Forum: The Classroom
Topic: need kissing advice!
started by: CatKnight

Posted by CatKnight on Dec. 18 2000,03:23
i have only kissed 2 girls. one was the girl i mentioned in my other topic. when we make out, its just wonderful. we both just go at it. i don't know how to kiss though, if the other girl doesn't help out. how do i move my lips, tonuge, etc, on hers?
Posted by Neophyre on Dec. 18 2000,03:37
yeh i need info on this too

Posted by damien_s_lucifer on Dec. 18 2000,04:43
Ask the girls you get to kiss for advice, and get lots of practice

If you ask, they'll let you know what they like and don't like.

In general :

DON'T start off by immediately jamming your tongue in her mouth.

DO start by kissing her lips like there is nothing else in the world you'd rather have touching yours.

Tongue action should be gentle at first, maybe just a little lick of her lips or the tip of her tongue. Don't thrust the whole thing in her mouth. You have the most control over the tip of your tongue, so use that part to do most of the action.

Don't forget to use your hands. You can run your hands thru her hair, on her back, arms, stomach, or more if you want to go there. Don't grope her like she's a piece of meat. It's all about the gentle caressing touch. Fingertips are often better than the whole hand.

Now if Kuru will drop by and give some advice from a girl's point of view...


Posted by CatKnight on Dec. 18 2000,20:41
Ask the girls you get to kiss for advice, and get lots of practice

thats how the whole thing started

DON'T start off by immediately jamming your tongue in her mouth.

thats how she started! i didn't have any complaints

DO start by kissing her lips like there is nothing else in the world you'd rather have touching yours.

that's what i did, and i'm pretty sure she liked it

Now if Kuru will drop by and give some advice from a girl's point of view...

yeah where is kuru? come out come out where ever you are...


Posted by PersonGuy on Dec. 19 2000,06:24
YOU GUESSED IT! I have some experience here!

My first kiss:
Once upon a time PersonGuy was dated a crazy fat chick who'd had too much too young with too old. PersonGuy was a silly man. Yes, a very silly shy person, who couldn't approach women. One day, in her bedroom, after he had been slithered over for quite some time (thus having brain malfunction because of lack of oxegen)... he managed to say what was on his mind.

"This whole time I've wanted to kiss you."
The crazy experienced fat chick took a gental step forward, stood up on her toes and pressed he lips against his.

Immediately he began to jam his tounge down her throught. Needless to say, the crazy experienced fat chick didn't enjoy this.

"If you're ever going to kiss me again, I'm going to have to teach you how!" She explained further to PersonGuy, "First of all, start of slow, and STAY slay. Second, it's important to alough me into your mouth as much as it is for you to probe mine. Last, follow my lead: widen and narrow your mouth as I do. No lets try again."
With a nod, PersonGuy led into a much better 3 second kiss.

"Ok, that was much better," said the crazy experienced fat chick. "However, you need to be less like Jell-O and more like a sting ray. Well... somewhere inbetween. Your tounge should move with perpose, but it should also move naturally. Oh, and don't apply CONSTANT suction.

Kiss 3... Her: "Much better!"
4, 5, 6...Her: "You you've become as good as my X!"
Him: "YOU BITCH! I TOLD YOU TO NEVER SPEAK OF HIM!!" (J/K)
1 month later... After being pumbled and flattened a second time (this time in his bedroom), PersonGuy made a daring move in a moment of brain malfunction! The kiss became more natural, and he began to lead instead of following hers.

"That was the best make-out I've ever had! You were leading, and it was just the right combination of consistancy and variation! I saulute you brave knight!"

And they didn't live happily ever after... well at least SHE didn't when PersonGuy hax0red her lying arse! But he was pretty damn happy.

THE END

And the moral of today's story: the ho knows.

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Posted by Vulu on Dec. 19 2000,22:08
Ummmmm...yes...

Nice story...

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Posted by psaph on Dec. 19 2000,22:38
It always varies from girl to girl. Some girls have hard mouths and tongues and some just feel like soft velvet. If she's gentle then you should be gentle also. But if she's got a chain from her nose to her nipple and a tattoo of Vivian from the Young Ones on her chest then you'd have to meet her kiss with enough force/tongue.

