Topic: Halloween Night Pranks and Activities
started by: RenegadeSnark
Respond with insight.
my prank? scare the hell out of any moron that would find it fun to play a prank at my house. 
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Nuke em' till they glow and shoot em’ in the dark and let the computer sort em' out.
Then wait for a mutation…
you guys go mad about it as if its an opportunity to go and wreck the neighboorhood or something, and you go mad with da costumes and all. its boring for gods sake. wooo pumpkins... orange things that taste like shit. Don't take too much offense though its just british people think you're pretty screwed in the head... like i said no offense. who needs an excuse to drink and get off with women though thats what pubs and clubbing are for. /8-?
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"there'll be time for explanations later... and hopefully some sex" - Ace Rimmer
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Originally posted by Dark Knight Bob:
wot is it with americans and halloween?you guys go mad about it as if its an opportunity to go and wreck the neighboorhood or something, and you go mad with da costumes and all. its boring for gods sake. wooo pumpkins... orange things that taste like shit. Don't take too much offense though its just british people think you're pretty screwed in the head... like i said no offense. who needs an excuse to drink and get off with women though thats what pubs and clubbing are for. /8-?
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Ice age coming Ice age coming
Throw it into the fire Throw it into the fire
Idioteque, by Radiohead - Kid A
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"My name is John Johnson but everyone knows me as Vickie."
Cmon, I want more! I'm not interested in murder, but I'm also not interested in smashing pumpkins. Be creative people! detnetter spirit!
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Originally posted by askheaves:
I'm going to put some spider webs up around my door, a pumpkin, maybe a sign that says 'Boo'. Then, when children come to the door, I'm going to tell them that I don't have any candy for them... it's reserved for the non-ugly kids (or something to that nature)
taco bell tray surfing, gotta love it
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aventari
"If we can't fix it -- we'll fix it so nobody can." -- B. Gibbons
Seriously though, I'm trying to devise a way to go trick or treating, and not have anyone comment about/criticize me for my age. I tried to go when I was 16...no one would give me candy. I'm not exactly sure how we'll go about it, but I pledge to have a pillow sack of candy before the night is through. Even if I have to rob a little kid, dammit.
Of course, Silly String in pumpkins, flaming bags of poo at the doorstep, tying people's double doors together before ringing the bell, soap in public fountains and sabotaging haunted houses is always smiled upon.
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Originally posted by whiskey@throttle:Seriously though, I'm trying to devise a way to go trick or treating, and not have anyone comment about/criticize me for my age. I tried to go when I was 16...no one would give me candy. I'm not exactly sure how we'll go about it, but I pledge to have a pillow sack of candy before the night is through. Even if I have to rob a little kid, dammit.
just grab a bunch of little kids and glue them to your costume then go door to door milking them like aphids.
When your friend awakes, a hysterical fear of paralysis will set in. The ensuing superfluous cries and labored gyrations prove to be quite a treat for those watching the hapless victim.
Make sure you get it on video.
[If you really want to finish them off, have a bullion cube or packet of Kool-Aid waiting in the shower head.]
on the prank note, id considered setting up some sort of rig where a pressure sensor would set off when little kids stepped on it, which would pull on the trigger of a bottle of wd-40 and shoot it through a flame making a giant fireball near them...but i ended up not having time (rifle practice) and plus i doubt my mom would have let me get away with it...
This message has been edited by TonyD on October 31, 2000 at 08:40 PM
After throwing trash cans in a whole bunch of other people's pools, we went and found a construction site right near some already built houses. There was a port-o-potty there, and we jumped out of the car and knocked it over into the road. As we were running back we heard this sickening "glug-glug-glug" sound, and as we started to drive off the smell hit us. Ugh, that's horrible. So a few minutes later we came back, and there was shit all over the road. I have never smelled anything that bad. Tomorrow I'm gonna go back and see if it's still there.
A question for detneters: "Have you or anyone you know ever thrown trash cans into people's yards, or knocked them over in the alley so cars can't get by?" I'm wondering if we're the only ones.
