EVERY fucking time we get a new chick on here, before they even hit 20 posts, somebody starts begging for a picture.

then the chick, who can't post the pic herself, gives it to one of the guys (who shall remain nameless) to post it for her.

then we have 15 or 20 posts kissing her ass for how cute she is.

i realize this is the sex forum, but damn. i thought the point was to talk about it, get and share information. not drool over and kiss the ass of every chick who shows up, or put up pictures and then start fishing for ass kissings.

people bitch about me wanting compliments (jim) but shit in all hell, when is the last time i begged some dude to post my pics because i wanted to find out if the detnetters thought i was hot?

really. you guys amaze me. i guess it's ok to beg attention... as long as your name isn't kuru.

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kuru
'dancing is the vertical expression of horizontal desire.'
-robert frost

edit: spelling.
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kuru
'dancing is the vertical expression of horizontal desire.'
-robert frost

This message has been edited by kuru on April 22, 2001 at 05:48 PM

but my opinion is.. heh.. ... my opinion is about life - no matter how much kuru you wish for it to be NOT contradictory (say, no spicegoddess praising versus your "constant" (which im with you on that one) attempts to grab attention) you'll end up in around a similar situation (say askheaves-kuru jokes). just take a good look, sigh, and chuckle.

silver

but at the same time, she does that joke with askheaves thing which is in a way, similar.

its how contradictory life is and how much you can hate it or love it for being so.

Why don't you run that through the ol' fish and set it for english. Let's see what just spewed from your keys.

edit:
There we go... Russian to English:

quote:

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uyu oyu.. tyuis of tyuread of shill of definately start the catfish of tention. ashlar we opinion IS. yueyu..... we opinion IS about bodice - but matter of yuosh to muchyu hen to you to shisyu of odds it the b OF THE NOTES of chontradichtory (say, but of spichegoddess of praising of versus of your of " chonstant " (to shyuichyu by them to shityu to you it tyuat to one) of attempts that the hornbeam of attention) you'll of end up ine of around and of similar of situation (say the askheaves- hen of zhokes). zhust suchr and good of look, to sigyu, Andes to chyuuchkle

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much better. thank you

This message has been edited by askheaves on April 22, 2001 at 08:30 PM

quote:

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then the chick, who can't post the pic herself, gives it to one of the guys (who shall remain nameless) to post it for her.

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quote:

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Originally posted by aventari:
Do I detect a hint of jealousy?

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don't start that now

This message has been edited by CatKnight on April 22, 2001 at 08:51 PM

And SpiceGoddess IS hot, I've rarely posted about any others accept for that chick contest.

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Have a nice day, because monkeys don't.
-< PersonGuy >

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"There is no such thing as cybersex. The only person getting f*cked is you, by America Online."

quote:

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Originally posted by kuru:
but i have to point it out.

EVERY fucking time we get a new chick on here, before they even hit 20 posts, somebody starts begging for a picture.

then the chick, who can't post the pic herself, gives it to one of the guys (who shall remain nameless) to post it for her.

then we have 15 or 20 posts kissing her ass for how cute she is.

i realize this is the sex forum, but damn. i thought the point was to talk about it, get and share information. not drool over and kiss the ass of every chick who shows up, or put up pictures and then start fishing for ass kissings.

people bitch about me wanting compliments (jim) but shit in all hell, when is the last time i begged some dude to post my pics because i wanted to find out if the detnetters thought i was hot?

really. you guys amaze me. i guess it's ok to beg attention... as long as your name isn't kuru.

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Come on now Kuru. 98\% of the posters here that are guys are under 18 and virgins and weigh under 120 lbs. Ever notice the posts that look like this

FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP

sounds like someone is definitely jealous!!

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All that I know there was no God for me
Force that shatters all, absence of mortality

This message has been edited by Greasemonk on April 23, 2001 at 04:30 AM

Oooops...

Ok, that was low. But my point is, if some chick posts a picture and gets a few compliments, I don't see the big deal. My problem with you has always been about the way you starve for attention.

kuru: I shave my pussy.
Detnet: Oh kuru, I love you show us your picture.
kuru: No, no, no. I fuck older men until they scream for me to stop.
Detnet: Oh kuru, I love you show us your picture.
kuru: No, no, no. I love sucking dick and swallowing cum.
Detnet: Oh kuru, I love you show us your picture.
Somechick: Hey guys!
kuru: You are so stupid, what a dumb post, go away.

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jim
Beauty is in the eye of the Beer Holder
< Brews and Cues >

This message has been edited by jim on April 23, 2001 at 07:33 AM

not that im GLOATING about it.. but still.

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I can resist everything except Temptation. - Oscar Wilde

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Have a nice day, because monkeys don't.
-< PersonGuy >

quote:

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Originally posted by PersonGuy:
Right on LiNeY! And I'll PROMISE to make an extra effort to put up a pic of my nipples if YOU do the same! h4w!

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I was talking about communication! Do you think I communicate with my nipples?

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I can resist everything except Temptation. - Oscar Wilde

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If you have multiple personalties and think about suicide is it a hostage situation???

quote:

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Originally posted by solid:
ants communicate with those things on their heads.. the.. antlers or.. that rod.. whatever the fuck it is!!

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They also use chemical pheromones to send messages, like "the hive needs food" or "back the fuck off, you stupid little prick." However, usually these are much simplified.

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It's the pop-o-matic bubble, motherfucker!

quote:

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Originally posted by melk0r:
i am sixteen, so you can definitely say im overrun by hormones, but even i can see through some of the girls ploys for attention. i'm very sorry that you arent detnet queen for two days while we get to know the new intellectual hottie.

i think greasemonk said it best:
[QUOTE]

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OUCH!

Anyhow I don't understand why you people are constantly over each other's asses about this shit. I mean it's really becoming pathetic...

I think spicegodess is rather attractive! But hey, I didn't even get to SEE your pic kuru, there was just a lot of GOD DAMNED TEASING AND STALLING involved.

Besides, whaddya expect when you mix females with males? Normal friendships?! NAH! Sexual tension, conflict, who knows what else! AND THATS WHATS SO GREAT ABOUT IT!

quote:

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Originally posted by jim:

kuru: I shave my pussy.
Detnet: Oh kuru, I love you show us your picture.
kuru: No, no, no. I fuck older men until they scream for me to stop.
Detnet: Oh kuru, I love you show us your picture.
kuru: No, no, no. I love sucking dick and swallowing cum.
Detnet: Oh kuru, I love you show us your picture.
Somechick: Hey guys!
kuru: You are so stupid, what a dumb post, go away.

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i think that this is totally true in the sense that she's always dropping enough hints to keep us interested, but never enough to keep us satisfied, so we keep coming back for more.

aka, you too want attention, like most females. they all just have a different approach to the same matter.

quote:

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Greasemonk:

Come on now Kuru. 98\% of the posters here that are guys are under 18 and virgins and weigh under 120 lbs. Ever notice the posts that look like this

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i am sixteen, so you can definitely say im overrun by hormones, but even i can see through some of the girls ploys for attention. i'm very sorry that you arent detnet queen for two days while we get to know the new intellectual hottie.

i think greasemonk said it best:

quote:

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This message has been edited by melk0r on April 23, 2001 at 12:21 PM

"Bitch"

there you asked for it,

Now I don't know Kuru and I never will and you don't know me etc. but you seem to want attention more than anyone else on this forum. You always seem to feel that you are the "woman"!! You post sometimes like a prophet who knows the divine truth!! Just an observation!!!

On the other hand I think its a great point what you said, there is too much "My god your a sex-kitten, come get your mack on with me" or "will you ring me know so we can wack off, talking on the phone"!! I actually haven't seen a pic of 'spice goddess' but if guys like her thats great, but we don't all need to hear about it. Talk to her privately and tell her!!

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Heroin: It's been polluting our beaches since...fucked if I know!

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All that I know there was no God for me
Force that shatters all, absence of mortality

quote:

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Originally posted by Silence:
right everyones been waiting for this

"Bitch"

there you asked for it,

Now I don't know Kuru and I never will and you don't know me etc. but you seem to want attention more than anyone else on this forum. You always seem to feel that you are the "woman"!! You post sometimes like a prophet who knows the divine truth!! Just an observation!!!

On the other hand I think its a great point what you said, there is too much "My god your a sex-kitten, come get your mack on with me" or "will you ring me know so we can wack off, talking on the phone"!! I actually haven't seen a pic of 'spice goddess' but if guys like her thats great, but we don't all need to hear about it. Talk to her privately and tell her!!

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Hmmm maybe Crobar should create a Picture forum, just a suggestion...

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All that I know there was no God for me
Force that shatters all, absence of mortality

>ring, click
Hey, baby...
>huh?
You're HOT! I'm lookin at your picture right now...
>...
I'm gettin hot lookin at you, baby...
>SLAM

Ok, now we understand the perpose of a complements within a public forum!

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Have a nice day, because monkeys don't.
-< PersonGuy >

ok im sure you all feel for me now so ill be on my way...

