Topic: lactose bullshit!
started by: CatKnight
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Originally posted by CatKnight:
i don't know what your image of me is but i'm some old fogey republican!
hmmm....
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Originally posted by CatKnight:
l33t and spyder web, i don't know what your image of me is but i'm some old fogey republican! im 19! and i'm only moderately conservative on some issues. jeez.
Ok come on now... take the clan hood off and we can talk about this like adults.
(its so wrong but so funny)
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Originally posted by Spydir about Dysorderia :
oh fuck it, you're to ignorant and self indulged to even consider anything other then "I'm from england and I hate americans and humans are killing the earth and blah-de-fucking-blah-blah".
Same thing happened but back when I was about 14 or so. Sucked.
Also I heard intresting conversation on radio about left handed people having irritable bowel syndrome and being lactose intolerent more than righties. Dunno source though, was mentioned on radio.
It's like I do with my sister. I know if I call her stupid she'll make a scene and make herself look stupid, so I don't even have to say it. So at a store or something I just wait for her to do something kinna stupid, say "god you're an idiot" and she starts screaming "I'M NOT AN IDIOT, JP!!" and she looks even stupider.
Is it mean? Yeah, probably. Do I care? No, probably not. Is it funny? Yeah, but not british humor funny, because most of that isn't funny.
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personally, I can handle milk, as long as it's 2\% milkfat or less. Cream, on the other hand, makes me rip farts that will drop flies at 20 paces. Then I piss out of my anus for a couple hours. Going thru that right now 'cause last night I was very drunk and ate an entire box of mac & cheese to myself, and forgot to take lactase... someone please kill me...
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Originally posted by RenegadeSnark:
Oregon, n.:
Eighty billion gallons of water with no place to go on Saturday night.
Oh, and please spare me the "milk is good for you" bullshit.
Thanks.
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Originally posted by CatKnight:
i somehow became intolerant overnight
was that the same night you went conservative?
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Originally posted by Spydir about Dysorderia :
oh fuck it, you're to ignorant and self indulged to even consider anything other then "I'm from england and I hate americans and humans are killing the earth and blah-de-fucking-blah-blah".
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Spydir Web - < http://www.netsyndrome.net/spydirweb/ >
... and there are always these college frosh wannabe highschoolers in summer camp wearing as little as legally possible standing in line ...
I had bad alergies till i was 9, they kind of went away till i was 16 then came back. at 23 they changed so i was alergic to different things now. went away again when i was 30.
im 36 now and wondering what is going to happen next year.
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Here is something my sister wrote on the subject
Some people cannot eat any diary products because if the do they’ll get sick. Those people like me included suffer from Lactose Intolerance. Many people won’t get sick from one piece of cheese but have their limits. I for one cannot drink milk and keep it down if you know what I mean. I also can’t eat lots of cheese, butter or ice cream without getting sick in one form or another. Many people suffer from small cases of Lactose Intolerance, and many suffer from it badly everyday.
Intolerance to milk and some dairy products is caused by inability to digest lactose (milk sugar). What causes the inability to digest the lactose is an inadequate production of the enzymes lactase in the small intestine results in the body's inability to digest lactose. Lactase breaks down milk sugar into simpler forms that can then be absorbed into the bloodstream. When there is not enough lactase to digest the amount of lactose consumed, the results, although not usually dangerous, may be very painful. While not all persons deficient in lactase have symptoms, those who do are considered to be lactose intolerant. Lactose Intolerance is very common in adults and isn’t dangerous. Lactose Intolerance can also be present at birth when a child is first introduced to milk, or it can develop later in childhood.
There are many symptoms that go along with having Lactose Intolerance. They include:
· Abdominal cramps
· Bloating
· Flatulence
· Weight loss
· Malnutrition
· Abdominal distention
· Abdominal fullness or gas
· Diarrhea
· Stools-floating
· Stools-foul smelling
Those are just a couple of the symptoms people can get. There is no way to cure Lactose Intolerance but symptoms often stop when milk product aren’t being eaten.
Infants who develop Lactose Intolerance from birth can have a serious condition because milk is the basis of a child’s diet. A formula made from soy products can serve as a substitute.
Lactose Intolerance is tested by many different ways like: measuring the absorption of lactose in the digestive system are the lactose tolerance test, the hydrogen breath test, and the stool acidity test. These tests are performed on a doctor's office.
The lactose tolerance test begins with the individual not eating before the test and then drinking a liquid that contains lactose. Several blood samples are taken over a 2-hour period to measure the person's blood sugar level, which indicates how well the body is able to digest lactose.
The lactose tolerance and hydrogen breath tests are not given to infants and very young children who are suspected of having lactose intolerance. A large lactose load may be dangerous for very young individuals because they are more prone to dehydration that can result from diarrhea caused by the lactose.
(The people in who often get Lactose Intolerance are on the chart on the next page)
Lactose Intolerance may be just a disease to you, but I know it’s also a lifestyle many have to live with everyday. And may eventually bring on other diseases if the don’t get proper calcium supplements.
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This message has been edited by ic0n0 on July 20, 2001 at 08:56 AM
African Blacks 95\%
Indians 90\%
Asians 90\%
North American Blacks 75\%
Mexican Americans 75\%
Mediterranean’s 60\%
North American Whites 15\%
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Originally posted by cr0bar:
. . .but drinking straight milk never was my thing.
agreed.
milk should only be comsumed with:
-cereal (cheerios
)-cookies/brownies
-ice cream (milk-shake form)
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I may be paranoid, but not an Android.
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Originally posted by cr0bar:
I do love ice cream, and certain dairy products. . .but drinking straight milk never was my thing.
cr0 ... you ever tried bhang? or is it spelled bang? where you boil weed in milk and keep boiling it off till you have like THC and cream? that stuff is whack.
we made like a big bowl of 'angel delight' from a big load of bhang and we went ape.
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