Forum: Sex
Topic: Chocolate and sex
started by: floyd
Posted by floyd on Sep. 09 2000,14:53
As someone who hasn't, uh, done it, what are people's opinions on things like involving certain foods (like chocolate) with sex? Food and sex is something that's always mistified me. Speak of this topic; it sounds like it could be kinky, yet is somewhat...frightening.
Posted by Greasemonk on Sep. 09 2000,15:44
Honey and whipped cream(from the can) are good. Remaking the kitchen scene from 9 1/2 weeks is one of my favorite things to do. Put the blindfolds on her when she has just got out of the shower and shes in the robe. Then feed her different things, then finally work some honey in and spread it around. Honey is a bit messy though. Whipped cream is much easier to control.
Posted by kuru on Sep. 09 2000,15:45
i like involving food and sex. stuff like chocolate, cherries, strawberries, whipped cream, honey. it's all good if used in the right areas.remember tho, that if you're putting anything in your lady, it may not all come back out. for this reason, foods are a non-insertible toy type. infection would really suck. (this violates the rule against sex acts involving trips to the er.) a little chocolate sauce or honey dripped on certain body parts and licked off is good, so is rubbing a strawberry over them. feeding each other little bite sized fruits, even baking a cake with your honey and licking icing and cake batter off of fingers.. but if you're goin to bake together, remember to turn the oven OFF before abandoning the kitchen. fire bad. ------------------
kuru
'if your children ever found out how lame you are, they'd kill you in your sleep.' -frank zappa
Posted by SPasmofiT on Sep. 10 2000,16:00
damn I wish I wasn't a virgin !!!!!!!!!11
Posted by Hellraiser on Sep. 10 2000,21:39
If you're only 11 I'm glad you're still a virgin!!!!!17
Posted by Lordbrandon on Sep. 18 2000,18:00
im a chocolate buff myself, idunno licking food off a girls body is just more intresting than a dixie plate.
I cant think of a more sexual food than chocolate it gets all kinds of sticky though, and you always have to take a shower, but i could also think of worse thing than washing a womans body.*note gieradelli choclate chips are the best
Posted by Evil_Monkey on Sep. 19 2000,00:00
Sticky, then a joint shower. Now THAT would be awesome. I just wish I could meet people. I live in the fuckin boondocks, and I just really am trying my best to get in shape and look good and all, and I'm getting up to it. Soon enough I'l be able to talk to girls *gasp!* You're right, it sucks being a virgin!!!!!!17
Posted by THECybertron on Sep. 24 2000,01:32
yeah, chocolate (like the chocolate you use to make chocolate milk) is lots of fun.
Fortunately my girlfriend is ok with it  But kuru is right, infections would suck. ------------------
God is dead. -Nietszche
Nietszche is dead. -God
Posted by directhex on Oct. 10 2000,18:37
dear god. i agree with kuru. what's happening to me???!?!?and chocolate spread (e.g. nutella) is good. --directhex ------------------
The master has no need for money. And yet he sits and counts it. As a meditation.
-The Book of Cataclysm
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