Topic: I'm 17 and a virgin !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
started by: SPasmofiT
... and if that wasn't enought, I've never kissed a girl... I'm a dork, a geek...
am a system administrator for a fortune 500 company 
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Nuke em' till they glow and shoot em’ in the dark and let the computer sort em' out.
Then wait for a mutation…
The green guy with the orange hair?
-Tony Dennis
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< w00t >.
Vega was pretty cool.
But personally, I like Darkstalkers better than SF.
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But where is Gamera?
Now about your prob... I'm STILL a virgin at 18, and I didn't kiss someone till I was 16 (almost 17). My advice to you is to change a little. Like next time a cute girl is bagging your groceries, ask if she's seen [insert comedy movie currently in theaters] yet. If she says yes, ask how it was, and then ask if she want to get something to eat when she gets off work (and offer to pick her up). If she hasn't seen the movie, invite her to go with you later after work.
I know it sounds weird and totally NOT you style, but just have fun with it and don't be afraid of rejection... just be confident and smile if you can! Oh, and make sure you aren't buying athletes foot powder or something...
YES! IT SOUNDS CRAZY! But just do it! My guess is that your suffering from a minor self-asteem problem, and this is a great way to build it! Even if you get rejected, you'll know that you can gather your balls when nessisary! Any, chicks pick-up on confidence, and the more you have the better off you are!
Now, if all your looking for is tail and not a relationship, then you need a good lesson form The Proffessor, Tom Leykis! Go here for a proven meathod of getting chicks... < http://www.geocities.com/SouthBeach/Terrace/8181/ >
Just goto the Leykis 101 section and ENJOY! 
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I really didn't want to do it with anybody. I was having too much fun learning how to kick Kens or Ryu's ass with Vega. And no girl would want to do it with a guy that retarded.
3 in 5 people agree... highschool sucks!
thx 4 advice!
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But where is Gamera?
geeks were geeks!
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But where is Gamera?
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BTW, Yes I HAVE met her, yes she IS fine. If it can happen to me it can happen to anyone!
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ü§îñg |³³t§þËåk Ðö˧ ñöt måkË ¥öü å Hå×0®!
And it's fine to be a geek as long as you aren't a geek to the point of shunning social interaction. We are social beings, and without social interaction there is something missing. I know because I was that way for a couple of years and it really has hurt my social life now. Get out of your room occasionally, fresh air is good for your lungs.
Okay, me done :P
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Just your generic meaningless signature. Mix with 2 quarts water and stir till evenly coated.
/sobs
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But where is Gamera?
are U some kind of religious zealot o something, or just one of those "clean" americans with very anal obsesions... get treated...
sex in natural!
abstinence is not!
just imagine, youre about 15, got your whole life ahead of ya when you have sex with a chick. the same girl comes back a month later and tells you she's pregnant. guess what now, buddie? YOURE SCREWED!
then there is the fact of STDs..... prolly worse... you dont know if the chick youve slept with has 'been around' and contracted HPV or something else like that.... it takes weeks, even months for that stuff to start showing up.
so.... um.... pace youre self there
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UT 0wnz j00 all!
age DOESN'T matter, as long as people is EDUCATED tu use "stuff". [condoms, lubes, etc.]
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ü§îñg |³³t§þËåk Ðö˧ ñöt måkË ¥öü å Hå×0®!
Besides, virginity is SO technical these days!! I mean, chicks will opt for anal sex to "PRESERVE" their "VIGINITY"... am I the ONLY one who thinks this is rediculous!!?!?!
And normally you seem pretty smart, Rhy, but right now you need to call yourself Dr. Ignorant... USE A CONDOM!! THAT IS WHAT THEY ARE FOR!!! USE IT WITH SPERMOCIDE LINER!!! MAKE SURE SHE IS ALSO ON THE PILL!!! AND WHEN YOU'RE DONE, FLUSH THAT THING!!!
--------also, ASK her BEFORE having sex with her what she would do with an unwanted pregnancy... if the answer is "I dunno, hehe" "keep it" or anything other than "ABORTION" you need to take your buisness SOMEWHERE ELSE!!!!
...whew...
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it wasn't for love, it wasn't romantic, but it was a hell of a lot of fun, and i don't regret it ..
it's all about doin what's right for you.
Reminder: this is detonate.net. Everyone here is probably seventeen-year-old virgins. (Saying that was the whole point of posting!) 
not 17. not a virgin.
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kuru
'if your children ever found out how lame you are, they'd kill you in your sleep.' -frank zappa
Smarter people are also less likely to be overweight (something like 36\% of Canadians who didn't go to College or University are overweight, while only 22\% of those who did are. But maybe it's just the residence food.. : P)
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I'm a 21st century digital boy
I don't know how to live, but I got a lot of toys
(do i even HAVE to say "just kidding"?)