This message has been edited by solid on April 24, 2001 at 12:01 PM

they have everything!
you can have a good meal!
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*cue in my brother which ran in the room and started dancing*

That's right, it's happening right now and I'm laughing my ass off!!

Its fun to stay in the - YYYYY MMM C A!
....

allright enough off topic posting.

Kuru had a strong urge to post about how everyone is kissing (which, really, theyre not- I mean you don't really expect a detnetter to be very attractive, let's all admit that) spicegodess's ass right when she posted the pic! She knew that a lot of people would start to comment on her looks, askheaves made a wrong move, and she cared, except - hey, askheaves was just making a harmless joke, which in turn ended up building a little bit of anger/jelousy in kuru.

On the other hand, her guess at how a lot of people would start commenting on her looks came true which fueled her fire a little more- not to mention how this was becoming similar to when for a period of time the detnetters were kissing (or commenting) her ass and she was being burnt for it (by jim, some others..). And here we have HER not getting the same treatment, but that's kind of creul, but what the hell! From the previous two things that made her a little pissed, this just made her day (or week, who knows).

Like ... who was it that said it, starting with what pisesd her off a little bit at first, everything else pissed her off a bit more from there- and so she made this post. Of course, she wasnt exactly wrong either, but the point it established was from the wrong end.

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Ok! So.. how was I? Good? Bad? Completely off? Tell me, and tell me why too.

Anyway, the only thing I would object to is the kuru-askheaves gloating. Though kuru does seem to do a little more of that than 'heaves.

Yes, we are all entitled to have fun and enjoy life, but do we really need to read about it here in small teasing snippets?

Some of you might come back with, "well if you don't want to read about someone's personal life, then don't read the post." That's just retarded. I don't feel the need to boast about my sexual exploits on this board. Giving advice or recommendations is one thing.

Sure hope this doesn't develop similar to the flames that syf0n has taken over material wealth.

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A good programmer is someone who looks both ways on a one-way street

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-- incubus
As I chase the leaves like the words I never find ...

this is not about jealousy, or about me wanting the attention that someone else is getting. it's me asking if the ass kissing can be taken off the boards. and yeah, it does frost my ass that i get told off to hell and back if jim et al start thinking that i'm in *any* way asking for attention, but that anybody else who posts a pic and flat out asks to be told they're beautiful, it's all ok.

i don't know how it can be so damn hard to understand that just because i point out that all the recent ass kissing is detracting from the good conversations, it doesn't mean i'm jealous. I DO NOT WANT MY ASS KISSED. i never asked for the attention i got, whether or not some people (jim) want to believe that. i posted my thoughts and experiences in relevant topics, and then i got slammed because people here reacted to it.

excuse-fucking-me. i'm here to have fun like everybody else, but when every week some chick shows up and posts a pic or begs a guy to do it for her, and then there are 50 posts devoted to that, it detracts from the fuckin conversations.

i don't even know why i'm bothering to post this. those who think i'm just some jealous little girl aren't going to change their minds, and the nasty comments aren't going to stop. then again, i guess i have as much right to vent about the shit that bugs me as everybody else here. so continue your flames, by all means. after all, i'm only a girl, i couldn't possibly ever be saying anything valid.

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kuru
'dancing is the vertical expression of horizontal desire.'
-robert frost

So I'll start:

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kuru
'dancing is the vertical expression of horizontal desire.'
-robert frost

quote:

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Originally posted by kuru:
after all, i'm only a girl, i couldn't possibly ever be saying anything valid.

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Hey kuru, you have a valid point.

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jim
Beauty is in the eye of the Beer Holder
< Brews and Cues >

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kuru
'dancing is the vertical expression of horizontal desire.'
-robert frost

quote:

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Originally posted by kuru:
1 - this is not about jealousy, or about me wanting the attention that someone else is getting.

2 - i don't know how it can be so damn hard to understand that just because i point out that all the recent ass kissing is detracting from the good conversations, it doesn't mean i'm jealous.

3 - I DO NOT WANT MY ASS KISSED. i never asked for the attention i got, whether or not some people (jim) want to believe that.

4 - but when every week some chick shows up and posts a pic or begs a guy to do it for her, and then there are 50 posts devoted to that, it detracts from the fuckin conversations.

5 - those who think i'm just some jealous little girl aren't going to change their minds, and the nasty comments aren't going to stop.

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1 - ok.. so that clears up some stuff in my mind..

2 - it really doesnt detract.. all THAT much .. does it?

3 - but.. jeez.. you make it sound that way..

4 - did she really BEG? was it really 50 posts? im not sure but ill check sometime soon..

5 - i was just making an attempt.. i knew i shouldve put a disclaimer on that one

Why do you even fucking care what we say about anyone else?

You refuse to post a picture, cause as we're all probably sure, your not very attractive, Intellutully or Psycically. Well, maybe thats just me.

So you know what? Fuck off. If you don't like us giving compliments out where they're deserved, then you can go sit in a corner and enjoy yourself.

I still don't know why you started this whole thread, which basically says that you disaprove of us say that, in this case; spicegirl, is good looking. Why the fuck do you care? Its not as if we're saying: "Look, she's hot, especially compared to that kuru skank." Although you may seem to be taking it that way.

In fact you know what, feel free to twist my words, completly disregard what I've said and/or disregard my post entirly, because it won't change me opionion of you. Don't get me wrong, even if you posted a picture and turned out to be a good looking person, I still wouldn't like you.

Actully, I hope you never post a picture, because I'm sure it will shatter whatever fantasy image you've drummed up in your cult followings minds.

(I don't give a fuck about any typos, so don't point them out)

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When my flying days are over, and my death has come to pass
I hope they bury me upside down, so the whole damn world can kiss my ass

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When my flying days are over, and my death has come to pass
I hope they bury me upside down, so the whole damn world can kiss my ass

in short, joesmith, you have no idea what the fuck you're talking about.

you obviously couldn't come up with one logical thing to say, so you start tying to make fun of what i might look like?

and then you call me an over-opinionated bitch?

i may have a lot of opinions, but at least mine have some sort of basis. unlike your testosterone driven diahrrea of the mouth.

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kuru
'dancing is the vertical expression of horizontal desire.'
-robert frost

quote:

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Originally posted by j0eSmith:
Sure thing there CK. As far as I'm concerned she's an overly opinionated bitch who doesn't fucking deserve my respect.

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since when did having strong opinions make someone unworthy of respect?

Besides which, that wasn't the purpose of my rantings, but like I said, take it as you will, doesn't matter to me.

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When my flying days are over, and my death has come to pass
I hope they bury me upside down, so the whole damn world can kiss my ass

quote:

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Originally posted by CatKnight:
since when did having strong opinions make someone unworthy of respect?

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I said my respect, not anyone elses. And its not her strong opinions that make me feel the way I do, although I'm sure they play a role.

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When my flying days are over, and my death has come to pass
I hope they bury me upside down, so the whole damn world can kiss my ass

if not my opinions and thoughts, then what?

i'm not concerned about my looks, i just wonder why it is you turn to that instead of actually saying whatever the hell it is that you keep alluding to as the big reason for your rants about me.

surely there *is* a reason. so let's have it.

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kuru
'dancing is the vertical expression of horizontal desire.'
-robert frost

quote:

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I said my respect, not anyone elses.

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I reiterate. Since when did having strong opinions make someone unworthy of (your) respect? Do you childishly flame anyone who can argue well? Or is it because she is a female? Does she make you feel insecure about your masculenity?

I think someone has a tiny tiny little penis. Probably j0esmith, but it could also be jim.

And if you want to flame me go right ahead and try.

Your argument however seems to be pretty irrational. (It seems you even recognized this when you started the topic.. RE: the title)

Youre trying to tell us to treat every new lady that posts here in exactly the way we treat you or that's not fair. That doesn't seem right.
What about me? can I get pissed because everyone posted how hot spicegoddess is, and nobody complimented me when I posted in the pic thread? heh

There's nothing wrong w/ jealously, EVERYONE feels it. Hell I wish I had women drooling over me like that Mel Gibson bastard, but I'm not starting a thread about it.

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If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?

im a little confused right now so i wont post up anything too .. whatever.. just whatever

Theres a lot of little things that just annoy the hell out of me about you. You always seem to like to pretend your some big sex goddess (hell, maybe you are, what do I know?). You CONSTANTLY call down ALMOST all of the other girls that show up here. You do seem to have excuses for it, but they're generally lame and show signs of jealousy. You critisize other girls for posting their pictures and "fishing for compliments". Just because you choose not to, doesn't mean its wrong for anyone else to do it. You have a hard time admitting when your wrong. You flaunt your college and university time around as if anyone who went another route (the few that there are these days) was in some way inferior to you and all your higher learning. You have a tendancy to want to control topics. You have a tendancy to assume any creditation your opinions might have totally discredits any other opinions by anyone else on the board. Lately you've been flaunting your trip to meet askheaves about in every other post by aluding to it somehow. When it first happened, it was understandable. Now its just getting..ugh.

