Topic: The Pr0n Challenge
started by: Dark Knight Bob
) is to try and navigate your way in as little clicks as possible to a porn site. And crappy little love/relationship chatrooms and crap dont count it has to be hardcore.lets see how hard it really is for your average 8 year old to find some crack whore bintage 
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Hey DKB shu'p with all that jibba jabber ya crazy foo!
horny schoolgirls, young sluts, lolita sex, naked chicks
horny schoolgirls, young sluts and lolita sex in naked chicks! < http://www.hornyschoolgirls.frigging.com/ >
so from start to finish 3 clicks
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Type up a link and chances are it get's you straight there.
ignore the bullcrap there its just how my brain works (or doesnt work as the case my be) at 3.30 in the morning
quote:
Originally posted by solid:
What anztac said was exactly what I was going to mention.
hehrhe, thx for remembering my name, but that was TallAssAzn, not me
This message has been edited by DeadAnztac on March 14, 2001 at 08:10 PM
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hal0 ( < http://hal0.bastardize.net > )
the code was hard to write, I'm
going to damn well make it hard
to read
1) Highlight Por in a word (it was Portland, in the weather display for my city)
2) Right click
3) Copy
4-5) Paste into search bar
6-8) Copy an 'n'
9-10) Paste the 'n'
11) click go
12) click "search on [someothersite]"
13) click on mondoporno.com
This message has been edited by Vigilante on March 15, 2001 at 05:08 AM
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Ah screw it.
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ICEGAMING.COM
< http://eshop.msn.com/marketplace.asp?catId=212&pmpType=1&pcId=2746&merchId=2634&invMerchModel=themed_bbv >
that was good enough when i was eight.
2 clicks:
1) near the bottom on the left "msns worth a click. Red hot kissing tips"
2)on the right "shopping at msn> Lingerie: the spring fling."
you can also get to in eshop at msn : Home < Apparel < Lingerie
oh yeah, im the man
anyhow, it is actually pretty hard to find anything through msn in under 10 clicks, except for little things such as victoria's secret or pictures of pamela anderson in bikini
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"Me fail English? That's unpossible!"
- Ralph Whigham
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When my flying days are over, and my death has come to pass
I hope they bury me upside down, so the whole damn world can kiss my ass
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Hey DKB shu'p with all that jibba jabber ya crazy foo!
i thought it would be a good idea. i know i can do this in Yahoo.
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...when you look long into an abyss, the abyss also looks into you
-- Friedrich Nietzsche
1)Go Down The Bottom Of msn.com
2)click TRUSTe Approved Privacy Statement
3)scroll down past "TRUSTe Certification" and click "www.truste.org/users/users_watchdog.html"
4)click "Look Up A Company"
5)Scroll Down To - You Guessed It "Y" And click a curious little website called "yahoo.com"
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I Like Your Old Stuff Better Than Your New Stuff...
do what that guy above did, then go to entertainment on yahoo
got to actresses and actors
then click on @Adult
voila.
not surprisingly, i wanked off during this assignment. we should do this again sometime
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...when you look long into an abyss, the abyss also looks into you
-- Friedrich Nietzsche
1) Clicked once on the MSN Search box to bring down a list of recent entries.
2) Selected "pr0n" from the list.
3) Clicked "Go".
4) Clicked on a site entitled "pr0n!!!".
And there we go! Of course, I'm a professional here, due to the time I busted my keyboard from getting sem--errr...soda all over it. Wait, that never happened.
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Only you can prevent forum fires.
One last question... what constitutes a l33t hax0r? out of curiosity.
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"Who needs television... I have ISDN." -- Ben Gross
--= devin
happy birthday Aventari
its your BIRTHDAY, aventari? why didnt you tell us?
now we cant throw you that surprise-birthday-beating, and we'll just have to do it right out.
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...when you look long into an abyss, the abyss also looks into you
-- Friedrich Nietzsche
--= Devin
carry me down to Mythical Grounds
youll fit right in
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...when you look long into an abyss, the abyss also looks into you
-- Friedrich Nietzsche
From msn.com
1. click the "Love & Relationships" link
2. click the "Guys" link in This Week, Single
3. click "sites to visit" from the list on the left
4. click "Babe Sites"
5. click the link to Playboy.com
if that's not hardcore enough,finding something from there should be trivial.
-adam, sitting around waiting to get denied entrance to college
if a girl being naked is hardcore, then every time i change clothes i should charge admission.
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kuru
'dancing is the vertical expression of horizontal desire.'
-robert frost
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Well, a whopper meal. Pizza boxes are sorta big.
-adam, who didn't get in to where he wanted 
quote:
Originally posted by adam:
yeah I know playboy isn't exactly *hardcore* but it'll get the job done.
heh... yeah, *right*
technically, playboy is pr0n. you have to be over 18 to buy the damned book
or just look older than 18. but its not good enough, damnit. im not a very big 'boob-man'...
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...when you look long into an abyss, the abyss also looks into you
-- Friedrich Nietzsche
quote:
Originally posted by adam:
-adam, who didn't get in to where he wanted
where was that? im still waiting for CMU to reject me...
quote:
Originally posted by Sithiee:
where was that? im still waiting for CMU to reject me...
MIT.
-adam
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Only you can prevent forum fires.
sorry i came in a lil late.
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Originally posted by Rhydant:
but its not good enough, damnit. im not a very big 'boob-man'...
hahahahhahahah. sorry, that sounded funny.
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Only you can prevent forum fires.
quote:
Originally posted by justcozz:
That only works if you use that as your search engine. But hey works for me. Has any one found a free site that changes on a daily basis? cuz searching seams to take a long time.One last question... what constitutes a l33t hax0r? out of curiosity.
< www.sublimedirectory.com >
or
you can make your own and make some money < www.pshosting.com >
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"look at me i'm going to make som gay faggort joke about how you just type in < www.porn.com >
AHHH I SAID NO FUCKING KEYBOARDS DAMMIT.
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Hey DKB shu'p with all that jibba jabber ya crazy foo!
1) Click "News" in the left MSN navigation bar.
2) Click Microsoft's plug for Slate on the left hand column (do I get bonus points for linking through two separate MS sites!?!).
3) Roll over the "briefing" menu and click on the "slate links. Other useful Web sites." option.
4) Scroll down to the end of the page to the Critics--Television: section and click the link to Joyce Millman from Salon.
5) Click on Salon's "SEX" category. Several stories are directly linked from this page.
6) Click on "Pornography" under "Hot Topics" on the left column.
7) Click on the March 6th story "The Internet's public enema No. 1".
8) Click on the link to Rotton.com in the first paragraph for gross, disgusting shit that no one in their right mind should even look at, and if they do, should be carted off to the seriously disturbed, solitary confinement section of a mental institution. Don't click any of the links. Please.
9) The only link you should attempt to click on is the one at the bottom of the page which is labeled "some webspace / consideration provided by the following organizations [...] Voyeur Cams, Dildo Camera, Hardcore European Live sex shows and more...". I reiterate. DO NOT EVER CLICK ANYTHING ELSE ON THIS PAGE.