dealer on Sep. 12 2000,00:29
Ok, heres what ya do:
1) Post a verse following these rules:
a. it has to rhyme...mostly
b. it has to be sexu-mal or something like that

...i have too much free time.

Todays song is "Ganesh, the Hindu god".

Oh yeah, you have to start each verse out with "Ganesh!" as shown below in the example

Ill get the ball rolling with a few verses:

"Ganesh! He likes to beat his meat!
And when he does! He always gets cum all over his feet!

Hes one part elephant and one gay!
But that aint relevant cause he'll stick you anyway!

<new verse>

Ganesh! He rides a red motorbike!
So he can get groped! By old bikers named Mike!

Hes souped up his Harley so it goes real fast,
When he puts the pedal to the metal the seat goes up his ass!"

<InsertYourVerseHere>


Posted by Raven on Sep. 12 2000,00:39
Ganesh, the wizard, he'll clone your bone,
no need viagra, he'll turn his wang into stone.

His pimp stick looks like Merlins wand,
likes to cure his herpes with gold bond.


Posted by PersonGuy on Sep. 12 2000,02:59
Ganesh! He has a hairy ass!
He shaves with style but not with class...

He yanks his down his spiffy trowsers,
And makes his bitch do it. YOWSERS!


Posted by n0cturne on Sep. 14 2000,00:02
ganesh, he likes to shoot his wad
he does it well, like an old, hindu god!

he goes in the corner and he masturbates away,
but it hurts him cause his dick is made of clay!


Posted by syf0n on Sep. 14 2000,00:06
Just the other day he was beatin' it off,
When he ran out of tissues,
And he ran out of cloth...

He heard some footsteps down the hall,
And a knock on the door...
He tried to wipe his wang on the carpeted floor!

The door was halfway open!
He was runnin' out of choices,
So he started to yell
In the loudest of voices:

"Get the fuck out, mum!
I'm trying to come!
Have some respect for your son!
I'm almost done!"

His mom ran in and tore off her pants...
Then she started to scream
And she started to rant:

I know you're not bent--
Your pants are a tent!
So let me slob on your knob
Like the corn on the cob
We had for dinner last night--
DAMN I'm tight!
Ride me right!
All night!
Low ride me!
Satisfy me!

Just shut up, stop talkin smack--
Stick your dick between by ass crack!

Shove it in!
Don't worry 'bout sin!
We ain't Christian:
We's Indian!!!!!

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Posted by porn_dealer on Sep. 14 2000,00:46
Ganesh! He'll stick his trunk between your cheeks!
...and he'll suck your nips, until one of them leaks!

According to him Vishnu is the best,
but he doesn't know that he has manley PMS!

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Ganesh! He'll stick you with a broom!
When you drop the soap, in the shower room!

He'll squeez your cheeks until their red,
then he'll turn you over and give you head!

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Ganesh, it's men he likes to molest!
And when you're locked in his bedroom, you're screwed like the rest!

He'll rape you in the ass with a rubber canoe,
then he'll seal your cheeks together with a tube of super glue!


Posted by n0cturne on Sep. 14 2000,19:37
ganesh, he'll bang you with a lamp
and then he'll use, his ass as a clamp

he'll squeeze you until you turna crimson red,
until you say you'll sleep with him in bed!


Posted by cr0bar on Sep. 15 2000,02:05
Ganesh! He's 500 pounds of gristle,
He'll spank you like a whore,
He'll blow you like a whistle!

Ganesh! He clicks on banner ads
for slutty teenage boys and girls who fuck their dads!


Posted by SPasmofiT on Sep. 16 2000,04:21
Ganesh!
Posted by Hellraiser on Sep. 18 2000,00:19
Ganesh he's a raving queer,
humps the ass while drinking beer
likes to watch you in the shower,
soon his pants conceal a tower
when it's unleashed you'd better run
or Ganesh wants to have some fun.

Some say Ganesh was abused
other's say he is confused
either way I gotta say
I'd rather that he stay away.
Or find some interest in his wife
so I can get on with my life.


Posted by Lordbrandon on Sep. 20 2000,15:21
Ganesh!,, hes a real real charming guy,
Ganesh!,, he'll cum in you mouth, and in your eye
He'll use four hands to grab your hips,
whips out his wang and in your butt it dips,
with his trunk he gives you reach around,
your face in a pillow your shoulders on the ground.


Ganesh Ganesh lonely Ganesh
he has less real friends than ugly john tesh
woe is the life of this hindu god,
he acts real smooth but its only a fruad
listlessly he wanders from day to day
only stopping a moulment for a roll in the hay
He wonders: am i straight or am i gay,
why does life have to be this way.
sleeping around from june till may
he knows not weather to go or weather to stay:
"so confusing is this stressful life,
so full of torment, conflict and strife.
I wonder if i should end it all
rotting my liver with alchohol"
"what's it all mean! this hot mindless lovin'?
I'll end it all now with my head in an oven!"