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When my flying days are over, and my death has come to pass
I hope they bury me upside down, so the whole damn world can kiss my ass

what i'm saying is that i'm tired of the ass kissing happening in threads that were a pretty decent discussion on some other topic and completely overwhelming and smothering an otherwise good conversation.

we have threads for pictures. there's one active right now. that's where the posting of pictures and the commentary on those pictures belongs. not in here, with someone who's been around for a day or two asking for their pic to be posted in a thread where it's not really relevant so that the real conversation of that thread can die due to the 'oh my god you're so hot' stuff.

sum up: pics and 'oh my god you're so hot' in the PICTURE threads. discussion on the topic in the other threads.

the 'call me a bitch' thing was written because i *knew* someone would just assume it was jealousy, or mindless ranting. does that clarify things at all?

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kuru
'dancing is the vertical expression of horizontal desire.'
-robert frost

quote:

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Originally posted by CatKnight:
I reiterate. Since when did having strong opinions make someone unworthy of (your) respect? Do you childishly flame anyone who can argue well? Or is it because she is a female? Does she make you feel insecure about your masculenity?

I think someone has a tiny tiny little penis. Probably j0esmith, but it could also be jim.

And if you want to flame me go right ahead and try.

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Catknight, look at A) My above post and B) The post of mine above that.

Kuru hasn't gained my respect because of a lot of things, not her strong opinions. Or because she's female (where the hell did THAT come from?). And no, I'm quiet secure about my masculinity.

CK, since I don't belive you would sink so low as to attempt to insult me with penis size jokes, I'll take that part metaphorically.

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When my flying days are over, and my death has come to pass
I hope they bury me upside down, so the whole damn world can kiss my ass

quote:

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Originally posted by kuru:
...
sum up: pics and 'oh my god you're so hot' in the PICTURE threads. discussion on the topic in the other threads.
..does that clarify things at all?

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Clarified well. Which means your beef is with ONE person.
Whoever posted the pic in the wrong thread.
NOT the whole detnet male population as implied.

quote:

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Originally posted by aventari:
Clarified well. Which means your beef is with ONE person.
Whoever posted the pic in the wrong thread.
NOT the whole detnet male population as implied.

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/me runs for cover

This message has been edited by CatKnight on April 24, 2001 at 09:57 PM

And I'm pretty sure that it was said soley for the purpose of pissing her off, and not meant to be taken literally.

edit: Looks like CK caught his mistake and edited his post completly just before I got mine off. To those who missed it, he quoted me saying: "Not because she's female" then Kuru saying: "..maybe because I'm a female, none of my points are valid" and then jim(I think) saying "You have a valid point".
He then said something along the lines of "For all I care, you can take it up the ass"

Note that he left out the names when quoting.

To steal a line from LazyGit,
Cheers
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When my flying days are over, and my death has come to pass
I hope they bury me upside down, so the whole damn world can kiss my ass

This message has been edited by j0eSmith on April 24, 2001 at 10:03 PM

2.) i'm not a sex goddess. i'm just a chick who likes sex and has an open mind to try stuff.

3.) i criticize the fishing for compliments. it only reinforces the (wrong) belief that a lot of people have about how the best thing a chick has going for her is her looks. good looks are nice, a good mind is better. for this i will not apologize.

4.) when i'm wrong, i admit it. there are a lot of things i don't know yet, and a lot more things i will probably never learn. i have been wrong in the past, and it'll happen again. but when i do know something, and i'm right, expect that i will stick to my guns. the reason it looks like i argue that i'm always right is that i don't get into an argument if i know or think i am wrong.

5.) i don't want to control topics. i'm not a moderator, nor the topic police. i would like to see more topics stick to the point, but sometimes the best discussions come out of where things have wandered on their own. further, i value any informed opinion i get. i don't value uninformed opinions like 'you must just be fat', because they have no basis.

6.) meeting askheaves was one of the few good points of the last year. i realize that there have been a couple of comments about it that shouldn't have been here. i apologize for those, but i consider most of you to be sort of like my friends, and anything i said was meant in a good natured way. sharing the things that made me happy kept me from thinking too much about the cancer tests i went through. i guess i went overboard. sorry.

i guess that's it. i'm not entirely sure i should've mentioned the cancer tests. please don't let it appear to be a cry for pity, because there is no reason for pity. the tests all came back normal.

anyways, i hope this covers it.

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kuru
'dancing is the vertical expression of horizontal desire.'
-robert frost

second: guyz are mostly the same. we (by we, i mean me) kiss up to new chicks because...well, fuck, WE'RE GUYZ! we like to get on the good sides of gals! we like to flirt, WE LIKE GURLZ~!

third: gurlz fish for compliments because they're insecure. when we compliment them they feel a hell-of-a-lot better. and i think that we tell the truth (i do)!

fourth: ppl are different; some gurlz like compliments from guyz, others think guyz are ABSOLOUTE pigs. i mean, everyone is different. and you can't change the way people think or act. no matter how much you try.

fifth: i have no more corn flakes, and i gotta go to the store tommorow morning to pick some up.

sixth: eggs

seventh: bacon

eigh-- OOPS! THAT'S MY GROCERY LIST!

ok, i think i've spoken my mind. i hope i've been fair to BOTH sides of this arguement..

silver

edit: spelling & grammer.. (so this is why i did bad in English this term?)

This message has been edited by SiLVeR54 on April 25, 2001 at 01:05 AM

quote:

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Originally posted by kuru:
and anything i said was meant in a good natured way.

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sigh.. i give up.... just nevermind!.. damn its 2:30 too..

kuru was right about that shit straying off topic and stuff.. but.. it didnt seem that way.. not to me, probably because i skimmed past through those posts... ok frankly i didnt think she was really all THAT attractive.. not so much for.. how many posts.. i mean hey shes ATTRACTIVE but not HOT.. or .. a

i like dots...

quote:

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Originally posted by SiLVeR54:
*cracks knuckles*
ok, lets start!
first off: very few threads stick to the point of the topic. its hard to stop ppl from talking about stupid stuff when you want their opinions on world hunger (thats an example)..

second: guyz are mostly the same. we (by we, i mean me) kiss up to new chicks because...well, fuck, WE'RE GUYZ! we like to get on the good sides of gals! we like to flirt, WE LIKE GURLZ~!

third: gurlz fish for compliments because they're insecure. when we compliment them they feel a hell-of-a-lot better. and i think that we tell the truth (i do)!

fourth: ppl are different; some gurlz like compliments from guyz, other think guyz are ABSOLOUTE pigs. i mean, everyone is different. and you can't change the way people think or act. no matter how much you try.

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well he sure surprised me there.. nice one man..

and basically, j0e, just like you dont like kuru cause she likes sex, i dont like you cause yer a canuck. dont get mad at me, im doing the same thing as you.

j/k

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All that I know there was no God for me
Force that shatters all, absence of mortality

quote:

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Originally posted by kuru:
sithiee: exactly. this is detnet. not planet 'look at me! look at me!'

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Shouldnt this be directed at syf0n?

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Decaffinated coffee is like unleaded fuel, it tastes like shit.

I've seen it loads of places and not just the net. Remember when you were in elementary school? You'd always have some twat wandering around art going "Wow! Your picture's cool. I wish mine was."
And then you OBVIOUSLY have to reply "OH no! Yours is MUCH better then mine!" And they'd walk away happy.
Now on the net, you can't check me out (1:because I've never posted a pic here) and tell me "you look cool, I wish I looked like you" in order to farm the standard reply. So what do you do? You post a pic. What are the odds, in a male dominant BBS that someone will NOT fall victim of that conditioning we got as kids and tell them they're good looking? It's easy and to them harmless. It's looking for compliments and a simple thing that some people do to bolster their self confidence. Not every one is a tower os charisma and confidence.
Also, see if the same person would say that to the 'new girl' in class.... Doubt it. It's because the net is anonymous and they feel more secure saying it, being a digitalcassanova, than they would telling a girl to her face. Again, the confidence issue. Make no mistake, I also suffer from it.
It's just a basic thing about people, Kuru. Nothing you should lose sleep over.
I could find the same by posting my pic on say a breast cancer awareness board. Guaranteed it'd have more women than men and I'd get a compliment whether or not I was ugly.

Girls who post, please don't be put off by this. Continue to post, but expect what it elicits. Sometimes us hunter/gatherers need to let out a wolf whistle or piss on the board to mark our turf. I only just learned to walk upright.

But I think conversation is a medium right now. It was at and all time LOW when the, "**** is/isn't a k/cuttie!" plauge hit. I'm not blaming YOU for that, but it was definately about you.

My point is that is some chick brings conversation to FAP, you have NO right to rob her/us of that.

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Originally posted by kuru:
...i realize that there have been a couple of comments about it that shouldn't have been here. i apologize for those...kept me from thinking too much about the cancer tests i went through.

...i'm not entirely sure i should've mentioned the cancer tests.

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I think that addressed what I was trying to say in my post quite well. I also believe that without the balance of the bad stuff (which you were trying to counter) in discussions, it's harder for the reader to make the connection. So your intent behind the posts is lost and heated tempers ensue.

