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Forum: The Classroom
Topic: Hello to you!
started by: satch

Posted by satch on Jul. 18 2001,18:59

My name is Satch.

Here are a few things about me:

1) I like walks on the park... while masturbating.

2) I like to surf the internet... while masturbating.

3) I like to watch movies... while masturbating.

4) I like to contemplate my escape from this place called Florida... while masturbating.

and,

5) I like to masturbate... while masturbating.

Thank you and goodnight.

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Penis-man!

Posted by Spydir on Jul. 18 2001,19:01

atleast we know catknight won't start a thread about this newbie....

You'll fit in prefectly, trust me. Welcome.

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Posted by pengu1nn on Jul. 18 2001,19:01

wow thats alot of masturbating

/me is not shaking your hand

Posted by L33T_h4x0r_d00d on Jul. 18 2001,19:01

So you're catknight.
Perhaps your name should be snatch.

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quote:
Originally posted by Spydir about Dysorderia :
oh fuck it, you're to ignorant and self indulged to even consider anything other then "I'm from england and I hate americans and humans are killing the earth and blah-de-fucking-blah-blah".

Posted by demonk on Jul. 18 2001,19:02

I just can't help my self. I'm actually chuckeling at this pathetic post from a newbie made just to get attention. One part of me wants to slap him in the back of the head for being a stupid, newbie poster, and another half wants to thank him for the laugh. Is something wrong with me?

Posted by Rhydant on Jul. 18 2001,19:04

it's PersonGuy's long lost brother...

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Posted by satch on Jul. 18 2001,19:22

Demonk: Just an attempt for attention? I'm introducing myself, you sit-on-your-golden-bedpan-and-rape-newbies-up-the-ass-while-"chuckeling"-because-you-think-you're-special whore. I think you're the one looking for attention by bashing my post.

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Penis-man!

Posted by TheTaxMan on Jul. 18 2001,19:31

I don't understand people that think after making one post they are suddenly smooth enough to just flame whoever they want for what ever they want. Grow up. I can saw whore! Wow! I bet you can go to the bathroom all by yourself too. What did you expect to happen? The post isn't informative. It isn't funny. It isn't a 'good' flame. It's just dumb. It's being a jerk. It's almost as mean as this post is.

Enjoy, and people will like you more if you don't jump on everyone's case all the time.

This message has been edited by TheTaxMan on July 19, 2001 at 02:33 PM

Posted by Rhydant on Jul. 18 2001,19:33

O_O
wow... defiance of the hax0rz is strong within this one. maybe we should introduce him to The Pear?

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Posted by satch on Jul. 18 2001,19:34

I wasn't flaming him, I was merely
masturbating and my penis hit some keys, causing me to post that. Sorry for any misunderstandings.

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Penis-man!

This message has been edited by satch on July 19, 2001 at 02:37 PM

Posted by demonk on Jul. 18 2001,19:35

Hey, I was just being honest. And believe me, when we truely decide to flame you, or anyone, there is no question.

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quote:
Originally posted by RenegadeSnark:
Oregon, n.:
Eighty billion gallons of water with no place to go on Saturday night.

Posted by Non on Jul. 18 2001,19:39

now that i think about it i have changed my opinion, we should bash the fuck outta them and when they come back for more then they are welcome here.

This message has been edited by Non on July 19, 2001 at 02:48 PM

Posted by TheTaxMan on Jul. 18 2001,19:45

Speaking of Snatch, what an awesome movie, ey?

Posted by satch on Jul. 18 2001,19:55

I love that movie..! But I picked my name out way before I even heard of it.

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Penis-man!

Posted by SLATE on Jul. 18 2001,22:03

GO fuck yourself, newbie....
Oh wait, thats all you do.. I hope you lose your penis in some freak accident. Oh and by the way, your post was not funny, and for that, you should DIE

Posted by DeadAnztac on Jul. 19 2001,00:54

Well, I'll introduce myself. I'm (currently masturbating) my name is Dead(masterbation)Anztac I like Computers(To masturbate too), music(that makes me want to get on my computer... and masturbate), and friends(no, nothing to do with masturbation). Yes. That's it. Let me shake your... naw you can do that yourself.

