Anyway, I notice that when i'm with my girlfriend, when she gets turned on, she's all out to get her orgasm, but when I'm turned on, i'm all out to get HER orgasm (thankfully i still have self control when i'm turned on). I literally have to pull my crotch (yes, through two layers of clothes) away from hers, because she feels guilty about that kinda stuff (i dunno why and she cant explain why).

anyway, when i'm touched, i squirm and whimper, but when she's touched, she just gets turned on. Isn't it supposed to be the other way around?

My thighs are EXTREMELY sensitive and she can get me in spasms from touching them right at the very top, but when i touch her thighs, she just gets really turned on. I also get really turned on, but arent the girls supposed to be doing the squirming?

for all these reasons, i suspect i'm a girly man. am i right or wrong?

This message has been edited by Xenoflargactian on April 01, 2001 at 11:59 PM

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Am I a girly man?

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thats gotta be one of the funnest questions i've ever seen

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Originally posted by Xenoflargactian:
for all these reasons, i suspect i'm a girly man. am i right or wrong?

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(Hans and Frans enter)

Hans: We sink you are right, you girly man you!

Frans: Yah! Why don't you go to the ice capades or somesing?

(Hans and Frans exit)

Bozeman: No, you are not a girly man, your'e just a little weird. So is everyone, in some way.

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It's the pop-o-matic bubble, motherfucker!

but uh... yeah, you sound pretty girly. either that of your just [u]scared as fuck[/u]

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...when you look long into an abyss, the abyss also looks into you
-- Friedrich Nietzsche

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Originally posted by askheaves:
Yes.

Seek therapy.

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Oops... those who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones...

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ALSO posted by askheaves:
Even reading '69' or hearing it in conversation makes me almost cream my pants.

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Hehehehehehehe...

But anyway, that just means your really excited and ready to go! And a little sensitive... nothing wrong with that.

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Have a nice day, because monkeys don't.
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Seek therapy.

so i'm sensitive...so i AM a girly man....thats ok with me i guess

This message has been edited by Xenoflargactian on April 02, 2001 at 02:40 PM

Personally, I don't think you're a really a girly man, you're just aimin' to please, and you're a little squmish. Seeing as how you've never really "done anything", it's not a huge surprise. You're not used to it.

You'll get the hang of it sooner or later, no worry. Or you could just be wierd like CatKnight, in which case you will need to take askheaves' advice and seek help, because you don't want that condention to worsen.

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Sometimes you're the dog, sometimes you're the hydrant...

Just messin around.

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Originally posted by solid:
askheaves, did you say you cream in your pants 69 every time 69 someone says 69? I mean dude 69 seriously you're being a little 69 too 69 sensitive!

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LOL

i dunno if its a condition...i'm not like convulsing...i dunno how to describe it...but it always comes with feelings of great pleasure, and my gf gets a real kick outta it

This message has been edited by Xenoflargactian on April 02, 2001 at 07:51 PM

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Hey DKB shu'p with all that jibba jabber ya crazy foo!

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Have a nice day, because monkeys don't.
-< PersonGuy >

Solution: forced desentization. Get her hands down there more often.

Hehe... it was actually one of the better calls that night.

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Have a nice day, because monkeys don't.
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Beer- Who yo Daddy

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Originally posted by PersonGuy:
There was actually a call like this to love line yesterday

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Was that the one where he would take all of her clothes off and then leave?
haha thay decided that he had a broken dork and told her to leave him.
[Adam] good times [/Adam]

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Originally posted by PersonGuy:
And a little sensitive... nothing wrong with that.

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i've noticed that i have a hard on like half the time im with my girlfriend, even though its just semi-hard. i dunno why, i fuckin masturbate every night and shit.. and then she like hit it with her hand, accidentally, (like going to put her arm around me) last night and i jumped about two feet involuntarily. also, i wish i was a better reader of signs because whenever we make out (its all i've done so far,besides momentarily grabbing boobie on second week.. and we've been going out a month.) i want to.. i have urges.. and i know i could make her happy.. but she's kinda goodie goodie. i dont want to make the first step, because i figured if i make the first move and its too far, that she'll get upset.. and she should know that there is no "too far" with me. i am at a loss.

edit- i thought she was a goodie goodie before i started going out with her,< (here) > but then the night i asked her out she surprised me by sticking her tongue down my throat and hasnt really stopped since. so i am at a serious fn loss.
</rant> sounds about right?
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god has a HARD ON for marines - Full Metal Jacket

This message has been edited by melk0r on April 07, 2001 at 08:16 PM

Just force yourself and go for it... wish it was easier than that...

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Originally posted by melk0r:
i figured if i make the first move and its too far, that she'll get upset.. and she should know that there is no "too far" with me. i am at a loss.

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I have a very similar problem in that (no matter what) I feel as if I am moving too fast. This has actually gotten me DUMPED in 50\% (2) of my relationships, because I wasn’t moving fast enough for her. Goddamn, if she had only TOLD me that, I would have moved as fast as she wanted (god knows I WANTED to), but I just didn’t happen.

In my other two relationships I tried moving faster then I thought I should and my partner ALWAYS let me know then I was overstepping the boundaries (while NOT dumping me).
Of course both of them turned out to be EXTREAMLY obnoxious and I realized that I didn’t want to push the boundaries, but that is a whole different story.

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I just bought a breathalyzer;
My current BAC is: 0.19 – I'M SOBER! WEEE!!

This message has been edited by Blain on April 07, 2001 at 09:54 PM

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Originally posted by melk0r:
i dont want to make the first step, because i figured if i make the first move and its too far, that she'll get upset.. and she should know that there is no "too far" with me. i am at a loss.

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<-- Freshman. Same thing with me. I didn't even kiss her, for crying out loud.

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Originally posted by Blain:
I have a very similar problem in that (no matter what) I feel as if I am moving too fast. This has actually gotten me DUMPED in 50\% (2) of my relationships, because I wasn’t moving fast enough for her. Goddamn, if she had only TOLD me that, I would have moved as fast as she wanted (god knows I WANTED to), but I just didn’t happen.

In my other two relationships I tried moving faster then I thought I should and my partner ALWAYS let me know then I was overstepping the boundaries (while NOT dumping me).
Of course both of them turned out to be EXTREAMLY obnoxious and I realized that I didn’t want to push the boundaries, but that is a whole different story.

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couldnt have said it better myself.. and it does make sense. if i go too far, im sure she'll let me know, BUT DAMMIT IT TAKES BALLS.

edit- well shit, i might as well throw this in here

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by aznman
i dont want to make the first step, because i figured if i make the first move and its too far, that she'll get upset.. and she should know that there is no "too far" with me. i am at a loss.

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i got really lucky here, because when i asked her out she immediatley started to kiss me. i had never really kissed a girl before, and didnt know how to approach it. later on she told me she was going to kiss me anyway (though i doubt as much) even if i hadnt had asked her out. DAMN, i thought they need like confirmation or something.

This message has been edited by melk0r on April 13, 2001 at 10:33 PM

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DAMMIT IT TAKES BALLS.

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Originally posted by melk0r:
DAMN, i thought they need like confirmation or something.

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