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Forum: The Classroom
Topic: Canadian Propaganda
started by: j0eSmith

Posted by j0eSmith on Feb. 14 2001,02:00

I was going to just copy and paste all this, but it would be rather long, so instead I'll just stick this here link up and demand you all make with the clicking.
< http://www.standonguard.com/toocanadian.html >

and now for some random quotings.. well not really random. but they are quotings.

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38. You can eat more than one maple sugar candy without feeling nauseous.

Its an inate skill.

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12. You have an Inuit carving by your bedside with the rationale, "what's good enough protection for the Prime Minister, is good enough for me!"

Hell yes, maybe the States should invest in this

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1. You know all the words to "If I had a million dollars" by The Barenaked Ladies, including the inter-stanza banter between Steven and Ed.
2. You dismiss all beers under 6\% as "for children and the elderly."

Damn Straight!

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When my flying days are over, and my death has come to pass
I hope they bury me upside down, so the whole damn world can kiss my ass

Posted by askheaves on Feb. 14 2001,02:10

What's a Prime Minister?

Kraft Dinner

Fucking Canadians. We Americans play it off like we don't care, but deep down, every one of us hates every one of you with a passion. We're just waiting for you to let your guard down, and we're all running across the border! Better ready your hockey sticks!

Posted by Frosty on Feb. 14 2001,02:16

I don't remember who said it, but I remember hearing/reading a comment on how at the end of every war Canada showed up with their navy, which consists of a solitary tugboat, and it announces victory with a TOOT TOOT.

Also, askheaves, we Americans will not be making any border runs for at least a few more years until the population of Mexicans running into the states slacks off and they drive our country into poverty and then they'll move onto Canada leaving in their wake a lot of stolen digital recorders and latin music, but also a lot of nice looking lawns. Or maybe that's just how it is around here.

Posted by DeadAnztac on Feb. 14 2001,02:53

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Originally posted by Frosty:
I don't remember who said it, but I remember hearing/reading a comment on how at the end of every war Canada showed up with their navy, which consists of a solitary tugboat, and it announces victory with a TOOT TOOT.

AHAHHAAHAHHAHAHA! AHAAHAHHHAHAAH AHAHAEHA AHAH Ahehehehahahehheehe.... heehheehhee... hee.... heheheheehe ::whips a tear from his eye and gets back on chair:: hehheheh heheh ehehe ... oh that's funny!

Posted by Wolfguard on Feb. 14 2001,10:48

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Originally posted by Frosty:
Also, askheaves, we Americans will not be making any border runs for at least a few more years until the population of Mexicans running into the states slacks off

I have a very easy answer to this problem.

FASCAM

Field Artillery SCatterable Antipersonnel Mines. Just set up 155mm artillery pieces up and down the border and lay mines. every time one goes off you add more to that area.

That will keep them from just walking in.

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Posted by solid on Feb. 14 2001,23:53

You guys are such fuckheads.

I'd tell you what I think but that word just sums it up.

Posted by Sithiee on Feb. 15 2001,00:33

i think we should implement the plan outlined in coneheads, but on canadians. make them all wear electronic collars, and when they cross the border, they blow up!

Posted by CatKnight on Feb. 15 2001,02:30

canadians kick ass. so do people from seattle. they are practically canadian anyway (hehe personguy).

they have a special type of nuclear reactor called a Candu (stands for Canadian-Duterium). it runs on naturual uranium, without enrichment! thats so cool.

Posted by CatKnight on Feb. 15 2001,02:30

wow my first double post since...ever

This message has been edited by CatKnight on February 15, 2001 at 09:31 PM