Topic: LESBOS ARE BANNED!! WTF!?
started by: PersonGuy
Think about it like this... the guys want girls. The girls want girls NOT guys. So the chicks can have a crazy orgy, and the guys can watch! EVERYONE WINS! TALK ABOUT GETTING MORAL UP!! 
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-< PersonGuy >
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Originally posted by ic0n0:
isn't it all the same in the end anyway, all a guy needs is friction and an imagination
That my friends, is the sound of despairation.
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I hope they bury me upside down, so the whole damn world can kiss my ass
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Well, mabey this is wrong and prejiduce of me, but I don't think of gays ANY worse than anyone else, I just treat them as the opposite sex!
Gay males: They seem to have the mentality of strait females, so that's how I picture them in my mind and socially. Just... REALLY UNATRACTIVE women. I have gay friends, just like I have ugly woman friends.
Gay females: They seem to have the mentality of strait males, so that's how I picture them in my mind and socially. Just... REALLY ATTRACTIVE men (unless they're dykes... then they're JUST men).
My point was that the REASON that women were excluded from the millitary original was because of uniform. The best way things work is if EVERY soldier thinks almost exactly the same (borg). So if we had strait men, and gay women, then we'd have a much stronger force.
Why not gay men, and strait women? Cause it just seems like the they IN GENERAL don't have as much desire to kick ass.
I'm saying that exluding gay men makes a little sence, but exluding gay women is RETARTED! WE NEED MORE IN THE FORCE!!
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Have a nice day, because monkeys don't.
-< PersonGuy >
U know what tickles me anus funny? (Not literally)
How gay guys always come in couples and the lesbians I've seen come in twelvesomes. Not that I've been hunting for it- which might be why I haven't seen a gay.. *shudder* twelvesome.
Back to the topic at hand (and for some of you, really at hand! 8-))
HEEEEY.. maybe the lesbians will tempt the male seargents who like.. haven't done it in so many years and.. we'll, they'd like to join in the fun or something?!
.. I'm tired.
i've read that when a baby is developing, the two sex/sexuality parts of the brain (one determines your sex, one determines your sexuality) can malfunction, the most common being a gay person. pg, a gay male can be perfecly MALE (and would probably be very offended by you thinking of them as female), but then you get some people where the 'sex' part of their brain misforms, and you literally get a female brain inside a male body. this brings up those guys that think they are women trapped in mens bodies, these type of people arent some sort of extreme gay, they literally are a female in a male body
i know that was a bit convoluted, but i hope you understand
i actually think i have explained that in this forum before, but i cant remember
I see homosexuals the same way as PG. I could really care less if someone is gay. Hell, more power to 'em for it. But if they hit on me, I'm gonna put 'em down. Just as I would a really ugly woman. I used to know a guy that was gay, and he's actually pretty cool. Funny dude(tte).
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quote:
Originally posted by j0eSmith:
That my friends, is the sound of despairation.
No this is the sound of despairation:
FAP!FAP!FAP!FAP!FAP!FAP!FAP!
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#define QUESTION (2b)| |!(2b)
And for nature, I've also know gay friends that have NO typical background... on I'm living proof of the OTHER half of the nature puzzle! According to MY past I SHOULD BE GAY! But I guess nature has just made me so strait that I had some sort of immunity!
Anyway, am I supposed to think of gays as FREAKISH men?? I think of them as normal women! I totally respect them, and their individuality, and whatever else... bla bla it's pointless to go on. I eat lunch with gays all the time. I'll go to the mall with em. But am I go watch "Hanging Up" with him? HELL NO! I DON'T WANT SEX WITH HIM, so there's no point! Am I going to make him come watch Fight Club? HELL NO! It's not his thing...
Now here's a dangerous thought... if fat-man was gay. Attractive... woman! No problem with that! None! Slice me off a piece! See how that works? But of course, he's a manly man, and that just work for me...
And Solid has a point, but as logical as that sounds, usually in a gay couple, one plays the man and the other plays the woman. But that's a WHOLE OTHER discusion!