This message has been edited by DeadAnztac on July 19, 2001 at 08:24 PM

Posted by Pickle Therapy Lady on Jul. 19 2001,01:44

quote:
Originally posted by SLATE:
GO fuck yourself, newbie....
Oh wait, thats all you do.. I hope you lose your penis in some freak accident. Oh and by the way, your post was not funny, and for that, you should [b]DIE[/B]

*sigh* I love you Slate....
*bats eyelashes*

Posted by Dysorderia on Jul. 19 2001,01:57

I predict that satch will last about 40 posts.

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Posted by solid on Jul. 19 2001,02:04

quote:
Originally posted by Dysorderia:
I predict that satch will last about 40 posts.

HAHAHA.. yea.. that's how it always goes.. lol.

Posted by StanVanDam on Jul. 19 2001,02:32

satch u fuckin idiot, we don't need to see your stupidity. It wasn't even a remotely funny post. You are pathetic. Fuck off. And when you think of something meaningful to post, don't post it anyway..

Posted by CatKnight on Jul. 19 2001,11:47

i just read this topic and i want to mention that satch is not me, for the record.

Posted by PersonGuy on Jul. 19 2001,17:39

quote:
Originally posted by Rhydant:
it's PersonGuy's long lost brother...

I gotta agree. Go look at some of my early posts.

(ROFL at hitting keys with your penis! )

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Posted by porn_dealer on Jul. 19 2001,18:01

ive been here a hell of a lot longer than you, i just choose (usually) not to participate in what are always ultimately giant-flame wars...

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Posted by incubus on Jul. 19 2001,18:02

i noticed we're being a bit harsh to n00bs.

i say we but i dont mean me. im nearly always nice, except to dngrmouse.

i mean some n00bs suck cock, but some are ok ... wtf is it with the nasty bitching?

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As I chase the leaves like the words I never find ...

Posted by CatKnight on Jul. 19 2001,18:05

a) that was a joke
b) i've actually been around since before detnet got it's domain name, i didnt register for the forums till september
c) i agree with you

so sit back down!

Posted by Pickle Therapy Lady on Jul. 19 2001,18:31

quote:
Originally posted by incubus:

i mean some n00bs suck cock, but some are ok ... wtf is it with the nasty bitching?

Depends on if she's good at it or not as to whether or not it's a worthwile cock sucking n00b. And a nasty bitch is far better than a prudish bitch. Don't ya think?

Edited for added filler

This message has been edited by Pickle Therapy Lady on July 20, 2001 at 01:34 PM

Posted by Non on Jul. 19 2001,18:44

come on PTL get some new material. Almost every post you made has had to do with sex, there is a special forum for that.

Posted by Pickle Therapy Lady on Jul. 19 2001,20:59

quote:
Originally posted by Non:
come on PTL get some new material. Almost every post you made has had to do with sex, there is a special forum for that.

Are you gay?

Posted by Pickle Therapy Lady on Jul. 19 2001,21:01

quote:
Originally posted by Non:
come on PTL get some new material. Almost every post you made has had to do with sex, there is a special forum for that.

Are you gay?

Posted by Pickle Therapy Lady on Jul. 19 2001,21:02

quote:
Originally posted by Non:
come on PTL get some new material. Almost every post you made has had to do with sex, there is a special forum for that.

Are you gay?

Posted by Pickle Therapy Lady on Jul. 19 2001,21:13

Wait! N/M ... that regards SEX doesn't it??

I better leave the Classroom and go for Sex if I want to ask that question huh?
Grow up ... if you're under 18, go to the children's section of the internet. Otherwise, realize it's fucking HUMOR...I think your confusion is just another perfect example of the point that someone made earlier about not understanding how people joke because you're just too ready to look like a big man and down them.
Damn!

Posted by Pickle Therapy Lady on Jul. 19 2001,21:14

quote:
Originally posted by Pickle Therapy Lady:

Are you gay?

