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Topic: 5 MONTHS!
started by: Vulu

Posted by Vulu on Apr. 03 2001,01:35

My girlfriend and I have been going out "officially" for 5 months now...this is now my longest relationship...I can't believe I'm not bored yet! BOOYAH!

Sorry, just really excited and I had to tell the world...

Posted by CatKnight on Apr. 03 2001,02:44

stfu

Posted by Xenoflargactian on Apr. 03 2001,02:52

i am with my second girlfriend (i would consider it my first "real" gf, cuz the other was just a pathetic summer camp mutual crush thing). Anyway, we've been together for just over 10 months. it'll be 1 year may 26

, and one year may 29 from our first kiss :*

Posted by Rhydant on Apr. 03 2001,03:16

aw, isnt that special?
/me sticks finger down throat
/me proceeds to vomit
i dont really think i needed the finger. it was just an aid

but really... uhm... congrats? ive only had 1 girl friend, and that was only for like 3 months.
blah. i cant talk to girls. its just not in the cards.

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Posted by Blain on Apr. 03 2001,03:23

quote:
Originally posted by Rhydant:
blah. i cant talk to girls. its just not in the cards.

Once I thought a girl was talking to me. Turned out she was taking to someone behind me.

quote:
Dumb&dumber:
She actually talked to me man!
GET OUT!
Yep. Tractor beam, sucked me right in.

This message has been edited by Blain on April 03, 2001 at 10:26 PM

Posted by Rhydant on Apr. 03 2001,04:07

quote:
Originally posted by Blain:
Once I thought a girl was talking to me. Turned out she was taking to someone behind me.

w0w... thats just bad, man.
i feel sorry for you. not only was she NOT talking to you, but you looked like an ass when you tried to respond. then of course she thought you were some sort of ease-dropper weirdo, and gave you a dirty look. then she picked up her things and went somewhere else. where she had hot-sex with the guy that was behind you, the one which she was talking to.
see how thiese things accumulate? its just not worth it!

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Posted by CatKnight on Apr. 03 2001,04:58

hmm i can talk to women great, i have many more female friends the guy friends. trouble is the dating part. bleh

Posted by TheGreatFat on Apr. 03 2001,17:10

Thats some good going- Ummmm I think all depends on what your ideals are- thats if your in for a quick fix or for the long haul

Posted by Xenoflargactian on Apr. 03 2001,19:12

personally, i'm in for the long haul.

i like her because i dont really have to talk. i can just listen to her. an NO its not boring. i actually enjoy listening to her tell me about her day (see? i am a girly man! ). I've tried talking to other people, but they never listen when i want to talk. my gf thinks she talks too much, and always listens to me attentively (as i do for her).

before i get flamed, i just wanna say that there's much more than that between us.

A dieu

Posted by SiLVeR54 on Apr. 06 2001,00:01

well,
i had a gf for 6 months, i got boooored! i dunno what happened, it wuz just.... all of a sudden. but i'm glad its over, not becuz it wuz boring at the end, but becuz i got to meet other gurlz. such as the gurl i'm going out with now! we JUST started going out on..
/me looks at watch for the date
..monday! its been great, and since i have nuthing else to do, i decided to post this good news here.
/me yawns
ok, thats all i gotta say,
see y'all,

silver

Posted by solid on Apr. 06 2001,00:07

quote:
Originally posted by SiLVeR54:
well,
i had a gf for 6 months, i got boooored! i dunno what happened, it wuz just.... all of a sudden. but i'm glad its over, not becuz it wuz boring at the end, but becuz i got to meet other gurlz. such as the gurl i'm going out with now! we JUST started going out on..
/me looks at watch for the date
..monday! its been great, and since i have nuthing else to do, i decided to post this good news here.
/me yawns
ok, thats all i gotta say,
see y'all,
silver

All your titanium are belong to me!

</private joke between me and this guy>

Posted by SiLVeR54 on Apr. 06 2001,00:10

quote:
Originally posted by solid:
All your titanium are belong to me!

as long as u don't got my mojo... its all good!

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Posted by Dark Knight Bob on Apr. 06 2001,00:12

i have a gurl she is made of wood and wool stuck together with bees honey. her name is matilda... ah fuck this i cant be assed to type out some surreal shit i'm just not in the mood. spaced is a damn cool show.

oh yeah and i hate you all for having gurls to screw!!!

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Posted by solid on Apr. 06 2001,00:12

quote:
Originally posted by SiLVeR54:

as long as u don't got my mojo... its all good!

eeeegh.. keep it.

