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Forum: Sex
Topic: *porno music plays*
started by: SiLVeR54

Posted by SiLVeR54 on Apr. 25 2001,00:33

this is a convo i had with PG

SiLVeR54: we gave it a try... and well, we'd still be good friends... just no sugar
PersonGuy: but I don't understand how it DIDN'T work...
SiLVeR54: i'm not attracted to her in THAT way
PersonGuy: oh... well that sucks!
SiLVeR54: i know
PersonGuy: is she ugly? I thought you said you didn't think she was...
SiLVeR54: well, she's not THAT good-looking....
PersonGuy: lol
PersonGuy: you're 14 right? do you even NEED someone who really flips your cookie? I could get off humping a chair at that age!
PersonGuy:
SiLVeR54: hahah,
*looks at chair*
oooo
*gets erection*
dammit
PersonGuy: ROFL!!
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*ahem*
feedback? comments? advice? whatever...

silver

Posted by solid on Apr. 25 2001,00:35

HAHAHAHA.. ohh man.. no.. I can't make a toon outta that one.. not unless it was hand drawn.

Posted by ASCIIMan on Apr. 25 2001,06:19

Wait... you're attracted to chairs... and not to this girl? WTF!?!

I think you have your sexual priorities mixed up. (Unless you was looking at one of those really cool chairs, you know, with the thingie on it? I'm 19, and I STILL get horny looking at those... J/K )

This message has been edited by ASCIIMan on April 26, 2001 at 01:22 AM

Posted by solid on Apr. 25 2001,16:49

I get worked up over those nice comfy furry like chairs... mmmmm.. hey and those ones that give massages.

(jk! )