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Forum: Sex
Topic: stupid locks stealin my girls
started by: s_joe_boo

Posted by s_joe_boo on Mar. 27 2001,00:30

anyone got any pointers for me? i need a girl, really bad. not just some gilr to do debbie does dallas style,b ut a re real girl i can stay with. all of my gilrs leave for one of the jocks in my school, or cause i talk about hotline or this sweet dual proc. server i wanna get really bad. cause i ride my bike and not play "baseball" (what type of sport is that anyways?) cause i'd rather go for another run on my skis then drink hot chocolate in the lodge. why can't someone love me? tip would be help full if your a girl your phone number would be better. if your a guy, the number of you little sister would be the best. help

Posted by PersonGuy on Mar. 27 2001,01:43

In Marryland your going to find a TON of chicks with Navy dads. Therefore they look for strong leader type guys...

I say you just try dating alot and wait it out! I just watched this movie called "20 Dates"... it's a documentry about a guy alot like you, who just wants to find love. So he has a camera crew follow him on these dates. Anyway, he found the right chick on date 15. But the point is, he just when around the super market looking for chicks and it usually only took 20 minutes to find a date. When you think about it... almost EVERY ONE goes to the supermarket, so you have a good selection!

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Posted by CatKnight on Mar. 27 2001,01:58

quote:
In Marryland your going to find a TON of chicks with Navy dads. Therefore they look for strong leader type guys...

what?? maybe if u live in annapolis...

Posted by Sithiee on Mar. 27 2001,02:17

doesnt mass = massachussettes???

Posted by askheaves on Mar. 27 2001,14:39

Fuck you, joe boo

Sorry. Had Major League on the mind.

Oh, because it's become obligatory: < http://www.detonate.net/ubb/Forum1/HTML/000568.html >

Posted by Rhydant on Mar. 28 2001,02:21

but... wouldnt jocks rather go down on skis and drink coco?
hey, i need a chick too... you think your so special just because youve had one before or something.
jesus christ.
you want my little sisters phone number? shes 14. she acts like 8. you really want the number? you PEDOFILE!
(760)233-0###
now theres 1000 different combinations you can try. personguy, you dont count because i KNOW youll try and figure it out.
wait, i shouldnt post that....

tip- dont talk about computer shit and servers around chicks who dont know a USB port from a CD-RW.

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...when you look long into an abyss, the abyss also looks into you
-- Friedrich Nietzsche

Posted by Rhydant on Mar. 28 2001,02:22

people like you piss me off
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Posted by kuru on Mar. 29 2001,04:11

computer savvy chicks who aren't complete troglodytes do exist.

try hanging around in digital design and chip architecture labs. or if you're still in high school, hang around the chicks who take computer classes.

or you could just be an intelligent, amusing, witty, fun person who potsts on these boards for a long time without whining too much and lightning will strike.

worked for heaves and me

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kuru
'dancing is the vertical expression of horizontal desire.'
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Posted by PersonGuy on Mar. 29 2001,07:05

Yah... but that, "Results Not Typical," tatoo on you ass explains THAT!

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Posted by ic0n0 on Mar. 29 2001,15:03

I have no female companion either but I deal with it, I just came to the conclusion that some of us were never meant to breed and I think I am one of those people so I don’t even try it anymore. I just realized that I will never have sex nor a companion. Oh well. Rather depressing.