Forum: Sex
Topic: Moaner???
started by: PersonGuy

Posted by PersonGuy on Aug. 05 2000,02:48
Because of my frequent mastubation sessions, I've learned to not "moan" so I can be quiet about it... well, basically, I NEVER moan now, and I was wondering...

To the ladies... once I get with a girl will it be weird? Meaning, do women expect men to moan, just like men expect women to moan? Which do YOU like better... the quiet guys, or the loud ones?

And, to the guys... do you moan?

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Posted by Sithiee on Aug. 05 2000,04:04
i too have learned to be shh shh about it....but then again, i never was a very loud person....
Posted by SPasmofiT on Aug. 05 2000,07:28
I never moaned even before starting masturbating so I don't see your point.

I gues is just a matter of taste... anyway, you can show your excitement in other ways too


Posted by nautilus on Aug. 05 2000,15:47
It's not so much expected, but it does make things a bit better. Esp. when your girl is giving you head, a little vocal encouragement is quite important. It's not always easy to look up, so vocal cues are the best way we have of knowing what is good and what's just okay. Same holds true for when your girl is on top and in charge, though not necessarily to the same extent. Also, if we girls are moaning a lot, and you guys are being totally quiet, it can make one a little self-conscious.

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Posted by reman on Aug. 09 2000,17:34
I don't moan, never really have. As for the blow job thing, when I was having one the young lady was really worried that I wasn't enjoying it because I wasn't moaning, but when you have paper thin walls and all your house-mates are home, no moaning saves a little embarassment in the morning.

regards, reman

ps nautilus is that your usual sig or just a one-liner for the conversation...i'm intrigued :P

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Posted by caseman984 on Aug. 13 2000,03:27
hey PersonGuy, and anyone else.. try moaning a little when you masturbate.. its intresting.. adds a little to the whole thing goin on in ur head, just make sure your alone, heh...

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Posted by Rhydant on Aug. 15 2000,07:00
Nyurr, you have to be quite when whackin'! unless your by your self. but i dont see the reason why you should. it makes no difference

and if youre getting it on with another chick, just let out occasional deep breaths of pleasure... or something

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Posted by nautilus on Aug. 16 2000,02:22
It's one of a couple of signatures I use. Being both from the south, and a female, it's a phrase I like to throw into conversations from time. Good for a laugh, a bit of speculation, and it's a good, not so obvious way of letting my BF know when his services are needed or to thank him for a job well done.

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Posted by Wolfguard on Aug. 17 2000,09:36
You people should try having sex with a screamer. At one time i was married to a non screamer and was having an affair with a extream screamer. I remember having a convo with my downstairs neighbor.

him:I did not know your wife was a screamer.
me:my wife isnt
him:Oh

Needless to say im not married to the non screamer any more.

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Posted by Suppafly on Aug. 17 2000,15:41
Im a dude and I don't moan when I'm getting jiggy wit it.. I always assumed only porn dudes moaned and thats freaky sounding anyway..

OTOH I do like it when my girlie moans..


Posted by nautilus on Aug. 18 2000,00:12
Well, there's cheesy fake porn star moaning, and then there's genuine, getting into it, OMGthisisphenomenalsex moaning. The two are quite distinctive, and most girls, esp. it's your GF who's with you all the time, can tell the difference. It's similar to being able to tell when your girlie is having a real orgasm and when she's faking it.
Posted by reman on Aug. 18 2000,00:36
Female fake orgasms...why is it that no guys talk about this but it's all over women's magazines. I just don't get it, it's like women care more about it then us guys do.

I spose if she was wailing away it provide encouragment and make you fell better, but then again just scoring in the first place is good enough reward!

regards, reman

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They say "You think your good don't you".
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Posted by PersonGuy on Aug. 18 2000,03:02
And god bless 'em! Men #1 need a goal, and #2 are best satisifed when we think your satisfied. However, time would be much better spent reading self help books on orgasms rather than stupid mags on fake ones.

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Posted by Wolfguard on Aug. 18 2000,09:59
I like the women who fake it then cry to their friends "he cant make me cum!"

Hey stupid, if you did not scream you head off i would try something else till you did! Im a man, if you look like your into it you must be. remember ladies, to please you we have to redirect blood from the brain to other places so our thought process is about nill at that point.

