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Forum: Sex
Topic: I need a date
started by: whtdrgn_2

Posted by whtdrgn_2 on Feb. 12 2001,16:14

Hi,

I am a 20 year old computer programmer from North Eastern Ohio. I am 6' 2" and way 210 lounds (not entirely all muscle - but hey, the beer has to go somewhere).
I enjoy heavy metal, Primus (hard to classify), outdoor activities like walks, I love to run, picknics, flying kites, ect. I an the kind of guy who will go anywhere do anything (withing most legal limits of the law) just to show a girl a good time. I work 50 hours a week, and go to school, plus my two wonderful kids. I have grey/blue eyes, brown hair, and very long fingers attached to strong hands. I can cook, change my own oil and breaks, and am very handy around the house. I have already been trained so I clean, do dishes, take out trash, and make alot of money. Any takers?

Oh yea and I'm male.

This message has been edited by whtdrgn_2 on February 13, 2001 at 11:14 AM

Posted by askheaves on Feb. 12 2001,16:17

You had me at 'hi'

You lost me at 'I'm male'

Posted by CatKnight on Feb. 12 2001,19:31

Hey, I was just walkin by south halls and I saw a big poster in some girl's room on the sorority floor that said "We need valentines! call 1642!"

Is that just sad or what? The even sadder part is that I almost considered calling. Now I don't know wether I would have said "Hi, let's fuck!" or "Hi, you are a stupid moron sorostitute! I think you should die!", but point being I didn't call.

Posted by kai on Feb. 13 2001,00:12

i hate you.

i mean you practically have poon tang throwing themselves at you. maybe i just hate where i live/go to school.

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What if there were no hypothetical questions?

Posted by askheaves on Feb. 13 2001,01:10

quote:
Originally posted by CatKnight:
call 1642!

I tried calling... got the operator and some weird message in Porteguese.

Posted by kuru on Feb. 13 2001,02:55

i'd go out with you, but i think (mushy mushy) i have plans with askheaves that night

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kuru
'dancing is the vertical expression of horizontal desire.'
-robert frost

Posted by CatKnight on Feb. 13 2001,02:58

quit braggin kuru

but anyways i have plans too.

Posted by askheaves on Feb. 13 2001,03:19

quote:
Originally posted by CatKnight:
quit braggin kuru

Nice to know that it's bragging ...

Posted by CatKnight on Feb. 13 2001,12:19

i meant quit braggin that atleast you have someone hehe.

anyways kai would you really want nasty sorority poon tang that has probably had more sex then you have masterbated in your life? the answer is yes of course.

Posted by kuru on Feb. 13 2001,14:48

course it's bragging

heaves is a great guy

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kuru
'dancing is the vertical expression of horizontal desire.'
-robert frost

Posted by pengu1nn on Feb. 13 2001,18:55

quote:
Originally posted by kuru:

heaves is a great guy

he is also a great woman if you ask the right questions

Posted by whtdrgn_2 on Feb. 13 2001,19:04

Well,

I appretiate your concern Kuru, but I don't think I could handle you. You appear to be too much women for me. Now if only ch1ckie would think that way.

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Wine me, dine me, 1000101 me

Posted by Wolfguard on Feb. 14 2001,10:19

quote:
Originally posted by whtdrgn_2:
Hi,
I am a 20 year old computer programmer from North Eastern Ohio...

I thought you had a wife and kid...

Maybe it was someone else

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Posted by askheaves on Feb. 14 2001,13:58

Wolfguard:
Check the 'Here you go fatbitch' thread. There will lie your explanation.

Posted by whtdrgn_2 on Feb. 15 2001,12:16

Yes I am a 20 year old computer programmer, and I have two kids and an evil x-wife. If only I had listened to the farmacistr and not bought the sheepskin condoms...

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Wine me, dine me, 1000101 me

Posted by Wolfguard on Feb. 15 2001,12:42

that did not take long at all.

he went from "i love my wife" to evil x in just a short time.

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Posted by PersonGuy on Feb. 15 2001,14:38

SHORT TIME! I think I only picked a booger between sentences... meanwhile people are changing their life styles and judgements about their dearest's!

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Posted by whtdrgn_2 on Feb. 19 2001,12:29

I still love the women, I am just angry at her for making this so difficult and painfull. She is rubbing the fact that she is free in my face, by going to the same bars that the people I work with and I go to. Flounting herself and dancing with everything on the floor. That is why she is evil...

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Wine me, dine me, 1000101 me

Posted by solid on Feb. 20 2001,02:42

From how I see it, through how you tell it-

She's being a bitch in front of you on purpose and you hate it. But you don't really realize it.

Now if this IS the case, but YOU don't THINK so: just check that post two years later to give yourself a little chuckle.

Also, practically- you wouldn't post on detnet looking for a date, you only get 3-5 chances.. and I can only count 3. Get out and start flirting.

Posted by Neophyre on Feb. 20 2001,02:47

chicks love to be poked.
chicks love to be grabbed.

they love the attention.

easy as eatin pie

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Self Improvement Is Masterbation. Self Destruction is the answer.

Posted by whtdrgn_2 on Feb. 20 2001,12:41

ONce again, the little whitedragon is misunderstood. Do you really think that my intent was to marry Ch1ckie with my "Ch1ckie will you marry me post" At that time Brandi and I were getting along. I was trying to make a humorus situation out of something that really sucks ass for me. If I thought that ch1ckie, kuru, chrissy, or any of the detnet women would ever give me the time of day, I wouldn't be posting to the site for a date, I would be banging down there door, with a limo, and some roses.

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Wine me, dine me, 1000101 me

Posted by solid on Feb. 21 2001,03:16

and a new door or youd probably get slapped.

i dont know nothing about marraiges, so ill stop writing about.. now

Posted by SaxMaster on Feb. 25 2001,13:00

So do i.