Just mimick what she does. If she likes what you do then do it more often, making sure to vary the routine. I like girls with velvet mouths... especially when they kiss you.. uhh.. there. ;-D

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Posted by CatKnight on Dec. 19 2000,23:38
thats all fine and good, but my question was, what do you do when they don't really kiss back at first, or if you don't know how to start?
Posted by reman on Dec. 20 2000,01:42
Its time to head to the erogenous zones! Most chicks like to have their neck or ear kissed/nibbled. If you want to make the first move and you are standing behind her try gently kissing the neck. This will drive some chicks wild, or the nibbling on the ear thing.

I don't know if I'm weird or not but I never found it even remotely erotic having my ear nibbled or neck kissed but some chicks really get into it.

HTH!

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Posted by Neophyre on Dec. 20 2000,02:34
oohh the ear thing
i love the ear thing
hehe
Posted by askheaves on Dec. 20 2000,03:03
aaaaaa... ear.. neck.. all good.. damn... i'm lonely... i need a good neck biting.

I've been hugging a girl, while telling her how wrong it would be for us to do anything, and evily breathing into her ear and brushing it with my lips. Let's just say that it worked.


Posted by CatKnight on Dec. 20 2000,03:22
yes i love it when she licks and tickles my ear...while gigling too...*sigh*....

/me melts

she also liked it when i kissed her on her neck but i dunno how much. she just said "i like it" she didn't have much other reaction


Posted by psaph on Dec. 20 2000,07:10
For some women, if you do it correctly, you can bring them to orgasm just by sucking and nibbling her ear lobe. It works on mine. :-D

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Posted by PersonGuy on Dec. 21 2000,00:01
...her secret is safe with me... let's not spoil it for him everybody...

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Posted by MattimeoZ80 on Dec. 21 2000,16:54
hehe, just like me. only time i kissed a girl was when some girl jumped me in first grade... i got all mad at her. man things change.

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Posted by Rhydant on Dec. 21 2000,17:31
hrm... come to think of it, ive only kised one girl in my life span. and that was way back in 6th grade... ive never actaully really kissed a girl..
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OH MY GOD!
im such a geek.... *sniff* ill never get a chick...damn... im gonna have to remember this stuff for later. you know, when i get the guts to actaully ASK A GIRL OUt. fuck. if only i wasnt so damned shy and had such a big lack of confidence...help me...

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Posted by portrman on Dec. 21 2000,19:09
Rhydant I feel your pain. The only time I kissed a girl was like 1.5 months ago and Im 19 now. But I figure I got my computer so Im doing just fine. See the nice part about a computer rather then a girl is that you can change you computer!! And girls will always be the bitch(no affence ladies -loosly used) that you can never change but she will always be trying to change you. My computer accepts me and worships me.

Damn, I must have some type of strange complex.

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Posted by PersonGuy on Dec. 22 2000,02:30
I say we chip in and mail-order a fat chick to roll over Rhydant!

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Posted by Rhydant on Dec. 22 2000,23:33
...thats not even funny, PersonGuy

YOU were the one that was playing tonsil-hockey (i love that term) with a fat chick.

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Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot. The thing I hate most is that I didn't have a better idea.


Posted by kiddeo on Dec. 22 2000,23:42
well, if we do not mail order a fat chick for you. you'll never get one.
just kidding.
Posted by PersonGuy on Dec. 23 2000,17:28
You don't have to kiss her! She can just sit on your torso for a while!

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Posted by Rhydant on Dec. 23 2000,17:49
...hrm... i seem to fail to see how taht would do any good what so-fucking-ever...

i dont like fat people o_O

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Posted by PersonGuy on Dec. 24 2000,01:14
Hey! It worked for me! I say we do the world a favor and put the fat chicks to work! We'll just drop them on unsuspecting reserved 15-year-old l33t hax0rs! Then, we'll have a higher amount of geniuses going on sex rampages, therefore evolving humanity!

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Posted by psaph on Dec. 24 2000,10:47
I'm thankfull there's such a distance between Seatac and Sydney. ;-P

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This message has been edited by psaph on December 24, 2000 at 05:48 AM


Posted by DuSTman on Dec. 24 2000,10:58
quote:
Originally posted by Rhydant:
i dont like fat people o_O


Aaw, that was uncalled for :[


Posted by Rhydant on Dec. 24 2000,17:19
jesus-fucking-christ...
thats a good idea

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Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot. The thing I hate most is that I didn't have a better idea.


Posted by Rhydant on Dec. 24 2000,20:42
i was just kidding, dustman
w0w, unabomber's saying was correct. if you have to say 'just kidding' after your jokes they must not be very funny.

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Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot. The thing I hate most is that I didn't have a better idea.


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