Edit:
accidental duplicate but just furthers the point anyway so fuckit

Posted by Non on Jul. 19 2001,22:18

How do you accidently repeat a post 3 times each being a minute or more apart and one being different so it had to have been typed in not just double posted?

As far as your question goes i am afraid to answer, but i will answer truthfully, I am heterosexual.

I didn't mean to offend you, even though I don't like you I am not one to intentionally hurt someone's feelings. You are still a n00b in my book so I may not extend the same level of respect that I do to other Detnetters and for that I apologize.

In the future I will try to look upon your post with a more open mind.

<EDIT>- spacing.

This message has been edited by Non on July 20, 2001 at 05:38 PM

Posted by Pickle Therapy Lady on Jul. 19 2001,22:45

quote:
Originally posted by Non:
How do you accidently repeat a post 3 times each being a minute apart?
As far as your question goes i am afraid to answer, but i will answer truthfully, I am heterosexual.
I didn't mean to offend you, even though I don't like you I am not one to intentionally hurt someone's feelings. You are still a n00b in my book so I may not extend the same level of respect that I do to other Detnetters and for that I apologize.
In the future I will try to look upon your post with a more open mind.
<EDIT>- spacing.

Combination of being annoyed and hungry. Lack of clear thinking regarding the 3 posts. Making that kind of fuck up just irritated me more so I had to get up for a few minutes. I don't dig fucking anything up.
As far as the rest of your answer goes; thank you. I don't blame anyone for not liking me. I have a bizarre personality. And I appreciate the apology because of that. I don't expect to be welcomed with open arms as a n00b and so I understand your point of view and can appreciate it for that. I do hope that in time I can prove otherwise to the likable factor since I would just assume get along w/everyone than not. Your response however, is a perfect example of why I like this forum and the impression that I get of the people here. Giving a damn about whether or not you hurt someone's feelings (even if you don't know them or even like them) is a very admirable personality trait and I've seen several examples of that at various points of my viewing/posting on this forum.
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Posted by darksol on Jul. 20 2001,00:50

shit, you people are fucking stupid...

Posted by darksol on Jul. 20 2001,00:51

not all mind you, just the majority
and if you believe this doesnt mean you, then it probably does.

This message has been edited by darksol on July 20, 2001 at 07:52 PM

Posted by Pickle Therapy Lady on Jul. 20 2001,01:21

quote:
Originally posted by darksol:
not all mind you, just the majority
and if you believe this doesnt mean you, then it probably does.

Thanks...I appreciate your example.

Posted by TheTaxMan on Jul. 20 2001,01:46

I'm just wondering, but how hard is it to use the edit button? Thirty-eight replies from about 8 people. If you have something more to say, edit it in.

"He said hard, huh huh."

*bird*

Enjoy, damn it.

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Posted by damien_s_lucifer on Jul. 20 2001,03:20

quote:
Originally posted by StanVanDam:
satch u fuckin idiot, we don't need to see your stupidity. It wasn't even a remotely funny post. You are pathetic. Fuck off. And when you think of something meaningful to post, don't post it anyway..

dude, you may have l33t hax0r status on the boards, but you're still a lam0r.

satch, welcum. i, too, like to masturbate.

Posted by Pickle Therapy Lady on Jul. 20 2001,04:23

quote:
Originally posted by TheTaxMan:
I'm just wondering, but how hard is it to use the edit button? Thirty-eight replies from about 8 people. If you have something more to say, edit it in.
"He said hard, huh huh."
*bird*
Enjoy, damn it.

Can I edit you?
Geez...clearly you don't have an outside life then if you have that kind of time to re-read people's shit because I'm not going to go back and keep re-reading posts just to see if someone has edited it. By that time I'm sure to have forgotten what they said originally anyway so their point in making a new statement will have been lost and will make no sense in relation to OTHER people's in-put.
In short, keep on scrollin baby. And if ya don't want to, don't. My daily life will continue unabashed.
*Muwah* Nothin but love hon.