As you also said in that post, you own up to your mistakes. Even I have to do that sometimes. Just glad this is one more wrinkle that can be ironed out.

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Wake up mother fuckers. I realize not everyone has been around here as long as I have, but some of you have. I wouldn't have got involed in this thread, but name was thrown around, so I did.

Not too long ago, kuru was basically the only chick active in these forums. She constantly threw out remarks completely off topic in order to draw a crowd around her. Unless you consider this on topic.
Detnetter: I like airplanes
kuru: I've fucked 3 people in an airplane, shaved my pussy, and gargled some cum. No you can't see a picture of me.

This went on for months of every fucking topic in the forums switching from it's header to being about kuru posting a pic, or how much everyone wanted to bone kuru.

I didn't hear her complain ONE FUCKING TIME!! NONE!!! NOT A COMPLAINT TO BE FOUND!!

So now we have a few chicks on DetNet, and 1-5 topics have been about a chick being cute. NOT EVERY FUCKING TOPIC! And besides, these chicks DID post a picture, and ARE cute. All you do is talk like a whore and tease the sexually challenged younger crowd from Detnet.

Grow the fuck up kuru. I'm so sick of your shit. If you don't want to read the topic, then don't.

By the way, why the fuck isn't this in the rants section instead of the sex forum, since you suddenly seem to be so concered with topic content.

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Beauty is in the eye of the Beer Holder
< Brews and Cues >

anywayz i prefer looking at gurls who are carbonbased not gurls made out of accelerated electrons causing photon emmision.

[homer]mmmm atoms [/homer]

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Not too long ago, kuru was basically the only chick active in these forums. She constantly threw out remarks completely off topic in order to draw a crowd around her. Unless you consider this on topic.
Detnetter: I like airplanes
kuru: I've fucked 3 people in an airplane, shaved my pussy, and gargled some cum. No you can't see a picture of me.

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Ok.. now I'm lost again.

YOU KNOW WHAT?! FUCK YOU BOTH! JEEZ
CANT LIVE MY FUCKING LIFE IN PEACE!! JESUS!

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Ok.. now I'm lost again.

YOU KNOW WHAT?! FUCK YOU BOTH! JEEZ
CANT LIVE MY FUCKING LIFE IN PEACE!! JESUS!

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and stop double posting dammit!

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It was at and all time LOW when the, "**** is/isn't a k/cuttie!" plauge hit.

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why is everything my fault???

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kuru.
3.) i criticize the fishing for compliments. it only reinforces the (wrong) belief that a lot of people have about how the best thing a chick has going for her is her looks. good looks are nice, a good mind is better. for this i will not apologize.

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you may not be fishing for compliments when you talk about your beaver so openly to other people, but you've gotta know that the testonerone driven pigs are going to eat it up quickly though, right? but as soon as someone threatens that total monopoly of compiments, you get erked enough to start a thread about it?

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kuru.
5.) i don't want to control topics. i'm not a moderator, nor the topic police. i would like to see more topics stick to the point, but sometimes the best discussions come out of where things have wandered on their own. further, i value any informed opinion i get. i don't value uninformed opinions like 'you must just be fat', because they have no basis

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coupla posts earlier by her:

we have threads for pictures. there's one active right now. that's where the posting of pictures and the commentary on those pictures belongs. not in here, with someone who's been around for a day or two asking for their pic to be posted in a thread where it's not really relevant so that the real conversation of that thread can die due to the 'oh my god you're so hot' stuff.

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that is completely contradictory. its like you want to be a forum nazi, but you really dont want to control them.

there is no way to even fathom regulating a post to where it will keep on topic. thats the point, to generate more conversation and to keep us in touch and see even more mind expanding experiences you guys have had.

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the 'call me a bitch' thing was written because i *knew* someone would just assume it was jealousy, or mindless ranting. does that clarify things at all?

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actually that just worsens things. you obviously knew that you were just going to get under the skin of jim, and joesmith, and that some of the other guys were just going to kiss your ass, but the real problem you have is with her. because she stole your spotlight? because you cant comment in that topic now because its her? maybe because you were the only female for a while and are used to running the boards, with your female insight? you feel threatened? is that it? or do you just believe that all males are pigs and they need to stop thinking with their brains not their balls. its been like that for centuries, thats why you're not the first person to mention that.

i have no problem with venting at us, or making us out to be the bad guy when we think with our crotch, but god dammit, you gotta fucking take that into effect also when you're talking about your beaver and such, which you like to do so much in other topics. how else would you get so much attention in the other topics if they didnt?

i re-read this and realize a lot of the words i wrote are in question form. but dammit, maybe i just dont get it.

This message has been edited by melk0r on April 25, 2001 at 01:08 PM

First of all: bullshit.

Secondly, allow me to explain.

I started a thread talking about how girls apparently have to be stick thin, blonde and with blue eyes and how I like almost the opposite: womanly figure, brown hair and eyes. I also said that I like girls with brains and dislike people who think good looking girls must be stupid. spicegoddess, as part of her post saying that she was intelligent and good looking, merely said that she had proof in the form of pictures.

Unlike some people she felt the need to back up her point when she claimed that she was mildly attractive rather than leaving people guessing and so undermining any point that she makes on the subject.

Her original post was on topic. Her pictures were necessary for her point. She's damned good looking, I'm not going to apologise for saying that, I've got a girlfriend for fucks sake, I'm not going to beat off over pictures of other girls on the internet but I feel secure in telling girls they're good looking when they clearly are.

Any male response to an attractive woman is to think about how fine they are, when on the internet, it's a lot easier for people to get their true thoughts out because there's no real comeback so that's what some of the guys did. If you're whining about people subsequently asking about who she is, where she's from and so on, get a fucking grip, she's new and she's nice, people wanted to get to know her.

She's been completely ladylike during this topic despite you calling her an 'attention seeker', she's no more an attention seeker than you.

Now then, to the juicy bit. There's someone on this board who thinks they're gorgeous and so very clever and it's not spicegoddess because she's charmingly modest. I am in fact referring to kuru. Because you won't show any more than your eyeball in the picture thread and start topics like this one we can only assume that you're perpetuating a lie about being good looking and intelligent.

And despite being oh so very independent, you come across as an attention seeking, needy person who although may not need constant fawning attention but definitely needs to have her opinions heard because they're surely better than most other peoples'. You need to accept that people generally like talking to up front, honest people who don't like to lead them on with nothing to offer.

I didn't have much respect for you before because you claimed that (presumably 'other') good looking girls are stupid but it's dropped to an all time low. And it's funny cos I never really cared anyway.
cheers

I had more to say, but I figured this was off-topic enough.

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Beauty is in the eye of the Beer Holder
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This message has been edited by jim on April 25, 2001 at 03:33 PM

i did say that i don't want to control the boards. i also said in that same post that i'd like to see things stick more to the topic. as in, i don't wanna FORCE people to stick to the topic, but that it's just nicer that way.

and as for your ideas about me posting this knowing that i'd 'just get under the skin of jim...' well, too damn bad. i'm not about to sit around and edit everything i say just because it might piss someone off, or someone else might have something positive to say about it. if you're asking that of me, you're asking too damn much. i don't owe it to any of you to change my thoughts because of how you're going to react. whatever. once again, people have missed the point and decided that i'm capable of nothing more than petty immature jealousy over some kind of attention i NEVER FUCKING WANTED IN THE FIRST PLACE. so really, go on with attention begging, and ass kissing. but don't be surprised if i point it out. i know some people will always get on my back for it, and i know they'll always assume that i'm just some jealous idiot, but you know what? i don't give a damn. jim et al and their misconceptions are not going to change me.

anyone who thinks i've EVER said i'm gorgeous is full of shit.

i've pointed out several times that i'm not gorgeous. in my opinion, i'm good looking enough.

as for the rest of your post, anyone who makes a post that says 'i'm good looking and i'll prove it' IS LOOKING FOR ATTENTION. duh.

it's explicitly saying 'look at me, i'm so beautiful.' so how come i get ripped to shreds if i even suggest that i'm remotely good looking, regardless of whether it's relevant to the topic, and someone whose post screams 'look at me please' doesn't?

i'm also very intelligent. i don't really care how egotistical that sounds, because it's true. i am not here to feel guilty for the things i'm good at, and i don't know why you seem to think that being intelligent is something i should hide, or be sorry about.

i guess some people just have a problem with me because i don't feel the need to prove myself to them. well, too bad. i'm not insecure, i know my strengths and my weaknesses, and i'm not going to put 'proof' on here so that i can get confirmation from a bunch of people who will never really know me.

in the words of don henley, GET OVER IT.

edit: extra thoughts after submit button.
edit again: I HAVE NEVER, EVER FUCKED ANYBODY ON AN AIRPLANE.
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kuru
'dancing is the vertical expression of horizontal desire.'
-robert frost

This message has been edited by kuru on April 25, 2001 at 05:06 PM

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kuru
'dancing is the vertical expression of horizontal desire.'
-robert frost

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anyone who thinks i've EVER said i'm gorgeous is full of shit. i've pointed out several times that i'm not gorgeous. in my opinion, i'm good looking enough.