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Posted by Pete the Pirate on Aug. 19 2000,01:36
male porns stars make funny sounds

"yeeeaaaah"

"huuuurrhhhh"

"ahhhhhhhhyeeeeeaaaahhh"

all i can do is laugh(waiting before i can fire again you see)

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Posted by Evil_Monkey on Sep. 01 2000,23:03
I think I moaned a little when I first started masturbating, but I'm dead silent about it now. Every once and a while I try the moaning thing, though, and it's interesting.
Posted by kixzor2 on Sep. 02 2000,09:30
I love the heavy breathing a guy does, but moaning can be real cheesey!

The occational 'OMG!' or 'Fuck yeah!' is pretty good too.


Posted by eXistenZ on Sep. 02 2000,13:38
Moan or don't moan, it doesn't matter.


Posted by caseman984 on Sep. 02 2000,18:01
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Originally posted by kixzor2:
I love the heavy breathing a guy does, but moaning can be real cheesey!

The occational 'OMG!' or 'Fuck yeah!' is pretty good too.



hahaha, how can you tell if its a hax0r having sex?

he yells "I 0wn your pussy!" or actually says "OMG" hehe sorry I thought that was funny

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Posted by Hooker With A Penis on Sep. 05 2000,06:20
An experience with an old GF taught me a valuable lasson , they REALLY dig it whe nyou say thier name... guys becarful when doing this though , it can lead to a very wild ride... (Yes pun intended)

in two ways:

1.if you call out the rite name it can lead to you getting raped at that point (raped in a good way that is)

2. if you accidently call out the wrong name your screwed (no pun this time) kickin to tha curb time for the dude

there is a "mental disease" that supposedly causes men to have aform of temporary have amniesa and ofrget thier respaetive mates name during orgasm, weird eh?

Nooge

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Posted by kuru on Sep. 05 2000,11:45
i like dudes who make noise. moan, grunt, yell my name, talk dirty.. it's all good. it's not only a big turn on, but if the guy is vocal about it, i know if i'm doin what he likes. if your memory sucks or you don't trust it, then don't use names.. even 'oh baby' works. just make sure you /mean/ whatever noises you're making.

that goes for girls too. faking it is rude and cruel and often gives guys the wrong idea about their 'talent'

i'm all in favor of being loud.. for both guys and girls.

my neighbours on the other hand.... might disagree. maybe i should by them some earplugs.

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Posted by Hooker With A Penis on Sep. 05 2000,18:36
i agree with kuru on this point as well. if its fake your just cutting yourself a smaller piece of the pie. if its not going the way you want it to you could always say,
"try B-10 and sink the ol'battleship." when it comes to sex and pleasure giving and recieving directions can really make it ALL worth it. I've also found that saying OMG will turn a chick into a BEAST , when you have to leave her house cause your dehydrated you know you did something rite

Nooge

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Posted by Proteun on Sep. 07 2000,00:52
After several years of self pleasuring I never felt anything strong enough to get me to make noise. Then I got this girlfriend you see, and during nights of physical intimacy she would make noise, scratch, and move around, and I would lay still, breath a bith heavy but nothing really noticeable. Then after a few nights it started to get better and I started to move, grunt goo and gah, then she moved away and now that I have to go back to self serve I make noises and I'm all over the place, i guess i'll just have to learn to tone it all back down. Also, nothing's better than a girl that won't be quiet, no matter how many times you tell her you'll stop
Posted by CyBeR 0pTiK on Sep. 07 2000,13:42
This guy my friend knows at work says he yelled "I'm coocoo for CoCo Puffs." They guy that said that phrase is 25 - 26. Now has a women heard that when rocking a guys bed? Or was he on some bad drugs?

[This message has been edited by CyBeR 0pTiK (edited September 07, 2000).]


Posted by Bozeman on Sep. 07 2000,22:15
Who the hell is this guy? Sonny the cucco bird?
Posted by CyBeR 0pTiK on Sep. 07 2000,23:23
Your assumption is as good as mine. I thought he was trippin on bad shrooms. I only met him once and the impression I got was he was a weirdo.
Posted by fatbitch on Oct. 04 2000,13:34
i'd be more worried if he was yelling "I'm coocoo for CoCo Puffs!!" while he was doin' it single player. hehehheeh
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