Topic: Is my penis small?
started by: s0ap
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well is it?
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eric says, herpes is a small price to pay for true love
Anywaze... listen to ME, because I'm EXTREMELY educated in subjects such as the penis (why do I feel more embarassed than proud?) 
1) If you're younger than 17 all bets are off! You've still got some growing to do.
2) The size of our monitor would effect how big it looks
3) You need to use the standard measuring system...
(you'll need a 1 foot ruler and some porn or an imagination)
a) (while standing up) GET HARD... like as much as you can, so it's going UP not FORWARD (masturbate a little if nessisary).
b) (it'll hurt a little, but) straiten it out so it's parallel to the ground and not curved.
c) place the ruler on the top and measure from the belly to the very tip (do it quickly so you don't loose any length.
THAT'S ALL!
The average is 6 inches. 4 inches is considered small, and 8 inches is considered large. It's that easy...
Now, if you younger than 17 please keep in mind that I was 4.5 inches at 16 and now I'm 7.5 inches at 18!! Just wait and you'll be fine in a few years.
If you 17 and STILL small, then I advise you to NOT (I reapeat) NNNOOOTTT waist your money on books and drugs and exersises to increase the size, but cause the ABSOLUTELY POSSITIVELY DO NOT WORK!! (except for the one that uses weights, but the extra length doesn't get hard, so you end up with 2 inches of of floopy stuff on the end, and that's not good...). Besides, in poles women prefer girth as apposed to length. Anyway, the tiny guys just need to double down on the oral sex, and they'll be alright...
HOPE THAT HELPS!
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Besides, in poles women prefer girth as apposed to length.
In "poles"? Freudian slip perhaps? I think that's supposed to be "polls".
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Keep up the good work!And if your over 17, 6 in. is perfectly acceptable. If your still under 17, then you might (or might not) get a little more in a year or 2.
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so you end up with 2 inches of of floopy stuff on the end, and that's not good...
Sorry, that's just the best quote I've heard in a while. 
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But where is Gamera?
does that help?
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good shit. so what your saying is that if im 16 an im just marginally under 8" im big and im only going to get bigger? well shit, sounds good to me.
Sithiee, maybe you should tie a string to it and then tie the other end to a door and have a friend slam the door for you. or maybe just wait until its a bit looser from the door slamming.
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hehe, just kidding but seriously, that's very rare (just like those who have 6 inches at 12). You never can tell...
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But where is Gamera?
Well, a business always has two points: make money, and keep their customers in mind. Keeping their customers in mind is what makes money, you keep your customers happy, they give you more money. The market for porno is predominantly male-oriented. And hwat is one of the things that is bound to make customers unhappy? Realizing they have small penises, of course.
See? I AM USISNG TEH LOGGICK!!@@!!!!!
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But where is Gamera?
Anyway, you brought up a good point... I'm tend to be bigger than some of them too (unless you check out < www.massivecockes.com > ) 
I'm not really sure how size factors in, but I have a friend who's a porn star, and I can tell you the MOST important thing for getting hired...
You need to be able to postpone orgasm indefinately, and you need to be able to orgasm on cue. Basically have (what Adam Corrolla calls) "the will of the ninja".
Oh, and don't forget... the pay isn't THAT great for men, only women get the big bucks... Besides, there's always amature if no one will take you.
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Last time that happened Adam said, "Yes, but remember... the baby comes out where the sperm goes in..."
Caller: Oh! So it would come out my mouth!
Adam: That's right...
Caller: (seriously belives it) Ewwwww.... so with anal sex....???
Adam: That's right...
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But where is Gamera?
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It's awfully hot and sticky down south right now.
or at least thats how i look at it.
Pronunciation: 'g&rth
Function: noun
Etymology: Middle English, from Old Norse gjorth; akin to Old English gyrdan to gird
Date: 13th century
1 : a band or strap that encircles the body of an animal to fasten something (as a saddle) on its back
2 a : a measure around a body <a man of more than average girth> b : SIZE, DIMENSIONS
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eric says, herpes is a small price to pay for true love
[This message has been edited by Pete the Pirate (edited August 12, 2000).]
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A weaker man would have turned to jesus
if it's anywhere between i-can-feel-that and
oh-my-god-i'm-being-ripped-in-half, it's the right size.
besides.. any girl will tell you, girth means more than lenghth.