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you may not have said it verbatim, that was just a little exaggeration for effect. just like what you did here:

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kuru:

as for the rest of your post, anyone who makes a post that says 'i'm good looking and i'll prove it' IS LOOKING FOR ATTENTION. duh.

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you just made it sound like she came off as a conceited beauty queen, but actually, she was just stating that she fit the description. when she was asked to show herself then, you find something wrong with it. wouldnt that seem to follow? obviously.
look what she even said in her FIRST GODDAMN POST

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spicegoddess:
not saying that I'm hot as hell or whatever, but I am confident about my appearance

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doesnt that sound like someone we all know and love?

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kuru:

it's explicitly saying 'look at me, i'm so beautiful.'

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oh wow, narrating her actions? she never once said this, so it really isnt explicitly SAYING anything.

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kuru:

GET OVER IT.

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ahem, i believe you started this thread, maybe if you cant get over it, we shouldn't

edit- so many damned ubb tags.

This message has been edited by melk0r on April 25, 2001 at 05:24 PM

that's pathetic.

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kuru
'dancing is the vertical expression of horizontal desire.'
-robert frost

This is just getting low...

is it your personal mission to make me leave detnet?

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kuru
'dancing is the vertical expression of horizontal desire.'
-robert frost

What a fucking bitch. Why don't you go away? Nobody here like you anymore.

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jim
Beauty is in the eye of the Beer Holder
< Brews and Cues >

This message has been edited by jim on April 25, 2001 at 05:34 PM

Anyway... I don't know who I'm agreeing with anymore... just understand this:

spicegoddess: States she is mildly attractive and posts pic when asked. This may have been a way of JUST getting attention... mabey not...

kuru: States she is mildly attractive and DOESN'T post pic when asked. This may have been a way of JUST getting attention... mabey not...

These things are hard to judge. From my point of view I would assume that kuru JUST wanted attention and SG didn't... however, it's very possible I've assumed wrong in both cases.

Now please put this one to bed, there's nothing more to disscuss...

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CatKnight, what the fuck is the matter with you? Jesus Christ, Since I dislike someone of the opposite sex it automatically means its a sexist thing? Fuck off.

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I hope they bury me upside down, so the whole damn world can kiss my ass

/me runs for the hills!!

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i'm not about to sit around and edit everything i say just because it might piss someone off, or someone else might have something positive to say about it. if you're asking that of me, you're asking too damn much. i don't owe it to any of you to change my thoughts because of how you're going to react.[/i][/B]

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ok, so you're not going to change for us. we get that. but why should we change just for you?

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Originally posted by j0eSmith:
Sure thing there CK. As far as I'm concerned she's an overly opinionated bitch who doesn't fucking deserve my respect.

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jim is an overopinionated asshole (nothing personal). i'm surely considered an overopinionated asshole by some. i'm sure just about everyone on detnet has strong opions about something and are willing to defend them, yet you give them respect. you don't respect kuru just because she is a girl with stong opinons? if it's true that you don't respect anyone, regardless of sex that has strong opinons, then you are an immature little brat who resorts to chilish name calling and bashing because you aren't able to defend yourself. kuru doesn't have kooties, AFAIK. there's no need for this.

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Originally posted by jim:
Hey kuru, you have a valid point.

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i seriously hope you were kidding.

she flames other girls for wanting attention
i am thinking that this could be jealousy, but that's no reason to flame her. everyone is insecure about something.

she is a hypocrit
she hasn't said anything directly contradictory which she didn't reasonably explain quickly after.

she is an intelligent yet very frustrated woman
grow up.

This message has been edited by CatKnight on April 25, 2001 at 09:54 PM

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AH FUCK IT!

*walks outta the room and heads for baskin robin's*

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silver

Um- seeing I am a girl on this forum and I wanted to stay as far away from this as possible. But it reminds me of something. It seems that kuru has it out for a lot of people on here. I think about things Ive posted and how so many of her comments have pissed me off- mostly now I just ignore them. Look I dont have a problem with you kuru but the truth of the matter is that you are kind of hypocritical (but then again who isnt?) You want people to fawn over you (and they do and I guess rightfully so) but once attention is shown to another human being that happens to have tits and a vagina the claws come out. Its almost as if you want to discredit us as being some how inferior women (either to you or our gender in general)- you can't always have the odds in your favor. What are there maybe 10 girls on this thing- some of us only post once in a while (because we have lives that take up or time) and the minute we say anything even marginally offensive to you -bam we are shit listed. Not all women are evil people kuru and perhaps you would have more female friends if you would just take them time to fight with us not against us.

Now on with the show.

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jim, you've driven this woman almost to tears. She's not invincible. You've created an environment of 'No Girls Allowed' by kicking her for everything she's said.

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You know why she liked me enough to brave a continental flight to see me? Because I wasn't an asshole that attacked her for saying what she feels.

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No matter what she posts, it becomes a call for attention. Well, what about solid with his kidnapping problem. What about Chrissy with her man problems. What about PersonGuy with his trip to Montana? What about aventari dealing with Lisp? What about syf0n dealing with being a blue-blooded asshead? What about Wolfguard... well, Wolfie is untouchable.

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You know what attracted me to her? The fact that she didn't care what you people said about her liberty and freedom.

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Again, fuck you all. I'd like to think that I've garnered enough respect here to post in respect to one participant without bias.

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She's got around 1300 fucking posts. Do you honestly think that every one of those posts has the underlying text of 'I'm Kuru, I fuck strangers, but you can't have me'? Do you really think that anybody can sustain that much of a streak of self-righteousness?

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I think, jim, that you have made it a mission in life to fuck over Kuru. She's not evil. She's not the anti-christ. She has feelings. She actually feels it when you tell her she's a slut and a whore.

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She hasn't had sex with anybody but me since October. I don't want to gloat, but she's able to sustain as sensible a relationship with somebody as anybody else. She's not out fucking any man she sees or that buys her a plane ticket.

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She's a big girl (and by that, I mean she's a grown woman. Why do I have to qualify this shit?). She can defend herself against one asshole, but not a gang of jim thugs. But, she really wants to never post in this place again because any time she does, she gets attacked by the likes of you. If anybody is a Nazi, it's you guys. I like this place. I like posting and reading.

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I actually like your insight, jim. I find you fascinating and would like to have a beer with you sometime. But, Jesus, why would you attack her?

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I'd suggest, from you few assheads, that you appologize to this fair woman, for yourself attacking her. She may have done things in the past that you didn't like, but she really is speaking from her heart and soul. If she's offended? So what. If she's jealous, so what? That doesn't mean she's the antichrist and you need to dig up old posts to incriminate her on this one. Save the Fire and Brimstone for somebody who really deserves it.

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Beauty is in the eye of the Beer Holder
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you're not attacking me, just defending spicegoddess? bullshit. defending spicegoddess would've required HER name to show up more than once in any one of your posts here, instead of making shit up, claiming i said it, and then berating me for it.

you don't want me to leave? once again, bullshit. 'kuru, you're a bitch. go away.' do you remember that? or are you just completely psychotic?

and then there's this asinine belief people have that i just want attention. have a great time over there in delusion-land, but over here in the real world, i don't want attention. the only form of attention i want is some sort of recognition that my life experience and knowledge are valid.

chrissy, i can't figure out where you're even coming from. i don't particularly remember making any posts that were directed to you except expressing that calling/e-mailing someone who said he doesn't want to see or hear from you is probably a bad way to change his mind.

i don't know what else to say about this. jim makes up my past statements so he can rip on them, which was bad enough by itself. now there are more people on the bandwagon claiming that i jump at every chance to attack anybody who ever gets any attention at all. whatever.

how many times am i going to have to say it before someone will get the point? i don't want anyone fawining over me or kissing my ass. any time *anyone* has ever agreed with me on any topic here, i've gotten flak for 'trying to get attention.'

jim, any conversation i've had with you off the forum has been an effort to find out where this blind anger is coming from and end all of the fighting. you're obviously not interested in anything other than your incessant attacks on me no matter what i do, so i guess there's no hope of peace.

i don't owe anybody an apology, because i never told people i wished they'd just 'go away' and that i'd 'like it' if they never posted here again. i don't have a problem with all of the chicks here, not even most. when a new *guy* shows up here and does something that demands attention, the rest of you are all perfectly willing to put him in his newbie place. when a girl does it, and i'm the only one not drooling and *FAP*ing, i get raked over the coals for even saying that it was a ploy for attention. i've been called a hypocrite, so how about everybody else?

and what? now i'm evil because i don't have female friends, and i show no interest in ever having any? i'd rather hang out with guys. if this makes me a bad person, so be it. i don't feel like every chick on earth is my sister, and i point out when chicks do something lame. my opinion is that asking for an ego stroking *is* lame. 'here's my picture, say i'm pretty.' is lame. then again, most of you must agree, since i've gotten flamed for asking for attention having done much less than that.

the bottom line is that i do think she was asking for attention, and i pointed it out, along with the response to the request for attention. i won't apologize for that. i don't care if people never apologize to me. you guys blasted me for being 'mean' to her, and you've said that i don't really know if she was just asking for attention. remember that the next time you wanna blast me for asking for attention. because none of the people who have flamed me here have ever considered that possibility.

i don't want any ass kissing, i don't wanna be the center of attention. i just want to be what i am. some intelligent geeky chick discussing stuff with other intelligent geeky people. (people includes male and female people.) i've worked hard for my knowledge, and it sucks to have people reduce that to 'you just want attention.' as if the rest of you have thoughts, beliefs, opinions and feelings, but i just have ploys for attention. i am as human as all of you, yet there are some of you who seem to think i'm not really a real person, just a flat, hollow desire for attention and ass kissing.

i've been here for over 1300 posts, for discussions on everything from sex to science. discussions about international politics, nuclear physics, chemistry, evolution, computer hardware and software, college life, presidential elections, history, war, the enviornment, abortion and probably hundreds of other things. it's very convenient how fast that dropped to 'all you are is some whore who wants attention.' complete with statements i never made as ammunition.

it isn't and never was attention that i want. it's good conversation. i guess that's a hopeless cause.

