Beaver Claybrook!

one of my friend's pet's name's was stubby and he lived on derwood drive so he was Stubby Derwood hahaha. Any other good ones?

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This message has been edited by Unexplained on April 24, 2001 at 06:11 AM

nice street names they got in Germany... and thanks forever to my mom for naming our dog Bella - I always knew sometime that name would come in handy.

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I can resist everything except Temptation. - Oscar Wilde

Harley (dog)
Miller (dog)
Ginger (dog)
Abby (dog)
Madison (dog)
Elly (dog)
Miah (cat)

And I grew up on Colleen Drive.

I think making your Star Wars Name is cooler... Here's How.

For the first name, take the first three letters of your last name, and add to that the first two letters of your first name. For example, John Smith would be 'Smijo'
For the last name, take the first two letters of your mom's maiden name. Add the first three letters of your birthplace. If John's mom's maiden name was Baker, and he was born in Springfield, then his last name would be 'Baspr.'
Put them together, and you have your Star Wars name! Our example is 'Smijo Baspr'

Mine would be Marji Morso

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< Brews and Cues >

Goeja Stabb

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< Robot Conflict >

Mosel MoOne - that sux!

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Force that shatters all, absence of mortality

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Jake Holyoke

Alt Method: (Pet, Mom's Maiden name)
Angus Drake

Morbr Drmil

no comment

Everybody knows that your porn name is derived from the name of your _first_ pet and the maiden name of your mother.

Nemesis Southworth

It's got the bite of a porn name with Nemesis but a little bit of an intellectual pun with the 'South worth'

If I could actually choose a porn name though it would have to be The Slot Machine.
cheers

i dont like it.

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Originally posted by LazyGit:
No, no, no, no, no.
Everybody knows that your porn name is derived from the name of your _first_ pet and the maiden name of your mother.

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ROFLMAO IN THAT CASE MY PORN NAME IS BEAVER BARON! HAHAHAHAHAHA

my star wars name is Livda Baing

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Originally posted by just_dave:
fancy 1247

my dogs name was fancy (sister's big brain) and we live on highway 1247???

edit: i cant speel

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damn i guess its a good thing im not a pimp

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Over and out

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As I chase the leaves like the words I never find ...

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Originally posted by CatKnight:
ROFLMAO IN THAT CASE MY PORN NAME IS [b]BEAVER BARON! HAHAHAHAHAHA
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LOL *wipes tear from eye* thats pretty good

My starwars name is: Fryke Wasan
cool

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If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?

My porn name would be Heywood Jablowme if I could choose it. That or Siton McCock, as in "The name's McCock, Siton McCock."

Oh and melk0r, if you lived on Cherry Road, that name would rule... Buster Cherry

This message has been edited by miNus on April 24, 2001 at 04:32 PM

This message has been edited by melk0r on April 29, 2001 at 05:42 PM

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Oh and melk0r, if you lived on Cherry Road, that name would rule... Buster Cherry

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hah, DAMN. actually i just remembered one(i have to dig way back in my memory, considering i dont remember my sixth grade teachers name, but this was an actually street) .. buster prospect.

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...when you look long into an abyss, the abyss also looks into you
-- Friedrich Nietzsche

wesni newas for star wars.

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'dancing is the vertical expression of horizontal desire.'
-robert frost

and

Gilgr Kesmi

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When my flying days are over, and my death has come to pass
I hope they bury me upside down, so the whole damn world can kiss my ass

-Ash

Sebastian Maryland. Next month it'll be Sebastian Oakland.

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"There is no such thing as cybersex. The only person getting f*cked is you, by America Online."

And I didn't have a pet... say "his" "name" "was" "Max".. i dunno..

Max Abo-bargh (its pronounced different than you think)? HAVE YOU EVER LIVED IN IRAN MAN? you just CANT GET porn names there..

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my dogs name was fancy (sister's big brain) and we live on highway 1247???

edit: i cant speel
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This message has been edited by just_dave on April 24, 2001 at 12:29 PM

I like the fact that someone nearly came up with an actual porn star's name. Someone contrived Remington Teel.

And my way is the right way.

I don't like the Star Wars name thing though. Everybody ends up with two five letter names, you need to have a chance of getting three names so you can havesomething like Obi Wan Kenobi or else it's just not cool.
cheers

I guess mine would then be Bubba Buck.

My neighbors dog’s name is BJ

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Imagine the kind of porn films you could do with a name like Beaver Baron.

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Yeah, I could wear one of those WWI outfits with the hat with the spike in it. On second thought maybe not...

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my butt and uh your uh butt.

Has anyone contemplated doing porn but seriously not just, 'dammit, it'd be cool to get paid to fuck loads of big titted women'. If I had no future I'd think about it, especially if I was in LA.
cheers

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My Star Wars name is Suijo Molon. That's pretty cool

I'm a star

SW: Riclu lasou.

almost sounds like a normal name for SW...

oh wait... thats a crap porn name
ah well

haha beaver baron ... that's awesome!

:P>->8O

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When 1337 hax0rs start impaling each other with swords and typing code with a hook on one hand, then they can modify the term "pirate."

Peter Wood

Broad Woman

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oh man, it just doesnt get any better than that.

Beaver Baron was pretty good too.

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I may be paranoid, but not an Android.

Man that sounds homosexual...

Conma Jaleb, sounds like something an english major would say...

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If you have a problem with the average IQ around here, don't do things to lower it.

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Originally posted by Nikita:
:P> :b> :P> :b> :P> :b> ... if anyone knows what this happy smiley is implying, the yay to you.

haha beaver baron ... that's awesome!

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In Scotland it's known as ... "Growling at the Badger"

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Originally posted by Rhydant:
[QUOTE]Originally posted by just_dave:
[b]fancy 1247

my dogs name was fancy (sister's big brain) and we live on highway 1247???

edit: i cant speel

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Naa its just called Highway 1247.. dont ask me?? I just live here

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here is my two cents... in a week maybe we can make a dollar??

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Originally posted by incubus:
In Scotland it's known as ... "Growling at the Badger"

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ROFLMAO!

CK's: Max Walnut (not bad)
LG's: Mike Cooper (shit, that's my uncle's name)
Star Wars: Priro Cogre

Damn, these names are as lame as I am!

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I can imagine a world with no hate, no crime, and no violence. I could also imagine us attacking that world because they'd never expect it.

heh...i grew up on 69th AVe in Queens.

so my porn name
would be

candie wonga
by the street name andpet name and my star wars name is

Zucti Kacam

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Caseman's kewl, he sometimes makes good posts based on small observations.

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Originally posted by smartsnake:
Buck Fitches

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Buster Gonad

when i was managing a movie theatre a few years ago, we did the porn star name with the mother's maiden name, and here were a couple...

Vega Vocalect (cat)
Midnight Johnson (poodle named midnight)
James Pratt (kinda like John Holmes in my opinion, his bird)

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"just pressin y0 butt0ns f00" -- miNus

Now _that's_ a great porn name.

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