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"Everyone's favorite implement for any task"
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there's no point in imbuing now, since only to quests later you're in the second act and you can immbue some pretty nice armours from there
It's a sad sad world...
well, im probably a major geek, and even tho ive prided in it, im starting to realise that other humans are not generally interested in partying with geeks... so im trying to figure out how to become less geeky, but still retain my cybalife. Getting ur driver's and a car helps i presume... =P
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"The causes we know everything about depend on the causes we know nothing about, which depend on the causes we know absolutely nothing about."- Tom Stoppard
Chikie wanna be 11?
I have a buddy who is 25 years old & has never had a girlfriend, because he got discouraged and stopped trying and spends all day long smoking pot and watching TV. When girls come around he gets so incredibly nervous it's pathetic, and he won't even TRY to talk to them.
Sad, sad...
The number one reason I'm a virgin; I won't let any of these dirty townie guys weasel their way up my skirt, kthnx. I'll be prolly be a virgin till I'm 30....I hope i still look good at 30 :)
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Originally posted by SPasmofiT:
I'm 17 and a virgin !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
... and if that wasn't enought, I've never kissed a girl... I'm a dork, a geek...am a system administrator for a fortune 500 company
That's sure gotta suck for you, because im 15 and I'm not a virgin.
Here's a few reasons not to worry about being a 17 year old virgin:
1) Once you hit college you become a commodity/rarity.
2) To some ladies, a virgin is a challenge
3) You never have to worry about rashes or bumps being anything more than rashes or bumps
4) You are WAY to young to be putting that kind of pressure on yourself
5) Sex is like an addictive drug, once you have some, you'll want more (especially for guys)
6) If you wait for the right one, then it will be AMAZING!! (I waited 21 years and my wife and I still have wild, animal sex, even after 8 years of marriage and 1 kid)
7) You save $$ on condoms and EPT tests
8) YOU ARE NOT ALONE!! There are plenty of people who haven't found the right person, but society puts a stigma on to males who haven't "Banged their first Broad" by the age of 12 so most don't talk about or they brag and lie. Watch American Pie for a good example of the pressure and the lying.
PLEASE, ch1ckie. I think you're great, but PO-LEEZ!! You're a "TECHNICAL virgin" right? Right!? Oral here or there? Mabey a finger up the skirt? In the back-door? You're just hangin onto the WORD "virgin" for DEAR LIFE so you can feel special... turn heads... get special treatment... But don't tell me that you're a "VIRGIN virgin".
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I'm 17, and my virginity was lost about 2 months ago. I was, and (to a degree) still am a flaming geek. I get off reading about GeForce 2 Ultra reviews. If I go a day without reading detnet, nvnews.net, and Penny Arcade, I go into withdrawal, pull all my hair out, and forget who I am for 30 minutes. I boast about my 4 years hard experience in serious gaming (Quake 1 and the original Team Fortress). None of this even comes close to scratching the surface of the clinical depression that I drug upon myself by becoming a reclusive dork. I can't even begin to describe it. But, I will say this: As for that special someone, or just the first person you're going to lay: It always comes from the WEIRDEST places. From the most unexpected people, time, and place. You're not going to know how, when, or who. It's just going to happen. You can't even begin to prepare for it.
About 3 months ago, I get a phone call from the sister of one of my sister's friends. She simply asks me to give her a ride to an old friend's house. Bang. Least expected time and place. We've been together roughly 3 months, and have had sex god-knows-how-many times. We don't care, we never even began to count. It's just something we share. It's OUR's.
None of you ## year old virgins sit there in your depressive little rut and hate the world/females because you still haven't gotten past shooting putty at the moon. Your day will come, and you will naturally know how to react. I'm normally not the type of person to give advice like "wait, you'll see." I'm deffinitely not an optimist, but when it comes to this issue, I've seen, heard, and been through too much to say anything otherwise.
(Is it just me, or do I feel like I got no-where at all with this post and wandered completely off my original point[God knows what that was...])
[This message has been edited by Sulaco (edited September 03, 2000).]
Kinda like doing your homework on a Friday night so that your Saturday night is free.(Wanye's World 2 reference for all the uncultured f00's out there)But what do I know... I'm 17 and a virgin.(Also I giggle like a schoolgirl when eating too many Mentos(TM), but that's beside the point)
WAIT! This proves that computers and the internet ARE the great equalizer, cause you're a CHICK (not to mention hot) and can't get laid (at least that's how it sounds - "I'm over it"). Nerdish must have a zesty smell that anyone can recognize.
