Forum: Sex
Topic: Sex is good
started by: Sithiee
Posted by Sithiee on Jul. 26 2000,18:25
what do you all think?
heh...i cant resist...fp
Posted by Rhydant on Jul. 26 2000,21:00
well, i wouldnt know yet, but yes, im sure it is the best damn thing on the face of the planet (except maybe pizza bagles)
Posted by Hellraiser on Jul. 26 2000,21:22
Nothing could possibly beat pizza bagels!------------------
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Posted by rig_hater on Jul. 27 2000,01:41
Hellraiser - pizza bagels? are you still a virgin or have you never had a good lay?------------------
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Posted by jptech on Jul. 27 2000,02:31
Definately #1, when it's around to be had... =)
Posted by kai on Jul. 27 2000,04:02
anybody had two chicks at the same time(or two guys I spose for some of you)
Posted by Willy Pete on Jul. 27 2000,07:38
I'm sorry, you can laugh all you want, but too much of a good thing can become , uhm, boring. (No, I haven't reached that point yet with THE GOOD THANG.)
But there are things out there to rival it.(until they get boring)
Skydiving.
Deep Scuba diving (past 90 feet, each 10 foot adds the affect of 1 martini - nitrogen narcosis)
Blowing something up. Anything.
Going fast: on a motorbike, sportscar, airplane, boat, snowboard.------------------
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Posted by Kolben on Jul. 27 2000,08:55
Well...sex is never the same thing WP. Sex never gets boring. At least not when I'm having it  And...
You can have sex while skydiving.
You can have sex while deep scuba diving (probably difficult though)
You can have sex while drinking martini.
You can have sex while blowing something up.
You can have sex while going fast: on a motorbike, sportscar, airplane, boat, snowboard. (I wouldn't recommend having sex while snowbording though). Sex rox0rs, and if you think otherwise, then...don't have it. Just don't stand close to me, when you blow up, hehe...
Posted by Kolben on Jul. 27 2000,17:36
Hellraiser: What about having sex with a girl, while having pizza baggles at the same time. People talk so much about alternative ways of having sex. Maybe this could be one  The best thing I ever tried was having sex with my girlfriend for 7 hours. 7 hours of pleasing each other...damn, I was hungry afterwards... [This message has been edited by Kolben (edited July 27, 2000).]
Posted by teklanika on Jul. 27 2000,21:17
quote:
Originally posted by kai:
anybody had two chicks at the same time(or two guys I spose for some of you)
yes, i have.... all ways: two guys, two chicks, one of each....
personally, i favor the one of each option, especially when the other two feel no attraction for each other, so i get all the attention... yum. i'm a chick, btw. ------------------
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Posted by Bozeman on Jul. 27 2000,21:49
I was in the mall and I walked by Victoria Secret. There was an ad with a naked model dressed as an angel. I know sex sells, but if an underwear ad has no underwear, is it an underwear ad?
Posted by j0eSmith on Jul. 28 2000,22:47
Yes. If it was the underwear angel.
Posted by Bozeman on Jul. 31 2000,00:06
Uh, angel wings were attatched to her back, I guess. You can probably see the same ad on a bilboard, on in the window of the V.S. at your local mall.
Posted by Sithiee on Jul. 31 2000,03:05
i spose this is a bit off topic, but did you know that if you (assuming youre male) go into a vs and ask to try on a bra, they cant legally refuse? now i know you wouldnt normally want to do that, but imagine how much fun you could have fucking with the employee's minds?
Posted by s0ap on Jul. 31 2000,03:33
Or you could just go into the store and start
"touching" the items
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Posted by rocky on Jul. 31 2000,05:43
if she were naked, how could she be dressed as an angel? HUH? HUH?------------------
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