Topic: Singing Valentines
started by: CatKnight
Posted by CatKnight on Feb. 14 2001,01:15
Tonight I hired 15 guys from a frat to come sing Brown Eyed Girl(s) to the two really hot girls that live down the hall. It was only ฟ bucks, and really really worth it. Not only are they both very giddy and embarressed (in a good way) but now every girl I run into around my building is saying to whoever they are walking with "I wish I had a singing valentine". Anyways, they both have boyfriends. The reason why I did this was so for reputation. I am now in a great position to be hooked up with to friends, etc. Anyone looking for something sweet to do for their girlfriend/friend, this is a great idea, if possible.
Posted by DeadAnztac on Feb. 14 2001,01:37
Cat: a p1mp to be admired 
Posted by Sithiee on Feb. 14 2001,01:56
at my school, the madrigals (good singer group) pimp themselves out for i think its 5 dollars a song. its so funny, cause they come to classes and embarass people....yeah, its generally more emabarassing at our school than impressive. my friend actually used it to embarass this asshole, by sending him one, and signing the card "dad" and he turned all red, and it was funny, cause my friend got permission to come to the class to video tape it. good times, good times.
Posted by Rhydant on Feb. 14 2001,02:26
Cat... your a fucking genious. ill have to remeber this for next year or seomthing.------------------
Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot. The thing I hate most is that I didn't have a better idea.
Posted by CatKnight on Feb. 14 2001,04:31
what have I been telling you guys all along? 
Posted by Observer on Feb. 14 2001,20:20
In the spirit of the other Girls Suck threads, CatKnight has just proven that in order to get the admiration of a girl, all it takes is money. Is that a shallow enough assessment for ya?------------------
A good programmer is someone who looks both ways on a one-way street
Posted by DeadAnztac on Feb. 14 2001,20:31
No! don't say it like that or they think your just throwing money at them... but then again if you don't they may think your intentions are masked... but if you have no masked intentions then they might think your just a freak.. and... nooo!!! aghh!
Posted by whiskey@throttle on Feb. 14 2001,21:54
Yesterday I hired 15 girls from an escort service to come (no pun intended) and visit me. It was only ฟ bucks, and really really worth it. Not only were they both very giddy and embarressed (I outlasted them both) but now every girl I run into around my building is saying to whoever they are walking with "I wish he bought me on valentine's day." Anyways, they all have boyfriends. The reason why I did this was so for reputation. I am now in a great position to be hooked up with pimps, etc. Anyone looking for something sweet to do for themselves, and the sake of their aching palms, this is a great idea, if possible.
Posted by kuru on Feb. 14 2001,22:43
money......or round trip airfare.well, that and intelligence, a sense of humor, and a few other things that make it worth *using* that airfare.
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kuru
'dancing is the vertical expression of horizontal desire.'
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