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The above situation sucks immensely. Even deluded myself into thinking "rebound girl" was the One and not a psycho hosebeast.
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-- incubus
As I chase the leaves like the words I never find ...
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Originally posted by SPasmofiT:
I'm 17 and a virgin !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I have a theory as to why you may be 17 and still a virgin. [DISCLAIMER: 20 & Virgin
]According to much research as to why my life sux so badly, i have discovered that it is probably best to talk to girls, and not be afraid fo rejection. The problem does come here for me at least, i have found no way of forcing myself to do this
. So if anyone has any ideas .....
i'm not gonna give anybody any advice that sounds the least bit like "do what i did or you'll regret it" .. just gonna say that everybody's got one thing that's right for them. and if it doesn't happen the way you planned it, don't beat yourself up for it.
i've got this weird belief that because i didn't make a huge deal outa my first time, i turned out way less sexually repressed than a "small town" chick should. havin grown up in a small town, with small town morals, i was pretty much brainwashed into thinkin sex is something guys try to get from girls who try to stop them. then i had some with a guy who was good in bed and figured out that sex is fun. some people'll call me a slut, but sex is like any other activity i enjoy doing. skiing, swimming, sex, it's all fun so hey, do it often.
play safe and have fun
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kuru
'if your children ever found out how lame you are, they'd kill you in your sleep.' -frank zappa
virgins, you can expect that your magical "first time" will suck. If you're a male you'll last all of 30 seconds & then feel pretty stupid. If you're a female it will hurt like hell. It gets better (*much* better ) with practice & experience.
I've had several women, so I'm speaking from experience... the first time, whether it's your first time EVER or just with that person, isn't the beautiful, magic thing it's made out to be in the movies. Usually you spend a lot of time afterwords wondering what you've gotten yourself into, even if it IS that "someone special." When it gets really good is when you've been with that person for a while, have come to love & trust them, *and* have had sex with each enough times to learn how your bodies react, how to work with each other, what feels good and what doesn't, etc. In short, don't expect much your first time.
And finally, a lot of people (men AND women) go out and "get a piece" to feel better about themselves. These people suck. I'd rather be a flaming geek than one of them.
if he rushes it, if he's inexperienced and doesn't know how to get you wet and ready first, it's gonna hurt. but the dude i was with was way into foreplay.... it wasn't a feeling i was used to, and it kind of.. burned a little.. cuz i could feel it all stretching, but that was a damn good feeling.
so um, words of advice ladies, if you don't want it to hurt the first time, play with yourself, and go for lots of foreplay. course, the first time, you got a general idea of what to do, but none of the real specifics, so you gotta figure it's not gonna be fireworks and the earth won't move.. but hey, it's not like the first is the only. you can do it again.....and again.... till it's great.
and by all means, experiment. when you're alone (yeah, masturbation can make you a better lover) and when you're with your partner. try stuff. you never know what you'll like
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kuru
'if your children ever found out how lame you are, they'd kill you in your sleep.' -frank zappa
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Hooker loves Ya
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"Compassion brings us a certain inner strength. Once it is developed, it naturally opens an inner door, through which we can communicate with other human beings, and even other sentient beings, with ease and heart to heart." --The Dalai Lama
course, who said you hafta only have sex once a day? i mean really, you can survive on four hours of sleep. a shower takes ten minutes....
seriously though, if you get off quickly, at least you know you like it that way. take a nap, do it again. it's not like it's work or something.
sex is like a good dinner... always make sure to get dessert. (and don't forget the whipped cream)
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kuru
'if your children ever found out how lame you are, they'd kill you in your sleep.' -frank zappa
It really seemed like fate even though i dont beleive in that junk cuz we had all the same friends for over 2 years and went to the same school but had never met or been introduced. Then one day there she was in all my classes and running into me all the time in the halls.
But my point is it doesnt matter if your a geek cuz there is someone out there for you. No matter how bad you are. All i did was ran't qbasic code most of the time and talk about reboot. If i wasnt playing nintendo i was on my computer. But i've really grown since ive met her. And shes helped me become a better person. So maybe the best thing to do for all those geeks out there is to find a girl who is worth changing for, instead of changing for the one the might be. Because if you fake who you are the relationship is doomed cuz it is all about truth and respect unless you just wanna get laid.
(Damn you! space monkey's stop stealing my thoughts!!!) now where was i?
oh yeah just be your self and you'll find the right person for you and youll want to spend more time with people and less writting code or whatever your full time 'hobby' is.