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Have a nice day, because monkeys don't.
-< PersonGuy >
quote:
Originally posted by PersonGuy:
According to MY past I SHOULD BE GAY!
You been running through the corn field backwards?
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There was this guy who was like an appliance salseman, and then one day he went to take a break and his co-worker told me hes GAY! AND I STARTED CRACKING UP!! And then he just stared and I was like "OH CRAP!" and that was that.
I thought the guy was just a lil over friendly! Eeesh.
</weirdo's experience>
Wahta re you saying at the start? That you had more than one mother and that some of them were overbearing?
And what the fuck was going on with the main bit? Is this some kind of weird urban myth? Were you another appliance salesman, did you work with the gay guy? Did the gay guy tell you he was gay and you laughed or was there some guy who didn't like homophobes who told you the other guy was gay and then you laughed?
Can you clear it up please, I'm mental anyway, it probably makes sense to other people.
The reason they don't let lesbians in is for the same reason they don't let gays in. Firstly just because of prejudice but what they always use as an excuse is that they don't want fraternisation. Even if they put all different sexualities into different groups, it wouldn't matter. The straight men would bone whores when on leave but not each other. Straight girls would probably not get boned because they mostly ming (what kind of woman goes into the army?). Lesbians and gays can bone (or lick) each other whenever they want and they might just choose to get it on in the middle of the night.
They basically don't sexual relationships to be made in a team because in a life or death situation, they may not follow their training properly. Plus, women are messed up, everyone knows that. All the fucking barracks or full of women synchronising their menstruation and saying they've got headaches. Imagine it:
General: "Go kill all those enemy people, Female Battalion!"
Female Battalion: "We can't: woman problems"
General: "Oh, alright then! I'll make you some cocoa and make your beds for you! Would you like me to do the ironing, I wouldn't want to make you do anything too strenuous!"
I can't even believe that they let the women get away with doing less press ups, running shorter distances and not having to carry as much weight.
You know they had to get rid of the height limit in the Police Force so that they could let women in. PC my arse.
cheers
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Originally posted by LazyGit:
Straight girls would probably not get boned because they mostly ming (what kind of woman goes into the army?).
Actually they found out that in Desert Storm, a many female soldiers became pregnant while on the tour of duty.
Why? You fuck because you think it may be the last time before going out and putting your life on the line.
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A good programmer is someone who looks both ways on a one-way street
I was attending the canadian national exhebition show (CNE) one day while my mom was working at a booth there, and our neighbour booth was an appliance store.
So there was this guy as I went there to greet them, he was flingin a yo-yo at me and he wasn't in uniform and stuff, and I just thought he was a lil more friendlier than the others. Anyhow the middle eastern salesperson approached me and started conversation, another day later when the over-friendly guy left for some coffee the middle eastern man told said "he's gay." and I looked with a puzzled look and said "ah?! pfft HAHAHAHAHAHA" as I was gonna crack up cuz he said it so seriously, and in about 3 seconds later I was like "OH CRAP!". And from that day on I did visit the place a few more times but kept a little more distance with that guy.
And that's what happened.
Hope your mind's cleared up now.
cheers
I almost needed to change my pants when he said it. That's how damn funny it was Additionally, another one of my bi friends called the Marine Corps "THE most homoerotic institution known to man" Just my 2 cents.
Dont flame me
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"There is no such thing as cybersex. The only person getting f*cked is you, by America Online."
I almost needed to change my pants when he said it. That's how damn funny it was Additionally, another one of my bi friends called the Marine Corps "THE most homoerotic institution known to man" Just my 2 cents.
Dont flame me
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"There is no such thing as cybersex. The only person getting f*cked is you, by America Online."
I almost needed to change my pants when he said it. That's how damn funny it was Additionally, another one of my bi friends called the Marine Corps "THE most homoerotic institution known to man" Just my 2 cents.
Dont flame me
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"There is no such thing as cybersex. The only person getting f*cked is you, by America Online."
I give up.
cheers
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