Forum: Sex
Topic: do girls poops.. ever?
started by: melk0r
Posted by melk0r on Apr. 13 2001,03:47
i mean come on.. can you seriously imagine any hot girl at your school sitting on the can? i dont think they have anus's at all. they completely combust their food. they are so immature about it when someone farts or when you talk about it. so the obvious fact is : GIRLS DONT POOP.
Posted by z3r0 c00l on Apr. 13 2001,03:53
yes. me and melk0r have debated this for awhile now...it has to be this big conspiracy against us guys. They combust 100\% of thier food intake. Why do girls have anuses then? you ask..it's all for show, my friend, all for show.------------------
Become a Human not a religion
Posted by masher on Apr. 13 2001,04:37
quote:
Originally posted by z3r0 c00l:
Why do girls have anuses then? you ask..it's all for show, my friend, all for show.
There is another posibility... ------------------
"The theory of gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love." - Einstein
Posted by spicegoddess on Apr. 13 2001,16:53
yes!! girls poop. it's hard to imagine but ya it happens. and not all girls are anal about that kinda stuff. my friends, who all happen to be very cute (or shall I say the hot girls?)by the way, think it's funny to fart and "growl"(our term for taking a dump) in public bathrooms. maybe they are just the exception about that kinda stuff but girls can definitely drop a bomb with the rest of them...=) hope this didn't gross you guys out too much, or drastically change your perception about things
Posted by Rhydant on Apr. 13 2001,21:11
quote:
Originally posted by spicegoddess:
hope this didn't gross you guys out too much, or drastically change your perception about things
actually. i think it did.------------------
...when you look long into an abyss, the abyss also looks into you
-- Friedrich Nietzsche
Posted by melk0r on Apr. 13 2001,21:46
quote:
Originally posted by Rhydant:
actually. i think it did.
same here. i may never look upon anal sex the same way again.
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god has a HARD ON for marines - Full Metal Jacket
Posted by RenegadeSnark on Apr. 13 2001,23:10
Uhhhh.... forgive me, but I have to concur with everyone else. Your delge into the topic of female shit has brought a new meaning to "doggie style". Shall I further ruin it for everyone asking them to picture a dog shitting?Ha-ha.
Posted by TallAssAzn on Apr. 13 2001,23:25
Bad... bad bad bad mental pictures here.------------------
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Posted by melk0r on Apr. 14 2001,00:13
quote:
Originally posted by TallAssAzn:
Bad... bad bad bad mental pictures here.
yeah i know, whoever started this thread needs to die a slow painful death. :sigh:------------------
god has a HARD ON for marines - Full Metal Jacket
Posted by solid on Apr. 14 2001,00:27
yea.. think of a girl after you gave her anal and then made her suck your dick and then kissed her later on!
Posted by askheaves on Apr. 14 2001,03:58
Dude, what is wrong with you people? Are you 4? It's pretty much a normal thing that both genders have to do. That's why the have 2 different bathrooms at the mall.Thank you, spicegoddess, for setting these boys straight. (I have no idea what I'm talking about. This is all coming from the place in question)
Posted by masher on Apr. 14 2001,04:03
quote:
Originally posted by spicegoddess:
yes!! girls poop. it's hard to imagine but ya it happens.
And heads of state poop. and various other important people.
Imagine G \/\/ Bush on the toilet.... 
or for that matter, Little Johnnie.
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"The theory of gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love." - Einstein
edit: added Johnnie This message has been edited by masher on April 14, 2001 at 11:04 PM
Posted by kuru on Apr. 14 2001,21:15
girls poop, we just don't take a freakin newspaper with us and announce it to the world.actually, just the newspaper thing. i don't really give a damn who knows that i have to shit. biological function and all. ------------------
kuru
'dancing is the vertical expression of horizontal desire.'
-robert frost
Posted by solid on Apr. 14 2001,23:17
right now when kuru said shit, it sure as hell sounded a lot better than poop. maybe because shit is more violent and like "hey, fuck you! im gonna go take a SHIT!" and you can hear the crowd cheering in the background or something.
Posted by ASCIIMan on Apr. 15 2001,08:57
SHIT YEAH! Right on... wait a minute... what were we talking about again? That's gross. Okay... ummm... I haveta go get these mental images of girls and heads of state shitting out of my mind. I bet Janet Reno shits like a guy. Okay... that was really gross. I think I'll try to distract myself with actual homework *gasp*.
Posted by DuSTman on Apr. 15 2001,09:41
it's just that you can't think of most girls shitting, but you can extend this, for example, try and imagine ghandi taking a dump..You can't, can you..
Posted by ASCIIMan on Apr. 15 2001,10:49
Actually, it's pretty hard to imagine almost anyone else shitting (of course, this brings up the question, why whould anyone want to?).
Posted by masher on Apr. 15 2001,11:08
just look at some of the pr0n available...the mind boggles. ------------------
"The theory of gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love." - Einstein
Posted by ASCIIMan on Apr. 15 2001,12:46
Ummm... I specifically try to, at all costs, *avoid* that type of pr  n. The other stuff is good, though  .  This message has been edited by ASCIIMan on April 16, 2001 at 07:57 AM
Posted by ic0n0 on Apr. 15 2001,13:40
This topic made me not want to look at my pr0n stash for a good 2 hours thanks a lot.