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kuru
'if your children ever found out how lame you are, they'd kill you in your sleep.' -frank zappa
Seriously. A porn star once said that if you're good, you can can masturbate on a NewYork subway at rush hour and come on cue.
Anyway, I feel sorry for american women. The average over there is six? Here it's a mighty seven.
cheers
Oh, and 5" is definately adiquit! You only need to worry if you're ranking in at 4" or less. And MTV is crazy... and there's always worse... a song called Nine Inches by ???(can't remember):
Oooo I like it hard
Baby I like it rough
Give me my nine inches
Till I can't get enough
heh
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<P:\>erson\Guy.exe -PersonGuy *pERSONgUY.cfg
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Yeah. I rekon girth is more important than length, and besides by the time you've dropped your daks it's the last thing you should think about!
If all else fails, and you still think you need to be longer - Do the Austin Powers thing!
One Swedish made penis enlarger..
One recipt for Swedish made penis enlarger..
One registration card for Swedish made penis enlarger, signed by Austin powers...
One book, Swedish made penis enlargers are my Bag, baby. By Austin powers
P.s. Mate, i'd like to give some Re-Assureance by quoting "it's not the size of the boat, it's the motion of the ocean"
[This message has been edited by Blitz (edited September 02, 2000).]
girls only really have sensitivity for the first 2" inside their vagina... and that's where their g-spot is. the girth is more important, because a thicker penis gives us better stimulation. of course, if it's thicker than a regular absorbancy tampon, it's big enough. after all, we manage to hold THOSE in there with no problems.
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kuru
'if your children ever found out how lame you are, they'd kill you in your sleep.' -frank zappa
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Originally posted by PersonGuy:
LOL (I love the reactions of everyone else)Anywaze... listen to ME, because I'm EXTREMELY educated in subjects such as the penis (why do I feel more embarassed than proud?)
1) If you're younger than 17 all bets are off! You've still got some growing to do.
2) The size of our monitor would effect how big it looks
3) You need to use the standard measuring system...
(you'll need a 1 foot ruler and some porn or an imagination)
a) (while standing up) GET HARD... like as much as you can, so it's going UP not FORWARD (masturbate a little if nessisary).
b) (it'll hurt a little, but) straiten it out so it's parallel to the ground and not curved.
c) place the ruler on the top and measure from the belly to the very tip (do it quickly so you don't loose any length.
THAT'S ALL!The average is 6 inches. 4 inches is considered small, and 8 inches is considered large. It's that easy...
Now, if you younger than 17 please keep in mind that I was 4.5 inches at 16 and now I'm 7.5 inches at 18!! Just wait and you'll be fine in a few years.
If you 17 and STILL small, then I advise you to NOT (I reapeat) NNNOOOTTT waist your money on books and drugs and exersises to increase the size, but cause the ABSOLUTELY POSSITIVELY DO NOT WORK!! (except for the one that uses weights, but the extra length doesn't get hard, so you end up with 2 inches of of floopy stuff on the end, and that's not good...). Besides, in poles women prefer girth as apposed to length. Anyway, the tiny guys just need to double down on the oral sex, and they'll be alright...
HOPE THAT HELPS!
4.5 inches when you were 16?
i am 7 at 15
Oh, and the 2 inch feely thing is BS. Cause you still need and extra 3 inches to "manuver" with. Like... if you only have to inches, then when you go back, you be OUT. With at lest 5, you'll still be inside, just moving. (does that make sense?) Imagine if while masturbating you put your hand down on your penis like 1 inch, then pulled it off, then went back down just on the tip, then pulled it off, and so on... and for the ladies, poked your finger in, pulled it ALL the way out, etc. You NEED some RUBBING going on, not JABBING!
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it's not the length of the rope, nor the depth of the well. it's all in how you swing the bucket.
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kuru
'if your children ever found out how lame you are, they'd kill you in your sleep.' -frank zappa
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Originally posted by kuru:
that all the way out, all the way in motion feels really damn good on the girl's end. besides, you can get enough motion goin with 4" to get off....both the guy, and the girl. plus, there's way, way more than penetration to bring both of you off. sex isn't just 'stick it in and pump' .....there's an entire body there, USE IT. lick, suck, tickle, caress, stroke, finger, rub, nibble...you get the idea.it's not the length of the rope, nor the depth of the well. it's all in how you swing the bucket.
