Forum: Sex
Topic: its the weirdest thing
started by: jiggyfresh
Posted by jiggyfresh on Apr. 03 2001,18:25
when this girl touched my penis it got bigger
whats up with that?
Posted by askheaves on Apr. 03 2001,18:31
Hmm... I don't think that's supposed to happen.Seek Therapy.
Posted by Xenoflargactian on Apr. 03 2001,19:07
are you a therapist, heaves? cuz u keep telling ppl to seek therapy. maybe an underground coalition? whateverthat getting bigger thing makes sense. if you're really turned on, ur dick's sphincter constricts even tighter to put more blood in it. i mean..i can make mine noticeably bigger by pushing on the right muscles (no hands ma!  ) i mean if a girl touches it, u were prolly pretty turned on, so that makes sense. think of it as like sometimes ur semi-hard, then that sphincter must be partially constricted
Posted by cr0bar on Apr. 03 2001,20:17
Your sphincter controls the release of waste products from your body, not the uptake of blood into the penis' erectile tissues =)I forget the specific anatomical terms for the mechanism, but basically an erection happens when blood rushes into the penis through the dilation of some capillaries 'around those parts'. The dilation is caused by some chemical being released into your bloodstream, usually controlled by your brain but can also be induced with nitrous. I think.
Posted by Rhydant on Apr. 03 2001,20:39
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Originally posted by Xenoflargactian:
if you're really turned on, ur dick's sphincter constricts even tighter to put more blood in it.
you have a strange penis. i think the chemical that cr0 is refering to is uhm... testosterone? it makes sense if you think about it or maybe not... ------------------
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Posted by askheaves on Apr. 03 2001,21:00
A sphincter is a type of muscle that resides at the end of a tube of smooth muscle. Since smooth muscle is mostly involuntary, the majority of control is through the sphincter being wired to the brain. You have many sphincters... one at the opening of the stomach in the esophagus, one at the end of the anus, etc. I believe there is one near the base of the penis, and it shares some of the same muscle control as the anal one. It's all kind of a wiring mess down there, and a plumbing disaster as well.But, as I said, if you're experiencing penial growth, and also noticing increased blood pressure or increased oxygen intake or sweating, then you have a serious problem and should seek help. If the same thing happens when a man touches it, then you're probably back on even keel.
Posted by Xenoflargactian on Apr. 04 2001,03:52
heaves knows what i'm talking about. u guys are thinking with ur "wayne's world" logic and not biology 
Posted by Bozeman on Apr. 04 2001,11:08
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Originally posted by cr0bar:
The dilation is caused by some chemical being released into your bloodstream, usually controlled by your brain but can also be induced with nitrous. I think.
NO2 = Woody? Wow, you do learn something new every day.
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Posted by mqa on Apr. 08 2001,21:48
actually an erection can be completely independant from the brain. theve done tests on people with spinal cord injuries and the like where they show them porn and nothing happens, but when they fondle them the get erect even though they dont know it.
Posted by PersonGuy on Apr. 09 2001,00:33
Yah! You can succesfully give a guy in a coma a BJ! ... err... someone TOLD me that.../me slinks away.
Posted by SaxMaster on Apr. 11 2001,23:15
You can also screw a dead guy if he died with a hardon, at least for a few hours afterwards, lol. (Anyone see Clerks?)
Posted by HEYYY ITS THE FONZ on Apr. 25 2001,18:27
I know someone whose dad died while screwing his girlfriend 20 years younger than he was. Must have been killer sex. I wonder if she kept going at it after he died. Weird shit huh.------------------
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Posted by solid on Apr. 25 2001,22:18
(girl) ahhhh ahhh! oh so good!
(old man) IM GONNA CUM! oh im too old for this!! uuggh... *dead*
(girl) ahh.. no dont stop! dont.. AHHHH!!! *and that wasnt a scream of pleasure either*wait.. thats quite disturbing..
Posted by Wolfguard on Apr. 26 2001,09:35
Private Bengiman<sp>Family member: What were his last words?
PB: Im cumming god im cumming.
Family member: Religous to the end. Think that is the right quote. ------------------
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Posted by Xenoflargactian on Apr. 29 2001,01:31
wow! it works completely independently of the brain...So it could happen even if there was no brain, but he was still living, somehow.<feminist>
WOW! so thats how most guys can get it up
</feminist> I guess it was on the creator's list of things to do when he made man....gettin' that wad out is THAT important....
Posted by spicegoddess on Apr. 29 2001,06:42
FONZ, i also know of someone who that has happened to. what do u do if put in that situation?? "i'm sorry officer but i guess he was just too old...i couldn't help it, really i couldn't..." that must be the most mortifying thing
Posted by masher on Apr. 29 2001,08:48
lol spice...'It was just sitting there doing nothing. It would have been a pity to let it go to waste...' ------------------
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Posted by jiggyfresh on Apr. 30 2001,02:59
geez, how did this idiotic topic i made almost a month ago get back on here
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