"How long can I wait for true love to arive
nobody cares weather im dead or alive!"
Then just then, right out of the sky
Something brought wood to his pants and a tear to his eye,
he felt as if he could start to fly!
he'd had two rails of crank but it was'nt the high.
He thanked the heavens and the stars above
at last oh Joy He's found his true love!

He knew he'd be cummin from floor to celin'
gallons of streamin' HOT hindu semen.

hed rightiously fill their tour bus with steam!
IT WAS THE ROMANIAN WOMENS OLYMPIC GYMNASTIC TEAM!!!!!


Posted by hyperponic on Sep. 20 2000,16:00
Ganesh, Ganesh, is lord of the dance,
With his cock in your mouth and a hand down your pants!

Ganesh, Ganesh, the hindu god,
Ganesh, Ganesh, he's "permi-hawd"

Ganesh, Ganesh, he's cute as a kitten,
He blows like Bush and screws like that Clinton!

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Posted by Rhydant on Sep. 20 2000,20:07
Ganesh the hindu god
oh damn, what a fraud!
he steals your money, he steals your food
hes big and fat and really rude

he doesnt care what he does
as long as it has some fuzz
he'll fuck anything under the sun
thats right, even lordbranDON

Ganesh, Ganesh, hes our man
he can fly, just like Pan!
he is oogly, yeah its true
his grip is tight, hes penis is blue!

mwahahahahaaa

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UT 0wnz j00 all!


Posted by psychopharmacologist on Sep. 21 2000,20:57
Ganesh will eat your Christian fetus.
Devour your libido and rape jesus.
Posted by Lordbrandon on Oct. 05 2000,18:19
how many posts? the big three oh oh
theese posts are flowin like crabs offa ho

oh is that the most? Well my heven no!
to some other posters will that credit go
kuru sithee hellraiser, you know their names
posting like madmen, their keyboards in flames

(ok now the rest is a eminem style rap)

post to fourty threads in 3 seconds, dont evean faze em
wile the rest of us sitin here grazen on raisens
readin about the sex habbits of crazy ass asians
look at me, listen, im tellin you its amazin

when do they find time to go to hard ocp
call their friends, take a shower and watch tv like me

do they go out, drive around in cars, go to bars, take trips to mars?

do they find time to lie on their backs to take a look at the stars?

or do they stay home, stay here, and keep their pee in jars.


Posted by cr0bar on Oct. 05 2000,22:22
Every time you post, you make me want to ban you again. Stop being retarded.
Posted by Lordbrandon on Oct. 06 2000,00:50
you just wish you could rap like me : P
Posted by fatbitch on Oct. 06 2000,03:25
i'm actually listening to eminen atm, you did that really well brandon :)
Posted by Lordbrandon on Oct. 06 2000,05:36
ganesh ganesh hindu ganesh
he'll pull on your pubes and lick on your flesh
he'll plug up your butt when he starts in a rutt
smack on your ass like a old dirty slut
ganesh!

Posted by Rol3x on Oct. 06 2000,22:02
ok i cant help but shake this feeling that i could be a nasty rapper. maybe its because im a 16 yr. old white kid, who knows. anyways i tried once, when i was really high, its hard, i kept writing stuff that sounded too much like stuff i have on cd's. anyways, im not going to embarass myself in front of you all by trying to rap, just like i didnt rap "country grammer" by nelly on my varsity soccer bus today when everyone told me to because i know all the words.
also, it looks like the rapping has stopped anyways. or rhyming, whatever it is, or was.
Posted by cr0bar on Oct. 07 2000,02:38
quote:
Originally posted by Lordbrandon:
you just wish you could rap like me : P

I stand by my aforementioned contention.

Besides, you're the one that posted a completely off-topic rap as if you hadn't read any of the previous posts. Did you, or do you just sort of lunge aimlessly at your computer through the haze of your blurry vision until you manage to get a posting form on the BBS?


Posted by PersonGuy on Oct. 09 2000,01:37
I didn't even know he got banned before... anyway, he followed the "Ganeesh" rules before. His retarted posts ALWAYS make me laugh, cause they really have so many brains behind them... It's like Anderson's Out of Context Drew Drops on Love Line. I look up to the Bran-man for having SOOOO much personality. I mean, if it didn't ever tell who posted messages, you could still tell it was him. His post made me want to also make a rap, and when I tried I realized I wasn't even close to as good as it. Good job!

And, Cr0, hehe, your just so cool.

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