Incase your all wondering we were both virgins and the first time was great we lasted about half an hour but it was hard to know cuz we collapsed in a big heap when it was over. And it just got better from there.
and remember condoms break alot (happened twice to us) so for gods sake use an alternative form of protection.
if something doesnt make sense dont blame me im way to tired. i had alot to say and it got kinda jumbled, just try to make sense of atleast one of my rambings.
im goin to bed. :-p
some of the best sex i've ever had was with guys that i had no emotional connection to. there's just you, and the other person, and intense passion.
i'm not sayin it's wrong to be in a relationship, or anything like that, cause i've been there too. i'm glad i didn't sit around and wait for the one person on earth who's right for me.. i picked one who was fun, attractive, and who wanted my bod as much as i wanted his. since then i've had sex with other guys, not just him, some of whom i was in relationships with, some not, and it's been fun.
as far as birth control goes, use it. use it religiously. and no matter what kind you're using, use condoms. none of the others have any chance of preventing diseases, and yeah, it IS possible to have aids even if you've never been with anybody else. also, for those of you who've had the unfortunate experience of a condom breaking, go to planned parenthood, your doctor, a free clinic, and talk to them. as long as you go within 72 hours of sex, you can get a high dose of regular birth control pills that will prevent pregnancy.
"if my body was meant to be treated like a temple, it wouldn't have been designed like an amusment park." -- unknown
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kuru
'if your children ever found out how lame you are, they'd kill you in your sleep.' -frank zappa
Call: 1-88-NOT-2-LATE
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Oh, and one other thing, if sex is REALLY that important in your life, maybe you should re-evaluate your goals, because SOMETHING is fucked up in your life (or head?).
i just don't see why people put so much weight on it, as it if has to be something that only happens at night, with the lights off, in missionary position, or that it requires some formal declaration of love.
sex is something really simple... and people make it so complicated.
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kuru
'if your children ever found out how lame you are, they'd kill you in your sleep.' -frank zappa
have a little faith, people.
--directhex
p.s. i'm an old skool romantic, so i can't face the idea of casual sex with faceless partners. what's the point?
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The master has no need for money. And yet he sits and counts it. As a meditation.
-The Book of Cataclysm
you all are probably going to enjoy this one. I'm a 21 yr old male, almost 22. I'm a virgin and the most I've ever done is kiss a girl and that was almost 7 years ago and I havent touched a girl intimately since. Why? mostly due to school/college, since I have the <unforunate circumstance?> of being one of the brighter students so I'm expected to have good grades which do require a certain amount of study. However, I will freely admit that I have spent wayyyy too much time on schooling and have greatly neglected my social needs. ALmost 22 and still very virgin in every way? yup, I'll admit its very annoying, however, I will also say this. There's nothing like seeing that nice paycheck every payday knowing that I didnt let gf's or parties or even my friends distract me from doing what I had to do (my parents had nothing to do with this, I simply made that choice myself when I was about 13 or 14). Yeah its embarassing sometimes to tell a girl you havent had a girlfriend for 7 years, but hey, sometimes its an ice-breaker as well. I am the careing sensitive type of guy, and that could be my one problem with girls. I'd rather talk with them then actually get a relationship going. Takes too much time/effort to keep a relationship for me, since I have other things to do (programming and other studies are very time consuming). So right now, I'd rate my chances of having sex as being successful only in the following situation (which does happen bi-monthly or so): I'm at a party, and I happen to consume massive amounts of alcohol (roughly 70 shots, full shot glass , and no I dont puke/pass out), and a girl is also rather.....intoxicated, start a silly giggly conversation and we retreat to a private room to enjoy each others physical company. That is about the only way I can see myself getting sex right now. Its just the way it is until I change some priorities or finish college. ehehhehe
this post's for you. (but i guess you wouldn't get that joke, as it was in a TV commercial)
what are you sayin here? that everybody who's had sex or a relationship is not as smart as you are, or doesn't care about their education? i have the "unfortunate circumstance" of being one of the brighter students too. let me tell you, i haven't suffered any because i wanted a social life as well as an academic one.
if anything, it made me a better person than a lesser one to not devote every minute of my day to school work. i've found that i can actually relate to human beings, instead of just posting messages on a web forum in which i insinuate that i'm smarter than all of them. i don't know where you're going with the paycheck thing, but if you are suggesting that someone who's had sex or a relationship doesn't bring in the money, you're off base.... again. i'm 22, i'm not a virgin, i have the occasional relationship, i'm in my last year of college, and i've been paying my own way in life since i was 17. you made an awful lot of assumptions that place yourself above others on this messageboard and elsewhere which have led me to think that maybe your problem with having relationships with girls is that you offend the hell out of them with your 'i'm smarter than everyone else' routine.