Posted by solid on Apr. 06 2001,02:27

quote:
Originally posted by Dark Knight Bob:
i have a gurl she is made of wood and wool stuck together with bees honey. her name is matilda... ah fuck this i cant be assed to type out some surreal shit i'm just not in the mood. spaced is a damn cool show.
oh yeah and i hate you all for having gurls to screw!!!

HAHAHA... yea id be in the same situation, but the deal is im content with how it is. Damn I love not having to worry about girls ... i still love em tho. cant live with or without em.

How old are you DKB?

Posted by Marvin on Apr. 06 2001,03:08

You ought to know I'm very depressed...

Posted by SiLVeR54 on Apr. 06 2001,03:54

why r u depressed?
i know u said it in another topic, but i'm lazy

silver

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Posted by DuSTman on Apr. 06 2001,04:04

quote:
Originally posted by SiLVeR54:
why r u depressed?

Ever read "the hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy" by Douglas Adams?

(if not, do if you get the time). It's a paranoid android reference...

Posted by melk0r on Apr. 07 2001,00:56

vulu, i am happy for you. yesterday was my one month with my girlfriend.. and its definitely going good and strong. she's my first real girlfriend, and im very happy.so i know your happiness, even though a month isnt a long time.

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This message has been edited by melk0r on April 07, 2001 at 07:58 PM

Posted by just_dave on Apr. 07 2001,01:24

well you beat me man my longest is 1 month.. that ticks me off so bad..... I mean i hate when you care for chicks and then they dump ya .. I have heard the friend line more times than any man alive i think

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Posted by DeadAnztac on Apr. 07 2001,07:10

.....and I've never had a girlfriend so you can all suck my dick.

Posted by DeadAnztac on Apr. 07 2001,07:10

....please?

Posted by DeadAnztac on Apr. 07 2001,07:11

/me bows head and walks off

Posted by DjSokol on Apr. 07 2001,19:05

my longest is 3 months, and im glad that one ended because ifound out some stuff about her after that i didnt want to know...

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Posted by Vulu on Apr. 07 2001,19:50

BOOYAH!
I'm still ridin' high on this whole 5 months thing. We really haven't "celebrated" monthiversaries but, more, we've acknowledged that it's been this "long." We're definately celebrating 6 months though.
BOOYAH!

Posted by L33T_h4x0r_d00d on Apr. 08 2001,19:12

Hmmm... well Ive been living with my girlfriend for a year now. And we had been dating long befor we moved in together.... So I think im on top of the list right now.

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Posted by directhex on Apr. 08 2001,20:09

got bored so decided to see how the ol' sex forum was goin', and give my characteristic 2.5ish pence.

9 months tomorrow, plans for trip to paris in 3 months

--directhex

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Posted by Blowgoats on Apr. 16 2001,13:44

My grifriend dumped my ass. It sucks, it turns out that "we are not compatiable." Whatever. You know that when they say that shit it means they aren't interested anymore. I want some PUSSY!!!

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Posted by SLATE on Apr. 16 2001,14:36

Wow.. Longest relationship I've had was 1 week....

I also made out with some chick on a cruise thought.. I felt her up too.. On top of her shirt... Bleh.. The last day of the cruise, she says I'm 13.. I was 16.. I said something along the lines of "ahhhh fuck"

Posted by Blowgoats on Apr. 16 2001,21:42

I've had enought sex to last a lifetime....Shit. I think I just Jinxed myself...

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Posted by Blowgoats on Apr. 16 2001,23:24

Oh, yeah, BTW, add a year and that will mak something worthwhile to celebrate...

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Posted by Blowgoats on Apr. 16 2001,23:27

quote:
Originally posted by DuSTman:
Ever read "the hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy" by Douglas Adams?

That is such a fucking funny book. Oh shit. i just realized I posted 3 times in a row... I will stop now...

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Posted by Silence on Apr. 17 2001,06:22

My longest is 6 months and at the end we just had nothing left for each other. We were both not ready to go to the next stage!
We just got bored and it stopped....

hmmm

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Posted by ic0n0 on Apr. 17 2001,12:05

my problem is that girls don't like ram and hard drives nor do they like 12x cd burners nor anything else i think is cool.
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This message has been edited by ic0n0 on April 18, 2001 at 07:08 AM

Posted by Dark Knight Bob on Apr. 17 2001,21:43

ugh dont get me started onm girlfreinds

Posted by ch1ckie on Apr. 17 2001,23:25

<quote>my problem is that girls don't like ram and hard drives nor do they like 12x cd burners nor anything else i think is cool.</quote>

dont know if my cheapo html version of what i think will work for quotes will work. fuck. but my problem is that guys don't know anything about RAM or hard drives or 12 X burners (mine's only 8x cause i got it like 3 years ago)...although they'd like to think they know more than me (all of you detnet jockies NOT included).

