Forum: Sex
Topic: Kamikaze Sperm?
started by: ic0n0

Posted by ic0n0 on Feb. 23 2001,14:31
Has anyone heard of these Kamikaze sperm that have been discovered, they take out other guys sperm if they come into contact with it, but in the process kill Themselves. That’s really interesting.
Posted by nInabLaDe on Feb. 23 2001,14:45
tell me where i can pick up some of those......anti-knockup sperm....
Posted by Spydir Web on Feb. 23 2001,18:03
I saw that thing on TLC, too. It's actually quite interesting. They figured not all the sperm is to try and get your girlie-girlie preggie-preggie, but to kill her *other* baby's daddy's jizzy-jizzumz...

oh, sorry, been hanging around my friend Repeat to much

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Posted by askheaves on Feb. 23 2001,21:27
It's like the 'Brave New World' of fertilization. Some sperm just isn't destined to fertilize. Some of them are produced all fucked up (like 2 tails, bent, no DNA, swims in circles), so all they can do is clump together and create a wall. Some of them are like Rangers, they search and destroy. And very few of them go for the egg.
Posted by ic0n0 on Feb. 23 2001,21:55
i want to be a bouncer sperm, make sure no geeky sperm or sperm that can't dance get though.

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Posted by Dark Knight Bob on Feb. 23 2001,22:08
its a known fact that sperm of different "origin" will attack each other as another example of the strongest will survive thing. saw that on some dodgy channel 4 programme once

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Posted by solid on Feb. 23 2001,23:39
Sperm #1: GET OUTTA MY WAY! I CALLED THE EGG FIRST!

Sperm #2: SHUTUP ASSHOLE, DONT MAKE ME WHIP YA WITH MAH TAIL!

Sperm #3: AH YOU BOTH SUCK! LEMME AT THE EGG!

Sperm #4: (avoiding the fight and already in the egg)


Posted by kai on Feb. 24 2001,01:42
MY SPERM: (kicks sperm#1-3's asses, then goes in and drags sperm#4's skinny coward ass out)

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Posted by Bozeman on Feb. 24 2001,13:34
quote:
Originally posted by ic0n0:
i want to be a bouncer sperm, make sure no geeky sperm or sperm that can't dance get though.


...and just what the HELL is wrong with geekiness?


Posted by ic0n0 on Feb. 24 2001,14:53
ive been geeky all my life but i sure as wouldn't wish that my childern. And i wouldn't want the dyslexic sperm getting though.
Posted by SaxMaster on Feb. 25 2001,12:55
I would definately want only the strong to survive. But all of my "boys" are strappin' lads
Posted by ic0n0 on Feb. 25 2001,18:14
hay saxman you and i are from the same town.
Posted by kuru on Feb. 27 2001,08:47
gotta wonder why 2 dudes sperms would be in one chick's puss at the same time, though.

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Posted by incubus on Feb. 28 2001,02:52
It's what's known as menage-a-trois, baby!
Never seen Austin Powers 2? :P

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Posted by Vulu on Mar. 01 2001,11:09
quote:
Originally posted by askheaves:
2 tails, bent, no DNA, swims in circles

Richard Simmons?!? Where?!?

This message has been edited by Vulu on March 02, 2001 at 06:10 AM


Posted by PersonGuy on Mar. 03 2001,00:46
My sperm could kick a TADPOLE'S ass! For I... am the JIZZ MASTER!!

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