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I dunno, make a hotkey to minimize all windows, or jump to screensaver or black the screen.

Not that I know HOW to do any of these things.

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Ah screw it.
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Win-M (Win = the Windows key)

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Originally posted by Blain:
Windowz explorer is a good program for such a thing, just give it a highly accessible hotkey, and viola!

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Win-E
There are more of those built into Windows. You can make even more with an old program called Winkey.

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A good programmer is someone who looks both ways on a one-way street

What you need is a good “backup” program that’s always running and strapped on to a hotkey. Windowz explorer is a good program for such a thing, just give it a highly accessible hotkey, and viola!

What you need is a backup window. I always, ALWAYS load up something like detnet in Netscape and then use other windows to look for porn, if I hear someone coming (stop giggling) then I'll just open that window up and save my blushes.

If you want something mroe ingenious then try to look for sepcial programs. People that work and look at porn or games get special prgrammes that upon you hitting a hotkey bring up word with a file on it so it looks like you're doing work but you can program it to open anything. I think.
cheers

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Originally posted by CatKnight:
I want to set up a device so that the instant my room mate opens the door, my puter will minimize all windows. I've been caught looking at porn a couple times...really embarresing (especially since he doesn't watch porn). I don't jack off at my computer though...way to risky. Well anyway, how could I do this?

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How about asking him to knock at the door before coming in?

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I can resist everything except Temptation. - Oscar Wilde

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Originally posted by askheaves:
I'd just keep a roll of Mento's next to your mouse, so that when he comes in, you can flash a smile and all will be right with the world.

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thats the funniest fuckin thing...
i can just imagine him going, "Doo doo doo doo doo doo, do waaaaaaah! " then he smiles, crooks his head to the side, and says, "Mentos! The fresh maker!"

time to get to work!...
just wait.. you'll see...
im dead serious too..

..on topic: Windows Key + d is my personal favorite. it drops to the desktop, and is the most handy for one hand ease-of-use
(what pun?)

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linkage: < http://24.188.82.126/~slate/mentos.zip >

edit:
its 2.2 megs compressed 3.9 uncompressed.. AVI format.. enjoy

This message has been edited by SLATE on April 17, 2001 at 10:39 PM

edit: it would have been funnier if you made some sort of FAPing movements.

This message has been edited by CatKnight on April 17, 2001 at 11:07 PM

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When my flying days are over, and my death has come to pass
I hope they bury me upside down, so the whole damn world can kiss my ass

There's only one explanation: SLATE is actually a quantum mechanical like particle/wave that likes to be in two places at once. Specifically, looking at pr0n on his quantum mechanical computer with his quantum mechanical webcam, and entering his room in order to scare the sh1t out of his quantum mechanical self at the same time.

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Note to self: Do not eat milk and cookies while watching movie clips made by detnetters.

This message has been edited by ASCIIMan on April 18, 2001 at 12:33 AM

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Originally posted by Vigilante:
Anyone remember the old "Boss Key" in games? Back when you could actually task-switch out of games without it thrashing your HD for 10 minutes (or simply locking/crashing)...

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Those were "the bomb." All the old Sierra adventure games had them -- KQ, SQ . . . not that I ever used them, being about six years old when they came out.
There are "boss key" websites, too, but I don't have a link to one.

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Necesse est multos timeat quem multi timent.

Come on, have the enjoyment of looking for porn on the net is trying to avoid getting caught, it makes it all worth doing.

Apart from the tossing ofcourse.
cheers

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Originally posted by ASCIIMan:
SLATE is actually a quantum mechanical like particle/wave that likes to be in two places at once.

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He knows too much...

Actually, I hope you are all enjoying it.. There will be NO second version.. cause that would be stupid... The original is the best, cause it was spontaneous... cant have it all rehearsed and all.....

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Originally posted by LazyGit:
Yeah, and then maybe you could get a webleacher to download all the porn for you and a machine built from Lego that beats you off, cleans you up and puts you back in your pants so you can just sit back, relax and have a beer.

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Hey! That device is patent pending from the Team Wolfguard mindstorm labs.

But i have said to much all ready

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