if you really were so damn smart, you'd know that 90\% of a healthy adult relationship is talking. the rest can be almost anything you want it to, as long as the communication is there. if the relationship is strong and mature, it won't matter if you spend 18 hours a day in the lab. this comes from personal experience, after all, i've already pointed out that i'm no flunkie. you'd also know that 70 shots, unless it's beer and taken over the course of a couple hours, wouldn't make you "puke or pass out" it would kill you. most people who try to do the 21 shot salute for their 21st birthday either stop well before 21, or they die. i'll believe you if you say you're doin 70 shots a year, but there's no way in hell it's in one night. obviously nowhere in your academic life have you run across the concept of alcohol poisoning.
which reminds me of another thing about those who spend all their time studying the books. they lack real life experience and often have a very hard time going through life because they don't have any of what's called "street smarts."
the key is, Ryushinaka, to balance the "street smarts" with the "book smarts." maybe if you tried it, you'd prevent putting your foot so far into your mouth in the future.
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kuru
'if your children ever found out how lame you are, they'd kill you in your sleep.' -frank zappa
), due to a severely analytical tendency. As for the alcohol consumption, the last party I went to, here is what I had to drink in about......5 hours I think it was. 36 oz Blackberry Brandy (80 proof I think) damn good stuff. 14 oz Absolute Vodak (1 shot vodka, followed by 1 shot brandy, taken 2 min apart). That was in the first 2 hours. Then I had a 20 oz Strawberry Daiquiri, which I aboslutely love the things with the fruity aftertaste. And I dont even recall drinking the bottle, just opening it and then holding an empty one. And after that one of the not-so-sober friends of mine challenged me to a chugging contest with Miller Guinuine Draft. I made through 3 bottles before I suddenly found myself completely unable to stand up, no matter what. I did not pass out at this point, I simply stared at the ceiling and watched it spin for about 5 more hours. Was a very interesting night, rather fuzzy in the memory though.
i'd think of a more intelligent response, but your last post didn't warrant one.
you're so full of shit that i can smell it from here. have a nice day.
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kuru
'if your children ever found out how lame you are, they'd kill you in your sleep.' -frank zappa
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-DeKkA
all in all tho, i do go out. it's not that hard to balance being social with being a geek
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kuru
'if your children ever found out how lame you are, they'd kill you in your sleep.' -frank zappa
*long name that starts with an r*: we have a guy who only does work in our class. we pity him. liven up. get a girlfriend. money and shit CAN buy you hapiness, but a girlfriend can give it to you much easier.
And type less it does my head in reading long posts.
--directhex
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The master has no need for money. And yet he sits and counts it. As a meditation.
-The Book of Cataclysm
--directhex
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The master has no need for money. And yet he sits and counts it. As a meditation.
-The Book of Cataclysm
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Originally posted by DeKkA:
You guys are really startin to scare me. Am I the only one among you who gets off their ass and gets a girlie?
cough*bastard alert*cough
why yes, dekka. you're completely superior to us in the ways of relationships.
god almighty. open yer eyes and stop making ignorant comments. do you honestly believe that we don't have significant others because we're "sitting on our asses" all day? hardly.
open your mind to possibility.
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grrrrrr.... sorry, had to get that out.
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"Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial."
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Originally posted by Greedo:
open yer eyes and stop making ignorant comments. do you honestly believe that we don't have significant others because we're "sitting on our asses" all day? hardly.open your mind to possibility.
Actually, I don't have a significant other right now, and I have a job where I sit on my ass all day... hmmph.
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Originally posted by askheaves:
Actually, I don't have a significant other right now, and I have a job where I sit on my ass all day... hmmph.
that's all well an good (err.. not so good, i guess), but
a) the way i saw it, dekka made it seem like we were CHOOSING to sit on our asses.. it appears you are doing it to keep the money flowing, and ultimately, the heart beating..
b) is it possible there is someone from your workplace that strikes your fancy? that's my situation right now, but i won't get into that..
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"Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial."
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Originally posted by Greedo:
that's all well an good (err.. not so good, i guess), but
a) the way i saw it, dekka made it seem like we were CHOOSING to sit on our asses.. it appears you are doing it to keep the money flowing, and ultimately, the heart beating..
b) is it possible there is someone from your workplace that strikes your fancy? that's my situation right now, but i won't get into that..
Hehe... nope. there are only 5 people at work, and they all have kids near my age (the only girls are too young). I sit around on my ass, but I'm really not all that interested in 'Getting a girlfriend' right now for the purpose of having a girlfriend. I'm marginally happy right now, I don't have to concentrate too hard on my health and hygiene, and my apartment can look like shit at all times.
