Topic: umm is THIS normal?
started by: Neophyre
when i was in the shower i noticed that my left testicle was 3 or 4 times bigger than my right. upon further inspection, i noticed that it wasn't actually the testicle that was bigger, but something just above the left testicle, kinda attached to it, and yeh its pretty big. kinda oval shaped and soft feeling.
i've noticed this before but kinda ignored it since it hasn't been causing me any trouble.
any insight into this?
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This message has been edited by Neophyre on February 18, 2001 at 04:20 AM
if i had a lump on my nut, i'd be freaking out
most cancer on testicles develops around the front smooth area and feels like a small/large lump there if the lump is there then get to your doctor QUICK!
hey, my left is a tad larger than my right.
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Seriously dude, it can't hurt to check it out.
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... that's what I think, but hey.. what the hell do I know?
like i've noticed this for over 2-3 years now and yeh it hasn't caused me any trouble, or killed me (yet!), and i also have no problem performing either.
the clump of tissue thing makes alotta sense to me.
i guess the whole idea of a doctor grabbing my balls is turnin me off the idea of seeing one.
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This message has been edited by Neophyre on February 20, 2001 at 09:52 PM
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"I ated the purple berries...they tasted like burning"
..if your low on cash, just call 1-800-DOCTORB -- the 'B' is for bargain!
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Firstly, if one nut is significantly different from the other nut for any reason, then it's something to be looked at.
Secondly, if you haven't seen the doctor for a check up in 2-3 years anyways, it's probably about time. You should be doing checkups every 3 years or so. It's a good non-embarrasing excuse to go see him.
It's a shame you don't get Loveline over there in Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy. Kids learn so much from that show.
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Originally posted by askheaves:
Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy
Its spelt Oi.
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Hey, that sounds like a good name for a magazine. Hang on, its already taken....
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"All is number" - Pythagoras
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Originally posted by masher:
Its spelt Oi.
IT'S SPELLED oi
SPELLED DAMMIT, GO BACK TO GRAMMER SCHOOL
Anyway, NEO, go see a doctor. If you die, you'll regret it. Well, you won't, but you get my jist.
And it's definately oi.
Mike
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Originally posted by Neophyre:
its doesnt feel like a sac of worms, its more like big oval shaped thing.
OK, that's not good. If it feels like a pebble, RUN your ass to the doctor this instant. If it's soft and gooey, make an appointement for early next week and go in. Neither is a good situation, but one is more time sensitive.
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Originally posted by Rol3x:
SPELLED DAMMIT, GO BACK TO GRAMMER SCHOOL
You missed a full stop on the end of that phrase, and 'spelled' is spelt 's p e l t'. Also, as previously pointed out, grammer is spelt grammar. But we all make mistakes; English is a shit language.
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Originally posted by askheaves:
RUN your ass to the doctor
Thats good advice. Your nads are something that you don't want to fuck around with. (no pun intended 
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edit: added bracket to fix the smiley.
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This message has been edited by masher on February 22, 2001 at 10:57 PM
The Concise Oxford Dictionary of Current English, 5th ed.
spell, v.t. (spelt or ~ed pr. -lt) Write or name letters that form a word.
This basically means that both spelt and spelled are both 'legal' forms of the word spell. The "pr. -lt" means that 'spelled' is still pronounced the same as 'spelt', that is spell, with a hard 't' sound on the end.
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"Make things as simple as possible, but no simpler" - Einstein
I think that area is called the eppididimus or something and its a giant fleshy tube hooked to your inner nad.
as for words that ingnant(he he) people use. My favorites are as follows.
Nukular as opposed to nuclear
I seen him do it as opposed to I saw him do it.
Ejumacation as opposed to Im a dumb unejumacated person
It's common for testicles to be different sizes... for stuff IN there: Cancer with feel hard like a rock, while something soft could be MANY things. I would have said a cyst, but because it's so large it could be lots of several other things. None are immeadiately a danger, but left un treated could cause some big problems. You should get it checked by a doctor, and he'll probably send you to a urologyst.
I actually have a big problem with a "thing" just below my sack. It was small a month ago. Now it's bigger, and in the past few days... HURTS! But I gotta hold out a few more weeks till I can get my insurance cleared! The worst part is, I cleared it 2 months ago, but there staff is a bunch of morons and screwed it up so I have to re-apply!! 
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