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kuru
'dancing is the vertical expression of horizontal desire.'
-robert frost

You are always downing women no matter what they say- no matter if their point is valid or if they are fishing for compliments.

I happen to be a fairly intelligent person(I graduated from college, Im going to law school in the fall) but compared to you kuru I am just some fucked up little twat girl who can't get her affairs with men in order. I hate to say this but the reason I post anything on here about guys is for opinions and advice (sometimes) hey if you are having problems with your car wouldnt you seek the advice or opinion of a mechanic? sure you would- I do the same thing. I dont have many guy friends- I have mostly girl friends because I find their company to be easier.

This brings me to my last point- fighting with us, not against us. You think hanging around with guys is so much easier because they pay so much attention to you...guys think of girls two ways (and most will agree I think) ones they can fuck and ones they tried to fucked but couldnt but will continue at any rate. Im not saying guys cant be friends with women but for the most part you either are a potential fuck, a past fuck or a current fuck to them---women on the other hand are not like that with other women. I love spending time with my girlfriends because they are insightful, intelligent, brassy women who can think for themselves and dont need to be fawned all over every minute! (not to say they dont have their problems) But you saying all women are an insult to YOUR gender (cause god forbid I should include myself in that) is insulting to me and other women who find COMFORT in their relationships with their girlfriends. So do yourself a fucking favor and get off your damn high horse!

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even if you didn't want to look up prions, you could email and ask about it.
my email address is in my profile, and a bunch of people on this forum, both those who post and those who just read, have written to me.

i like hearing from you guys, especially since nobody has emailed to ask for a pic and really meant it.

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kuru
'sex is one of the most beautiful and natural things that money can buy' - steve martin

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kuru admits that her sex life is fair game for comment.

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you brought up the specifics of your sex life.....they're now fair game for comment.
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'if your children ever found out how lame you are, they'd kill you in your sleep.' -frank zappa

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Another kuru tease.
Topic called "How many guys LIKE going down?"

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i love going down so much i'll even put up with the fact that most men don't shave!!!
(k i know this thread ain't about blowjobs but ya know i gotta express myself anyways)

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kuru
'dancing is the vertical expression of horizontal desire.'
-robert frost

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men, given 10 minutes, are usually always up for round 2, or 3....or even 4 or 5.
and that's fine by me
i don't expect a guy to go multiples like a chick, but it's great when they're ready to go again after a little rest.

* kuru winks at askheaves.

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kuru
'dancing is the vertical expression of horizontal desire.'
-robert frost

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kuru admits to liking the attention she gets, yet slams SG for getting a piece of her pie.

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personguy: yes i like attention. who doesn't? but i don't specifically talk about sex to get attention. and it's not like i'm saying 'only respect me for my mind.' what's wrong with both?

it's been made out on this thread like the only reason i'm here is to try to get guys to want me. whether you'll ever accept it or not, that isn't why i'm here. the only reason i'm still around is that i like the discussions. about intelligent things, and about sex.

so what i'm saying is that i don't want to be thought of just in terms of sex, or just in terms of geek... but what's wrong with being both? what's really wrong with liking it when someone pays attention to either?

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'sex is one of the most beautiful and natural things that money can buy' - steve martin

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Some more random kuru thoughts

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kuru: jealous? me?
kuru: kuru sees heath and uses both feet to push ch1ckie's skinny butt off of her ...
kuru: ch1ckie's a leet haxor? ... i'd have to see some evidence of her computer skills before i'll believe that one.
kuru: i have no female friends
kuru: just because i actually talk about my sexuality it's automatically assumed that what i want is for a bunch of guys to jack off to it?
kuru: when i wake up just after/during a sex dream, i just grab the guy and rock his world. how's that rol3x?
kuru: don't ask me dude. when i get horny, i find a dude i'm attracted to and rock his world six or seven times.
kuru: i'm not a nympho, i just play one on the internet
kuru: computers are like men. you've gotta turn them on before they'll do anything for you. (and being a chick, i like it that way.)

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kuru demonstrates that detnet appraisal is fine by her. Or should I say FOR HER. Just not SG.

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it's kind of nice to have someone say 'good post kuru' .. it's like having a friend give you a high five. and then it's also kind of nice to have someone immediately post back their argument or rebuttal. i just don't understand all the animosity against me because people will sometimes respond to my posts with some kind of positive feedback.
i didn't ask them to do it, but some of you seem to think i should ask them to stop or that i have some control over it. i can't stop someone from being nice to me, nor would any sane person want to stop them. i've gotten to talk to some really interesting people because of this forum, thankfully minus the cybersex requests that are so damned common.

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kuru
'sex is one of the most beautiful and natural things that money can buy' - steve martin

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my hair is straight, down to my chin, and a red/purple kinda color, kind of like a dark red wine.
my eyes are a color best described as 'babyshit' something between brown and green that is unidenfiable, but apparently very popular to the u.s. military.

my natural hair color is anybody's guess... cause there's no carpet to sneak a peak at

oh yeah, and by cutting the achilles tendon, what i mean is, the skin in that area. it's an oddly shaped area that's easy to cut.

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kuru
'if your children ever found out how lame you are, they'd kill you in your sleep.' -frank zappa

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Kuru starts out innocent:

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smart, funny, unafraid to show his true feelings (even in public).....and will love me for my mind, my heart, my sense of humor and my sexy bod.
he has to be able to accept unconditional love, and try to realize that he deserves it...

and he's gotta be sexually expressive, or my libido would cause me to explode.

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kuru
'if your children ever found out how lame you are, they'd kill you in your sleep.' -frank zappa

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there's slightly more to playing with boobs than sucking on the nipple like you expect your dinner to come out of it.
silly boys.

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kuru
'if your children ever found out how lame you are, they'd kill you in your sleep.' -frank zappa

now you're talkin. and if your girl's into it, there's always the (pardon my french) boobie-fuck.
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kuru
'if your children ever found out how lame you are, they'd kill you in your sleep.' -frank zappa

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it's gonna be a hellaciously long drive for you to come pick me up
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kuru
'if your children ever found out how lame you are, they'd kill you in your sleep.' -frank zappa

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quote:

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boze: horny guys if nothing else are determined....
yet another reason i love men so much.

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kuru
'if your children ever found out how lame you are, they'd kill you in your sleep.' -frank zappa

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reman: i'm not a cancer. i'm also not opposed to casual flings, but i rarely find it possible to spend enough time around someone i can't talk to that i can sleep with him. my 'casual flings' are usually with someone who's already a friend.... a sort of 'friends with benefits' type of deal.

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Well, that's it for now. I hope this has been a refresher course for some, and brining to light for others.

I wish I could remember all the threads that kuru attacked women, but that's a little hard to search for.

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jim
Beauty is in the eye of the Beer Holder
< Brews and Cues >

quote:

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Originally posted by Chrissy:
You think hanging around with guys is so much easier because they pay so much attention to you...
Im not saying guys cant be friends with women but for the most part you either are a potential fuck, a past fuck or a current fuck to them.

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quote:

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Originally posted by kuru:
my 'casual flings' are usually with someone who's already a friend.... a sort of 'friends with benefits' type of deal.

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I think that sums it up.

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jim
Beauty is in the eye of the Beer Holder
< Brews and Cues >

This message has been edited by jim on April 26, 2001 at 09:40 AM

Jim, look in the "Hot bowl of Christina Agulara" thread. I have bitched about that at LEAST 5 times and how when I backed her into a corner she left it COMPLETELY unresolved!

Anyway... kuru, you've got my respect. I'm not going to flame you! But you're CLEARLY wrong on this one and I think you need to admit it. Even if you don't appologize, plead a state of insanity...

I haven't been mean in this thread, cause like Crissy, I've ripped you enough in the past, and I mostly ignore you when you're wrong now. So I'm not sorry... I'm sorry for you. Just let it go... PLEASE.