Basically, I'm happy with my own S right now, and if a girlie comes along, that's cool. As Adam Carolla says: "Girls can smell desperation."
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Originally posted by peregrin:
there is a documented case of a 5-year-old indian girl, whose adrenal glands had caused her to become fully sexually mature. she had a son at this age. i guess she's got a lot of us beat at devirginization.
thats what i like to call "robbing the cradle"
My gf is a self-described geek, but hey, what the hell, so am I. We enjoy the same kind of things, we talk, and we can even help each other with school work (/me helps her with the writing, she helps me with the math). The most important thing in a relationship is _not_ sex, it's the fact that you have similar interests (including each other).
Getting laid is not really the most important thing in life, as several people have commented before. I really love her, and the last thing in the world I want to do is ruin her life by getting her pregnant. Yes, there's protection and stuff, but IMHO, there's enough other fun stuff we can do, both physical and intellectual that it can really wait.
If you want to have sex with someone, if you really love them, you'll use protection. If you don't, you're just using them. (of course, this applies to _unmarried_ people. Married ones can do whatever they want :-P)
17 and still virgin? Don't worry about it. You'll get some someday. Get a hobby or something till then :-).
-Erwos
Don't you have ANY sex-drive?
Anyway, i'm not a virgin anymore!
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Originally posted by SPasmofiT:
Anyway, i'm not a virgin anymore!
Congratulations. Clap, clap, clap. Good for you. So, did you go out and get laid just so that you could brag about it online? Or did this girl mean more than you than just a way to lose your virginity?
Finding someone to have sex with is easy. Maintaining a real relationship is hard. If you want to impress anyone here, try doing the latter.
alittle follow up is not bragging. it's not like he started calling everyone lam0rs and shit cause they are virgins.
anyway whats wrong with just sex? (don't answer that with what has already been stated a million times in this forum, and its not like i'm going to get any short of a relationship anyway) i am tired of trying to keep a meaningful relationship for a while. but i would try to keep one going if it was with one (or some ) of the hotties that i see from time to time (if i could only grow some balls and ask'em) but thats another story
But please don't yell at me for bragging about that.
Virginity should not be seen as a status symbol. Losing your virginity just for the sake of saying that you aren't a virgin is just as bad as keeping your virginity just so that you can say that you are. When deciding whether or not to have sex with someone the question should not be "Do I want to lose my virginity?" it should be "Does this feel like the right thing to do?". Deciding whether to have sex for the first time in your life should be based on the same thoughts and feelings as the fiftieth time. If no one (or everyone) could call themselves a virgin, things would be much simpler than they are and less people would make bad choices.
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It's called jacking off
This message has been edited by floyd on October 28, 2000 at 03:07 PM
--directhex
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The master has no need for money. And yet he sits and counts it. As a meditation.
-The Book of Cataclysm
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<P:\>erson\Guy.exe -PersonGuy *pERSONgUY.cfg
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quote:
Originally posted by PersonGuy:
It counts. And while technically untrue, to ME oral sex, hand jobs, and fingerbanging also devirginizes you.
I agree. Otherwise it becomes just a game of how far you can stretch the definition of "virginity"...
The point system for chicks:
+100 vaginal sex
+090 group sex (without vaginal)
+080 anal sex
+035 reciving oral sex
+020 blow job
+015 finger bang
+015 hand job
+005 other
+005 each hour worth of porn
The point system for guys:
+100 sex
+090 anal sex
+070 group sex (without penis in vagina)
+040 blow job
+035 giving oral sex
+015 hand job
+008 finger bang
+004 other
+001 each hour worth of porn
Hmmm... it might need a little tweaking... what do you think?
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This message has been edited by PersonGuy on November 11, 2000 at 08:23 PM
that, and your scale suggests gay men need to fuxx0r each other twice to stop being virgins...
this is just constructive criticism, mind
--directhex
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The master has no need for money. And yet he sits and counts it. As a meditation.
-The Book of Cataclysm
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aaaand the crowd goes wild!
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person_guy - 1 point for every hour watching pr0n, that means after 100 hours you are devirginised...in fact I would make it -1 point per hour of watching pr0n.
Also I think in terms of the gay virgin vs straight virgin, just reverse the remove the top one and move everything else up a slot.
reman
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People ask me to fix their computer. I do in 5 seconds.
They say "You think your good don't you".
I say "I know I'm good". People always ask stupid questions.
Acording to your definition, every woman is a virgin, and every guy in these forums is a man-slut!
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<P:\>erson\Guy.exe -PersonGuy *pERSONgUY.cfg
< http://www.personguy.com >
Don't be afraid... it really doesn't taste like fish...
