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Forum: Sex
Topic: evolution
started by: a.out

Posted by a.out on Apr. 14 2001,03:20

"We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation."
-- Lily Tomlin

Posted by melk0r on Apr. 14 2001,03:27

quote:
Originally posted by a.out:
"We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation."
-- Lily Tomlin

i have reason to believe this is TOTALLY CORRECT.

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god has a HARD ON for marines - Full Metal Jacket

Posted by askheaves on Apr. 14 2001,04:01

Monkeys walk on their knuckles... They enjoy a good wankin' too.

Life would be so much easier if we didn't have all these "customs" and "rules" and "respect" and "sexual harrassment laws" and stuff. I suppose nothing would ever get done, however, if we could just take the sex we wanted, instead of trying to impress the fairer sex.

The curse of the human mind.

Posted by kuru on Apr. 14 2001,21:13

since when did i make you work for it?

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kuru
'dancing is the vertical expression of horizontal desire.'
-robert frost

Posted by askheaves on Apr. 14 2001,22:28

tuché

Posted by Dysorderia on Apr. 24 2001,20:25

quote:
Originally posted by askheaves:
tuché

This is how you spell "touché", askheaves

(I know this is off-topic. Guess what? I don't care)

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Telnet - Reach out and finger someone

Posted by askheaves on Apr. 24 2001,22:36

Ah, fuck me.

I was just proud that I could use my Alt-2SomethingSomething knowledge, and didn't pay attention to the rest. Most likely, I was very... VERY... VERY drunk.

Posted by Wolfguard on Apr. 25 2001,10:35

quote:
Originally posted by kuru:
since when did i make you work for it?

well, he did have to pick you up at the airport... :P

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Posted by Chrissy on Apr. 25 2001,10:39

Ouch

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Posted by Wolfguard on Apr. 25 2001,11:09

quote:
Originally posted by Chrissy:
Ouch

she knows i luv her

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Posted by kuru on Apr. 25 2001,13:36

damn. ok, you got me on that one wolf.

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kuru
'dancing is the vertical expression of horizontal desire.'
-robert frost