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Topic: Women have no foodyness... BAH!
started by: PersonGuy

Posted by PersonGuy on Mar. 14 2001,02:35

I was just thinking... men are sometimes compaired to banana, or sausage, or hot dog, or (me) summer sausage, or cucumbers, etc.

What do women compair to??? The only thing I could think of was that pizza that they tried to shove in the toaster on that one commertial. Or... gellitine? I got nothing...

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Posted by Blain on Mar. 14 2001,03:05

First I have to thank you for making me laugh harder then I have for a month.

For your answer, I don’t know. Demonk seems to think < a cucumber >

This message has been edited by Blain on March 14, 2001 at 10:06 PM

Posted by Chrissy on Mar. 14 2001,13:20

Well depends on what area of the body you are talking-

womens have their tits compared to
Melons, apples, oranges and other tasty fruits...

But the twat is a little different. In traditional freudian theory the apple is a representation of the vagina (cut it lengthwise and you'll see why) however womens twats are also called a "cherry" but I think thats more for the um- hymn or whatever

thats all I ve got

Posted by blanalex on Mar. 14 2001,21:46

< What > < fruit > < looks like > < women's > < anatomy? >
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This message has been edited by blanalex on March 15, 2001 at 04:48 PM

Posted by Dark Knight Bob on Mar. 14 2001,22:12

the classics are always the best!

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Posted by whiskey@throttle on Mar. 14 2001,23:47

blanalex...I am weeping.

oh, and pg...nice analogy with the toaster. too funny a visual with that one...

anyhow, I always though an orchid sums it up the best. however, after seeing all this...

Posted by PersonGuy on Mar. 15 2001,11:13

Wow, blanalex! I stand corrected! Oh and I guess a peach would work... or a donut // bagel.

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Posted by SaxMaster on Apr. 11 2001,23:25

I was thinkin more along the lines of a fish. Tuna more specifically. Or maybe a flower such as the Pussywillow.

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Posted by SaxMaster on Apr. 24 2001,02:37

Eh, women who are in less than great shape are like Pears

but the best one's have a beautiful pair of peaches