Your standards are never to high... you just don't know anyone good enough...
Actually, if you do have "standards"... you probibly won't get laid...
Any girl willing to watch porn with you is either your best friend... or starred in the film...
Chlymidia is not a plant genus...
And let's face it... girls looking for it, really aren't all that, ehh... "clean"...
All in all... if you haven't touched a girl by now (for those of you reading this) you either, aren't a bi-curious girl, are a guy but you are actually the biggest shut-in vagina known to man. Congratulations.
somebody smack this wanker. he's obviously stuck on his sixth grade delusions.
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kuru
'sex is one of the most beautiful and natural things that money can buy' - steve martin
--directhex
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The master has no need for money. And yet he sits and counts it. As a meditation.
-The Book of Cataclysm
Here we go again... *sigh*
/me runs far away
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<P:\>erson\Guy.exe -PersonGuy *pERSONgUY.cfg
< http://www.personguy.com >
quote:
Originally posted by kuru:
what's the deal here, tryin to say that girls who like sex are sluts?
So Kuru, if a girl has sex every chance she get's, and is not a slut like you say; what is she then?
Well?
Perhaps what this wanker is trying to say is, WHO GIVES A FUCK! Go for it if you want. They're out there, and the more confident and out going you are, the more they'll be drawn to you. Looks don't mean shit with the right attitude. Rastafarians always get pussy, even though they're all nappy and haven't showered in 6 years. Why? 'Cause they're fun to be around and are blazed 24/7.
My advice, go out buy an 1/8th, share it around and get laid.
If that fails, well then you must be kuru... j/k...
dunno about lesbians tho?
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Metal/Electronic/Ambient etc..
< http://www.mp3.com/fatbitch >
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"He never get's the pussy" - Adam Sandler
Well, I'm not convinced fatbitch. I still think the only person who was right on was PersonGuy. ...wait a second...
Hehe, anyway, I don't tend to judge people based on virinity. I'm just saying that for those who do, they shouldn't judge unfairly with the current system in place.
Them Method = penis breaking the vaginal plane sets you TOTALLY appart from anyone else, even if they've had anal, oral, and or homosexual sex with every person on Earth, dead or alive!
Me Method = degrees of judegement, a standard, AND fairness to the current method.
Virginity should descibe how much you are a virgin to sexual activities, not one little physical act.
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quote:
Originally posted by FlexDexter:
Actually, if you do have "standards"... you probibly won't get laid...
Come a little closer, so I can punch you in the face.
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"He never get's the pussy" - Adam Sandler
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"I didnt know cows had boobs, I just thought they had that big nutsack with all the wieners hanging off it" - Beavis
Metal/Electronic/Ambient etc..
< http://www.mp3.com/fatbitch >
Remember, I'm still talking about degrees here. Not all virgins are the same, and not all non-virgins are the same. And it works exponentially.
<math>
Total points:
0 is infinately different than 2
2 is different, but not too far from 8
8 is different, but not too far from 32
32 is different, but not too far from 128
128 is different, but not too far from 512
512 is different, but not too far from 2048
</math>
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<P:\>erson\Guy.exe -PersonGuy *pERSONgUY.cfg
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i didn't say anything about girls who have sex every chance they get. however, there are some of us who will make the first move, find a guy who does meet our standards, whatever, and want to sleep with him. if actually wanting sex, and choosing when to go through with it makes the girl a slut, whoever came up with that scale needs to re-evaluate it.
also, whether male or female, anybody who screws anybody they can get is slutty. the idea here is: fuck around indiscriminately = slut. choose what you want and go after it = perfectly ok.
i'm a chick. when i meet some guy i like and i want to sleep with him (which in no way means "every guy i meet"), then i go after that. big deal. guys have been going after the girls they want since the beginning of time. i'd just rather not sit on my ass and wait for them to come to me.
(oh, and good call... my scale DOES seem to suggest that sexual activity = slut, but I look at it more like non-sexual activity = purity... so... bad call)
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<P:\>erson\Guy.exe -PersonGuy *pERSONgUY.cfg
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quote:
Originally posted by PersonGuy:Not all virgins are the same, and not all non-virgins are the same. And it works exponentially.
What are we gonna start putting in logarithmic scales of virginity now how about some quadratic equations depending on the rate of change of orgasm?
virginity is in itself just a definition what really matters is how you want to respond to losing it. Personally if it was someone who i really loved then i guess it'd be a big deal but i'd probably expect afterwards to think
"ah that was good, lets do it again just to make sure i lost it"
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I'm a sex junkie and i'm looking for a dealer
This isn't something we can just set to mathematic equations, nor can it really be a nebulous gray area. What we have to deal with is two different issues. One, the aspect of virginity. Two, the prospect of being a slut.