I agree with you on the idea that sex is more than just a bump and gride session. But it is also has the ability to be spirtual and bring enlightenment , damn that was suprisingly deep. i need to lay off the pot...hehehe
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Vaginal Displacement Magnitude or VDM
Mesures the amount of vaginal tissue that is actualy displaced, and kilojoules expended in pelvic thrust.
VD= displacement in cubic centimeters
E= velocity + mass * friction
vd^2 * (E\Thrust)=VDM
mezmorizing isnt it?
[This message has been edited by Lordbrandon (edited September 05, 2000).]
i guess im just average, but it use to bother me because like id watch my parents porn movies and think shit they are huge and it made me feel small.
Btw with the girth thing, wouldnt a bigger dick like 10inches have a bigger girth then a 6incher for the reason that its actually bigger in length anyway
you really gotta learn to accept it anyway dude, its not the size of the hammer but the nail your striking it at
dunt let a few chicks obsessed with size fuck you up. i heard you can double down on the oral if ya that depressed about it, or if she really demands sumfin huge, use ya fist :P
work your body... take full advantage of all your parts.
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kuru
'if your children ever found out how lame you are, they'd kill you in your sleep.' -frank zappa
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Originally posted by Evil_Monkey:
Oh, I forgot to mention that I'm pretty skinny, like 120 pounds, and 5' 8".
i got that beat... i'm 19, 6'1", and 114 lbs. no, i'm not anorexic and/or bulimic. i love eating. but i do run a lot. i got a cross country runner's frame, tho...
i've really got no worries. i think it stems from actually getting some. i've had a gf for over a year now, and she seems fairly pleased w/ my 6.5 incher, so i'm not too worried. if she likes it, why should i worry?
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brodie
Now every face, it looks familiar...
then every face would melt away until...
now everyone, do you know, I know your deception?
I think size DOES matter, but that you also have to be pretty damn small for a woman to not want you based on your penis size.
Personally, I'm 6'5" tall, and over 8.5" long.
I've got dates based on my penis size. In high school, I ended up in the sack with this..........Ok, ugly fat chick... Ha, ha, ha... I know.... But she had hot friends!!! Yeah.... That's right! After screwing Katie, all the sudden her friends are all over me at parties... Maybe it WASN'T the size, and I'm just a killer lay, but honestly I think screwing that fat chick gave my sex life a boost that lasted all the way through high school.
Now I have to work it. Damn, I wish I was still in high school.
But on a down side. Any woman that I've had sex with that has had children, says the length of my penis hurts them..... I have no idea if that is a fluke type deal or what. But that has me worried.
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jim
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Girls: is there anything I can do to change this terrible stereotype?
Sigh…
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Originally posted by darksol:
I never realized that guys actually go around measuring the size of their dicks...
You can't tell me you've never wondered how long you are????
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jim
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I say rock what'cha got.
I say rock what'cha got.
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though the longer it is, the closer it gets to 'gonna hurt', so i'm not at all impressed by the really long ones.
as far as your statements in this thread jim, they sound kinda funny comin from a guy who blasted girls that sleep around. i mean, you're kinda soundin a bit like a hypocrite here, talkin to us all about your extensive experience when you've already said you wouldn't have sex with a woman with that much experience.
i'm not gonna comment on the plausability of your 8.5" claim, and i don't want proof, but at that size, it's approaching the scary range. a vagina can only hold so much, and most of the stretch is girth-wise, not length-wise.
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kuru
'if your children ever found out how lame you are, they'd kill you in your sleep.' -frank zappa
and all this long dick talk reminds me of a joke:
"what did cinderella say when she got to the ball?"
"i don't know, what?"
*gag*choke*
hahahahahahahaha
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brodie
Now every face, it looks familiar...
then every face would melt away until now...
everyone, do you know, I know your deception?
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im just under 6" so even though i think its in that range go on and confirm please ! hehehehheheh
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Originally posted by kuru:
as far as your statements in this thread jim, they sound kinda funny comin from a guy who blasted girls that sleep around. i mean, you're kinda soundin a bit like a hypocrite here, talkin to us all about your extensive experience when you've already said you wouldn't have sex with a woman with that much experience.i'm not gonna comment on the plausability of your 8.5" claim, and i don't want proof, but at that size, it's approaching the scary range. a vagina can only hold so much, and most of the stretch is girth-wise, not length-wise.
