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Topic: I still can't get laid
started by: ic0n0

Posted by ic0n0 on Apr. 27 2001,12:31

Hum I still can’t get laid. I must be one ugly not-fucker. I’m getting desperate, my pr0n collection has grown 3x in the past few months and I’m on a dial-up!! If I had any money I would buy a hooker. I need a female relationship, i think that is what i am missing in my life.

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This message has been edited by ic0n0 on April 28, 2001 at 07:32 AM

Posted by PersonGuy on Apr. 27 2001,13:04

Step 1) Step outside house

Step 2) Go to some sort of group where the ratio of women to men is at least 3:1.

Step 3) Be friendly and get to know people.

Step 4) Go there at the same time once every week.

Step 5) Pick someone who ALSO goes there the every week the same time as you.

Step 6) Ask her out to dinner.

Step 7) Improvise from there... no lunches... no movies on the first date.

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Posted by Rhydant on Apr. 27 2001,14:52

you know, with all this advice from various people, i bet we could write a damnedable good self-help book.
"Get Over It Already" A self-help book from Detonate.net

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Posted by TallAssAzn on Apr. 28 2001,01:31

quote:
Originally posted by Rhydant:
"Get Over It Already" A self-help book from Detonate.net

What a novel idea. Haha. Pun.

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Posted by porn_dealer on Apr. 28 2001,03:20

maybe we should publish a book with memorable forum posts...with a whole three chapters to PersonGuy heh

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Posted by a.out on Apr. 28 2001,03:49

quote:
Originally posted by ic0n0:
Hum I still can’t get laid. I must be one ugly not-fucker.

Hey! Me too!!

Posted by LiNeY on Apr. 28 2001,18:58

quote:
Originally posted by ic0n0:
Hum I still can’t get laid.

how old are you?
it doesn't matter what you answer - there's still hope.
Actually, don't wait for it desperately. The right place and time (and girl) will be there... just try to get to know as many nice people as possible. And when you meet a girl, don't dive into the sex topic right away...

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I can resist everything except Temptation. - Oscar Wilde

Posted by blanalex on Apr. 28 2001,21:06

quote:
Originally posted by LiNeY:
it doesn't matter what you answer - there's still hope.

oh please! the possibility of me getting laid is only an urban myth!

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Posted by Xenoflargactian on Apr. 29 2001,01:17

I got really lucky! for some freak reason my gf has a defective gene where she actually thinks i'm hot! some freaky shit. i havent been laid yet, and i prolly wont be for a couple years, but i god/luck/whatever has blessed me by having her genetics phuk dup.

still donno why she thinks i'm hot...

Posted by Rhydant on Apr. 29 2001,05:44

i cant get laid either... but then again, im not actually TRYING to.... so...

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...when you look long into an abyss, the abyss also looks into you
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Posted by Greasemonk on Apr. 29 2001,09:59

quote:
Originally posted by ic0n0:
Hum I still can’t get laid. I must be one ugly not-fucker. I’m getting desperate, my pr0n collection has grown 3x in the past few months and I’m on a dial-up!! If I had any money I would buy a hooker. I need a female relationship, i think that is what i am missing in my life.

Take it easy man, just go out and be social, meet new people. One piece of advise. Always be nice to chics you come in contact with, even the fugly ones. They might have good looking girly friends that might be interested.

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Posted by askheaves on Apr. 29 2001,15:09

All I can tell you is that the problem most likely lies in your question: Why can't I get laid.

It's like the watched pot. If you go out not expecting to find a lay, then one usually falls in your lap. It's because you're not nervous, you're pulled together, and you're not desperate... women can smell that.

Just live like a human being first, and worry about the sex when a woman comes around. Don't be putting the carriage in front of the horse... unless you're into that sort of thing.

mmmm.... clíches...

Posted by ytsejammer on Apr. 29 2001,16:04

Icono, you must be under 21. Because if you're over 21, there's probably a hundred places you can go. And go for the older chicks (within limits), they are the horny ones.

--= Devin

Posted by ic0n0 on Apr. 29 2001,18:17

i'm 18, 19 in november (long way away) so yes i'm under 21.

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Posted by j0eSmith on Apr. 29 2001,22:12

/me laughs as he is 17 and only two years away, and easily withing fake ID range of legal age (19 here in BC)

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Posted by blanalex on Apr. 30 2001,01:56

quote:
Originally posted by ic0n0:
Hum I still can?t get laid. I must be one ugly not-fucker.

well what's your score on hotornot.com? I have 9.3 (even though i rank myself somewhere between 5.5 and 7, see by < yourself >), and i never had a date or a gf, or even been near of having one for that matter.

maybe the problem is not the container, but the content... as myself

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Posted by kuru on Apr. 30 2001,02:49

being conscientious of your appearance is one thing, and being hung up on it is another.

being hung up on looks, no matter how cute you are, is unnattractive to a lot of people. just relax, and stop trying. you'll find it when you're not looking. that's just how it happens.

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'dancing is the vertical expression of horizontal desire.'
-robert frost

Posted by PersonGuy on Apr. 30 2001,13:39

I got a 6.5 on AmIHotOrNot with one picture and a 5 with another.

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Posted by Blowgoats on Apr. 30 2001,14:11

I say you go out and meet some new people.....HA! Yeah right! Why don't you just find one of your friends that wants to have sex, and have sex with them! It's easy...

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Posted by LazyGit on Apr. 30 2001,16:43

1 Go to a club.
2 Get on the dance floor.
3 Feel random girls hips/ass/tits.
4 If slapped repeat 3, if not continue to 5.
5 Dance with girl, she is dirty.
6 Invite back to your place or wait for her to make similar proposal.
7 If agreement is made continue to 8, if slapped, repeat 3.
8 Go home with dirty girl.
9 Bone.

So you're going to lose it to some filthy bird who you've never met before but at least you'll have got laid.

Disclaimer: Not recommended for people with self respect who aren't obsessed with trying to get action.
cheers

Posted by Dark Knight Bob on Apr. 30 2001,16:55

ahahaa tis legal here to bone 16 year olds !!! woohaha uk rulez

oh wait i forgot i cant actually get any action thanks a lot guys now i'm all depressed ...fucking life

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