If you're a virgin, you're a virgin. If not, well then you're not. But, wither or you're a slut is a gray area.
I don't know how you'd want to define it, but my guess it would depend on circumstances and how many times, with how many guys, what occured, etc. All of which is probibly to much information.
My personal scale, if they've slept with as many guys as years they've been alive, then they qualify as slutty. Judge me for what you will, but that's just what I think.
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"Now the half-time air was sweet perfume
While the Sergeants played a marching tune.
We all got up to dance,
Oh, but we never got the chance!
'Cause the players tried to take the field;
The marching band refused to yield.
Do you recall what was revealed
The day the music died?
When I was almost 16, I did some fun things, but still a 'virgin'.
When I was 17 1/2, I had done some more things, but I was still a 'virgin'.
Shortly later, I took that big step over from being a 'virgin' to someone who had done some more things making him no longer a 'virgin'.
Since then, I've done more things, had fun, experienced life, etc.
Point: The 'virgin' label doesn't really mean all that much. You can quantify it, you can put up an absolute barrier (ie, breaching the vaginal plane). However you want to define it, it's just another thing that someone does... it's just that we've put a definition and a term on it. yay
If we had put the definition at 'someone touching the penis', then we'd be obsessed with someone touching our penis (men only). It's just another thing that we've put a huge definition on, thus a huge amount of pressure. I admit that I fell to that pressure at the time and felt a little wierd about being a virgin, but looking back, it's definitely a little bit silly to put up such a huge barrier between both worlds. That's why folks say that once you get past the first time, it becomes pretty cool. It's mostly because you're sitting there thinking 'oh my god, this is sex! ah, crap.. that's it'.
While it's definitely a special experience to share with someone, but it's nothing to avoid due to terms, nothing to fear due to definitions, and nothing to put all the stock in because of pressure.
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"You know that jelly/ peantut butter spread that's all in the same jar? You know, where it's already mixed. Well, I was thinking. What if the person only wanted peanut butter?" - The Naturally Blonde Chick in my Carpool.
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quote:
Originally posted by PersonGuy:
Hey! We should pat this man on the back! He's a n00b and has either been here long enough... or is l33t enough to seach for this thread rather than starting a clone!
either that, or is actually reading all the detnet threads from the beginning... is that *possible*?
<edit> Woohoo! I made 'L33t Hax0r! :> </edit>
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Vi Forever! (or at least till you figure out how to quit..)
This message has been edited by Trog on May 16, 2001 at 09:08 AM
But let's just revert back to the modern era.
6 billion people and counting. Think about it. And you're only 17. Oh, the possibilities.
I digress.
I lost my virginity at 15, on the first date. Talk about lucky? Not really. It basically extinguished the relationship. Him, being immature, was embarassed, and just let go.
Rushing for it as early as possible is lame, especially when someone doesn't know the tricks of the trade. Instead: Learn, Wait, and Masturbate.
Or just clobber all the competitors with a big tree-limb.
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We're going to rise above.
--Black Flag
Anyway, now I'm with someone I really care about - do we have sex? Hell ya. And it r0x0rz. But the difference being that we actually care about each other and it has made us come closer. I think the fact that we took our time and talked about it in a joking manner helped us.
My 1/50 of a dollar? Until you're "ready" there's other stuff
This message has been edited by DeadAnztac on May 17, 2001 at 06:52 PM
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</PG's Left Hand>Shut-up, bitch! Now hold still!
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er... it's a figure of speach!
*FAP FAP FAP*
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Personally, if I don't REALLY like a girl I feel like I'm waisting any time I spend with her. In the future I may start dating for sport, but right now I'd RATHER play video games. I don't spend time on random women, and I've accepted my fate. ------------------
"Put the cheese on my bum." -Tom Green
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and it's not by choice!kids, don't try this at home, it might be dangerous for your mental health, i wonder myself how i've been able to keep trying like that when every single time i've tried, i ended up being worst than i was before
bleh, life sucks and love sucks big time if you don't have it
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#define QUESTION (2b)| |!(2b)
1) You haven't been laid.
2) You're not getting laid.
Pretty simple. Sheesh. 
quote:
Originally posted by MattimeoZ80:
whats wrong with staying a virgin until you get married... nothing! whats wrong with not making out... nothing! however you're missing out on the latter, and its a lot less dangerous, two fold. the second is that your wife can't get dissappointed when you say you've kissed a girl, but if shes a virgin and you're not, she might be a little irked, at least some of them.
Wake up.
We're not worthy! We're not worthy!