At the risk of starting another arguement, I do feel the need to defend myself. Most of my sleeping around came in High School, which I admitted in the previous thread. Since high school every relationship I've been in has been a long one (or relatively long).
Hmmmm, let's say this. There are 50 bathtubs sitting in a row. 25 have clean water, 25 have dirty water. I think I'll wash off in the 25 clean ones. Yes 25 baths is a lot, but I very much enjoy taking a bath....
Anyway, about my 'claim', I am 6'5" tall, and 220lbs... Everything is proportionate to my body. I've never seen anyone 'scared' of it, but like I said, woman who have had children say it hurts...
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jim
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6" is definately within range, which i'd say goes from about 4.5" to about 8.5". anything smaller or bigger and it's gonna take more effort on the part of the guy to make things enjoyable.
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kuru
'if your children ever found out how lame you are, they'd kill you in your sleep.' -frank zappa
My only point is that I am proportionate.
Oh and for the record on the sleeping with people thing. I've slept with 21 women.
16 in High School and 5 since.
I've had sex thousands of times, but probably only around 25 in high school.
I think that kinda helps bring things into prospective.
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jim
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oh, and remember jim, just because you bed-hopped in high school doesn't make you any less of a risk than someone who's doin the same thing now.
it's also kinda funny that you've felt such a need to throw the numbers into this...
of course, none of this relates to penis size, yet another source of humor for me: why you'd post that in /this/ thread. in the hiv thread or the sex stories thread, maybe your scorecard would be more... relevant.
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kuru
'if your children ever found out how lame you are, they'd kill you in your sleep.' -frank zappa
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kuru
'if your children ever found out how lame you are, they'd kill you in your sleep.' -frank zappa
My points were, in high school getting laid was very important to me, having a girlfriend was not. After high school sex was the added bonus to having a girlfriend. No more one night stands, no sex on the first date, no sex with anyone that I was not in a commited relationship with.
I think there is a big difference between me in the past, and someone who is currently doing it. Since my bed hopping days I've had 16 HIV test (required in the Marine Corps) and I'm clean as a whistle.
The relevance of the numbers simply show that my sex life is much more fullfilling this way, and yet infinitely safer for me!
And isn't it just like a woman to keep brining up stuff I've already apologized for.
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jim
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I am beginning to wonder if it is related to early development, though. My voice started changing in 7th grade, and I would judge myself to be well-endowed. From what I've read, it seems to be the case there, too
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Originally posted by kuru:
there's rarely any kind of correlation between body size and penis size, based on what i've seen and what i've discussed with friends. the smallest penis i ever saw was that of a guy who's 6'3" tall and 225 lbs. i never measured it, so i can't say for a fact that it was 3", but it definately fell short of 4.5".6" is definately within range, which i'd say goes from about 4.5" to about 8.5". anything smaller or bigger and it's gonna take more effort on the part of the guy to make things enjoyable.
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I'm about 70kg (sorry I'm from Australia)
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anyway, ron jeremy was in it.... my God, that old fatass has a huge fucking dick! i mean, that's insane... that's unnatural... has anyone else seen a porn w/ ron jeremy? do you think the same thing i do?
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brodie
Now every face, it looks familiar...
then every face would melt away until now...
everyone, do you know, I know your deception?
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Something about Milwaukee just lends itself to blasting porn out the windows. We used to do that all the time
Sweatshops=thailand, china, etc
not taiwan
most of the computer expos are held at taiwan
and since this is my first post i would like to say that these forums are hilarious!
(cs.net is plagued with stupidity)
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Originally posted by Grumble:
Hmm, looks like any worries I might have had have are gone... 7", and turning 15 next month.
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahah!!
Damn, not only are 90\% of detneters hung like a horse, but they are also < raging super-geniuses >.
Looks like i have come to the right place
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Originally posted by Blain:
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahah!!
Damn, not only are 90\% of detneters hung like a horse, but they are also < raging super-geniuses >.Looks like i have come to the right place
Yes. This is where people who are extremely ugly, yet smart and well hung come to hang out. Welcome, fello ugly-man!
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wtf!!! I didn't even click twice! I hate you detnet!
This message has been edited by askheaves on October 30, 2000 at 11:04 PM