Topic: Ode to Ned
started by: Tsupa
Posted by Tsupa on Sep. 21 2000,14:14
I'm Ned, the necrophiliac,I lay dead people on their back
and fill their decaying crack
with my gooey white gack
cause i'm ned, the necrophliac
Now necrophilia is not an easy road
Their Flesh is cold,
and they smell of mold
But they cannot hold the load
from my protruding chode
Now you may think there something wrong
with a man who likes to stick his dong
and play tongue pong
with a woman who is long gone
but then, you're not the one who wrote this delightful song
-- Tsupa
-- One of my many sick creations, enjoy
Posted by pengu1nn on Sep. 21 2000,16:07
thats kinda funny, in a sick and disgusting way 
Posted by DrunkNigel on Sep. 25 2000,21:21
The fuck?------------------
"If it doesn't work, hit it with a hammer."
Posted by Sithiee on Sep. 26 2000,00:02
that is by far the coolest poem ive ever read
Posted by Bozeman on Sep. 26 2000,01:10
Wait... shouldn't this be in the sex forum?
Posted by Tsupa on Sep. 26 2000,14:57
I'm glad some of you enjoyed it.. it use to have 5 verses, but i could only remember 3 off of the top of my head... me and my friend Eli created this one night out of boredom... we had another one that we wrote for my friend Jason, who was at the time 18 dating a 14 year old... it was called Chester, the Child Molesting Clown.... he wasn't amused ;P Ned was far better IMO.. i'll see if i can dig some of my other poems up... til then