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Topic: Jesus hates sex!
started by: j1mmy

Posted by j1mmy on Jul. 28 2000,03:17

< Jack Chick sucks! >

Posted by Observer on Jul. 28 2000,10:58

Interesting note about the venereal diseases with respect to the rules listed in the Old Testament: Many experts believe most of the diseases entered the human population from animals. And on a lighter note, here's a Parking Lot is Full comic for y'all to enjoy:

Check out < http://www.plif.com > for more twisted humor like that.

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Posted by Sithiee on Jul. 28 2000,13:03

thats not curious george...is it?...thats just...wrong. wrong and evil. EVIL!

Posted by kai on Jul. 28 2000,14:30

if thats curious george then is that the man in the yellow hat next to him? I had no idea he was such a kinky freak

Posted by cr0bar on Jul. 28 2000,15:35

Something tells me that george is no longer "curious". . .

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Posted by Kolben on Jul. 28 2000,17:58

How could Jesus hate sex? He died before having it...a couple of time, hehe

Posted by Bozeman on Jul. 28 2000,21:27

That one is pretty funny, but you should see the one where Ronald McDonald is assasinated.

Posted by rocky on Jul. 31 2000,05:30

george is plenty curious. He still hasn't had a threesome yet.

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Posted by demonk on Jul. 22 2001,18:34

Come on guys! Why do you guys think he kept a monkey around? For the laughs?

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Posted by Spydir on Jul. 22 2001,20:44

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Posted by Dark Knight Bob on Jul. 22 2001,22:03

AHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHA! i hear some crap from "christians" who think that everything is a sin. when i was a kid at this shit christian childrens camping activity tent thing where this guy was lecturing us that condoms didnt work ahahahaha! omfg the whole thing about sex outside marriage is more a society thing than religious. its cos society has grown up to think that sex is not the done thing. its all cos twats misinterpret so much shit ahahaha. OTT christians make me laugh. hey come to think of it lets all get snakes and hold them so they bite us. god will save us cos it says so in the bible.

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Is it just me or does WWF look 10 times more entertaining when playing the benny hill music in the background.

Posted by solid on Jul. 23 2001,00:12

"Hey man! Respect Jesus. He loves you, you know."

Posted by Dark Knight Bob on Jul. 23 2001,00:18

"jesus is dead i fragged him"

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Is it just me or does WWF look 10 times more entertaining when playing the benny hill music in the background.

Posted by kornalldaway on Jul. 23 2001,00:27

(Radio):Stick together team!
(Radio):Affirmative!
(Radio):Jesus Spotted!!!
(Radio):Go!Go!Go!
*Jesus killed with headshot by LuCiPH3r
*DEAD*Jesus: Damn Lag!!!!

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Posted by Spydir on Jul. 23 2001,01:11

it's not really society, it's that for so long christian were in control it became part of our society. That's why OTTC's are freaking out and getting overly christian. There's so many new things for people to get into it freaks them out. Like asian culture's are against sex (to my understanding). Hell, they have temples devoted to the dick. Seriously. Dysorderia's mom had a job cleaning them with her tounge.

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Posted by miNus on Jul. 23 2001,01:33

Thought if korn didn't mind, I'd continue for him.

*Dead*Jesus: Damn it that guy is using a headshot script. <dubya>Daddy!</dubya>.
*LuCiPH3r was struck down by God's wrath*

Posted by kornalldaway on Jul. 23 2001,01:45

lol
i hate when admins hit u with the lighning...
and yes it did happen to a few people while i watched and to me once
and no, it's not accidental usually
admin with admin mod can control the lighning

Posted by miNus on Jul. 23 2001,01:55

I'm admin on my server...
arrgeebee.com
I love this command:
admin_execteam terrorist "kill"
Effectively, their whole team just typed kill in the console

Posted by Wolfguard on Jul. 23 2001,12:23

quote:
Originally posted by solid:
"Hey man! Respect Jesus. He loves you, you know."

Yes, Jesus loves you solid.

Everyone else in the world thinks your an asshole but Jesus loves you...

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Posted by Dark Knight Bob on Jul. 23 2001,12:57

/Jesus activates CS v1.1 Holy Wrath Mod
*LuCiPH3r spawns with H.E grenade up his ass
*LuCiPH3r killed by Jesus
*DEAD*LuCiPH3r: dammit just cos the flashbangs shine out of your ass!

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Is it just me or does WWF look 10 times more entertaining when playing the benny hill music in the background.

Posted by PersonGuy on Jul. 23 2001,13:53

quote:
Originally posted by Wolfguard:
Everyone else in the world thinks your an asshole but Jesus loves you...

ROFL! I guess that makes Jesus a dumb-ass!

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Posted by Greasemonk on Jul. 23 2001,15:44

I dont know about Jesus hating sex BUT I do know this. I definitely want Jesus to build my Hotrod!!!

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Posted by incubus on Jul. 23 2001,23:29

quote:
Originally posted by Greasemonk:
I dont know about Jesus hating sex BUT I do know this. I definitely want Jesus to build my Hotrod!!!

"Soon I discovered, that this rock thing was true, that Jerry Lee Lewis was the Devil, and Jesus was an Architect, previous to his career as a Prophet. All of a sudden I found myself in love with the world, and there was only one thing I could do. Just ding-a-ding dang, my dang-a-long ling-long."
</ministry>

WHAT A FUCKING TRACK!!!!!!1

Posted by Dark Knight Bob on Jul. 23 2001,23:35

?????

*requesting mp3 link to said tuneage with ownage*

or at least the name

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Is it just me or does WWF look 10 times more entertaining when playing the benny hill music in the background.

Posted by DuSTman on Jul. 23 2001,23:54

< Here. >

This message has been edited by DuSTman on July 24, 2001 at 06:55 PM

Posted by Spydir on Jul. 24 2001,00:35

I thought Ge-bus was a carpenter?...

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Posted by Greasemonk on Jul. 24 2001,13:11

quote:
Originally posted by incubus:
"Soon I discovered, that this rock thing was true, that Jerry Lee Lewis was the Devil, and Jesus was an Architect, previous to his career as a Prophet. All of a sudden I found myself in love with the world, and there was only one thing I could do. Just ding-a-ding dang, my dang-a-long ling-long."
</ministry>
WHAT A FUCKING TRACK!!!!!!1

FYI thats actlaly the lead singer of the Butthole Surfers doing the singing on this track. Also Alan Jourgensen and that other Ministry guy are in the movie A.I. in the scenes with the Flesh Fair. They are da band on the stage playing with the cool costumes.

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Force that shatters all, absence of mortality