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Have a nice day, because monkeys don't.
-< PersonGuy >

This message has been edited by PersonGuy on April 26, 2001 at 10:17 AM

then again, i guess you've got the kind of time to search through almost 1300 posts by me and take out of context whatever you feel like.

as for why i'm always 'down on chicks,' well maybe its the fact that the constant attitude from chicks is 'guys only think of chicks 2 ways. those they fucked and those they failed to fuck.' sorry, but that's total bullshit. i have a lot of guy friends, almost all of whom i have never slept with.

most of my guy friends don't even consider me a chick. they don't pay that kind of attention to me. that's WHY i like them better. because to my guy friends, what i look like isn't an issue, but every chick i've ever tried being friends with has wanted to do the hair, makeup, nails and shopping thing. women fawn over *each other* more than men EVER do. for example: girl gets a haircut, and goes to hang out with her guy friends. few of them will notice it, maybe one in ten will say something like 'is there something different about you?' girl gets a haircut and goes to hang out with the girls: the entire group will say 'ohhhhh you got your hair cut.. it looks sooooooo cute.'

that's not fawning?

chrissy: you assumed a lot of things and put them into MY head as thoughts i supposedly have about you. there's so much shit in that post that's just your assumption i can't even begin to take it point by point, but really, go on assuming whatever you want. law school isn't easy to get accepted to, and is even harder to graduate from. you are obviously intelligent and have much shit in order if you're going through the time and effort to become a lawyer. and yeah, when i have car problems i go to a mechanic. but it doesn't take a male to know that when a male says 'give me space' calling and emailing him daily is not space.

everything else you claim i think about you was your own fabrication. much like this belief that i hate all women. i don't, and never did, hate them all. i do take issue with a lot of the general trends in female behavior, but there are also some chicks i admire a whole fucking lot, and many that i get along with just fine. not that you'd know.

so fine, you just continue to invent my thoughts about you and then tell me what they are. go through everything i've ever said and take things out of context so you can berate me. people have done it with worse. shit, look what happened with the bible.

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kuru
'dancing is the vertical expression of horizontal desire.'
-robert frost

my original point was that when someone new shows up and asks for a pic to be posted inside another discussion, the original discussion gets lost and that's annoying.

and if you want me to respect other people's right to say what they think on any topic, you have to give me the same courtesy. i know people disagree with me about this, but my god, was it really necessary to start attacks instead of just discussing the point?

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kuru
'dancing is the vertical expression of horizontal desire.'
-robert frost

Topic: pr0n
Original post by ic0n0:
I got an idea, post your favoirte pr0n here, i just want to see what people gots on there repective hd's
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2 posts of people talking about porn.
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kuru: i am my own pr0n.
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10 posts go by, everyone ignores kuru's comment.
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kuru: man, you dudes are never gettin access to kuru-cam
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cr0bar posts about how weak this thread is, lots of talk about porn, but no pictures.
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kuru: i don't need pictures... i am a female body
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2 more post go by, still noone has replied to kuru, nor or commented on anything about her.
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kuru: dude, read my post on < how to give oral >. ok.
right there and tell me i haven't done my part for the porno crusade.
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jim posts: Flame war begins.
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Topic: The 10 Commandments Of Detnet
Original post by Neophyre:
I. Thou shalt not post pointless topics.
II. Thou shalt not be a 14m0r.

III. Thou shalt not deliberately double post.

IV. Thou shalt not spam.

V. Thou shalt not mention the name kuru. anyone who turns a thread into a "please fuck me kuru" topic, will be capture and killed on sight.

VI. Lots of posts doth not make thee a 133t h4x0r.

VII. Thou shall honour and respect Ch1ckie

VIII. Thou shalt not resurect dead topics.

IX. In matters of ranting about stupid things, thou shalt blame Canada.

X. Thou shall beg the Lord Cr0bar for a geek forum, and on the 7th day, we shall rest and rejoice in great splurges of drinking and sex , for it is good.

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8 posts go by of people making up humorous DetNet Commandments.
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kuru: as long as nobody ever posts naked pics of kuru, everything is copacetic.
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15 posts go by all talking about how they want to see naked pictures of kuru.
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kuru: yes personguy has my pic.
there is at least one other detnetter who has seen it.
there are definitely 2 detnetters who have seen me in person.
and naked pictures of me do exist. however all of the ones containing anything from the waist down seem to have been 'i will blackmail you with these later' pictures my mother took when i was 2 months old in the bathtub.

there are semi-naked pictures of a legally-adult kuru. they're kept in a secret vault inside fort knox in a specially designed nuclear-timelock safe guarded by rottweilers with hemmorrhoids that are fed jalapeno peppers on a dailiy basis.

good luck getting them.

in case anyone took this post seriously: go out to the store, buy a sense of humor, install it, and read again.
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3 more posts about naked kuru.
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Thanks to damien_s_lucifer who now changes the subject from naked kuru to DetNet Commandments.
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3 more one topic posts thanks to damien.
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kuru: i propose a commandment XI which shall read:
'thou shalt start threads which include much kissing of kuru's ass'
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Subject now turns back to kuru, and we get 2 more posts about how much they love kuru.
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kuru: nice convoluted way to ask me for my pic.
and questioniong either my intelligence or looks is definately not a way to get one.

the only person on the forum whose opinion on my looks i care in the least about has already seen the pic.

and askheaves still likes me.
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jim jumps in and starts bitching about how every thread recently has become a Talk dirty kuru thread.
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people agree with me, thread dies... No flame war that time.

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jim
Beauty is in the eye of the Beer Holder
< Brews and Cues >

Reading through some of those old posts had me in tears... Maybe some day I'll write a book...

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jim
Beauty is in the eye of the Beer Holder
< Brews and Cues >

from now on, the attacks will go unanswered.

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kuru
'dancing is the vertical expression of horizontal desire.'
-robert frost

quote:

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Originally posted by askheaves:
jim, what is it that's driving you? What goal to you have in mind here? What outcome is ideal to you? What would make you spend so much time digging up posts from 6 months ago? What is your roadmap? Just... why?

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What is driving me is that kuru was ICQing me last night accusing me of making up stuff about her. So I posted some quotes. Then she accused me of taking everything out of it's original context, so I posted some quotes IN context.

I think kuru should admit when she is WRONG.

As far as time, it really wasn't hard.

Did a search for 'sex' posted by kuru. Then did a search for 'fuck kuru' posted by jim.

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jim
Beauty is in the eye of the Beer Holder
< Brews and Cues >

I've said that I wouldn't touch this topic with a ten foot furry fucking pole. No matter what I say, it's because I'm defending my 'girlfriend'. Fuck you. It's only because I'm so drunk that this post sees the light of day.

Firstly, Kuru is a human being, not a collection of bits that show up on your screen.

jim, you've driven this woman almost to tears. She's not invincible. You've created an environment of 'No Girls Allowed' by kicking her for everything she's said. You know why she liked me enough to brave a continental flight to see me? Because I wasn't an asshole that attacked her for saying what she feels. I saw that she was a real human being with problems like everyone else.

What the fuck is wrong with you people? Above all else, she's a human being. No matter what she posts, it becomes a call for attention. Well, what about solid with his kidnapping problem. What about Chrissy with her man problems. What about PersonGuy with his trip to Montana? What about aventari dealing with Lisp? What about syf0n dealing with being a blue-blooded asshead? What about Wolfguard... well, Wolfie is untouchable.

We've driven Kuru to the point of never wanting to post here again for fear of jim and his cronies wanting to discredit her for her opinions based on past deeds... which aren't all that bad. You know what attracted me to her? The fact that she didn't care what you people said about her liberty and freedom. You can compliment spicegoddess for her looks and all, but you can't seriously say that Kuru doesn't have valid opinions and experiences. She's who she is today because of her decisions, and decisions made in spite of her. I swear to God (not like that means anything) that she's a human being.

Again, fuck you all. I'd like to think that I've garnered enough respect here to post in respect to one participant without bias.

She's got around 1300 fucking posts. Do you honestly think that every one of those posts has the underlying text of 'I'm Kuru, I fuck strangers, but you can't have me'? Do you really think that anybody can sustain that much of a streak of self-righteousness?

Every single person here posts from their own thoughts, their sense of humor, their experiences, their thoughts, their opinions.

I think, jim, that you have made it a mission in life to fuck over Kuru. She's not evil. She's not the anti-christ. She has feelings. She actually feels it when you tell her she's a slut and a whore. She hasn't had sex with anybody but me since October. I don't want to gloat, but she's able to sustain as sensible a relationship with somebody as anybody else. She's not out fucking any man she sees or that buys her a plane ticket.

She's a big girl (and by that, I mean she's a grown woman. Why do I have to qualify this shit?). She can defend herself against one asshole, but not a gang of jim thugs. But, she really wants to never post in this place again because any time she does, she gets attacked by the likes of you. If anybody is a Nazi, it's you guys. I like this place. I like posting and reading. I actually like your insight, jim. I find you fascinating and would like to have a beer with you sometime. But, Jesus, why would you attack her?

