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Topic: My scrotum is posessed!
started by: PersonGuy

Posted by PersonGuy on Feb. 12 2001,15:58

Does anybody elses move on it's own??? Freaky...

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Posted by whtdrgn_2 on Feb. 12 2001,16:16

Um go see a urologist. He will be better able to help you. I got kicked in the nutts during a martial arts tournoment a few years ago and had alot of problems for a while. The doctor was able to fix me right up. Unfortunately I still remained fertile.

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Posted by askheaves on Feb. 12 2001,16:19

Classify this movement. Is it, like, packing up it's bag and getting a bigger apartment? Is it shrinking the sac? Is it quivering?

I get that quivering thing every once in a while. For no reason, it feels like blood is flowing all over down there, with no relationship to arousal. Just sort of like a spasm, but it feels like nothing in particular.

Posted by MeatJam on Feb. 12 2001,16:48

Hee hee... sorry I have nothing to contribute at all except that the subject line is hilarious - thank you very much no i'll be laughing at random times in the I.T. lab, it took long enough to get over the 'fap fap fap'.. oh well (hee hee)

Posted by MeatJam on Feb. 12 2001,16:49

hmmm... actually I just remembered - i read somewhere your balls are supposed to rotate slightly during sex.. but i've never thought to check.

Posted by CatKnight on Feb. 12 2001,19:35

LoL MeatJam!! The same thing happens to me. I crack up in the middle of classes for stupid things like this. *sigh*

atleast I got my room mate to crack up in chem lab from that Hatt-Baby crap.

Posted by solid on Feb. 12 2001,23:36

Um.. ya. My scrotum gathers and stiffens upon a bit more prolonged arousal. I read somewhere that it's supposed to happen. Either that or it's supposed to get even looser.

Posted by PersonGuy on Feb. 13 2001,02:20

quote:
Originally posted by askheaves:
Classify this movement.

Like a slow moving ocean... kind of a slow... water like... waving motion... you know what I mean? Just sit still for a second and watch it. You got that?

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Posted by askheaves on Feb. 13 2001,02:35

quote:
Originally posted by PersonGuy:
Like a slow moving ocean

OK. yep, that's pretty wierd. I think your scrot is actually possessed. Say hi to Satan for me Or, if weather permitting, get a chick to say hi for you... I wonder if that would be a good pickup line.

What I experience is just a spasm, of sorts. I just sit there, and I feel a wave along the base of my penis closer to my taint (yeah, graphic descriptions ). It isn't pleasurable, isn't painful... really isn't anything but moving muscles. I pay it no mind.

Posted by Dark Knight Bob on Feb. 13 2001,05:48

they get pulled upwards into your pelvis thats why tugging on them slightly just before orgasm can make it last a bit longer.

and hey have you ever been sitting down and you whole groin area has gone to sleep? man it sux when the pins and needles kick in :/

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Posted by PersonGuy on Feb. 13 2001,13:55

quote:
Originally posted by askheaves:
I wonder if that would be a good pickup line.

"Hi! My scrotum is posessed! Do you have a cross on you by chance?"

Hehe... Ok, I've thought about it, and a better definition of the "movement" is like an animorphic blob... kind of like the suface of a bubble... you know, how the colors swirl in it...

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Posted by Dark Knight Bob on Feb. 13 2001,14:56

you have too much spare time

Posted by kuru on Feb. 13 2001,14:57

i'm rather enjoying all these scrotum stories.

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Posted by Dark Knight Bob on Feb. 13 2001,18:34

you would

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Posted by solid on Feb. 13 2001,23:28

That's some weird shit.

Maybe you pulled a muscle.

But dont go frantic about your sack, go to a doctor or something.

Posted by Blain on Feb. 14 2001,00:48

Remember your Loveline advice:
“It’s herpes until proven otherwise”

Posted by mqa on Feb. 14 2001,04:19

person guy: mine does that to. think about it, its gotta move to maintain temperature, why shouldnt it move at other times too?

Posted by PersonGuy on Feb. 14 2001,12:46

quote:
Originally posted by solid:
Maybe you pulled a muscle.

No it's always done that...

"LL - Herpies" hehe

I think you're right mqa.

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Posted by RenegadeSnark on Feb. 14 2001,23:30

You might try amputation. I'm no doctor, but it just might work.

Posted by solid on Feb. 15 2001,00:10

Or zap it with a taser.

Why not just ask a doctor just to be sure anyways.

Posted by The_Stomper on Feb. 20 2001,02:09

PersonGuy: Might just be good old blood flow downstairs. Doesn't seem like anything out of the ordinary to me. If it starts hopping around like a pair of Mexican jumping beans - THEN worry.

MeatJam: Yup, they usually twist during sex. Anyone else notice this?

RenegadeSnark & solid: Ouch. That's all.

Stomper