Posted by porn_dealer on Jul. 20 2001,05:24

Christ, wtf is WRONG with you people? Personally I thought satch's post was damn funny...but since he's a "newbie", and doesn't have 1400 posts/doesn't live on the detnet forums, he should eat a dick and shut the fuck up. While you're at it, why don't you guys just get cr0bar to ban anyone who isn't a l33t hax0r? Better YET, let's just ban anyone who doesn't have 800+ posts. Grow the fuck up.

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-- Kamilion

Posted by CatKnight on Jul. 20 2001,05:54

shut up, newbie

Posted by satch on Jul. 20 2001,17:22

I've been thoroughly enlightened by the type of people here, and I have to say, for the most part, you guys are pretty cool. Oh and SLATE, want to get together and have some gay anal sex sometime soon?

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Penis-man!

Posted by Non on Jul. 20 2001,18:48

I think we should make Slate the official welcomer to all the n00bs. He has done such a damn good job of it in the past that we should make it official.

Posted by Vulu on Jul. 20 2001,18:48

This is guy is funny.

EDIT: He'll last more than 40 posts.

This message has been edited by Vulu on July 21, 2001 at 01:49 PM

Posted by Pickle Therapy Lady on Jul. 25 2001,03:08

quote:
Originally posted by satch:
I've been thoroughly enlightened by the type of people here, and I have to say, for the most part, you guys are pretty cool. Oh and SLATE, want to get together and have some gay anal sex sometime soon?

Can I video tape???

Posted by MattimeoZ80 on Jul. 25 2001,03:56

whoa there... now if it was two girls going at it ok by my book... does your husband know about these, erm, tendencies?!

Posted by Pickle Therapy Lady on Jul. 26 2001,21:46

quote:
Originally posted by MattimeoZ80:
whoa there... now if it was two girls going at it ok by my book... does your husband know about these, erm, tendencies?!

hahaha...what are you talking about??? I want blackmail footage!

Posted by satch on Jul. 26 2001,22:47

I know why you REALLY want to tape me and slate. Sicko...

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Penis-man!

Posted by Pickle Therapy Lady on Jul. 27 2001,00:28

I don't deny ONE bit that I'm warped SIR!
*HUFF!*
I could just use the money as a perk

Posted by Dark Knight Bob on Jul. 27 2001,00:42

to expand her ever increasing drug syndicate!

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Is it just me or does WWF look 10 times more entertaining when playing the benny hill music in the background.

Posted by Pickle Therapy Lady on Jul. 27 2001,01:00

damn...you just owned me
I bow before you
*bow*

ALRIGHT! WHO JUST GRABBED MY ASS?!

Posted by Dark Knight Bob on Jul. 27 2001,12:04

...no that's just too easy that one.

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Is it just me or does WWF look 10 times more entertaining when playing the benny hill music in the background.

Posted by Dark Knight Bob on Jul. 27 2001,18:37

quote:
Originally posted by Pickle Therapy Lady:
damnit DKB! you and your forgin arranged words! make some sense man!

righty-ho (ok)

quote:
Originally posted by Pickle Therapy Lady:

ALRIGHT! WHO JUST GRABBED MY ASS?!

quote:
Originally posted by Dark Knight Bob:
...no that's just too easy

translation: oh i see a perfect oppourtunity for flirt/innuendo. no i will be nice and let such an obvious trap for attention to pass by.

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Is it just me or does WWF look 10 times more entertaining when playing the benny hill music in the background.

Posted by Vulu on Jul. 27 2001,19:45

Posted by Dark Knight Bob on Jul. 27 2001,19:50

disclaimer: this is ALL assuming PTL is of the female sex. phew got that in just in time

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Is it just me or does WWF look 10 times more entertaining when playing the benny hill music in the background.

Posted by Pickle Therapy Lady on Jul. 27 2001,21:19

HAHAHHAA....poor DKB, you haven't looked at my pictures have you?
yes I'm female

Posted by Dark Knight Bob on Jul. 27 2001,21:29

what pictures are these? did they miss my auto-pr0n scan program

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Is it just me or does WWF look 10 times more entertaining when playing the benny hill music in the background.

Posted by Pickle Therapy Lady on Jul. 28 2001,05:23

damnit DKB! you and your forgin arranged words! make some sense man!