Thank you, Catknight, for being a sane and reasonable man.

I think that spicegodess is hot, of course. I think that LiNeY is also a great looking girl, with an obvious brain. And, I may not agree with the specific instance that Kuru has in mind here. I agree that this was a sort of excercise in suck-up-ism, but it was well placed. I agree that in this particular instance, it was weakly relavent to the topic at hand, but, I'm sorry to have propegated the myth.

Girls are girls. Men are men. We both have brains, and horemones driving them. But, it's horribly wrong to prosecute a girl who doesn't fit your cookie-cutter image of a girl as a sex object for you. spicegodess will never sleep with you. LiNeY will never sleep with you. kixor2 will never sleep with you. chick1e will never sleep with you. Kuru will never sleep with you. It's when you stop thinking of them as sex things that you will realize this. Women are just people that aren't blessed with a dick. If you don't realize this, then work on your flexibility, so you can suck your own cock, or just fuck yourself.

I'd suggest, from you few assheads, that you appologize to this fair woman, for yourself attacking her. She may have done things in the past that you didn't like, but she really is speaking from her heart and soul. If she's offended? So what. If she's jealous, so what? That doesn't mean she's the antichrist and you need to dig up old posts to incriminate her on this one. Save the Fire and Brimstone for somebody who really deserves it.

kuru, your male friends may say that they think of you as one of the guys but if you're as good looking as you say you are then they're lying to your face or they're already with someone else.

I wasn't even around when all the stuff was going on about seeing pics of kuru because I ignored the Sex forum back then but even from what I've heard from you in topics you come across as something of a mysogynist.

askheaves, jim's just arguing with kuru, I can't say I entirely agree with the guy, I have just seen him post in topics to slag kuru for little reason.

If I started a thread saying 'kill Jews' and people started to slag me off would that be bad? If they only started defending Jews, would that be bad? Could I really repost with 'I have my opinions, I'm strong willed and intelligent I'm justified in my views, you have no right to argue with me or slag me off'?

I've been in big slanging matches on the internet but you jsut have to take it on the chin, if she's nearly crying then maybe she's not as strong willed as she believes.

I never really feel that people have to apologise for what they say on the net because they're never going to anyway and it just seems false unless there's been a genuine misunderstanding. The rest of the group or individuals can make their own minds up on the subject and act accordingly from then on. I've had big blow-ups with syf0n but I still feel alright about replying to something he says once in a while if it's worth it, the internet isn't somewhere that you need to hold grudges.
cheers

Is it over yet? Can we kiss and make up?

Jim, I think you're great. Kuru, I love you. Askheaves, gizza kiss.

I LOVE YOU GUYS!

*group hug*

now ffs chill out!

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-- incubus
As I chase the leaves like the words I never find ...

who gives a shit if the conversation gets screwed up- just find a good way to bring the subject back in.. and point out that "you know you shouldve just put that on the post your picture thread, we should really get back on topic here"

and .. yea..

i've made nearly 1300 posts, i know i've said things easily misunderstood. i've tried to explain myself when something was misunderstood, but i guess that didn't work either.

i've made mistakes, and i've been wrong, but there's no reason for this.

enough, please?

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kuru
'dancing is the vertical expression of horizontal desire.'
-robert frost

This message has been edited by CatKnight on April 30, 2001 at 06:51 PM

Heaves: You ask why jim seems out for kuru. Good point. As shown, it seems lately that jim is only posting when he can slam her. Sorry jim, I know that's wrong, but you do spend a lot of effort on this. This is the appearance it creates.

Back to askheave's question: I'm not gonna quote, you all have the savvy to click the number '1', but look at it again. In the same breath as ranting about chicks, kuru then invites an attack by jim by naming him. No kuru, I read it and I'm not trying to pull this out of context. I know you meant it as reference, but Honey, you call the devil's name out and you gotta dance to his tune.
She knew he'd respond to that. Now we can analyse and quote as to whether or not she wanted that and it'll all be out of context. Face it folks, anything you say here on the net, can and will be used against you in a context of that seen by the eye of the beholder.
Analogy time: I'm a bull, you're the toreador. Everyone in the arena sees it's just a fucking rag, but all I see is red.
If you put someone's name down you are asking for a response, consciously or not. Don't be surprised when the response is not pleasant.
I've seen other posts on the geek forum where you (kuru) said you sorted things out between you two, but they're evidently not. You can't say you're all chummy and then point the guy out in front of folks who may not have read your/his stuff and say that he 'bitches at you'. And yet you are surprised that he attacks? Go and sort this NOW, PRIVATELY. That's if you guys even want to. It's becoming a soap. You've both lost the plot. Dont' make us all choose camps.

Word to the wise: Dont look for attention if you arent willing to receive both positive and negative.

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<<Insert profound thought here>>

quote:

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Originally posted by kuru:
when a new *guy* shows up here and does something that demands attention, the rest of you are all perfectly willing to put him in his newbie place. when a girl does it, and i'm the only one not drooling and *FAP*ing, i get raked over the coals for even saying that it was a ploy for attention.

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She's right...

ANYWAY, alright: jim...what the fuck is wrong with you? WHO CARES. Alright, fine, let's just say that kuru IS an attention-craving woman...your point being what? Are not most women like this? All women like to be complimented and fawned over...is this anything new?

"I like to be liked, I loved to be loved"
-ANON-

You're such a fucking asshole. Bringing up old posts? What the fuck is up with that? What does that prove? That you're a loser. Stop bringing up the past...

Kuru: I don't consider myself a seasoned veteran of DetNet, hell, I don't even have half as many posts as some of the people here - but I like to think that at least ONE person here values my opinions and thoughts. If I get flamed...well, ok. I deal with it. But, if ONE person here values what I have to say, then I'll keep posting, no matter what. Don't leave, don't go. Fuck jim, and anyone else. Who cares if he, or anyone else, thinks that you're in love with yourself. I, by-the-way, have never even seen your pict, but that won't change my opinion of you, cuz I've heard what you have to say and, most of the time, I value what you have to say, along with most other DetNetters.

"Looks will get you in the door, but they won't keep you in the room."

If someone calls me a liar, and claims that I'm "making up things" someone said... Then YES, I will go back and post actual quotes. If someone then says that I'm posting stuff out of context, then YES, I'll post the quotes along with the threads discussion.

And what is this trying to prove? Well, the question was 'someone' seeking attention. All I posted was evidence supporting my OPINION, since 'someone' denies up and down that they weren't.

You may now shut down your computer and continue fucking your dog.

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jim
Beauty is in the eye of the Beer Holder
< Brews and Cues >

code:

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KURU
        VS
              JIM 

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THIS SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE!

This message has been edited by Neophyre on April 28, 2001 at 05:27 AM

Learn to go away and ignore. People can take care of themselves.

edit: I see Neophyre has edited his "let's have cr0bar lock this thread" comment, so I guess my post is no longer necessary.

This message has been edited by whiskey@throttle on April 28, 2001 at 07:37 PM

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"I am not a Marxist." -- Karl Marx

quote:

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Originally posted by kuru:

i don't want any ass kissing, i don't wanna be the center of attention. i just want to be what i am. some intelligent geeky chick discussing stuff with other intelligent geeky people. (people includes male and female people.) i've worked hard for my knowledge, and it sucks to have people reduce that to 'you just want attention.' as if the rest of you have thoughts, beliefs, opinions and feelings, but i just have ploys for attention. i am as human as all of you, yet there are some of you who seem to think i'm not really a real person, just a flat, hollow desire for attention and ass kissing.

it's very convenient how fast that dropped to 'all you are is some whore who wants attention.

it isn't and never was attention that i want. it's good conversation. i guess that's a hopeless cause.

[/B]

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Thank you Kuru, i really could not have said it better myself...it's a shame that it took 4pgs of posts for a point to finally be made

idiot... i swear...

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jim
Beauty is in the eye of the Beer Holder
< Brews and Cues >

then again, i don't think mentioning how much i post 3 times is as bad as the number of times someone has called me a 'whore' in this thread.

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kuru
'dancing is the vertical expression of horizontal desire.'
-robert frost

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All that I know there was no God for me
Force that shatters all, absence of mortality

what needs to happen is that everyone just walks away from this thread. everyone needs to chill out
jim should continue to be a cool kick ass type of person

kuru should go on posting intelligent opinionated stuff. and not stuff just to purposely piss off jim and others.(seriously what was that going to accomplish)

oh yeah and if these forums are almost bringing you to tears then you need to step back and not take things so seriously. ecspecially something like this.

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my butt and uh your uh butt.

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kuru
'dancing is the vertical expression of horizontal desire.'
-robert frost

quote:

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Originally posted by aventari:
unfortunatly he's right Vulu..

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I didn't say he was wrong...

quote:

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Originally posted by kuru:
it's all just gettin blown out of proportion.

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which is why everyone needs to just walk away and let this thread die

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my butt and uh your uh butt.

silv

edit- w00t, 5th page

This message has been edited by SiLVeR54 on April 30, 2001 at 07:32 PM