Putting a couple of drops of menthol blue in a dark drink like Coke is always funny, they'll be pissing blue for hours.
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They have cats in the future?
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Originally posted by TonyD:
A question for detneters: "Have you or anyone you know ever thrown trash cans into people's yards, or knocked them over in the alley so cars can't get by?" I'm wondering if we're the only ones.
There was this one kid, who'll go nameless, that was the repeated target of our high school vandalism attacks. I don't know why we picked him. It just seemed like appropriate, immature, high school antics.
Anyhow, we'd always go out drinking and drop off all our beer/Taco Bell bags on his lawn and driveway, screaming his name in the process. His dad would always get extra mad at that. Then we started attacking with a BB gun.
That was when my friend accidentally killed his cat.
He had shot at the window, not knowing that is was actually open, with a little fuzzy cat sleeping on the sill.
Now and then we'd come back, sometimes armed with trash, sometime with the ol' Red Rider. It came to the point where this kid's dad was more of a target than him. One time the dad was behind the metal spring door as my other friend hung out of the car, like Rambo, plinking off BBs. Harmlessly, they bounced off the door, injuring the man's pride more than anything else.
I think he threw a rock at my car as he wobbled down the street in a bathrobe. But alas, he missed.
So much for Halloween fun.
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"Our hopes are high. Our faith in the people is great. Our courage is strong and our dreams for this beautiful country will never die" -Pierre Elliot Trudeau
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Originally posted by dido:
Unfortunately the basket either tiped or collapsed and the boy hung himself. His friends were able to discover him before he died but now he's in critical condition in a hospital.
thats why you dont tie off the fucking rope. i did that last year, and i fell off the bench on my porche, but the other end of the rope was resting on the roof, and if i did fall ther was enough slack so i could reach the ground. what a dumb ass.
oh, and my halloween was damned good. i successfully defended my base (home) with a paint ball gun from several attackers. only one egg hit my car (a big-ass blue Oldsmobile boat). AND i went trick-or-treating (i know, i know) with some cheerleaders i knew from my school. a great night, i say.
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Ice age coming Ice age coming
Throw it into the fire Throw it into the fire
Idioteque, by Radiohead - Kid A
This message has been edited by Rhydant on November 01, 2000 at 08:48 PM
well this is after halloween. anyways, what i did, if anyone is interested, is had some friends pick me up in their jeep. me, brian, rich, and jay (you'll need the names to understand what went on) all drove to the high school to meet some other friends. on the way we started drinkin some beer, i think the reason we went to the high school was to drop off some of our beer with the kids we were meeting. we all drove to this girls house, hung out there for a while, by now some of us are kind of buzzing. then we left because her house was boring, drove around downtown, and by now, brian had left to get his car for reasons unknown, and as we were leacing the girls house we met up with brian who was pissed as hell because some kids had thrown eggs at his car and he couldnt find them. we being the badass high school kids with a jeep that we are, all jumnped in the jeep and drove around town drinking beer, with eggs at the ready looking for the kids. we actually found them, and i only remember seeing them run away when we all jumped out of the jeep, and somehow i dont have a clue where they all went. just that they were there one minute, running away the next, and gone the second after, somehow thats all any of us figured out. and we never found them after that. later still that night, we found out about some freshmen having egged one of our senior friends cars, so we jumped in the jeep again to run off and avenge the senior, couldnt find the kids so we dropped everyone off but me jay and rich/. brian waited around main street in his car still looking for those damned kids who fucked with his car. then me, jay and rich went to the freshmens house who had egged the seniors car, and egged the hell out of his house after we stopped at a gas station, took some shots with some guy who was working there, and stole more eggs from the store. wierd night but not that bad for halloween.
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Originally posted by Rhydant:
oh, and my halloween was damned good. i successfully defended my base (home) with a paint ball gun from several attackers. only one egg hit my car (a big-ass blue Oldsmobile boat).
Geez, I didn't realize it got that intense. Paintbalss hurt. Good job.