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"I am not a Marxist." -- Karl Marx
Posted by just_dave on Apr. 15 2001,18:17
you guys worry me......------------------
If you have multiple personalties and think about suicide is it a hostage situation???
Posted by SLATE on Apr. 15 2001,18:18
hey spicegirl (or whatever the name is.. sorry, lazy and i dont wanna look...) you mind getting some pics of you and your "hot" friends up in the show yourself or whatever forum on the classroom?
Oh yeah, regular pics, not ones of them shitting
:P
Posted by spicegoddess on Apr. 15 2001,21:10
slate...my pix just got posted on the "women have no idea" topic
Posted by smartsnake on Apr. 16 2001,00:59
"procrastination is like masturbation...it's all good until you realize you've just fucked yourself." 
Posted by SLATE on Apr. 16 2001,01:21
quote:
Originally posted by spicegoddess:
slate...my pix just got posted on the "women have no idea" topic
damn!
ummm
hmm
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYMN
not to mention... DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN
damn!
ok
damn!
haha
ok yeah... hehe im just foolin around... you're mighty purdy though....
Posted by pengu1nn on Apr. 16 2001,05:08
quote:
Originally posted by solid:
yea.. think of a girl after you gave her anal and then made her suck your dick and then kissed her later on!
dude, this thread was fine untill i read that. that has got to be the sickest mental picture i have ever had. thank you.
This message has been edited by pengu1nn on April 16, 2001 at 12:08 PM
Posted by masher on Apr. 16 2001,07:00
<YOKEL>
mmm yourrr purdy.Can ah tuch your purdy hair?
</YOKEL> ------------------
"The theory of gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love." - Einstein
Posted by PersonGuy on Apr. 20 2001,23:48
I'M BACK! And now I'm going to make up for my lost time... DON'T GO < here >! DO NOT GO!! I MEAN IT!!! You've been warned...  ------------------
Have a nice day, because monkeys don't.
-< PersonGuy >
Posted by solid on Apr. 21 2001,00:00
PG, where the hell do you find this stuff? Yeesh.
Posted by PersonGuy on Apr. 21 2001,00:02
A guest on Love Line mentioned it the other day... just couldn't resist!  ------------------
Have a nice day, because monkeys don't.
-< PersonGuy >
Posted by solid on Apr. 25 2001,16:34
quote:
Originally posted by HEYYY ITS THE FONZ:
Hell yeah girls shit!!! Try and step into the bathroom after my sister uses it. Shit we're talking about the true purpose of gas masks.
with youre name in caps ... its like youre screaming it out.. shouldve made it lowercase anyhow welcome aboard.. now.. prepare to meet askheaves soon..
Posted by Vigilante on Apr. 25 2001,16:40
Haha! Caps or not, that's a great name.
Posted by HEYYY ITS THE FONZ on Apr. 25 2001,17:03
Hell yeah girls shit!!! Try and step into the bathroom after my sister uses it. Shit we're talking about the true purpose of gas masks.
Posted by CatKnight on Apr. 25 2001,17:05
yet another n00b. *sigh*
Posted by solid on Apr. 25 2001,19:23
NvM about the askheaves thing.. hes not doing that anymore.
Posted by HEYYY ITS THE FONZ on Apr. 26 2001,05:20
quote:
Originally posted by solid:
with youre name in caps ... its like youre screaming it out
I am screaming it out, just like good old fonzeralli on Happy Days. Anyways, thanks for having me.
Posted by melk0r on Apr. 26 2001,05:40
technically we haven't "had" you yet, but welcome.
Posted by veilside on Oct. 24 2001,20:26
quote:
Originally posted by SLATE:
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN
damn!
ok
damn!
haha
ok yeah... hehe im just foolin around... you're mighty purdy though....
dammit! where did her picture go
Posted by Observer on Oct. 24 2001,20:30
They went to the post picture thread that went horribly corrupt.edit: And CK deleted the pics from his account. ------------------
When 1337 hax0rs start impaling each other with swords and typing code with a hook on one hand, then they can modify the term "pirate." This message has been edited by Observer on October 25, 2001 at 03:53 PM
Posted by veilside on Oct. 24 2001,20:36
quote:
Originally posted by Observer:
They went to the post picture thread that went horribly corrupt.
gahhh..... i guess no one would have her pic on their hdd... or would they
Posted by CatKnight on Oct. 24 2001,21:23
i might have it on a cdr somewhere. I don't feel like sifting through them all to find it though.damn, she was hot though.
Posted by incubus on Oct. 24 2001,21:25
quote:
Originally posted by CatKnight:
i might have it on a cdr somewhere.
*cough*stalker*cough* ------------------
"just pressin y0 butt0ns f00" -- miNus
Posted by Vainness on Oct. 25 2001,00:10
I had a guy ask me if i would shit on him. I looked at him really weird and said, fuck no do you know how long it would take to rid of that smell? Seriously chicks do it in private or have this weird deal with their bodies that seems to like prevent them from rendering capable of taking a dump when guys are in close proximity.------------------
For future reference i suggest calling your 4 remaining brain cells together and having them consult with each other before posting any more B.S
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