Topic: Would you make love, on a side of a hill on farmland.
started by: azzie
Posted by azzie on Mar. 30 2001,04:59
Don't ask me why I posted this particular question :P 
Would you?
Posted by askheaves on Mar. 30 2001,05:29
You bring the velcro gloves, I'll bring the bug spray.
Posted by Rhydant on Mar. 31 2001,00:32
probobly. if no one was watchingor livestock. you cant have cows moo-ing a roosters... making that sound while makin sweet lovins. thats just not right.
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Posted by Blain on Mar. 31 2001,01:57
quote:
Originally posted by azzie:
Would you make love...
stop right there, the answer is yes.
Posted by kuru on Mar. 31 2001,11:15
even if the other half of that sentence was 'to a skunk?'
Posted by ic0n0 on Mar. 31 2001,13:54
I would if that hillside wasn't about to be plowed over by a big plowing machine. ------------------
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Posted by askheaves on Mar. 31 2001,20:19
I made out on a hillside on a farm before, but I accidentally got my hand in some cow dung. I couldn't get the smell off, so I was petrified. I don't think love making was an option.Actually, wait, I didn't even kiss her. What the hell were we doing? I'm confused.
Posted by Xenoflargactian on Apr. 01 2001,05:41
i did something similar, but without any intercourse or serious nudity in the woods near my school.....hehe a kid walked by on the path, and we just ignored him....anyway...bug spray is NOT good. it tastes REALLY BAD, your tongue can go numb, and my gf got like 30 something mosquito bites anyway (which her friends teased her were hickeys)This message has been edited by Xenoflargactian on April 01, 2001 at 11:41 PM
Posted by Dark Knight Bob on Apr. 02 2001,01:59
jesus you guys make it sound like your hills are located in the middle of some brazillian jungle. theres nothing like bangin some chick on a hill in surrey with slightly damp grass from the morning dew with the sun on your/her/both backs you dont get cows on every hillside ya know its not like theres acow society set up to put off people walking on hills by sending out suicide resistance cows to put pat all over the hills. and how is a ploughy thing (combine harvester) gonna go along the side of a hill. simple physics says it'll fall over farmers tend to stick to the flatter land. now bangin while abseiling down a cliff thats something i gotta try... "hey woman get the climbing gear out we're going for some quality time outside today...hurry up woman i aint got all day!"
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Hey DKB shu'p with all that jibba jabber ya crazy foo!
Posted by SaxMaster on Apr. 11 2001,23:19
To answer your question, YES! And, being on a hillside increases the likelyhood that a stray sheep will walk by to join the fun, lol 
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