Posted by ch1ckie on Apr. 17 2001,23:26

oh. and it was me and my bf's 6 month at the end of march. seems like waaaaaaaaaaay longer *grin*

Posted by askheaves on Apr. 17 2001,23:39

Wow. Welcome back to the party, ch1ckie.

Long time no see. Sorry to hear about your boyfriend though

Posted by Wolfguard on Apr. 18 2001,10:41

Just wait.

In about 15-20 years you will be hard pressed to remember her name.

Now, in the count of girlfriends do one night stands count?

15 relationships that lasted more than 2 days
2 marrages
2 where we were both married, just not to each other.
dont know how many ("And who are you again and why are you still here?")s there were.

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Posted by incubus on Apr. 18 2001,15:56

ALL HAIL WolfGuard, High King of p00n!

/me bows

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Posted by Greasemonk on Apr. 20 2001,23:22

quote:
Originally posted by CatKnight:
hmm i can talk to women great, i have many more female friends the guy friends. trouble is the dating part. bleh

Dont worry. Just take a look at Chris Robinson(lead singer of the Black Crows) and look at what he married...nuff said...just keep talking and eventually you will come across one that will date you...

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Posted by Vulu on May 05 2001,18:30

6 months was May 3rd. It was pretty incredible...I think that was the best sex I've ever had...

Wow. Just realized that ch1ckie posted...damn.

Posted by SiLVeR54 on May 05 2001,23:36

ack..
my relationship with my gf is over....
lasted a month!!! ah well, i'll just do my flirtin', and foolin'!

peace,

silver

Posted by Vulu on May 06 2001,11:00

That sucks silver...that really, really, sucks.

I think I have the best relationship in my school...most of the chicks here are such BITCHES, but my girlfriend r0x0rz. Anyway, I'm happy.

Posted by solid on May 07 2001,01:15

quote:
Originally posted by Vulu:
That sucks silver...that really, really, sucks.
I think I have the best relationship in my school...most of the chicks here are such BITCHES, but my girlfriend r0x0rz. Anyway, I'm happy.

Actually he went about it rather easy...

Posted by solid on May 07 2001,02:27

quote:
Originally posted by Vulu:
I think I have the best relationship in my school...most of the chicks here are such BITCHES, but my girlfriend r0x0rz. Anyway, I'm happy.

Tell her that.
No?

Posted by Vulu on May 08 2001,21:34

quote:
Originally posted by solid:
Tell her that.

All day.

Posted by Trog on May 09 2001,07:39

Okay, I don't compete with the king of p00n at all, but I've been with my current GF 3 years, 1 Month. (and 7 days, but who's counting?)

Funny thing is, we did the anniversary, looked at each other and said "Three years?? We've been going out for _three_ _years_?"

but there's a really odd duality about time... Times before her seem a *very* distant memory, but the relationship just doesn't feel that long, if you know what I mean..

Or maybe I'm just rambling...

anyway..

GOOOO Vulu! (and that sounds like a fun sixth monthiversary, what else did you do?)

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Vi Forever! (or at least till you figure out how to quit..)

Posted by Observer on May 09 2001,10:57

Time has no meaning. To a true student, a year is as a day.

--A year?! I wanna beat people up right now! I got the pajamas!

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Posted by Vulu on May 09 2001,13:51

I know exactly what you mean Trog...I don't really remember what I was doing the day before we started talking...and then after that...EVERYTHING is so crystal clear.

<story>
We liked each other for 4 years before we finally started talking to each other. She was really shy, and so was I. So we admired each other from a distance. But after 4 years you'd think we'd lose interest...BAH! ya I know, it's really cheesy. Anyway, we just started talking and it took me 7 MONTHS to ask her out...that's long. We were pretty much "together" before that, but it was official then. Well, there's just so much more - but I won't bore you.
:P
</story>

Posted by Trog on May 10 2001,10:22

quote:
Originally posted by Observer:
Time has no meaning. To a true student, a year is as a day.
--A year?! I wanna beat people up right now! I got the pajamas!

Ed Gruberman, you have failed to grasp the truth of Tai-Kwon-Leap. Draw closer, that you might learn the truth!

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Vi Forever! (or at least till you figure out how to quit..)

Posted by Prometheus on May 12 2001,02:29

quote:
Originally posted by Wolfguard:
2 marrages
2 where we were both married, just not to each other.

Seems like there might be a connection...

Posted by The_Stomper on Jun. 14 2001,01:26

7 months last monday.

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Posted by directhex on Jun. 14 2001,05:34

1 year early next month, when my crazy and overly-expensive plan of celebration comes to fruition. paris, here we come

--directhex

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